Interstellar writer is a meow

Le Zhengyuan forcefully stuffed the crazy-looking Xiao Yue into his pocket, and brought him home.

"Tell me, what's going on?" After Le Zhengyuan returned home, he carried the kitten to the table, facing him and sitting on the chair, looking at him like a prisoner.

The disheveled Xiao Yue sniffed pitifully, as if she had been abused.

Le Zhengyuan took out the comb from the drawer in disgust, lifted the cat to his knees to comb, and repeated: "Tell me, what's going on?"

While enjoying Le Zhengyuan's grooming service, Xiao Yue told Le Zhengyuan about the experience of going to the history department to eavesdrop on the class.

When Le Zhengyuan heard "History is about to become a legend", his combing hands paused.

He never thought about it.

For him, or in other words, for most people, history is history, there is in books and documents, and that is beyond doubt.And now that China is strong enough, even if there is no evidence of cultural relics, China still has the mouthpiece of the media, and through a series of actions, the foreign interstellar officials have recognized China's history.

So it doesn't seem to matter whether there are cultural relics or not.

As for making up history, it is the behavior of non-governmental associations that are not friendly to the Chinese League.Le Zhengyuan always sneered at him.

The Chinese League is strong, and there are always some people, and there are always some countries, who fear the strength of the Chinese League and persevere in responding to the Chinese League.

As the saying goes, it is a mediocre person who does not attract envy.A weak country is of course not enviable.

But what the old professor said made sense.If there are only literature materials and no physical evidence, will it be true that even we ourselves do not believe in those ancient materials?

Le Zhengyuan can be sure that he can judge the truth, but there are many fools in this world.

After he combed the fur, he saw that the kitten on his lap had turned into a smooth fur again, and he looked like an arrogant cat owner who had been carefully cared for.

Le Zhengyuan was overwhelmed by his own thoughts.What kind of cat owner is just a pet cat!

"If you want to take the test, take the test. It's just that your current grades can't meet the requirements." Le Zhengyuan rubbed the kitten's head and said, "Why don't you accept my tutor's suggestion and participate in self-enrollment?"

Xiao Yue put the farmer on Le Zhengyuan's lap, pondered for a while, and said: "Participating in independent enrollment, I have to show some achievements."

Le Zhengyuan's mouth twitched.This cat really didn't think about the college entrance examination when it saw a shortcut.He is such a proud person, raising such a cowardly cat, he is really depressed.What about the agreed pet-like protagonist?

Le Zhengyuan now has a feeling of hating iron but not steel.

[But when I finish the first main task, I might be recruited because of my good handwriting, so I don’t need to think so much hahahaha. 】 Xiao Yue narrowed her eyes and said optimistically.

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

This cat is getting more and more cowardly!Can't you summon up the courage to compete on the same stage with the students of the All-China League College Entrance Examination!

Xiao Yue: →_→ If there is a shortcut, don’t take it, I’m stupid.

After Xiao Yue and Le Zhengyuan talked for a while, they felt much better.

He jumped to the ground, suddenly turned into a human, and said to Le Zhengyuan: "Come on, let me show you my handwriting. Although the cat's writing is not very good, as a human being, my writing is getting better and better .In the ancient environment simulated by the course, my handwriting will also be praised for its beauty, and even appreciated by noble people!"

Le Zhengyuan was already very calm about the fact that the cat turned into a living person after a disagreement.

As long as you don't jump on him, everything is easy to talk about.At home, he didn't force Xiao Yue to change clothes either.

Of course, if Xiao Yue wanted to maintain his human form for a whole day, Le Zhengyuan would still force him to change clothes.

He couldn't tolerate Xiao Yue wearing the same clothes all the time.Even if they knew it was an illusion, they would think that this cat doesn't like to be clean.

Not only that, but he also asked Xiao Yue to take a bath every day.Fortunately, Xiao Yue is not an ordinary cat, otherwise, if the cat is bathed every day, the president will have to wash the cat to death.

Xiao Yue complained, no wonder Le Zhengyuan had never kept a pet, it turned out that the cleanliness president couldn't keep him alive.

