[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Standing coldly at the entrance of the Floating Cloud Hall with folded arms, the black-faced evil spirit—Ghost General!

Not only did I hold my forehead and have a headache...and asked me to act...

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Often drifting in the rivers and lakes~ How can I not get stabbed~ If I want to avoid being stabbed~ I have to have a thigh hug!

I, who is well versed in underworld science, naturally had to find a solid and thick thigh to hug me in order to survive on the Black Mountain where fish and snakes are mixed.

There is no doubt that the hot-tempered but straightforward girl is the best choice!

It is very simple to hold Niangniang's thigh, just follow three principles.

First, as long as the mother-in-law beats and scolds, you must resolutely beat and scold with her;

Second, no matter how good-looking someone is, I am also blind, and I will never take a second look at the person that Niang Niang has her eyes on;

Third, if Niang Niang becomes addicted to acting, she must accompany her to the end

I have mastered these three very well.

Especially the third one, that's a perfect one!

In just a few days, the little monsters serving up and down the Black Mountain already knew that there was a dog-legged No.

The number one mortal girl, Wang Cuicui, cannot be provoked casually...

The ghost general is the one that Niang likes.

After hiding in the incense cave that night, I naively thought that the ghost in Niang's mouth would be different from the murderous evil ghost I had seen.

The reality is far crueler than the ideal.

When I saw the three-dimensional version of the ghost general for the second time, fortunately, my reaction arc was infinitely long when I was overly frightened.

Huh~ I didn't show my feet.

Every time I see a ghost general, it's when Niang Niang's acting skills explode...

"Niang Niang~ Your pair of jade legs are slender and firm, so beautiful! Xiao Cui is really envious~" The tone was extremely flattering.

Saliva dripped all over the floor... A pair of green wolf eyes squinted and squinted all on the legs of Niang Niang.

Niang's smile is even more beautiful and charming, her winking eyes are like silk, I think she is almost drowning that cold-faced gentleman in the palace to death in her eyes!

There was a wind blowing, and the red silk embroidered robe on Niang Niang's body was blown up, in addition to revealing more dazzlingly white jade legs, her breasts were half exposed!

look!This is the lure of being fair and aboveboard!

I broke out in a cold sweat, Niang Niang is a little bit of a loser today!You're not wearing nothing inside, are you?

We are under the steps, they are above the steps, this angle... this situation... this sinful temptation...

As a woman praised as the world's thickest-skinned woman, I couldn't help but blush and heartbeat, and I couldn't help but look at her legs...

There is a knife on the head of Sezi!Slap!Clap clap!

Received the eye signal from the boss of the mother-in-law, looking at the ghost general, his eyes never slanted, his concentration is really amazing!

Make persistent efforts, add oil and vinegar!

"Ah! Niang Niang! Be careful!" I pretended to accidentally trip over, and the whole bowl of phoenix marrow soup I was holding was about to be splashed on Niang Niang... Naturally, Niang Niang had to avoid it "too late".

I do this for three purposes:

First, the burn, if the ghost general cares about the mandrill, with his skill, he will be able to protect the mandrill, if not, the scalded man will have another excuse to jump into the ghost general's arms, and it is inevitable to find someone to kill her The medicine is ready, it is inevitable that the ghost will see that Niang Niang is just taking the medicine~

Second, the burn is not the second priority, the most important thing is that Niang Niang's clothes are so wet, it is destined to leak out.Did the ghost general choose to feast the eyes of the mobs?Or choose to personally escort Niang Niang back to her room to change clothes?

Third, if the soup is spilled, I won’t have to stand around with such a heavy bowl of soup later, but just hold a flagon pot to pour the wine, it’s much easier!What's more, the maid serving the wine stayed in the hall longer than the serving maid!This will give me a better chance to take a good look at what the Montenegro old demon looks like!

In the matter of pursuing love, Niang Niang's methods always make me completely admired.

She knows how to use the weapon of being a woman very well, and she has done a good job in declaring her sovereignty. She can't wait to make an announcement to let the whole world know that her mother has taken a fancy to ghost generals, and in the few days I know, She was racking her brains all the time, trying every means to lure him into bed...

Oh, what did I say earlier?Plans never keep up with changes!

Soup is spilled!People are screaming!The ghost general really moved!Niang Niang laughed too!

Everyone laughed.

But I made the sound of carrying through Yunxia's slaughter of a pig! ! !

A gust of evil wind came from nowhere, and a bowl of hot phoenix marrow soup drenched me all over...

What does it mean to be self-inflicted?I just hehe!

The ghost general's black cloak was now tightly wrapped around Niang Niang's body.

I lay down on the ground pitifully and sighed, if my eyes hadn't caught the bean curd, the ghost general and the mandrill lady had already exchanged hands on the issue of my life and death in the blink of an eye.

Niang Niang chose to spare my life... It seems that my ecstasy soup is not in vain.

Oh oh!Black-bellied and cold-hearted men are truly terrifying!

Obviously I am the matchmaker who made a good match...

Alas, I parted my greasy bangs, swept around the little monsters who were leaning forward and backward with laughter, and sneered in my heart, a bunch of idiots, but luckily I'm just a bowl of hot soup.You guys... Maybe you can still see the sun tomorrow...

The spring is infinitely good, but it is close to Huangquan.

"Ghost general, what happened?"

A lazy and slightly drunken voice came softly, as if rings were rubbing against each other, hoarse and depressed, so calm and casual.

As soon as I heard this voice, I felt a "click" in my heart, knowing that something was wrong!

As soon as the words fell, a handsome master appeared at the entrance of the main hall at the end of the sky, with black jade hair, unicorn horns, white face, phoenix eyes, red broad brocade robe, leopard pattern on the clavicle, and red fox tail on the tail.

What a romantic and suave look!

All the people under the steps looked up at this person. This time, all the women and female creatures present were drooling, their cheeks were flushed, and their eyes were flying wildly.

Si Xiang glanced at everyone, his eyes were always so affectionate, like a warm spring breeze, disturbing people's minds.

Everyone just felt that the beating heart in the chest was no longer their own!

"Girl, have we met somewhere?" Si Xiang asked unhurriedly, with a half-smile on his face, staring straight at a dirty and greasy maidservant with her head lowered...

If you want to know what happened next, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down!

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