[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Last time, I said that the old demon and I came to the flagship store of Mandrill's skin bag to choose a suitable skin bag for me...

The old demons chose left and right, and they all looked disgusted, feeling inappropriate, dissatisfied, and disliked anyway!

Obviously, any one of them is beautiful and heavenly!Sink the fish and drop the wild goose!Close the moon and shame the flowers!good!what? !

snort!This means that only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps!

I swear in my heart!I'm an old monster, and I've become like a little fresh meat, don't you like that I'm as beautiful as a fairy? !

The old monster's bone fan closed and knocked on my forehead, and the eyes sparkled, like a bay of spring water.

"No~ Niang Niang, which one is the ugliest among you, bring it to her."

The evil spirit of the disaster water is really bad in character!Black belly!Hidden a knife in a smile!Scoundrel!abnormal!You actually used magic to peep into my mind!Can you still have the right to privacy?ha! ?

In the end, I put on a real passerby's skin...

"Diao Niang, Dui Niang~ I can't believe that there are such ordinary things in your vast collection! It's like mixing a piece of Jeanswest with Chanel, VIP luxury villas and slums..." Circle left, circle right , stood in front of the whole body carved bronze mirror and looked at himself carefully.

Light eyebrows, medium almond eyes, single eyelids, small nose, small cherry mouth, thin pointed chin, slapped face, but a head of black waist-length hair.

From the looks of it, she looks like a short-lived woman with poor fortune...

Niang frowned, nodded in agreement, and murmured: "It's very ordinary, and I can't figure out why I was so ugly when I was alive."

Is this the skin of Niang Niang before she was alive?

I was embarrassed ⊙_⊙, slapped, slapped my face.

The old demon looked at Niang Niang and teased, "I didn't expect you to go back and dig your own grave~"

Niang Niang smiled proudly and said: "I can be a member of their family when I am born, but when I die...whether I can enter their graves or not, that is my freedom~"

"How did you find your own?" the old demon asked curiously.

Niang smiled even more triumphantly, raised her index finger, and stamped it on her lips, "Shh~ It's a fool's secret~"

The old demon suddenly realized, understood clearly, and laughed heartily~ It seems that he is in a very happy mood~

I'm at a loss, black thread, what the hell are you talking about...

On the way down the mountain, within a few steps, I met a ghost general with a cold face and a cold heart.

The moment the ghost general saw me, he was stunned, only a pair of vertical pupils with less black and more white suddenly burst into a compelling light.

The old demon rolled her eyes, swayed the bone fan leisurely, looked at me at the ghost general, and said leisurely, "Are you dumbfounded? Wooden boy, do you really think she doesn't know anything?"

The paralyzed ghost general glanced at him, and said to me coldly: "This skin is half damaged..."

"Don't care about me!" I hurriedly raised my hand to defend, pointing at the old monster, "It's all his bad idea!"

Gosh!Come and stop him personally!

The old demon didn't change his face, smiled teasingly, nodded, "Yes, it's all my idea~"

The ghost general pursed his lips, said nothing, frowned, and strode towards the ghost face hole.

The old demon's upturned phoenix eyes gleamed in the morning light, stretched out his long arms, strangled me in his arms, and knocked on my head like a wooden fish.

"Little Feihe~ Don't keep thinking about plotting against the King~Let's go! Let's go to Lanruo Temple~"

Let go, raise the folding fan, and watch it turn into a burst of black air and fly away...

I hurriedly grabbed his wishful fan pendant, "My lord, I can't fly!" Old monster~

The old demon raised his eyebrows: "Oh?" Don't be so surprised, okay?It's like I didn't know I'm useless for the first time... I'm so embarrassed...

He opened his arms, his brows and eyes curved with a smile, "Come, come into my arms~"

I had a black line on my face: "Huh?" Do you want me to throw myself into your arms?

"My Majesty will take you to fly~"

Reluctantly, I walked over step by step and hugged his arm.