Le Zhengyuan, who just asked Xiao Yue, who ran outside and rolled in the dust every day, to take a bath and was complained about by his cleanliness, still wants to beat the cat today.

"Let's write." Le Zhengyuan said casually, "What to write?"

He had only seen Xiao Xiaomiao writing, but never Xiao Yue in human form.

The task was not completed, so there were only a few human-changing cards. Except for using the human-changing cards for a few minutes to scare Le Zhengyuan, Xiao Yue saved the rest of the time, and used them when he needed another human form to appear.

Therefore, whether it is studying in the virtual space of the optical network or in reality, Xiao Yue always looks like a cat.

Now he uses the cat's paw to hold the brush to write, which has reached the level of neatness.Xiao Yue felt that in half a year, she should probably be able to complete the task.

The TV series have all been completed, post-production and promotion have started, the novel has also been completed, and a thin layer of soil has been sprinkled on the new pit.Time flies, time flies, and the sun is like flowing water. Xiao Yue finally sees the hope of completing the task, and one can imagine the hard work and bitterness in it.

Here I have to call for Xiao Xiaomiao, who is trying to become a calligrapher cat.

This really corresponds to the saying, anyone who has a dream is amazing.So do people, and so do cats.

The handwriting written by Xiao Xiaomiao was evaluated as "entry-level" by the system, and it was finally not unpopular.The happy Xiao Xiaomiao decided to write a letter for Le Zhengyuan and hang it in the office for the owner to show off.

Of course, Xiao Yue still has a bit of a sense of propriety, knowing that the words written by cats can't be shown off - unless the owner says that his cat wrote them.Let's use humanity and write a picture seriously.

"Writing about making money?" Xiao Yue blinked, "Or attracting wealth?"

Le Zhengyuan's black line: "Can you be so vulgar?"

Xiao Yue said: "Aren't you a businessman?"

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

It felt like a knife had been stabbed in the heart.

Le Zhengyuan said forcefully: "I really like Zhuge Liang's "Teacher List", please copy me a copy."

Xiao Yue refused without thinking: "There are too many words, so don't write."

Too lazy to be upright.

Le Zhengyuan was very speechless: "Then tell me first, how many words can you write?"

Xiao Yue said: "At most, I will write you a four-line ancient poem."

Le Zhengyuan was even more speechless.Can you be a little more sincere?Ancient poems are nothing more than four sentences.A few more sentences, you don’t even want to write a complete poem, do you?

Le Zhengyuan said: "That's casual. Be more elegant."

Xiao Yue rubbed her fingers and said, "It's okay to be elegant. I want the most high-end pen, ink, paper and inkstone, otherwise I won't be able to write. I know you just received a good set, hehehe, take it out."

Although Le Zhengyuan received a lot of gifts during the holidays.People at his level received either elegant or noble gifts.The four treasures of the study naturally belong to the category of elegance.

He is not interested in calligraphy. In the past, these things were usually given to others as gifts.These things are left now for Xiao Yue's use.

Xiao Yue also knew.

It's just such an elegant thing, but Xiao Yue made a philistine expression, Le Zhengyuan really didn't know what to say.

Le Zhengyuan took out the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Xiao Yue rolled up his sleeves, spread the paper and rubbed the ink.

At that moment, Le Zhengyuan felt as if he was watching a well-produced costume drama.

Although Xiao Yue transformed into a set of casual clothes, and his hair was also refreshingly short, his demeanor and demeanor were all full of ancient charm.

I heard that the training course of the system is to let the stupid cat experience other people's life directly. It seems that the stupid cat's behavior has also been affected.

If it is a human being, after going through so many ups and downs in life, even if it is just learning, you may not even know who you are, right?Only a stupid cat with a single-minded mind will not be affected. It only absorbs the knowledge and skills, and keeps other people's emotions out of their hearts.

Despite the availability of good ink, calligraphers still prefer to grind their own ink.The thickness of the ink is controlled by oneself.

Watching the ink slowly dissolve, it seems that my own inspiration also melts together, and then pick up the pen to write, there is a sense of success.

To calligraphers, grinding ink is like a painter mixing paint a little bit. In their hearts, it is probably a pious ceremony.

