Start being a loli today
Chapter 1 "Being a Lolita Today"
更新时间2014-10-2121:59:25字数:2346
Ye Yu sat on the bed, motionless in a daze, turned his head and looked around, there was a light blue mattress and pillows, the walls of the room were painted blue, the sun illuminated the darkness through the blackout curtains In the tidy room, it can be seen that Ye Yu is usually very hardworking... hardworking...
"It's this dream again~ What kind of game is it? I must find out." Ye Yu's voice was weak.
"Ding dong~ ding dong~" The doorbell rang, and Ye Yu opened the door. Every three days, the aunt who cleaned up her house and delivered breakfast on time stood in front of the door with a smile on her face, with plastic bags on her feet.
"Really~ If I insist on this point, I almost cleared the level." Ye Yu said sleepily, stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, but unceremoniously took away the lunch box and milk that his aunt gave her.
"I'm busy every day. You're not the first one. I have to go to the next one after cleaning up." Auntie said with a smile on her face.
On the dining table and the tea seat of the TV, there are dishes and chopsticks that have not been cleared since eating a few days ago, and the clothes that Ye Yu washed and changed are thrown on the sofa. Auntie shook her head when she saw it, sighed and walked in.
"I'm starting." Ye Yu obviously hadn't washed up yet, so she ate the breakfast that her aunt gave her, scratched her messy hair as if thinking of something, took off her pajamas with a face of wit, looked really The aunt who cleans up the dishes.
"Auntie, please help me to wash this set of clothes too." Ye Yu said, took out the pocket of the old gray sportswear, took out the plastic bag containing tissues, took out three 20 yuan and 10 yuan to put on the desktop.
"Well~ I have no money again this month~" Ye Yu sighed, looking at his ~wallet~ expressionlessly.
"You child, why are you so lazy at ordinary times? You won't be able to find a boyfriend when you grow up."
"You don't care about me~ and I'm not a child." Yumo said angrily, after a while she turned on the TV and continued eating.
On the TV screen, there was a black long-haired man wearing a white shirt top and black suit trousers. His tall figure looked very proportionate, and he was sitting on the sofa with a lady holding a microphone...
"Today we are going to interview the writer Rufeng or Mr. Meng. I heard that this great (nao) god (can) wrote two novels at the same time. What do you think about the fact that you can't make any money writing two novels? Do you want to say something?" The lady said with a smile on her face, holding the microphone and reaching out to the uncle.
"Huh~ Please call me handsome..." Ye Yu picked up the remote control "The Lakers scored again! What a beautiful three-point shot!"...
Ye Yu stared at his face with his right hand and was eating while watching TV.
"That person was crazy just now, right? He wrote two novels without making money, at the same time." Ye Yu said blankly, then picked up the remote control and kept changing channels...
"Shandong looking for..."
"I want to let the world know about this fish pond..."
"Tu Su!...Big brother!..."
"I heard that chocolate is raining..." Ye Yu picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have to pay the TV fee. After paying, let me watch these..." Ye Yu thoughtfully put down his chopsticks.
"Gulu~gulu~gu~~" He gulped down the milk and stroked his slightly distended belly, with a blush and a silly smile on his face.
“好饱~洗个澡吧~”夜雨转头看向了时钟,而现在的时间正是2014年的8月1日9点41分。
Heading to the bathroom...
Ye Yu, a girl who doesn't like to go out, that's what we call a house girl, she likes to squat at home and play computer and games every day, and she's a little lazy... some...
"Me? In an accident I don't know, I forgot what happened before, at least most of it, since June 2014, 6, it has been two months until now, and there is still something inexplicable Some people would send thousands of dollars to the door every month. I don’t know who it is, maybe some **** who has no face to see me. And I? Facing the strange environment at the beginning, The unfamiliar self is now used to this kind of life.”
"Don't look at me like this, in fact, I'm a handsome man inside!"
After taking a shower, Ye Yu changed into a yellow and white plaid shirt and black trousers, looking very masculine.
"It's been a long time since I went out to buy groceries. I'm craving dumplings today." Ye Yu said, put on cloth shoes and a brown magic mirror, and opened the door.
"Auntie~ Just pack it up slowly, I'll go out for a while." After Yumo finished speaking, she pushed open the door and went out.
Ye Yu's family lived in a single building, and it was unknown when they were moved into that 100-square-meter house. Ye Yu himself didn't know, and walked down the street with these questions.
"Rumeng~you wait for me." A girl in a yellow shirt said out of breath.
