My friend, are you out of your mind?

13.

On the weekend, Yu Jingchen was forced to visit Fu Xifeng on behalf of the members of the spy team to show his sincerity.On a good weekend, you can sleep until you wake up naturally, oh, although Yu Jingchen can sleep until you wake up naturally no matter if it is windy, rainy or struck by lightning.

As for why he was the representative, Yu Jingchen asked the bearded man bitterly and bitterly, and the reply he got was: Xiaoyu, don't you have a good relationship with Fu sir?

Yu Jingchen:? ? ?

What a bitch.

Although Yu Jingchen hated Fu Xifeng 20 times from the bottom of his heart, he honestly brought them to the magic food store to buy them. During the Hungry Ghost Festival promotion, buy one get one free, a fruit basket that only costs [-] yuan.

Yu Jingchen reported Fu Xifeng's name at the counter, but the nurse at the counter said with some distress: "Sir, did you remember the name wrongly? There is no one with the name Fu Xifeng."

Yu Jingchen frowned: "Then maybe, is there anyone with the surname Fu? They moved in two days ago."

Damn, the people in the special investigation team can't even report their real names when they're hospitalized, it's like some undercover police movie.

"Uh sir?" The nurse poked her head out from the counter and waved to Yu Jingchen. "Two days ago, there was a patient named Fu, but Fu Leifeng is in ward 222. Is he someone you know?"

Yu Jingchen:......

Well, it's really two.

Yu Jingchen kept a serious face, "I don't know."

14.

After pressing the elevator to the 222th floor, Yu Jingchen turned a few turns before finding Ward [-].It was really hard for Yu Jingchen to knock on the door with his fruit basket in his arms, so he raised his legs boldly and kicked the door very rhythmically.

After a long while of rustling inside, Fu Xifeng's tired voice came: "Please come in."

Yu Jingchen pushed open the door with his heels with some difficulty, and saw Fu Xifeng in the ward lying on his side with his head resting on his side, the hospital gown was wide open, exposing his collarbone and bandaged chest.

Seeing Yu Jingchen standing at the door, Fu Xifeng whistled very limply: "Oh dear Chenchen, we disappeared for five days, three hours and 10 minutes."

Yu Jingchen twitched the corner of his mouth, and closed the door heavily with a "snap".

Damn, if this person dies one day, he must be raped to death by himself.

15.

If you don't like it, you still have to go to see if you are sick, otherwise it would be a waste of the 20 yuan fruit basket that I bought specially, 20 yuan is also money, okay?Yu Jingchen thought so.

Fu Xifeng squinted his eyes happily and sat cross-legged on the hospital bed, humming an out-of-key song and watching Yu Jingchen open and close the door with a complicated expression, put down the fruit basket, and then pulled out the chair and sat down.

"Oh, come here, why don't you bring a fruit basket!"

Then why don't you put the grapes in your mouth, idiot.

Yu Jingchen remained expressionless: "Beard scum... Oh no, the deputy team leader asked me to bring it." I didn't even want to come.

Of course, Yu Jingchen would not say the second part to Fu Xifeng. Although this person is a bit stupid and often has a wattless mind, since he helps wash the sofa, does chores and brings meals, there is no friendship in the war.

Fu Xifeng picked up the grapes and chewed them: "Hey, it's a big fuss, it's just that I was bruised by a stray bullet and made me look like I was in critical condition."

"However, it wouldn't be surprising if those of us who were fighting on the front line suddenly disappeared one day."

Yu Jingchen paused for a moment with the hand holding the phone: "...In this case, why do you still want to be a policeman?"

Fu Xifeng still grinned heartlessly and said, "Because I'm not afraid of death!"

Yu Jingchen: "......"

Then you are awesome, do you want to clap your hands for you?

"I think you have some misunderstandings about our hard-working industry."

As Fu Xifeng said, he suddenly stretched out his index finger in front of Yu Jingchen and shook it, but Yu Jingchen slapped him away mercilessly.