Xiao Yue moistened the nib of the pen with clear water, squeezed it with his hands, tested its softness and hardness, pulled out the floating hairs, and tried the pen on waste paper, and only started to write when he felt that he could control the pen. To, "Looking at the former virtuous country and family, success starts from diligence and thrift, and breaks from extravagance. Why do you need amber to be a pillow, and how can you get real pearls to start with a car."

These four lines of poems are the first four lines of Li Shangyin's two poems on history, and the meaning is to persuade people to be frugal.

This poem hangs in the office of the chief executive, which is a bit hypocritical.

Le Zhengyuan was surprised at the degree of fit between the four poems Xiao Yue chose and him, but when he heard Xiao Yue say "hypocrisy", his face turned dark immediately: "What is hypocrisy?"

While cleaning the brush, Xiao Yue said, "It's fine if you start from scratch. The rich second generation said this, isn't it hypocrisy? Do you live frugally? Well, it is indeed much better than people who are extravagant and wasteful."

Le Zhengyuan, who was born with a golden spoon studded with diamonds: "..."

Although it is true, I am still a little angry.

"How about it, my hand is not bad?" Xiao Yue said proudly, "The courses given to me by the system are too complicated. I have learned regular script, cursive script, and cursive script. The best one is cursive script. But because of the possessed People from the Tang and Song dynasties, those who want to become officials with calligraphy, all practice Feibai. After all, the emperor likes Feibai."

Although Le Zhengyuan doesn't practice calligraphy himself, he has a high appreciation for calligraphy.

His mother's family are all well-known cultural people, and the calligraphy and painting of his grandfather and uncle are all unique in Huameng.Even if he is not interested in this, he will read it if he sees more.

With Le Zhengyuan's eyesight, this handwriting is no worse than his outer tolerance.This surprised him.How old is the stupid cat?How many years has grandpa practiced?

Even if one day is equal to one month, in the thinking time, seven or eight years have passed, right?

But Le Zhengyuan soon realized that the seven or eight years in Xiao Yue's course were different from the seven or eight years in this world.

First of all, there are a lot of people in this world who have to learn. They don’t practice calligraphy for seven or eight years, but the ancients probably spent all day on writing except for eating and sleeping. They usually use calligraphy brushes; The degree of mastery of characters is unmatched by modern people.They are all calligraphers when the characters of any scholar are brought to modern times.Calligraphy also needs atmosphere.Especially the family that Xiao Yue possessed, it is said that there is also a family of calligraphy, and the teachings they have received must be beyond the imagination of today's people.

The ancients generally started to learn calligraphy at the age of five or six, and in seven or eight years, they looked like twelve or thirteen years old.The brush calligraphy of twelve or thirteen-year-old scholars is comparable to that of calligraphers today. It can only be said that it is due to the social environment.

When Le Zhengyuan was contemplating, Xiao Yue approached Le Zhengyuan with a cat... no, a handsome face, and said: "Is it because my writing is so good, are you dumbfounded? Hahaha, I promise you worship me."

Le Zhengyuan was startled by the sudden enlargement of his handsome face, but when Xiao Yue opened his mouth, there was a black line, and he couldn't say any words of praise.

Le Zhengyuan said stubbornly: "Don't you have a system to evaluate? Just ask the system and you will know."

Xiao Yue snorted coldly: "Will you die if you praise me?"

Le Zhengyuan hehe.He won't die, but this stupid cat will probably die of pride.

Xiao Yue let the system score angrily.

After the system issued a ding ding dong sound, it said: After evaluation, the calligraphy work has reached the middle level of the world's calligraphy masters, the task is completed, and the rewards are being distributed.

Xiao Yue: "..."

Xiao Yue was dumbfounded like a wooden cat.

Le Zhengyuan: "..."

Le Zhengyuan reacted instantly: "This task does not determine the shape of your calligraphy works!"

Xiao Yue: "..."

Le Zhengyuan sighed: "I was also involved. Since you have been given a human-changing card, you can completely write with humanity after you leave the system courses. This human-changing card is not for you to practice brush calligraphy, but Is it used when you feel that you can create qualified works?"

Xiao Yue: "..."

