[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

"Girl, have we met somewhere?" Si Xiang asked unhurriedly, with a half-smile on his face, staring straight at a dirty and greasy maidservant with her head lowered...

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Everyone followed his gaze, and saw that Cui girl, who was still in high spirits just now singing and singing with Niang Niang, was about to bury her head in the ground like an ostrich!Both legs are still trembling slightly!

His grandma is a bear!

I naively thought that this four-faced evildoer was instantly killed by the old demon who woke up that night!And shed tears of sympathy for him!Unexpectedly, he has a lot of background!It's the masked thief swaggering up the mountain with an invitation!

Now if I stand up and testify that he is the big villain who ran to the Black Mountain to steal things with wolfish ambitions before he exposes me, I don’t know how credible it will be...

Immediately shoot four different things in my heart a thousand times!Shoot Laoying [-] times!

Bang bang bang!

I shook my head like a rattle, and knelt down with a "plop".

"The king is brave and invincible, the demon king of the monster world, his beauty and wisdom are unparalleled in the world... How can a villain, an ant, have acquaintance with the king!" I was shaking and shaking, flattering my ass .You know, there is another saying that is good: Wearing thousands of clothes, flattering never wears it!

"Haha~Unparalleled in the world~~" Sixiang laughed heartily, "Brave and invincible~~hahahaha~"

I heard him laugh, and I breathed a sigh of relief, the old ancestor's truth also works in the monster world, um, it seems, I still need to learn more!Recite a few more idioms!

I just thought of another flattering line, and before I opened my mouth to say it, I heard another familiar voice say, "Old demon! I think this girl is very interesting! Or, why don't you just accept her and be your No. .17 Mrs. Fang?"

I raised my head abruptly, and stared wide-eyed at the... that cow face that appeared on the steps!He even winked at me!

Blink your brother-in-law!Bull Demon King!Don't make trouble for me!Grandma likes the Montenegrin old demon and I don't! ! !

Wait!Wait!What the Bull Demon King called..."Old Demon"? !

My face turned pale in a flash, it was a hell of a life!

Four!No!picture!At once!yes!black!Mountain!old!demon!

calm down!Lai Xiaohe!

Let me clear my mind...

Four different images = Montenegro old demon

I saw the old demon → mission completed

I suddenly turned from worry to joy, and the whole person relaxed.

No no no!Can't count that way!

Four different images = Montenegro old demon

The Montenegrin old demon saw me go to his room and decided that I stole things → I died

The hair is creepy!

Hearing the suggestion of the Bull Demon King, the old demon stroked his chin and looked me up and down, then smiled, "How can you be my woman with such an ugly face?"

Then he glanced at her again, and shook his head helplessly, "It's a pity that there is a ray of soul living in this skin..."

There is no regret in my heart, if it is a monster that can change its appearance, mortals will be in trouble.

"Yes, yes! Your Majesty is as rich as jade, suave and elegant, and as clear as a god. Your Majesty is like a cloud in the sky, and your villain is like a world of mortals. How can you be so high!" I hurriedly answered.

Sure enough, the Bull Demon King's "confessed" face looked straight at me with no concealment of surprise, and he almost asked, "Where is that banyan tree spirit who loves the old demon to death?".

However, at this time, the affairs of little people like us don't deserve too much attention.

Niang Niang, who has always acted boldly and extraordinarily, speaks out to save her with loyalty...

"Oops! Boss~ The ghost general and I have something to do, you go to your virtuous seventh lady to entertain your alcoholic and lecherous friends~" Niang Niang grabbed the ghost general's arm and walked down the mountain .

The ghost general closed his eyes and pursed his lips, resigned to his fate and gave up resistance, and let Niang hold the red silk and tie it around his wrist stiffly.

Niang turned around and was a little surprised that the ghost general cooperated obediently today. She was a little bit overjoyed, but she stomped her feet in a hurry and turned into a whirlwind and swept away the ghost general...

Those who know how to cherish time will never suffer.

I was about to take the opportunity to sneak away, but I was stopped by Sixiang, oh, the old demon's urging voice, "Are you planning to sneak away?"

Ugh.

"The villain just accidentally spilled the hot soup and soiled his clothes. In order not to affect the appetite of the king and his distinguished guests, he plans to go down and change his clothes before coming up to serve him."

I just made excuses, please call me Little Crane!

The old demon raised his eyebrows, and casually called out his name, "Bai Ling!"

A lark flew out from among the thousands of birds circling in the sky, and when it landed, a puff of blue smoke turned the little bird into a little girl in feathers...

"You let her go. Bring her to me after the feast."

I rolled my eyes sadly, wanting to cry without tears, alas, what is wronged in the world!

An hour later...

I was carrying a bulging package, humming a little tune and swaggering down the road down the mountain.

Yes!You guessed it right, I want to run away!

I'm sure no one will come after me!

Come on, in their eyes, I'm just a little mortal, and they can't find me in the black mountain where demons are raging, maybe it's just because of me!quilt!none!meaning!between!eat!Lose!up!Ha~ And I deliberately dropped a greasy shoe next to the piranha pool, fell into the water → was eaten.

Rationalized logical reasoning!

Secondly, I used to appear in the form of a human girl, but now, I am my true deity, the banyan tree grandma!A real thousand-year-old witch, not adulterated.

Oh heh heh!

I stood on the street of the small town downhill, hands on hips, laughing out loud.

Slow down, laughing so hard that the corners of the eyes are raised, the skin on the corners of the eyes of my grandma is so old that there are several layers of pimples...

Want to keep me from leaving?Grandma, will I really be guarded by a little lark who has just become a spirit?Big joke!

I walked briskly and continued on my way home~

Lao Ying, Lao Ying, don’t worry, I’ve already engraved that face of the Black Mountain Old Demon in my mind, and I’ll draw it when I go back. You are welcome to come to my cave to pick it up anytime~

Hehe~ At that time, I will tell him that the four images of that night are the original image of the old demon of Montenegro!It will definitely scare him!He has been the shadow of the old demon of Montenegro for so many years, but he has never seen his four-faced appearance, what a pity, a pity!sorry ah sorry!

"Yaksha!"

Suddenly, a call came from behind...

go!

"Yasha! Wait! Why have you all come to Montenegro, instead of going up the mountain to celebrate the old demon's birthday, you are leaving instead?"

A hand rested heavily on my shoulder.

I sank down suddenly, slapped off his hand, and turned around with gritted teeth!Damn Bull Demon King!

If you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

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