He pouted: "Haven't you heard of it? The seemingly dangerous things are the least dangerous. In fact, the chances of accidents are very small. Eight times out of ten, you can get away with it."

"Of course the biggest contributor is you who silently provided us with information behind the scenes."

Fu Xifeng stretched out his hand and pinched Yu Jingchen's face, it was soft as expected.Yu Jingchen turned his head in disgust to avoid Fu Xifeng's clutches: "Don't touch me without washing your hands after eating grapes."

"... Oh." Officer Fu was stupefied again.

Yu Jingchen once again refreshed his impression of Fu Xifeng. Not only is he a fool with a brain, he often has a particularly straight man's aesthetics, but he also talks a lot!As soon as the chatterbox is opened, it can't stop talking!After Fu Xifeng finished eating the porridge and side dishes in the hospital, Yu Jingchen saw that it was getting late and said, See you later.

"Hey Chenchen."

Yu Jingchen's hand pulling the door paused, turned around suspiciously, and met Fu Xifeng's sly squinting but smiling eyes, as if something hit her heart.Damn it, dead straight men flirt with people regardless of gender or age.

"what?"

Yu Jingchen blinked: "But I'm quite afraid of death now."

"I can't see you when I'm dead."

Yu Jingchen turned red from the base of his ears to his neck, stared blankly at Fu Xifeng's innocent face, and clenched the fist that would hit Fu Xifeng's face at any time: ".....crazy." Then "snap" slammed the door away.

Which day will Fu Xifeng's mind be out of control!are you crazy!

Yu Jingchen kicked the trash can beside him guiltily.

16.

Fu Xifeng only stayed in the hospital for three days before being discharged. In Yu Jingchen's words, it was a waste of medical resources. Fu Xifeng thought it was very reasonable, after all, he was still a lively hero.

On the day he was discharged from the hospital, Yu Jingchen came to pick him up. Fu Xifeng was very surprised that Yu Jingchen appeared in front of him more often since he was injured. Could this be the so-called blessing in disguise!

Yu Jingchen said:  …

In order to celebrate being discharged from the hospital, Fu Xifeng took Yu Jingchen to a very famous night market near the police station to eat hot pot. As for why it was hot pot, Fu Xifeng said that the food in the hospital was worse than Yu Jingchen's green noodles, and Yu Jingchen's cooking was at least hot water. Add salt, and the hospital is simply hot water!

Yu Jingchen couldn't figure out whether this was a compliment or a derogation.

But because of his injuries, Yu Jingchen still ordered a mandarin duck pot, and then put all the vegetables into Fu Xifeng's bowl.

Yu Jingchen smiled rarely: "Patients should eat light food."

So that in the end, Fu Xifeng ate clear soup with green vegetables with bitterness and hatred on his face, and then watched Yu Jingchen happily cook the meat in the spicy pot, which can be said to be very cruel.

The accident happened in an instant with the sharp scream of the woman.Fu Xifeng and Yu Jingchen glanced at each other, stood up in a tacit understanding and followed the crowd to the place where the incident happened.

Fu Xifeng frowned and pulled over to the uncle who was watching the fun: "What happened?"

The uncle slapped the fan even more, and he wiped his sweat with a look of shock: "Hey, robbery, I want to hold a girl hostage, who knows that girl is down-to-earth and snatched Mrs. Pork's butcher's knife!"

"Tsk tsk, the girl is so tough now!"

The old man was amazed by what he said, and he really looked like he didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement.

Yu Jingchen glanced at Fu Xifeng who had a complicated face and turned to ask the uncle, "Then how are you doing now?"

"Oh, that girl stabbed the robber."

Yu Jingchen, Fu Xifeng:  …

Fu Xifeng's expression became more complicated.

The author has something to say: Alright, in the next chapter, let’s Police Officer Fu make a confession that shakes the world (it’s not)