Xiao Yue tried hard to win respect for herself: "Yes, but the system says that people can write very good calligraphy without hands, so cats can also write!"

After Le Zhengyuan asked the system, he explained for the system: "You asked how cats write brush characters, and the system just answered your question. In fact... cats can indeed write brush characters well."

If Xiao Yue didn't write with human nature on a whim today, I guess... he could really write master-level works with cats.

Xiao Yue: "..."

He turned into a cat in an instant, with his white belly turned upside down, his limbs stretched out, and he lay dead on his back.He is already a useless cat.

Le Zhengyuan smiled wryly.Hearing that Xiao Yue has been arguing with the system, it is impossible for a cat to write calligraphy well, so he was also involved, and he didn't expect this at all.

If there is a task in the future, he must not be devolved into it by the stupid cat's thinking, and he has to think about it carefully.

Le Zhengyuan felt that he was also at fault in this matter.He knelt down and said to the Xiaofei cat lying dead: "This is not without benefits... Look, you will be a cat who can write with a brush in the future, isn't it very good?"

Xiao Feimao didn't even give Le Zhengyuan a look.

Le Zhengyuan racked his brains to think of words to comfort Xiao Feimao, who had already left his body: "This is not without benefits... Maybe you will be promoted to the middle level of calligraphy masters in one go, and there will be additional rewards?"

At this time, the system interrupted at the right time: Because the host has raised his calligraphy level to the intermediate master level, the entry-level, elementary, and intermediate rewards will be issued together. Please check the host carefully.

Xiao Yue immediately scrambled and stood up, slapping her tail vigorously: "Meow meow!"

Hurry up and see what rewards there are!

Le Zhengyuan heaved a sigh of relief.Sometimes Xiao Yue's philistine character is still very useful.For example, now, when I heard that there was an extra reward, I was resurrected with full blood.

Le Zhengyuan picked up the excited kitten, sat back on the chair, and slowly checked the rewards.

The shopping mall and illustration book for mission rewards have been opened, and human transformation cards have been issued. These are fixed rewards.

In the illustrated book, the skill illustrated book is opened, and currently only the "book" item is highlighted.There are still three locked sections for skills. Le Zhengyuan guessed that "Qin Qi Calligraphy and Painting" is called "Four Friends of Literati", and the remaining three sections may be "Qin", "Chess", and "Painting".

The skill illustration shows that only after one skill has reached the level of "Senior Master" can the next skill section be opened.

There are rewards for skill advancement, and the "title" has a reward bonus for the main task.If all four skills reach the level of "Senior Master" when completing the main task, there will be additional rewards.

As for the rewards for advanced skills, Xiao Yue jumped to the ground happily, running around the room like crazy.

Le Zhengyuan murmured: "Spirit quenching pill, tempering soul; washing spirit pill, refining talent..."

Tempering Spirit Pill is for human beings, and Spiritual Purification Pill is for monster races, and the effect will start when you leave the body of this world and return to the state of soul.When reincarnated, choose a suitable bloodline, and the effect will be doubled.

The entry level rewards one pill each, the primary rewards two pills each, and the intermediate rewards five pills each.I don't know how effective this pill is, but for Xiao Yue, this is hope.

Le Zhengyuan sighed deeply when he saw Xiao Yue running around the room, happy like a mad cat.

He felt that he actually had the urge to take the elixir and accompany the stupid cat to another world.

Le Zhengyuan thought to himself, he must have been infected with madness by the stupid cat.

In the end, Xiao Yue took the suspicious pill without hesitation and fell into a deep sleep.The elixir belonging to Le Zhengyuan was stored in the system package and was not taken out.

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Xiao Yue slept for eight full days.

On the first day, Le Zhengyuan told Uncle Guan to keep an eye on the cat;

The next day, Le Zhengyuan was a little worried about whether the cat would be hungry;

On the third day, Le Zhengyuan began to worry whether the cat would starve to death;

On the fourth day, Le Zhengyuan didn't even think about going to class;

On the fifth day, the sixth day, the seventh day... the bearded and bloodshot Le Zhengyuan held the cat in his arms and did not let go.

On the eighth day, Xiao Yue smacked her lips, stretched her waist, slowly opened her eyes, and let out a weak meow.

