unnatural love

Because many things happened today, Ji Zexi asked Gu Xiaoyu to go back early.

Naturally, it wasn't his dormitory in University A, but Situ Lin's home.

Seeing Situ Lin at night, Gu Xiaoyu, who had been holding back all afternoon, excitedly slapped the black card in front of Situ Lin: "Look, black card!"

Situ Lin glanced at it calmly, and took out the Swiss Army Knife: "This is a secondary card, if you find this kind of card in the future, just cut it off."

Gu Xiaoyu was so frightened that he snatched the black card: "Don't, don't, this is my father's card!"

Situ Lin looked at him suspiciously: "Where did you get your father from?"

"I just recognized him today." Gu Xiaoyu deliberately teased him, and said with a straight face, "You are rich and handsome! A refined uncle!"

Situ Lin stared at him sharply for a while, from head to toe, watching him tight.

"This kind of handsome and rich uncle, there is no need to spend money to support male college students. The people who are crying and shouting are enough to trample you to death on the side of the road. He spends a lot of money to ask To keep you, either he has some perverted hobby, or there is an ulterior conspiracy, what is his name, how old is he, where is he from, I will check his details first." Situ Lin has already taken out his mobile phone.

Gu Xiaoyu quickly explained: "I'm just joking, that's my own father, the one who is related by blood."

Situ Lin frowned even tighter: "Your family doesn't even have a picture of your father, where did this father come from?"

Gu Xiaoyu was stunned: "How do you know that I haven't seen a picture of my dad? I haven't told you about this kind of thing, have I?"

Although he did tell Situ Lin about his childhood, he definitely did not include such details.

Situ Lin froze for a moment, and said angrily, "You said it!"

"I do not have!"

"You have!"

"no!"

"You have!"

The two chattered meaninglessly, and finally Gu Xiaoyu gave him a blank look: "Ah Lin, you are really a young student, can you be more mature?"

Who the hell is naive!Situ Lin was speechless.

"Anyway, think about it yourself!" Situ Lin said impatiently, turning his eyes away.

Gu Xiaoyu thought about it.Ji Zexi may be the one who knows about this matter, Xie Jiming also knows, and Liu Xing probably heard about it, but Situ Lin has known him for the shortest time, and it has only been more than half a year now.Gu Xiaoyu, who is already a graduate student, would not talk to Situ Lin about his childhood in such detail.

The more he thought about it, the more confused he became, Gu Xiaoyu looked at Situ Lin's side face tangledly, and he turned his head to look at the window next to him without making a sound.

Gu Xiaoyu stared at his side face, and the train of thought in his mind slowly drifted away, from the memory to the front of his eyes: Situ Lin really has a lot of pierced ears, the right ear has three, but he has never seen it before. He wears earrings.

His cousin Situ Jun also broke the news that he not only had his ears pierced, but also ran away from home.

Really unbelievable.

Wait, ear piercing, head perm, running away from home...

This profile overlapped with the runaway boy who had watched the stars with him in his memory. Gu Xiaoyu opened his mouth wider and wider, and finally shouted: "It's you! Xuanyuan Long Aotian!!!"

Situ Lin immediately groaned, his face flushed red, and he denied it for a second: "You've got the wrong person!"

Gu Xiaoyu took a step forward, covered his upper half of his face and compared them again: "That's right, it's you! At that time you dyed your hair purple, your bangs covered your eyes, you wore seven earrings, and you In the voice-changing period! Sixth grade, that’s right! It’s you, it’s you, it’s definitely you! Xuanyuanlong Aotian!”

Situ Lin, who was so ashamed that his face was flushed, exploded: "Fuck, are you so sure now? How many times have I hinted at you before, why are you blind?"

Gu Xiaoyu flattened her mouth and stopped with silence: "So are you arrogant now? Aotian, you didn't have this kind of arrogant person before."

Situ Lin became more irritable: "Get out! I have something to do, let's go!"

As he said that, Situ Lin turned around and left. He needed to be quiet, to calm down the shame and embarrassment of being exposed as a pseudonym in puberty.

How could Gu Xiaoyu let him go? While laughing happily, she chased after Situ Lin, saying "Aotian" every time, until she reached the door.

Situ Lin blocked Gu Xiaoyu against the wall with a wall, and covered his mouth: "I won't be polite if you call me any more!"

Gu Xiaoyu blinked vigorously to show that she would be obedient.

The servant just came over and said to him, "Master Rin, your cousin is here."

Situ Jun trotted over and shouted loudly: "Brother, dear brother, you must save me, my dad is going to send me to study abroad! Let me study, I am going to die, you must save me ah!"

So, Situ Jun, a mentally handicapped cousin, witnessed this philosophical scene in his cousin's house: he was handsome but suddenly abandoned his cousin, who had dyed his hair black and was still reading, and covered his rival's mouth, People are blocking the wall, the wall is booming.

Countless pink bubbles floated in Situ Jun's mind, and his mind was full of philosophical barrage, even the BGM in his mind became enchanting.

At this moment, Situ Jun's heart collapsed: Damn, my brother is gay! ! !

"You... I... little boy, you really cheated on my brother!!!" Situ Jun was angry.

Gu Xiaoyu tilted her head and saw the crushed face of her rival, she was very happy: "No, no. Don't panic, we are just a friendship between straight men."

Then I added in my heart: It is also the friendship between the father-in-law and the son-in-law.

The innocent Situ Jun said that he has never seen such a friendship between straight men, isn't he a straight man?

His cousin still nodded at the side: "The love of my life is Xiangxiang."

Hearing the name of a strange woman, Situ Jun suddenly became energetic: "Who is Xiangxiang? Is it my future sister-in-law? Show me the photo, she must be very beautiful!"

Thinking of this, Situ Jun glanced at Gu Xiaoyu with contempt: Huh, little boy, you can't be my sister-in-law, and you will be dumped by my brother sooner or later.

Situ Lin took out his mobile phone with a smile on his face: "Of course, Xiangxiang is the best in the world!"

Situ Jun then excitedly looked at his mobile phone screen, where a naive little fragrant pig was "smiling" at him.

At this moment, Situ Jun's smile cracked on his face.

"It's beautiful. You've never seen such a cute little fragrant pig. You should respectfully call her sister-in-law from now on, don't you understand?" Situ Lin taught his cousin.

Situ Jun held his cousin's hand affectionately: "Brother, you should be gay. I used to discriminate against homosexuals. I was wrong. I was really wrong. I will definitely not do it in the future. I raise my hands to support you. Who If you say you are not good, I will beat you! Forget about Xiangxiang, you are not suitable, and you will not be happy. You look back at Gu Xiaoyu, who is behind you, you are not only the same species, but also the same gender, [-]% It’s a perfect match, it’s a match made in heaven!”

After finishing speaking, he took Gu Xiaoyu's hand affectionately and disgustedly: "Hi sister-in-law, my younger brother has offended me a lot before, I hope you will not remember the villain's mistakes. But since you are with my elder brother, don't hook up with women in the future." If it's done, the influence will be bad. Finally, let me ask, has Ayan contacted you recently? I really miss her."

As he said that, Situ Jun burst into tears: He really doesn't want a sister-in-law who can grow to three hundred catties!

Twilight Ice Wheel says:

The breakdown of the mentally handicapped cousin...hahahahaha.