Old monster, we can't be so lazy... Monsters are better than monsters!Mad demon! [Who told you not to practice your evil skills? !Now I feel unbalanced and use it as a woolen thread? !

After a stick of incense, we airborne directly to the stone gate of Lanruo Temple.However, I suffered from high-altitude vertigo, I couldn't stand firmly, I staggered and walked a few steps, and bia fell...

"Ding bell~"

Oh, and the bell~

"Ning Caichen has also seen my bell, why don't you take it off? Or put it on your hand~" I smiled flatteringly~

The old demon rolled his eyes, glanced at the bell hanging around my neck, and shook his head meaningfully, "It's still useful~ If he asks, you can just say it's something you can buy anywhere on the street, for a tael of silver one."

Just at this time, with a "squeak", the scholar Ning Caichen slowly opened the dilapidated temple gate with his small book basket on his back...

Ning Caichen seemed to be taken aback when he saw the two of us suddenly appearing, and then he was pleasantly surprised and said with a smile: "Since the two of you can enter Lanruo Temple, the hungry wolves wandering in the forest will leave if they want to come! It's so good! So good!"

Ning Caichen, who was relieved, looked very happy.

The old demon squinted at me, raised his eyebrows, and made eye contact.

"safe place?"

Raising eyebrows, retorted: "The most dangerous place is the safest place!"

Ning Caichen came back to his senses and asked suspiciously: "The two of you are...?"

The old demon sneered at me disdainfully, turned around, looked serious, opened his eyes and said nonsense:

"My son, Song Yu, was on a study tour and passed by here. It happened that the envoy came here to preside over the exam, and the rent of the houses in the city is very high. Following the advice of the master of Guobei Town, he considered staying here. I wonder if my brother can make it easier for me?"

Pretending to be a scholar?One of the four beauties—Song Yu?Fortunately, he can speak out!shameless!Roll your eyes!

When Ning Caichen heard that he was a schoolmate, he hurriedly cupped his hands and bowed: "There is no owner here, and I am also a passer-by who lives here. If you are not afraid of being deserted, brother, you can live here."

The old demon put on a show: "Brother, is this... planning to leave?"

"Exactly, I came to Guobei Town to collect the bills, but I stayed because of the hungry wolves in the forest. Now that the hungry wolves have left, I naturally..."

I just got up after shooting the ashes——! ! !no!Ning Caichen can't go!

"Where is... your account book?" It was a mistake to ask!Cover your mouth! "Hehe~ I'm worried that you won't be able to withdraw the account without the account book..." Stupid!How do I know there is no ledger...

Cold sweat.

Fortunately, Ning Caichen was dumbfounded, he just thought I was kindly reminding him, and after saying "oh", he foolishly took off the book basket and searched for it.

The old demon sighed softly, and indicated with his eyes: "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. It turns out that there are really people with such simple thoughts in the world..."

I wiped my cold sweat and nodded.

Of course Ning Caichen couldn't find it... because I had already hidden the account book... very confused.

"It seems that I can only write a new copy from memory..." The honest Ning Caichen scratched his head in embarrassment, and praised your good memory!right!Stay for another ten days and half a month!

My eyes sparkle with a smile!

The old demon took advantage of the situation and suggested: "If you can stay in Xiongtai for a few more days, I will be able to have like-minded people as companions, and it will be a great honor to be able to ask Xiongtai for advice sooner or later!"

Ning Caichen received the sincere invitation and compliment, expressed his sincerity and fear, blushed, and agreed.

"I wonder if this lady is...?"

The old demon's tone was light: "Oh~ this is Zhuojing~"

Clumsy! ! ?wife? !I'm sorry for your brother-in-law!I go berserk!I am not a demon eighteen!

"So it's Madam Sister-in-law! Little..."

"No, no, no! My dad speaks with a heavy accent! Ning Caichen, you heard me wrong! He meant..." I took a big step, stood in front of the old demon, and argued.

