unnatural love

Gu Xiaoyu has a new understanding of her friend.

"So... your family really...does that?" Gu Xiaoyu asked tremblingly as soon as he walked downstairs, making a decapitation gesture with his hand.

Situ Lin didn't speak, but patted him on the shoulder to signal him to look aside.

Gu Xiaoyu turned his head, good guy, more than a dozen jeeps were parked outside the institute, and there were bald tattooed brothers sitting in the cars, as if they were waiting for Situ Lin's order to rush to Xie's house to snatch Xiangxiang.

One of them stood outside the car, gave Gu Xiaoyu a strange look, and said to Situ Lin, "Master Lin, everything is ready."

Gu Xiaoyu swallowed her saliva: "I said... Ah Lin, are you sure you want to go now... Uh, grab a kiss?"

"Otherwise? How can my woman marry someone else? I will definitely snatch her back! I also want to give her a wedding that women all over the world will envy! Let everyone know that this is my Situ Lin's wife!" Situ Lin said with great momentum.

Gu Xiaoyu was stunned by this series of flags, and there was no time to stop him.

His good brother, Situ Lin, is a man whose luck cannot be described in words.

It's not that he's particularly unlucky, but that he has a FLAG skill, and any words containing FLAG that he utters in front of Gu Xiaoyu will come true, and he can't control his mouth at all!

Very scary.

After setting up the flag, Situ Lin pulled Gu Xiaoyu into the car, and Gu Xiaoyu, who felt that the situation was critical, hurriedly said: "Ah Lin, we absolutely can't bring so many people with us, with such a big fanfare, it's not good for you or Xiangxiang. Good thing, just the two of us can go, Xie Jiming and I have a good talk, after all, I am the owner of Xiangxiang."

Situ Lin suddenly turned his face, smiled, and said murderously, "I am!"

Although his attitude is fierce, but Gu Xiaoyu is inexplicably not too afraid of him, and said with a playful smile: "Okay, you are the one, but we have to bring Xiangxiang back anyway. Don't bring this group of people with you." Brother Jinlian!!! I don’t want to be found by the police afterwards.”

"No." Situ Lin clicked his tongue irritably, "... Forget it, it's enough for me to go alone. In case they also discover Xiangxiang's cuteness... Three rivals are enough."

"..." No, no, normal people will not fall in love with a pig, even if it is a very cute little fragrant pig.

Gu Xiaoyu was full of complaints and couldn't express her suffering, so she could only smile awkwardly at the side, watching Situ Lin call and dismiss the group of younger brothers, and then drove off by herself.

"Turn left here, drive straight, and turn right after three intersections." Gu Xiaoyu directed Situ Lin.

Situ Lin said contemptuously, "Aren't you a road idiot? Don't take me into the ditch."

With that said, the car stopped at a red light, and Situ Lin turned on the navigation on his phone.

[XX navigation, now navigate for you.Turn left ahead and go straight for 500 meters, then turn right. 】

Gu Xiaoyu's waist straightened all of a sudden, and he complained aggrievedly: "You don't appreciate showing you the way, you see, the voice navigation also said the same, I'm not a road idiot at all, okay?"

"The last time I got lost on the cruise ship three times a day, who was the one who sent me dozens of WeChat messages for help?" Situ Lin glanced at him and asked back.

This guy hurt him a lot. There were three groups of people on the cruise ship trading contraband that day, and a shootout broke out during the period. Gu Xiaoyu managed to dodge all dangers with Ouhuang's luck, and then sent out WeChat so that Situ Lin was almost beaten. into a sieve.This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened, and so far, Gu Xiaoyu has no idea how many times she has experienced dangerous scenes.

He thought it was really just a vacation.

It's really an enviable lucky value.

[400 meters ahead, then turn right. 】The voice system continues to navigate dutifully.

"That... it's mainly a closed space like a cruise ship. I can easily lose my sense of direction, and it's different outside." Gu Xiaoyu tried hard to defend herself.

"Really? I thought you were just familiar with how to get to Xie Jiming's house." Situ Lin said.

His seemingly unintentional sentence made Gu Xiaoyu's heart stagnate, and he said dryly after a while: "How is it possible, we are not from the same world at all. Leaving aside the family background, it's good that you new humans don't discriminate against us .”

The new human beings who have been genetically screened and edited have healthier bodies and smarter brains. They are full of energy and excellent physique. They are born with advantages over natural people. They have become the backbone of society in less than a hundred years. But natural people are marginalized, and the most valuable thing in many natural people is their own love hormones.

The car had already driven out of the city, and the navigation was meticulously guiding them.

"I know how to get there. I'm sure I can't go wrong. I'll be there in 10 minutes." Situ Lin glanced at the navigation on his phone again, and finally felt that the road looked familiar.

