Hit the demon

Qu Luo withdrew his hand, and Tian Xing fell on his back.

The monster got up, wiped his mouth, and found out that he had revealed his secrets, he couldn't help complaining: "Damn it, I lost my cave, and my magic power faded, so I can't even use my tricks to cover my eyes."

Qu Luo glared at him.

"You just promised to be responsible." Tiao Xing was cheeky, smiling like a fox, and threatened Qu Luo, "If you go back on your promises, I will not be polite and I will swallow you alive!"

Qu Luo has always been soft but not hard, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his fist and smashed at Tian Xing.

Tiao Xing dodged sideways, his movements were so fast that he seemed to be able to fly.After several back and forth in the blink of an eye, Qu Luo's fist did not touch Tian Xing at all.

Qu Luo stopped, knowing that he was not Yuan Xing's opponent.Wen can't make martial arts, and he hates himself for being inferior to others.

At this time, Tian Xing gave in, and went to Qu Luo's side: "Okay, I won't always rely on you to stay. If I find two things, I will go to the fairy world. I will stay with you for a year at most, how about it?"

"Dream." Qu Luo turned around and ran down the road quickly.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute." Tiao Xing chased after him.

These two run on the road.

Tiao Xing ran very easily, and circled around Qu Luo: "I'm not a bad monster, I eat very little... Besides, you really caused the fire, haven't you heard of Bazi Keshan?"

"I can beat even mountains, but you still pester me? Are you afraid that I will beat you?" Qu Luo sneered as he ran.

It sounds absurd that the horoscope will cause wildfires, but Qu Luo has been influenced by the "weird horoscope" speech since he was a child, and he has beaten ghosts before, so he can't help but believe this monster.

"I'm a monster, and I'm so powerful that even those who have attained the Tao can't do anything to me. You, a mortal, can't do anything to me." Tiao Xing smiled, "But my practice was interrupted by you, so you should take me home , delicious and delicious, from now on."

"To shut up!"

Qu Luo only hated climbing the mountain with his brain convulsed today, and added to the trouble if he couldn't relax.Now being entangled by a monster, I can't beat him or drive him away, I still have a lot of mistakes...

What the hell is this all about!

Qu Luo was tired and angry from running, so he slowed down.

Tiao Xing walked at a slower pace, buttoning up his shirt as he walked, and tucking the hem back into the waistband of his trousers: "Speaking of which, I haven't gone down the mountain for seven or eighty years. I don't know how the world has changed. Is my dress okay?"

Qu Luo glanced at Tian Xing, and finally understood the reason for his long pants and white shirt.No wonder the belt looks so retro.

But Tiaoxing is tall and tall, with long arms and long legs.Wearing old clothes on him also seemed to be walking down the catwalk.

Qu Luo turned his gaze back and said nothing, just walked with his head down, and resolutely ignored the demon.

Tian Xing: "There are no silver dollars on the ground, why are you ignoring me?"

After a while, Qu Luo found the bus stop sign, which was the same one when he came.

Qu Luo is naturally not in the mood to go to the scenic spot now.There was no one around, so Qu Luo took out the phone and fiddled with it again, trying to turn it on again.

Yuan Xing moved closer curiously, and looked at it: "What is this?"

Qu Luo only thinks that Tian Xing is transparent and ignores him.Qu Luo looked worried at the cracks on the phone, and a face was reflected in the black screen of the phone—it was covered in black and ash, and the hair around the ear was still burnt.

Qu Luo was even more upset, and rolled up his sleeves to wipe his face.

Suddenly, a white arm crossed in front of the screen.Tian Xing stretched out his hand to touch Qu Luo's ear, and rubbed his fingertips along his ear to his cheek.

Qu Luo was startled, and before he could react, a gust of cool wind brushed against his side.

"Okay." Tiao Xing withdrew his hand, smiling complacently and contentedly.

Qu Luo froze for a moment, then looked at the black screen of the phone.The face was clean, and the burnt hair was restored.