"Uh...'This is Zhuo Jin!' Yes! Zhuo Jin! My name is Song Zhuo Jin, Zhuo Zhuo Qi Hua, Qing Qing Zi Jin." reluctantly explained.

"Oh! I don't want Song...Young Master already has such a delicate and lovely daughter..." Ning Caichen suddenly had a difficulty in addressing him, and his brother strangled him by the throat, and changed to "Young Master".

Suddenly came to his senses, "Huh? I don't know why Miss Song knows Xiao Ke's name?"

I go!Ning Caichen!Why are you so clever sometimes?

The old demon: "Hehe~" Sit and watch how I can save the situation.

I was taken aback by the question, and said sloppily: "Ahaha~ Didn't you just say that, Mr. Ning? Right? Daddy~"

"I didn't hear that." The old monster was not willing to cooperate at all!

"Haha~ The weather is pretty good today~ Mr. Ning! Can you lead the way? I'll go and clean the wing."

"Oh~ okay, Young Master Song, Miss Song, this way please!"

Wow... Ease makes people regress!Where is my wit?Is the brain fed to the dog?Hello!

Ning Caichen led us to the east wing where he used to live. After a little tidying up, he is already very popular, and it is no longer so gloomy and cold.

He intends to give us the cleaned room and clean it himself?What a kind-hearted and silly scholar!

The old demon, who has always been pampered, didn't know the twists and turns, and frowned dissatisfied.

I hurriedly said, "I wonder if there are other rooms?"

Ning Caichen's face was reddish, and he said: "In the temple, there are four rooms in southeast, north and west, the south room is locked, the west room is dark and dark, and there is a ghostly atmosphere at night... In addition to this room, there is also a relatively remote north room... "

The south wing is where Yan Chixia lives, and the west wing is Xiaoqing's active site all year round... Uh, it's normal to be a little scared~

The old demon probably understood Ning Caichen's good intentions at this moment, and said politely: "In this case, my little girl and I will live in the north wing, and I will ask Brother Ning to take care of us in the future."

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Inside the north wing.

Broken into pieces of the door.spider web.An inch thick dust.Deadwood.broken window.A bed with missing arms and broken legs.A straw that turns to ashes at the first touch.Gap between walls and doors overgrown with weeds.

"My dear daughter, how much money do we have left?" The old demon looked around with a cold face, thinking about my little coffers... It was very fast to enter the play!

I'm embarrassed ==, I lost all my money to the veterinarian...

"Daddy, there are not many, otherwise why would we come to live in Lanruo Temple~"

"Is it not enough for Daddy to buy a bed and desk?" The old demon smiled lightly, with a strange expression on his face.

Shaking his head resolutely and painfully, "It's not enough, just pick up some straw and sleep on it, and use the old door panel as a desk."

"Really? Ning Caichen?"

"Yeah!" Ning Caichen on the side nodded in agreement, because that's what he did!

"Hmm... I see that this little banyan tree in the yard is not bad. It is just right to cut it down to make a bed board... Sigh! The so-called vegetation cannot grow without water, birds and beasts cannot live without food, and people cannot walk without money. Do you think so? Good girl." The old demon patted my head and said regretfully, his tone was melancholy, but his eyes were indescribably contented.

There are only three words enough to describe my mood at this moment, that is--chachacha!

That's my wife's leg!Sure enough, treacherous and cunning!Just saw it at a glance!

I stared at this old monster who had died ten thousand times in the small theater in my mind, gritted my teeth, and said one word: "Buy!"

The old demon smiled contentedly, nodded, rubbed my hair pamperingly, and said with emotion: "My dear daughter~ I finally know how to be filial to my father~"

Angrily smashed the table!Cannibals are soft-mouthed, but short-handed.Who made me still rely on his full support?In the days to come, he has to smooth things over for me, hold Ning Caichen back, and prevent him from jumping around...

Looking up at the sky, the sun was shining brightly, and sighed.