[Owner, why do I feel so hungry, so hungry that my chest sticks to my back, and I feel like I'm about to die of hunger? 】

Xiao Yue's voice sounded in Le Zhengyuan's mind.

Le Zhengyuan opened his mouth, but only let out a sob.

Xiao Yue raised his head in doubt, at this moment, a drop of water fell on his fluffy cat face.

Xiao Yue was so frightened that his hair exploded: "Meow meow meow!"

What happened? !Is the host really bankrupt? ?

"Stupid cat." Le Zhengyuan roughly stuffed the cat into the arms of Uncle Guan who was weeping with joy, "Take him to dinner. I'll take a bath."

Xiao Yue was about to turn her head to see if Le Zhengyuan's red eye circles were real or her own illusion, when she was hugged tightly by Uncle Guan.

"Lele, you've been asleep for eight days!" Uncle Guan wiped his tears and said, "You scared me and the master!"

Xiao Yue hugged Uncle Guan's arms.

Meow meow meow?Eight days of sleep?Could it be to take a pill and sleep for a day?No wonder I'm so hungry.I feel like I could eat a cow!

Meow, meow, give me something to eat!

Guanhu carried the meowing kitten downstairs and went into the kitchen. Meat porridge was always hot in the kitchen, waiting for Xiao Yue to wake up at any time, and there was something to eat.

Xiao Yue: But I want to eat meat, not meat porridge.

After eight days of starvation, if it wasn’t for the healing instrument showing that Xiao Yue’s body was normal, and the system kept emphasizing that this was a normal state, he was absorbing the spiritual power of the elixir, and he didn’t need to eat, Le Zhengyuan would have given his cat salt water .

But there is a system guarantee in time, but Le Zhengyuan is still worried that he can't sleep or eat.

How long will you sleep this time?Does it really affect the body?Xiao Yue...are you really all right?

The little cat huddled into a cat ball, its fluffy and warm body slowly rising and falling with its breathing, as if it was sleeping mindlessly like usual.Only by putting his palm on the cat ball and feeling the kitten's body temperature can Le Zhengyuan force himself not to think about it.

Le Zhengyuan couldn't sleep at night, and when he fell asleep, he dreamed of his parents who had passed away.Then the picture of the deceased parents disappeared, and a kitten was lying on the ground, his body was stiff and cold, and he couldn't wake up no matter how much he barked.

He found that he was not a strong person.In the most difficult and vulnerable times, there is a magical, noisy, and sometimes crazy kitten who is bound together with him through magical means.Let him feel that he is not alone, there is another person, connected with his soul.

Unknowingly, he has already regarded this kitten, which often gnashes his teeth in anger, as his spiritual sustenance.Even though he also regards Uncle Guan as a family member, just as he cannot make up for the pain caused by Uncle Xiao's departure to Uncle Guan, Uncle Guan is the same, unable to make up for the vacancy left in his heart by the tragic death of his parents.

But because the timing of this kitten's appearance was too coincidental, he gave himself a second life, and everything was completely different.

He owes the cat his life.For this reason, he survived the most confused and empty moment in the Great Revenge.Because he still has to keep the cat, and he has to pay off the achievement points that the cat owed to save himself.

Now that the achievement value has been paid off, the kitten has no more worries about its life.But he has picked himself up and will not fall into despair again.

But if he lost it again, he found that it was really unbearable.

Le Zhengyuan covered his face with cold water at the sink, and his entire face was soaked in water.

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After Xiao Yue finished drinking two big bowls of porridge, she began to look around: "Meow meow!"

Where is the owner? Where is the owner?I'm full, rub my stomach quickly!

The corner of Le Zhengyuan's mouth twitched just after he came downstairs.

He stretched out his hand to the kitten that was pounced on him, and firmly stopped the kitten that was about to jump on his head, plotting to catch the little bad cat that messed up its hair.

"Xiao Yue! Don't make trouble!"

"Meow meow meow meow!" It's not that I don't have it, I'm familiar with it, even if you are the owner, I will sue you for defamation!

Le Zhengyuan looked at the mean-faced kitten, and snorted coldly as usual.