[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

In my opinion, many laws that are common in human society are equally useful in the world of monsters.

For example: "Know the demon, know the face but not the heart."

This time when I went in again, he had slightly closed his eyes and leaned against the edge of the bathtub and fell asleep.

Because the water is not hot enough, the fog in the room has dissipated, and the portraits on the ground have all disappeared. It seems that the scene just now was just a fantasy of mine. Nothing happened, but everything changed...

I walked over lightly, took out a dragon bead from my arms, and carefully looked at the "money leopard print" on his back.

Another glance at the old demon who was sleeping peacefully, this guy looks really good!No wonder he married sixteen beautiful concubines.

"Not the unicorn, not the fox, and probably not the phoenix, either. Could it be a leopard?"

I stared at the pattern on his back and muttered to myself, what kind of monster is this old monster! ?This is the second biggest mystery I have encountered since I came to this world...

"Stupid tree! It seems that you are not only stupid, but also vulgar!" The old demon slowly opened a pair of pure and unparalleled phoenix eyes, glanced at me with contempt, and commented like this.

The previous "abnormality" was swept away.

yes!He is that old Montenegrin demon who has a vicious mouth, a black belly, a stingy beauty, a bully, a bully and a weak man!Always strong, always ready to kill you, how could he get tired?How could he be bothered?How could he sigh?

He is an old demon from Montenegro!

It is often the sudden changes that are "used to" that catch us off guard, and we will turn a blind eye because of "inherent prejudices".

"The water is getting cold."

I unconsciously glanced behind me, there seemed to be something wrong between the changing light and shadow, and I frowned.

He murmured: "...Uh, if it's cold, you can cast a spell and burn it again!"

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I hastily put away the faintly radiant Jiaozhu, pointed to the golden pattern on his back, and asked, "You snatched the fox's tail, the phoenix eyes are born, and the unicorn horns are yours." You borrowed it from the Qilin beast, so the pattern of the leopard can't be given to you by others, right?"

He turned over, as if he was about to stand up, and I immediately turned around, I don't care if I'm ugly, but I'm still an exhibitionist!Such an arrogant character is simply outrageous!

Behind him came a soft laugh and the slippery sound of his silk clothes.

"Council, I don't know much." I knew it without looking, he rolled his eyes, "This is the auspicious cloud pattern on the golden body of the Buddha's seal, you know? But... I didn't buy it for the time being and regretted it, so the golden body was only half-plated .” He seemed to suddenly recall something unpleasant, and snorted coldly, full of sarcasm.

Just brag!Like what you did in Montenegro, killing a thousand people a day is not enough, how can you still become a Buddha?Then can I be the Queen Mother?

I reckoned that he had already put on his clothes, and turned around, and as expected, he was covered in bright red again.

I rubbed my chin, smiled obscenely, and said, "My lord, who dares to say that you are not the most beautiful person in the world, I will fight him hard!"

He obviously heard that I was not flattering him, and looked at me sideways, waiting for me to say the following.

"So beautiful and incomparable, if I were a man, I would also want to throw you down!"

Turned around again!

"My lord, it was you who said that you wanted the most beautiful person in the world~ The most beautiful person in the world naturally fascinates thousands of men and women, young and old!" I added in a hurry, "Androgynous , Invincible! It's written in the book!"

I think the old demon must have soaked in water for too long just now, and his brain was flooded. Hearing what I said, he actually laughed like a nympho.

"What kind of books are you reading? They are full of nonsense that I like."

Having said that, he still changed his body and changed into a black brocade robe.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll be too ostentatious later and expose you? You don't need to beat around the bush when you speak. I'm tired of hearing it."

He walked ahead waving his folding fan and said casually.

On June [-]th, the moonlight was very bright, shining in from the entrance of the cave, spreading over his figure.The body is as long as jade, the instrument is imposing, and the end is unparalleled.It turned out that it wasn't just his gorgeous clothes that looked good.

I lowered my head, sighed, and quickly approached. This person has a delicate body with seven orifices...

"Old demon, what is your original body? Tell me~"

"Heh~ guess what?"

Hey!Forgive me!Be careful!

"Then why don't you want to become a Buddha or go to heaven to be a god?"

"I'm worried that if you know too much, you won't be able to help falling in love with me, so..." "Pa" the folding fan closed and hit my head hard,

"You'd better concentrate on your 'End of the Show' career."

whispering sound!What's so amazing~

According to the scholar's footsteps, it is time to enter the gloomy and barren forest outside Lanruo Temple.

I chatted with the old demon all the way, and finally met Ning Caichen who was driving the night road with a lantern.

The howling of wolves from time to time in the woods frightened him, and the old demon and I stopped on a tree far away and followed quietly.I remember that in the original movie, a large group of hungry wolves appeared at this time. They chased Ning Caichen fiercely all the way, but when they drove the scholar to the ground of Lanruo Temple, they reluctantly retreated because they were afraid of the tree demon grandma...

Uh... that's why I'm taking the old demon away now...

"Can you scare the wolves?" I poked the old demon who was standing next door with arms folded, and asked without raising my head.

"Of course! But, this is your territory, why do you want me to intervene?" He replied confidently.

Eh!God knows what happened!There are many things that my grandma can do, but when I take over, they are in a mess.The wild wolves in this forest are like this. When I was chased by them, they swaggered past with the pheasants I raised loose in the forest.

Who filled me with compassion for this half-spirit, half-beast creature!I still resist from the depths of my soul to get my hands stained with blood, but I have no guilt for the people in Xiaoqian's hands who died indirectly because of me.

Humans are such contradictory and falsely merciful animals, which are not as straightforward as animals.