It looks like I have to bring the bed and desk from my cave for him to use... I wonder if the little wolf king can be a coolie?

Hmm... the bed is for him, where should I sleep?You can't let me sleep in the haystack, right?When I thought of my suggestion just now, cold sweat broke out again...

Self-inflicted, can't live!I will die sooner or later!

The author has something to say: All little angels, go to Fools on April Fool's Day~

11:11:11 There is an extra episode, dare you believe it? ┑(￣Д￣)┍

A little angel secretly poked me and said that the number of words in the first article was too small┑(￣Д￣)┍

whatever~ I don't plan to sign a contract and not join v~ Anyway, I will go to the world of mortals in a year or two~

Those of you who like them in the story are my little angels~ I just want to tell the story to you who understand me~

It’s about love~ I don’t believe in love at first sight right now~ Please watch today’s episode~ God assists—Lao Niu

In the ps introduction, there are pictures of Xiaoqian & Ning Caichen

☆、Drink three thousand without complaining about Lishang

On the day when Niang Niang sent the old demon's birthday invitation, the bull demon king was being punished to kneel by the ears of the family's Rakshasa girl, Princess Iron Fan.

The rock demon at the door trotted in with a look of hopeful performance, and announced: "My lord! There is a painted skin ghost who looks like a fairy outside, holding a baby, saying that it is your acquaintance."

What? ! !Looks like a fairy? !baby! ?acquaintance? !

This is a big deal!Hearing the words, the tigress added fuel to the flames, took out the plantain fan and wanted to fan the loveless cow to the sky. The bull devil hurriedly got up and hid, sweating profusely.

He could only glared at the rock monster with bull eyes the size of copper bells, and shouted loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, kid!" He put his arms around the red-faced Rakshasa girl, and coaxed her to go to the entrance of the cave together to find out in person.

The Bull Demon King was flustered in his heart, and kept muttering, could it be that the jade-faced fox's hooves have changed their appearance to trouble me?

Outside the Banana Cave, the large bright green banana leaves are stacked on top of each other, growing very luxuriantly, with light yellow flowers emerging from the leaves.An enchanting woman in a red gauze dress, with delicate and fair skin, was shaking a wet silk scarf to drive away the heat, dripping with sweat.

It's really a touch of beauty from all kinds of green!Pretty and bright!

The Bull Demon King was slightly surprised, isn't this the pungent lady under the hands of the old Heishan demon—Drill Lady?

Looking at the two camels under the shade, the heat from the Huoyan Mountain made the livestock look lazy, with their eyelids drooping.I thought it was a long journey.

Hearing the sound of footsteps behind her, Niang Niang turned around, and a dark-colored male with a jar of wine in his arms appeared ghostly from nowhere.

The Bull Demon King smiled comfortably, these two are always inseparable.

When Niang Niang saw him coming out, she let out a long breath, walked over with a smile on her silk scarf.

"Niu Dasheng, you are really making it difficult for us to find. We first went to Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain to find you. Princess Yumian said that you left on the front foot. Aren't we chasing after you~"

Princess Iron Fan, who appeared afterward, saw that it was Niang Niang and Ghost General, and her face changed from rainy to cloudy. Hearing this, it immediately turned from cloudy to blizzardy. She grabbed the Bull Demon King by the ear and reprimanded her!

Only then did Niang come over to realize the bull demon king winked, and innocently fanned the wind aside, watching the show.

"Madam...Madam~ Pause! Let's owe it first, and we will count it together next time! Let's count it together! Look, the two guests saw it and laughed, didn't they?" He comforted Mrs. Vinegar Tanzi.

He hurriedly took the wine jar from the ghost general's arms, carefully opened a corner of the mud seal, and leaned over to smell the wine carefully, it's mellow!Good wine!Be happy!