Qu Luo let go of his fist, still with a cold face, lowered his head for a moment, and said to the phone: "This is a phone, and there is an account in it to buy a ticket. I didn't bring cash, and cash is money. If you don't turn on your phone, you won't be able to get on the bus later." go back."

While Qu Luo was talking, he pressed the power button again, and the phone finally turned on again.Qu Luo struggled to call out the payment page, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Tiao Xing watched from the side, aggressively asking questions.But Quluo ignored him again.

When the bus came, Qu Luo was overjoyed and rushed onto the bus first.

While scanning the ticket with his mobile phone, Qu Luo said to the driver, "Hurry up and drive!"

"Drip", the payment is successful.

Tian Xing got into the car behind Qu Luo, smiled at the driver, pointed at Qu Luo, and ran into the car by himself.

Qu Luo: ...

The driver glanced back at Tian Xing, then at the stiff Qu Luo: "Is that your friend?"

"No. The ticket just now was given to him." Qu Luo gripped the phone, gritted his teeth, and turned to get out of the car.

The driver kindly reminded: "The young man had a fight with his friend? Don't be angry, this is the last bus today."

Application question: It takes 1.5 hours to travel by bus from A to B. It is known that the average speed of the bus is 5 times that of Quluo. How long does it take Quluo to travel from A to B?

Qu Luo: ...Drinking cold water makes my teeth clogged.

"Let's go back together." Yuan Xing ran over, pulled Qu Luo into the car, grabbed his hand, and passed the phone under the card reader.

The screen of the mobile phone is black, and the card reader does not respond.Tianxing tilted his head.

The driver stared at Qu Luo.

Qu Luo: This monster doesn't know how to use a mobile phone, so what are you looking at me for?

But the practice told Qu Luo that if such a thing as seeing ghosts was publicized, he could only be treated as a psychopath.

Gritting his teeth, Qu Luo accidentally saw his intact and clean head on the car window, and finally lifted his finger to unlock the phone.

"Drip", the card is swiped successfully.

Tiao Xing happily ran into the carriage again.There were only a few passengers in the car, and Qu Luo walked to the back row.

Tian Xing immediately followed and sat beside Qu Luo.

After sitting down, Tian Xing pulled the hem of his shirt out of his trouser belt and undid a collar button.

Qu Luo glanced at Tian Xing.

Tiao Xing leaned over and said softly: "I'm afraid the way I dressed just now is old-fashioned, and you don't know how to remind me."

Tian Xing spoke with a southern accent, and breathed into Qu Luo's ears softly.

Qu Luo stretched out his hand and waved away Tian Xing's face, then turned to look out the window.

Tian Xing also went to see it.

The car is still in the suburbs, and outside the car window is nothing more than some mid-spring mountain scenery, and there are large areas of bright yellow rapeseed flowers.But these are nothing unusual for Yu Tianxing.

Tian Xing looked at it for a while, retracted his head, poked Qu Luo's arm, and asked, "Where do you live now? How old are you? Are you studying or doing work?"

Qu Luo, male, [-], is a third-year student at Teachers College in S City, majoring in Mathematics and Applied Mathematics.

If Qu Luo wrote the profile himself, he would definitely add: poor, unlucky, hell.

Qu Luo suddenly thought of a good reason: "I'm in college and live in a dormitory, and now my total property is only 200 yuan. You depend on me, and I don't have money for you to eat and drink."

Yuan Xing: "How much is 200 yuan?"

It's quite picky.

Qu Luo: "It costs [-] yuan per person to take this bus."

Tiao Xing still didn't understand, so he asked: "Is the old Chen Ji at the foot of the mountain still alive? Is 200 yuan enough for us to go to his house for dinner at night?"

Lao Chen Ji is a well-known century-old shop in S City, and the braised pork elbow is his signature.Take the hooves of free-range black pigs, remove the bones and blanch in water, put honey in the oil pan, then steam, and finally pour the toppings out of the pan.