"Isn't it too rare for you to interfere?" I gave him a dry look, and said guiltily, "Anyway, you have to be responsible for driving those wolves away later, and you can't let them hurt the scholar."

He gave a strange "hum", followed me closely, and jumped to another branch.

The wolves appeared!

In the dark forest, their eyes are shining with dark green beasts, and I can still hear their heavy panting from a distance, but their hunting movements are so agile that you can't believe it.

people run!Wolf chasing!

The old demon and I also followed suit.

I've been telling him with my eyes that it's time to disperse the wolves.

But he pretended not to see it, as if he was waiting for the rest, and deliberately wanted to see how capable Ning Caichen, a frail scholar, was.

Cover your eyes in pain!How much enmity do you have with Lu Dongbin... Didn't you just steal a painting from you, and a few piles of money~ You are so fussy!Ah hello!You are the Peony Fairy who robs others, seizing love and stealing treasures are not on the same level at all! ?His old man is now so cautious that he is competing with this frail scholar Ning Caichen... the EQ of a three-year-old child! ?

I followed his example and rolled my eyes at him dissatisfied.

Seeing that Ning Caichen couldn't run anymore...

Holding the lantern, he murmured fearfully and prayed: "Don't extinguish it!"

The old demon pursed her lips and smiled, "huh" puffed up and blew past...

A gust of dark wind blew out Ning Caichen's lantern.

But at the same time, it also stopped the approaching footsteps of the hungry wolves, and they felt the powerful evil spirit, full of danger and oppression.

Ning Caichen didn't care about these things. As soon as the lantern was extinguished, he threw away the lantern and ran away with the book basket on his back.

Humans lack the three-point sense of danger compared to animals.

The old demon and I landed lightly in front of the pack of wolves. I was about to continue following Ning Caichen, but the old demon stopped. I looked at him in surprise.

He smiled, "Little Feihe, hurry up and guard your Ning Caichen, or he will be killed by the bearded man and that swordsman!"

ah!right!I should follow Ning Caichen, what does he plan to do and what does it matter to me?I secretly rubbed my middle finger behind his back...

A pack of wolves looked at me in amazement... uh... let's go!

I didn’t run a few steps, guessing that they would not notice me, I rolled and turned into an old banyan tree flexibly, rooted in the soil, but the branches above my head grew silently and slowly until the sound in front of me could be heard. Into my ears.

I don't know why I have to listen to the corner... ==, let's just say, sometimes the body's reaction is much faster than my consciousness.

From a distance, he could be seen standing leisurely in front of a group of wolves with fierce eyes, his head slightly lowered, and his long, soft and shiny hair tied with a dark red headband poured down from the top of his head, making his back very distinct. Aloof outside.

I don't need to look at his face to know that the old monster must be staring coldly at the leader of the wolf king with a pair of phoenix eyes at this moment, without retreating at all, but there is a playful smile on the corner of his mouth.

After a while, I heard him say quietly: "I think it's not easy for you to cultivate for a hundred years, why bother to live in such a shitty place?" His tone was light and light, as if teasing.

A shitty place where the birds don't shit?Dogs bark!The old monster is never pleasant to speak!

"Hehe~ For this group of wolves who are still staying in the animal way?" I don't care.

I was embarrassed when I heard that, the wolves didn't make a sound at all, does the old monster have a habit of acting in a one-man show?

The leader with a strand of white hair on his forehead was the young wolf king. He let out a low growl, narrowed his eyes slightly, swung his sharp front paws in a demonstrative way, and with one paw fell a pine tree as thick as my waist...

I silently shrank back two inches.

But the old demon gave a sullen laugh, "My Montenegro is a good place~ you might as well think about it." His tone is harmless to humans and animals, but who knows what kind of plans he has in his stomach, he never does boring things. demon!

The wolf king whimpered and didn't know what he called out...

I'm not a beast, so I couldn't understand it at all, but the old monster not only understood, he even whimpered and said a few words of beast...

I don't understand, I plan to withdraw!

"However, remember! My Floating Cloud Palace never collects useless waste."

Well, the barbed words come as soon as they come, it is estimated that his level of animal language is not as advanced as that of Chinese...

The old demon casually took out a gold and jade plaque from his sleeve, and threw it over.

The wolf king kicked back with his hind legs, jumped up, and firmly bit the token.

I recognize that token.

There are a total of 73 peaks in the Montenegro Mountains. Except for the old demon who lives on the main peak, there are 72 cave masters on the other 72 peaks.And the gold and jade token that the old demon threw out just now means that he gave the wolf a cave master status.

Unexpectedly, he still has the hobby of picking up pets and cultivating the new generation of small fruits...

So generous, why not be more generous to me! ?Unconvinced!Sexism!racism!However, after thinking about it, grandma and I are self-reliant, can I support the whole family like a model worker in the demon world? !pride!Mere black mountain old demon, my Lanruo Temple grandma doesn't need your generosity!What kind of gold and jade medal, even if he gave it to me for free, I don't want it!Look down on the wolf king!Look down on doglegs! (Who? Hit me in the face? Stare!)

A golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse!

A certain grandma immersed in resentment + smugness + sour emotions, unaware that she began to integrate into this world unknowingly, and has already regarded Lanruo Temple as her doghouse...

The author has something to say: [Small author's small theater]

The stepmother squinted: "The number of words in your chapter is soaring. Are you saving enough manuscripts? Why is your collection not soaring?"

Mother Nuonuo: "Yeah~~You are so bad!!! Don't force me to be naked~"

The stepmother laughed loudly: "Ho ho ho ho ~ let me fuck you after you're naked! You tortured to death these little monsters who don't cheer you up, give you flowers, and write comments~"

My mother shouted: "Ya Butterfly!"

tow away...