"Is the old demon in high spirits every time a happy event happens, and he has a new wife, thinking of giving me a wedding wine?" asked coolly, envious ~ free and easy ~

Niang Niang waved the fragrant silk scarf and smiled brightly, "This time it's the boss's birthday! I and the ghost will send invitations to the Great Sage Niu~ I hope the Great Sage will come to Fuyun Palace as soon as possible, so that our boss can treat you well~"

The Bull Demon King was surprised when he heard the words, "How long is your king's birthday?"

"Ten thousand years!"

"No! No! Your king is not good at counting! I remember that he is obviously tens of thousands of years old! He is an old monster! Hahahaha!"

When Niang Niang and the ghost general bid farewell and rushed to send invitations elsewhere, the Bull Demon King was still holding the altar of wine and standing under the pipa tree in a daze.

Princess Iron Fan felt sorry for him after all. Seeing him getting darker, she gently fanned the fan to cool him down, "Old cow, why are you basking in the sun stupidly? Go in! Wait a minute It's getting even more stupid!"

The Bull Demon King frowned in confusion, and asked in a deep voice, "Ma'am, do you know what the name of this wine is?"

Princess Tieshan approached and asked, only to feel the aroma of the wine, but after taking a sip, she became a little drunk.

"The concentration is too high! This wine is fragrant, but it can only be used to drink with other wines."

The Bull Demon King smiled, patted the wine jar triumphantly, and said: "This wine is called 'Fu Sheng Jin', and Fu Sheng will be drunk for a thousand days, no matter if it is a god in the sky or an underground wine sage, you will be unconscious after drinking a glass of wine!"

He said proudly, "Don't believe me if you tell me, the old demon usually drinks with us big drunks, and he pours the whole pot! All the drunks in the sky and the earth are far inferior to him. !"

The Bull Demon King suddenly became sad when he said that, there are many people who drink with the old demon, but there are very few people who drink the same kind of wine with him.Recalling the moment of curiosity at that time, when I asked the old demon when he had practiced such a good capacity for drinking, the stinking pretty demon smiled lightly, with a complacent and pitiful expression.

"At first, after the wine was brewed, no one would drink it with me, so I drank it by myself, and I could be drunk for a hundred days. Later, a thousand cups of floating life could not be exchanged for a day of drunkenness. The days were empty and boring, so I went to heaven and earth I've been looking for someone to drink with me everywhere."

The Bull Demon King was also the old Black Mountain demon that he met at that time.

At that time, there was no grandson monkey, no vicious woman, no red boy, he was not the King of the Great Bull Demon, and the old demon was a loner... Later, in order to find the owner of a painting, the old demon disappeared for a long, long time .

During the time when the old demon disappeared and searched for traces, a stone monkey conceived by the fairy stone of Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country, Dongsheng Shenzhou, Saha World, was born, and had a grandson monkey.The Bull Demon King, Sun Houzi and five other big monsters form a sworn brotherhood called Seven Brothers, calling themselves the Seven Great Saints.The Bull Demon King mingled with them every day, walked and passed the cups every day, sang and danced, and went back and forth at night, which was also very happy.

The Bull Demon King heard from the Barefoot Immortal that the old demon stayed in the Nine Heavens for a long time, and then went to the West Heaven to find the "answer".

It was also at that time that there were more people on Montenegro, ghost generals, Mrs. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six Seven, Mrs. Mandrill, Old Alcohol... It was very lively, as if it was deliberately filling the growing gap in his heart. emptiness.

The old demon was envious of Sun Houzi, and the Bull Demon King agreed to introduce them, but later, Sun Houzi made a fuss, got into trouble with the Buddha of the West Heaven and was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.He and the old demon still stood on the cloud and looked at him several times. Later, they didn't expect Sun Houzi to be tricked into converting to my Buddha, so the old demon never brought up the topic of befriending Sun Houzi.

"Floating Life" is a wine that only old demons can drink from jar to jar.

Like a duckweed without roots, he has been wandering in the vast world, with no joy in life and no sorrow in death.

In a few years, the name of Mrs. Heishan was added to No.16, and the old Heishan demon became the name that many women in the demon world and fairy world dreamed of returning at midnight.