This plate is cooked and served on the table, with bright color, soft gelatin, and tangy aroma. The price of Dianping is 199, RMB.

Qu Luo: "I'll have porridge at night."

Tiao Xing: "What about me?"

Qu Luo: "None of my business."

In the evening, Qu Luo went back to school and went to the cafeteria. After swiping his campus card, he really only bought a bowl of porridge and a meat bun.

Tiao Xing followed Qu Luo all the way, and saw many new things, high-rise buildings and cars running everywhere.Tiao Xing is curious about everything and asks questions.

No matter what, Qu Luo couldn't get rid of Xing Xing, so he could only deal with it without saying a word.

After buying dinner, Qu Luo sat down with a plate, and the monster sat opposite Qu Luo.

It was meal time, and there were still quite a lot of people in the cafeteria, and buzzing voices rang out all around.

Yao Xing had nothing to eat, so he looked left and right, and sighed: "The co-ed school is really good, and it is convenient to see the girls. The girls are so beautifully dressed, and the makeup is even more beautiful. Oh, how much does that dress cost?"

Qu Luo has been single for 20 years, how can I know the price of the girl's dress?I also saw some students around looking over and pointing at them, but I don't know if it's because the monster like Tiao Xing is too conspicuous.

"Shut up!" Qu Luo couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the meat bun and blocked Tian Xing's mouth.

Tian Xing bit the meat bun and laughed.

But today is very strange, with constant pointing around.Qu Luo also heard words such as "scumbag", "male mistress" and "beater".

Qu Luo turned to look around.The discussing students grabbed their mobile phones and ran away with their dinner plates.

It was Tiao Xing who grabbed the meat bun with both hands and asked, "What is WeChat Moments? What is Xiao Shou?"

Qu Luo:? ? ?

Tiao Xing: "Just now, those people said that there was a scumbag in the circle of friends who pestered Xiaoshou and beat up his boyfriend. They also guessed that the scumbag was you."

Qu Luo: Fart!

Qu Luo bowed his head and continued to drink the porridge.

"Hey, boss!"

A boy came running from a distance, shouting as he ran: "Boss, you are popular, if you continue to be so popular, your senior year's bursary will be in vain."

This boy has thick eyebrows and chestnut hair, and so does Qu Luo's roommate Deng Zhijun.

"Hey!" Deng Zhijun ran up to Qu Luo, and when he saw Yuan Xing, his eyes widened and he yelled strangely, "Hey, who are you, handsome boy?"

"Tian Xing." The demon narrowed his eyes, grabbed the bun and pointed at Qu Luo, introducing himself, "I am his creditor."

Qu Luo paused, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and asked Deng Zhijun, "Have you eaten yet?"

"What are you eating!" Deng Zhijun thought of his business, took out his mobile phone and opened Moments, "Boss, those bastards are making trouble again!"

Qu Luo raised his eyebrows.Tiao Xing stretched his neck and stared at the mobile phone in Deng Zhijun's hand.

Deng Zhijun handed the phone to Qu Luo, and said, "Yesterday, someone contributed to an official account. Boss, please take a look."

Deng Zhijun clicked on an official account article.The public account is called "News in S-fu circle".Usually receive some news from the circle.

The contribution sent out this time is a self-report of 1.

The contributor narrates emotionally: My little 0 is very good, and you are the number one glamorous student in the Chixi campus of a well-known university in S city.They love each other, and they are sexually blessed.

But recently, a male junior appeared, who was a scumbag from a pure science department in the same campus.This scumbag looks plain and useless.He pestered Xiao 0, and even touched the contributor's husband.

The contributor loves Xiao 0 deeply, saying that he must protect him no matter what, "just like protecting the bright moonlight in front of the bed."If the scumbag comes again, he will definitely be disabled.

The article implicitly exaggerated Shou's beauty and Gong's responsibility, and strongly condemned the scumbag.

Qu Luo:? ? ?