unnatural love

"Isn't this Wei Shao? I'm Lao Wang, who is he looking at this time?" A man with the appearance of a wealthy businessman took off his mask and said to Wei Lan who had just boarded the boat with a smile on his face.

"As usual, pick up some leaks, adjust it yourself, and see if you can make a difference in price." Wei Lan said with a smile, playing with the mask in her hand.

This cruise auction was purely anonymous, and most of the people on board wore masks, but Wei Lan was different. He boarded the ship swaggeringly, not minding the eyes of the people around him at all.

"Young Master Wei is so polite, who doesn't know your vision and craftsmanship. Hey, why didn't you bring your two long-legged maids with you this time? Did you change your taste?" The rich businessman looked at the masked two behind Wei Lan, One of them still has long legs - but the gender is wrong, wearing a suit, it looks like he can fight; the other is a maid, but the legs are not too long, and it is completely different from the two 1.8-meter-long maids before. wind.

As a maid, it doesn't matter if her legs are not long enough, and if her legs are not shaved, she is really disqualified as a maid!

The wealthy businessman surnamed Wang couldn't help but look at this maid with unshaven legs. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that "her" was a bit ashamed of her profession as a maid...

"Hey, old Wang, don't mention it, my two beautiful young ladies have eloped!" Wei Lan sighed, and immediately diverted the rich businessman's attention.

The wealthy businessman looked confused, suspecting that he had heard wrong: "Elope, elope?"

"That's right, they thought I wasn't good enough to live. They got together when they were flying together, and they blamed me for being careless. They were happy to see the girl having sex with Ji, but who would have thought that they would find true love and elope without me!" Wei Lan Covering his chest, he looked as if he had suffered all the blows.

"...Wei Shao, do you want me to help catch them and deal with them?" the wealthy businessman asked kindly.

Wei Lan immediately turned serious: "Comrade Wang, you have made a mistake. This is a society ruled by law. They just hire me to work, and they don't sell me. Since I have a true love and want to resign and elope, then of course I choose Forgive them!"

Pharaoh:? ? ?It was the first time I saw a man who was greened so calmly.

"After all, ladies and sisters are so good-looking, so what if you cuckold me, anyway, it's not the first time, let me tell you, I used to have a maid who I really liked, who cheated on me and became a centipede." , from the driver to the fitness trainer..." Wei Lan was addicted to self-deception, and she was eager to tell the rich businessman surnamed Wang about her history of cuckolds.

The wealthy businessman awkwardly shouted: "Oh, it's getting late, I made an appointment with my friend to have a chat, let's go first."

Wei Lan sent people away with a smile, and walked towards her cabin with Gu Xiaoyu and Situ Lin who were disguised behind her.

"Is this really the relationship between you and those two young ladies?" Gu Xiaoyu, who was wearing a mask and dressed as a maid, couldn't help asking.

Wei Lan turned around and gave him a rap: "What are you thinking, the maids and I have a serious money-employment relationship."

"...I don't know why, after adding the words maid and money, it doesn't sound so serious."

Wei Lan glanced at him: "Please don't have strange associations. To be honest, I'm still a virgin, and I haven't even had a girlfriend!"

Gu Xiaoyu was very embarrassed: "I don't really want to know this kind of personal privacy, after all, I have a girlfriend."

Situ Lin joined the topic, pointed at Wei Lan and said, "Although he doesn't have a girlfriend, he has a boyfriend. This Ouhuang, although he had a girlfriend, is actually a virgin. By the way, so am I. "

Gu Xiaoyu held his forehead: "I have said that I don't really want to know this kind of personal privacy, but I really didn't expect that you, who seem to have experienced many battles, are actually a virgin... Uh, wait, you said that Weilan has Boy friend?"

Wei Lan whistled innocently: "The past is like smoke, now I only care about [-] million, what is a boyfriend, can I eat it?"

Gu Xiaoyu looked at Situ Lin silently, feeling that this guy knew a lot of gossip.

Situ Lin misunderstood what he meant, and explained: "I just feel the need to report to my mother-in-law about my relationship between men and women. I really don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. My body and mind are loyal to Xiangxiang." of."

Wei Lan laughed out loud, ever since he knew that Situ Lin was crazy about pigs, every night in the dead of night, he would hide under the quilt and tremble with his shoulders - trying not to laugh so as not to be retaliated by Situ Lin afterwards.

Gu Xiaoyu choked speechlessly: "I've said it all, I don't really want to know about your privacy issues. But hearing that the two winners in life, tall, rich and handsome, are both virgins, I actually have a secret gloat."

Wei Lan: "You said it."

Situ Lin: "You said it."

"Sorry, I really can't help it." Gu Xiaoyu said, and then asked Wei Lan, "Why did you make up such a story about a maid lady for that rich businessman surnamed Wang?"

Wei Lan shrugged: "How effective this is. You can see that his attention was immediately diverted, and he didn't even bother about why I didn't bring a maid and a bodyguard."

"...I was actually persuaded. It's over, I must have been brainwashed by your drone." Gu Xiaoyu said quietly.

The three of them chatted quietly all the way, and soon came to the blue stateroom on the cruise ship. It was a luxurious suite with three bedrooms and one living room with a sea-view balcony. You could enjoy the sea scenery at 180 degrees without dead ends.

Gu Xiaoyu sat down on the sofa in the living room, fiddling with the folds of the skirt uneasily, the maid's skirt always made him feel chilly between his legs, and the wig made him feel his neck hairy.

Situ Lin came out of the bathroom and handed him a disposable razor blade: "Shave your legs, that person noticed your leg hair just now."

"Don't shave! Why do men shave their legs!!!" Gu Xiaoyu suddenly exploded.He endured wearing women's clothing, and he also tolerated wearing a wig, but only leg hair, leg hair is his last dignity!

"Although you don't have much hair on your legs, women usually pay attention to the hair on their legs when they wear skirts. I suggest you shave it to avoid attracting attention." Situ Lin said seriously, looking at his thighs without socks.

"Are you a pervert, staring at the man's leg hair all the time!"

Wei Lan walked over, holding a pair of white stockings in her hand: "It's okay to not shave, just wear white silk, so that you don't have to shave your legs."

Gu Xiaoyu stared dead: "I suggest you two perverts each wear one, anyway, I don't know how to wear it."

Wei Lan rubbed her chin and said awkwardly, "Hey, what can I say, the only man in women's clothing in this room accuses the other two men of being perverts."

Situ Lin continued, "Is this a lack of morality or a loss of humanity."

Gu Xiaoyu said to him expressionlessly: "I'll call Liu Xing now and tell him that my father-in-law has approved his marriage with Xiangxiang. As for the bastard Situ Lin, he's out, goodbye."

Situ Lin immediately rushed forward and hugged Gu Xiaoyu's thigh: "Xiaoyu, you can't treat me like this! Xiaoyu! Do you remember our agreement? I will help you get back your love, and you have to give me love too!"

"What love? Heh, it was gone the moment you asked me to shave my legs." Gu Xiaoyu said coldly.

Wei Lan looked uncomfortable on the side: "With all due respect, you guys are a bit gay."

"Shut up, gay! We're discussing love!" Gu Xiaoyu and Situ Lin shouted in unison.

As the only gay guy among the three who actually had an ex-boyfriend, Wei Lan silently kept her mouth shut.

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

I like to write that everyone bickers.In the past, I could write ten chapters of such nonsense and bickering everyday, but now... After several years of torture that I basically only wrote dramas, I feel guilty for writing one more sentence of nonsense that has nothing to do with the plotˊ_>ˋ