The Bull Demon King thought it was good for him to be like this, and if he could not find the past, then looking to the future, having a few fat boys and marrying a few confidantes would also be able to enrich his long and lonely demon life.But I don't know whether he doesn't understand love, or his requirements for love are too harsh, it seems that no one can really dispel his loneliness and melancholy hidden behind others, and no wife can open up for him...

Until one day not long ago, he invited a few good friends to drink his newly brewed fine wine, the slight sadness in his brows and eyes was swept away, and he smiled sincerely, as if he had gained the happiness of the whole world.

The Bull Demon King was still puzzled, and when he was bored, he was happy for him, thinking that he had finally found the owner of the portrait, but he smiled without saying a word, just kept laughing, full of spring.Seeing him like that, the Bull Demon King felt restless, and in a trance he always felt that something was going to happen to him.

Now, a long live birthday invitation was sent inexplicably, which made him even more confused.

Such a smart old demon always shows rare confusion when it comes to calculating age.

The Bull Demon King arrived at the Fuyun Temple three days before his birthday, and he never forgot to remind him: "One day in the sky, one year on the earth! Seven days in Foshan, three years in the world! You can't really count your age day by day! "

The old demon held the white jade wine glass and smiled innocently: "I just like to pretend to be tender~"

That day, the Bull Demon King had been secretly observing the old demon, and always felt that something was wrong with him, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. This grand and lively gathering seemed to be a final farewell.

He couldn't help feeling sad.

Could it be that the old demon's time is approaching and he has no more nostalgia?Even the wine he wants to drink in the future will be sent to the homes of all drinking friends...

Then, when the Bull Demon King walked worriedly in the temporary demon town on the mountainside, he recognized the stealthy Lanruo Temple banyan tree demon at a glance!Hahahaha~ But it seems that I finally got the hang of it, changed the skin of the little girl and became beautiful~

Among the many suitors of the old demon, the bull demon king is actually the most optimistic about the banyan tree demon!

Because she can go all out for love!vigorous!indomitable!

Whether it is the Taoist gods outside the Nine Heavens or the Buddhist saints in the Western Paradise, there have always been only three policies for the raging and uncontrollable demons and ghosts:

[-]. Those with a strong background, resolutely crack down on warnings, such as the old uncle of the Tathagata Buddha, the demon ancestor Golden Winged Dapeng Yao;

[-]. Incorporate and recruit those who have no backing, but have strong abilities, such as Sun Houzi and Lao Yao, who both Buddhism and Taoism once wanted to win over;

[-]. Those who have no big background and no ability will be wiped out!If it is eliminated, it will be considered meritorious deeds for you.

The Bull Demon King has lived for so many years, and he has been in the middle of all the major forces without incident. It can even be said that the main reason for his carefree life is his delicate and delicate personality, as well as his pair of eyes that are extremely accurate in seeing people.

During the conversation between him and his grandma, he realized that the temperament of the banyan tree spirit in front of him was completely different from that of others. It could even be said that apart from the evil spirit lingering on his body, he was completely another person!

The Bull Demon King felt that it was necessary to take a gamble, he had to find something for the old demon to do...

There is a taste of wine in the midst of floating life, which is called Yinghuaguo.There is no harm in eating yinghua fruit as a vegetarian, the only bad thing is that when the fruit meets the grass, it is golden wind and jade dew, and when it meets, it will arouse passion!

Hehe... From then on, just drink and drink with the old demon every day~ Wait and see the fortune of Rong Yasha~

"Come, come, brother, I'll give you something nice~" The bull devil thief smiled and bowed his head and whispered in grandma's ear...

The author has something to say: So...is...is...aphrodisiac?

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Barefoot: Lao Niu is good~ God assists!

Lao Niu: Hey, it's April Fool's Day~

Barefoot: But how did you know that would be an aphrodisiac?

Lao Niu blushed: It was pure accident, pure accident...