"Hey~! Xiao Ye, why are you here?" The girl in the sports uniform rushed forward and hugged Ye Yu, who froze instantly and stood still.
"Huh? Who are you?" Ye Yu turned to look at her suspiciously and said, the girl was also stunned for a while.
"Oh~ I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person, I really look too much alike, I'm sorry." Saying that, he followed another girl and walked away in embarrassment.
"There are still people who look like me? It's so strange." Thinking to himself, Ye Yu put his hands in his pockets and continued walking.
"Hmph~ She might be shorter than me~" Thinking to himself, Ye Yu smiled strangely.
"It's such a headache. Apart from playing games and sleeping every day, I can't remember what happened before~~" Ye Yu scratched his hair.
Ye Yu desperately thinks about what happened before, but she can't remember it, and sometimes even doubts herself.
"Maybe, I used to be a handsome, tall man who wanted face and money. Since I can't remember anything, it means that anything is possible~" Ye Yu patted his head and walked on the road Delusional, smiling from time to time.
"I don't want to be this kind of little girl, I really don't want to! Can you come up with a wonderfully developed plot that will turn me into a handsome man, a vampire, or a ruthless killer?"...
"Hey~ah." Ye Yu bumped into a man in a black suit with blond hair, his tall body blocked the sun.
Ye Yu touched his forehead.
"What is this?" He raised his head and glanced at the man.
"Yo! Are you... are you okay?" He turned around and said with a smile, taking a deep breath on his cigarette.
Seeing the man stunned, Ye Yu stepped back in a panic...
"Huh? He's not a bad boy or a gangster, is he? But he's so handsome~" Thinking to himself, Ye Yu froze in place.
"It's...it's okay." Ye Yu said a word in a cowardly manner.
"What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid..." Ye Yu looked up at the man's face, then immediately lowered his head.
"Huh? Are you really okay?" The man scratched his hair and said, his eyes suddenly turned cold and looked at Ye Yu, "You really are a little..."
"It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm leaving first." Ye Yu watched him put his hand in the pocket of his suit jacket, and immediately turned around and left.
"Could it be that he wants to ask me for money?! Hurry up and leave." Thinking about it, Ye Yu quickened his pace, and turned to look at the man standing there with a puzzled expression on his face.
Ye Yu was very nervous as he walked further and further away...Ye Yu finally relaxed when he couldn't see the man.
……
Ye Yu sat on the bed, motionless in a daze, turned his head and looked around, there was a light blue mattress and pillows, the walls of the room were painted blue, the sun illuminated the darkness through the blackout curtains In the tidy room, it can be seen that Ye Yu is usually very hardworking... hardworking...
"It's this dream again~ What kind of game is it? I must find out." Ye Yu's voice was weak.
"Ding dong~ ding dong~" The doorbell rang, and Ye Yu opened the door. Every three days, the aunt who cleaned up her house and delivered breakfast on time stood in front of the door with a smile on her face, with plastic bags on her feet.
"Really~ If I insist on this point, I almost cleared the level." Ye Yu said sleepily, stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyes, but unceremoniously took away the lunch box and milk that his aunt gave her.
"I'm busy every day. You're not the first one. I have to go to the next one after cleaning up." Auntie said with a smile on her face.
On the dining table and the tea seat of the TV, there are dishes and chopsticks that have not been cleared since eating a few days ago, and the clothes that Ye Yu washed and changed are thrown on the sofa. Auntie shook her head when she saw it, sighed and walked in.
"I'm starting." Ye Yu obviously hadn't washed up yet, so she ate the breakfast that her aunt gave her, scratched her messy hair as if thinking of something, took off her pajamas with a face of wit, looked really The aunt who cleans up the dishes.
"Auntie, please help me to wash this set of clothes too." Ye Yu said, took out the pocket of the old gray sportswear, took out the plastic bag containing tissues, took out three 20 yuan and 10 yuan to put on the desktop.
"Well~ I have no money again this month~" Ye Yu sighed, looking at his ~wallet~ expressionlessly.
"You child, why are you so lazy at ordinary times? You won't be able to find a boyfriend when you grow up."
"You don't care about me~ and I'm not a child." Yumo said angrily, after a while she turned on the TV and continued eating.
On the TV screen, there was a black long-haired man wearing a white shirt top and black suit trousers. His tall figure looked very proportionate, and he was sitting on the sofa with a lady holding a microphone...
"Today we are going to interview the writer Rufeng or Mr. Meng. I heard that this great (nao) god (can) wrote two novels at the same time. What do you think about the fact that you can't make any money writing two novels? Do you want to say something?" The lady said with a smile on her face, holding the microphone and reaching out to the uncle.