I always feel that he seems to have established a FLAG again. Does this count as a FLAG?Gu Xiaoyu became tangled in her heart.

Almost at this moment, Situ Lin suddenly shouted in a low voice: "Sit still!"

Before he could react, Situ Lin had already stepped on the accelerator and started racing!

The voice navigation system does not cooperate in every way, and openly demolishes the platform: [There is a camera 50 meters ahead, please drive carefully. 】

"There is a camera! Why are you racing suddenly? Do you want to get a ticket?" Gu Xiaoyu, whose back was pressed tightly against the seat under the action of inertia, questioned.

"Tickets or bullets, you choose one." Situ Lin saw five cars chasing after him in the rearview mirror, and someone in the front car had already stuck out the roof and aimed at their tires!

[You are speeding. 】

Situ Lin slammed on the brakes, and there was a "bang" gunshot. The bullet hit the bulletproof glass of the rear window and missed the tire. Gu Xiaoyu was almost strangled by the seat belt, and coughed wildly without getting up.

"Cough, cough, cough, what happened? What's going on? Did you hear a gunshot just now???" Gu Xiaoyu was still in a daze.

Then a series of gunshots like a torrential rain shattered his illusions.

Yaoshou, it's really a gun battle!The kind that kills!

It's all the fault of Situ Lin, the humanoid self-propelled FLAG machine! ! !

Situ Lin turned the car into an airplane, and calmly took out a gun from the drawer between the seats and threw it to Gu Xiaoyu, and thoughtfully helped the idiot open the safety catch: "Open the window, shoot whatever you want!"

Gu Xiaoyu screamed: "I can't! I haven't even held a gun before!"

"I didn't expect you to hit me, I mean to resist!"

Gu Xiaoyu looked desperate: "What do you mean by that? Are we doomed?"

"Hit." Situ Lin urged him.

Gu Xiaoyu opened the window tremblingly, and just poked his head out when a bullet brushed past his ear, causing him to shrink back in fright, closed his eyes, and fired six shots in succession.

Open your eyes again: "Hey, did I hit it just now?"

Two of the cars behind obviously began to skid and slow down, hit the roadblock and rushed into the green belt. Obviously, Gu Xiaoyu, who shot blindly, hit the tire.

Situ Lin looked like a dog: this fucking is okay?

"Wow, so I'm a sharpshooter?" The excited Gu Xiaoyu wanted to make persistent efforts, but there was no bullet in the pistol.

"Wake up, you are in the dark." Situ Lin said coldly.

"Mengzhong is also capable!" Gu Xiaoyu said eloquently.

Situ Lin deeply remembered that this guy once cried to him after the final exam, saying that he couldn't do the exam papers, and only one of the fifty multiple-choice questions he could do.At that time, he, who knew nothing about the horror of Ou Huang, said such a self-defeating remark.

- Then I am much better than you.If you hang up, I'll lend you the notes.

Looking back at the results, Gu Xiaoyu got 49 of the [-] multiple-choice questions right, and the only question he got wrong was the one he did himself. The total score was two points higher than his.

Forget it, Europeans can't compare.

While looking at the mobile phone navigation to study how to get rid of the pursuers, Situ Lin was harassed by the scammer next to him, who didn't even cooperate with the mobile phone navigation: [It has been detected that you have deviated from the route and is re-planning the route for you. 】

Situ Lin: Damn, this car can't be driven!

Situ Lin quickly turned off the navigation, and looked directly at the map of the phone. The car drove to an area he was not familiar with, and the illusion that he seemed to know the way just now disappeared.Gu Xiaoyu also came over, speeding at a speed of [-] yards, the two road idiots studied the mobile phone map against the crackling gunshots behind them like thunderstorms!

At this moment, Gu Xiaoyu inevitably felt like he was acting in an absurd drama.

"Are we really not going to hang up?" Gu Xiaoyu was almost frightened by the crisis.

"Don't worry, just a few guns are trying to kill me? It doesn't exist!" Situ Lin, a big guy who got lost in his car and was chased and beaten by a group of people, can still calm down. To a certain extent, he is also amazing.

But Gu Xiaoyu always felt that his little friend skillfully inserted another flag.

This feeling reached its peak when the pursuers behind took out the bazooka.

“卧槽！这还算是人吗？！”顾晓雨要疯了，“司徒凛你能不能管好你的嘴！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，你快点开啊，我们要被打死了！ Can you go racing!"

"I'm sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen. I haven't received any other tickets except for illegal parking in these years." The law-abiding citizen Situ Lin said, pulling out a submachine gun from the dark compartment.

Gu Xiaoyu:? ? ?

Who are my classmates? ! !

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

Situ Lin, a boss who is extremely accurate in inserting FLAG, is good at blind *white bear* magic (.