"Huh~ Please call me handsome..." Ye Yu picked up the remote control "The Lakers scored again! What a beautiful three-point shot!"...
Ye Yu stared at his face with his right hand and was eating while watching TV.
"That person was crazy just now, right? He wrote two novels without making money, at the same time." Ye Yu said blankly, then picked up the remote control and kept changing channels...
"Shandong looking for..."
"I want to let the world know about this fish pond..."
"Tu Su!...Big brother!..."
"I heard that chocolate is raining..." Ye Yu picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have to pay the TV fee. After paying, let me watch these..." Ye Yu thoughtfully put down his chopsticks.
"Gulu~gulu~gu~~" He gulped down the milk and stroked his slightly distended belly, with a blush and a silly smile on his face.
“好饱~洗个澡吧~”夜雨转头看向了时钟,而现在的时间正是2014年的8月1日9点41分。
Heading to the bathroom...
Ye Yu, a girl who doesn't like to go out, that's what we call a house girl, she likes to squat at home and play computer and games every day, and she's a little lazy... some...
"Me? In an accident I don't know, I forgot what happened before, at least most of it, since June 2014, 6, it has been two months until now, and there is still something inexplicable Some people would send thousands of dollars to the door every month. I don’t know who it is, maybe some **** who has no face to see me. And I? Facing the strange environment at the beginning, The unfamiliar self is now used to this kind of life.”
"Don't look at me like this, in fact, I'm a handsome man inside!"
After taking a shower, Ye Yu changed into a yellow and white plaid shirt and black trousers, looking very masculine.
"It's been a long time since I went out to buy groceries. I'm craving dumplings today." Ye Yu said, put on cloth shoes and a brown magic mirror, and opened the door.
"Auntie~ Just pack it up slowly, I'll go out for a while." After Yumo finished speaking, she pushed open the door and went out.
Ye Yu's family lived in a single building, and it was unknown when they were moved into that 100-square-meter house. Ye Yu himself didn't know, and walked down the street with these questions.
"Rumeng~you wait for me." A girl in a yellow shirt said out of breath.
"Hey~! Xiao Ye, why are you here?" The girl in the sports uniform rushed forward and hugged Ye Yu, who froze instantly and stood still.
"Huh? Who are you?" Ye Yu turned to look at her suspiciously and said, the girl was also stunned for a while.
"Oh~ I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person, I really look too much alike, I'm sorry." Saying that, he followed another girl and walked away in embarrassment.
"There are still people who look like me? It's so strange." Thinking to himself, Ye Yu put his hands in his pockets and continued walking.
"Hmph~ She might be shorter than me~" Thinking to himself, Ye Yu smiled strangely.
"It's such a headache. Apart from playing games and sleeping every day, I can't remember what happened before~~" Ye Yu scratched his hair.
Ye Yu desperately thinks about what happened before, but she can't remember it, and sometimes even doubts herself.
"Maybe, I used to be a handsome, tall man who wanted face and money. Since I can't remember anything, it means that anything is possible~" Ye Yu patted his head and walked on the road Delusional, smiling from time to time.
"I don't want to be this kind of little girl, I really don't want to! Can you come up with a wonderfully developed plot that will turn me into a handsome man, a vampire, or a ruthless killer?"...
"Hey~ah." Ye Yu bumped into a man in a black suit with blond hair, his tall body blocked the sun.
Ye Yu touched his forehead.
"What is this?" He raised his head and glanced at the man.
"Yo! Are you... are you okay?" He turned around and said with a smile, taking a deep breath on his cigarette.
Seeing the man stunned, Ye Yu stepped back in a panic...
"Huh? He's not a bad boy or a gangster, is he? But he's so handsome~" Thinking to himself, Ye Yu froze in place.
"It's...it's okay." Ye Yu said a word in a cowardly manner.
"What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid..." Ye Yu looked up at the man's face, then immediately lowered his head.
"Huh? Are you really okay?" The man scratched his hair and said, his eyes suddenly turned cold and looked at Ye Yu, "You really are a little..."
"It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm leaving first." Ye Yu watched him put his hand in the pocket of his suit jacket, and immediately turned around and left.
"Could it be that he wants to ask me for money?! Hurry up and leave." Thinking about it, Ye Yu quickened his pace, and turned to look at the man standing there with a puzzled expression on his face.
Ye Yu was very nervous as he walked further and further away...Ye Yu finally relaxed when he couldn't see the man.
……
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