[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Ning Caichen and I were weeding the yard under the oppression of the old demon. When we saw Yan Chixia who had returned from a mission with a dark complexion, his face turned pale instantly, and he threw away the weeding scissors and ran away...

In the next second, Yan Chixia carried us one by one like chickens before the marriage notice posted at the gate of Lanruo Temple...

Marriage notice

Today, there is a good man in the new era made in the Song Dynasty——Yan Chixia, who can conquer demons and kill thieves at first, and can do carpentry, cooking and laundry at second.Freedom of employment and good remuneration, good character and noble character; six feet in length, powerful in martial arts, good in performance, and handsome in appearance!This year is 25 and [-], and I want to find someone who is between [-] and [-] years old to be a good wife (can cook).If you are interested, please bring a letter to Lanruo Temple to visit Liuquan Song Zhuojin and Lanxi Ning Caichen. (Limited period until July [-]th)

Yan Chixia stared at the notice with an ugly expression on her face, her face was tense, her mouth was pursed, and the atmosphere at the scene was very depressed.

Ning Caichen tugged at my sleeve and whispered, "I said the bearded man will be angry..."

I just didn't expect Yan Chixia to finish this task so quickly. She accepted the task in the morning and came back in the afternoon!

The cause of the incident has to start from that day when "a gathering of heroes, a pot of chaos"...

That night, I fell off the roof chattering and rattling.

Yan Chixia and Xiaoqing adjusted their facial expressions before continuing.

He only heard Yan Daxia throw a sentence at Xiaoqing like he was playing handsome: "I hope you are pitiful, I will spare your life today, and you will not be able to kill again in the future!" Escorted back to the north wing of Lord Lao Yao!

I had no choice but to tiptoe and poke my head to the open window, revealing a pair of sneaky eyes peeping at the movement outside, and I could escape after Yan Chixia left.

So cowardly... I've never seen a time-traveling girl trapped in a house and peeking outside, she's really useless.

Well!Hello!Yan Chixia, why are you standing outside with your sword in your arms? !Do you want to be so considerate?There are monsters living in it!I am anxious!

At this time, the moon was in the middle of the sky, and the white moonlight shone all over the floor, sliding in along the window sill, and the room was full of snow.

After a stick of incense, I could no longer maintain the difficult movements without moving, but I was afraid that I would accidentally wake up the old monster, so I lay limply along the wall and stared at Yan Chixia who was projected at the door. silhouette.

Eh?correct!Lao Ying~ You can find Lao Ying to come out to play~

My eyes sparkled and I turned my head to look over to the bed. In the next second, my eyes just hit a bay of rippling spring water as deep as an abyss!

I don't know when the old demon has woken up, half leaning on the brocade pillow embroidered with elegant begonias, and the ice silk jade mat covered under the body is shining in the moonlight.Yuebai's clothes are half untied, dark golden cloud patterns are looming on her body, her eyes are lazy and charming, she gently shakes the bone jade fan with one hand, and the wishful fan pendant swings leisurely, the other end seems to be pulling my heart...

Plop-plop-the heart beats so fast!True Erotic Palace!

Oops!I have a nosebleed!I just thought in my heart: Why does this old monster always seduce people?

Looking up, blushing.

"Don't sleep well in the middle of the night~~Hook up men everywhere~~Run into my room, and blame me for seducing you~~Little Feihe, you are unreasonable." step over...

I also don't care if there is Yan Chixia outside!Push open the door and flee!I just felt that there was a vine-like soft smiling gaze looking at me tenderly behind me.

Looking back, I saw the old demon leaning against the window and looking at me from a distance, and said casually: "My daughter likes to get up in the middle of the night to have a urinate, and the hero Yan is surprised..."

Pooh!defame me!

His voice is deep and sexy, just like when we first met that night...

While running around, I ran into Xiaoqing who was humming "la la la" and fluttering.

Shun Shun's breath, soothe the bumping deer.

Opened the mouth and said: "Xiaoqing~I am grandma~"

Xiaoqing didn't seem surprised.

I cut to the chase and asked about the business.

"What happened at that time? Between the little wolf king and the old demon."

"Uh huh... In one sentence, the white-haired wolf king identified the old black mountain demon as an enemy of the extermination of the clan, and vowed to kill him. The old black mountain demon doesn't care if he loves to kill him or not~" Xiaoqing shrugged, and then her expression suddenly changed. Once changed, he rushed over ferociously!Grab my ears!

"Quickly tell me the truth! After you sent me to the mass grave in the back mountain to guard Nie Xiaoqian, what good did you do?! Not only did you save your nemesis, the white-haired wolf king, but you also provoked such a messy bunch of monsters and people to live here Lanruo Temple!? Huh? If I hadn’t come back from a stroll and bumped into their confrontation just now, I knew that Song Yu was an old demon from Montenegro, and then I cleverly deduced that you were grandma! Are you planning to keep it from me?” Xiaoqing Without changing the nature of the housekeeper, she scolded me incessantly, making me bloody.

I ouch, it hurts, I beg my aunt to let go quickly.But in my heart I kept muttering, is the old demon the murderer?

I made up my mind about the previous wolf & demon dialogue.

[Little wolf bared his teeth and grinned, "Did you, the big demon group, destroy my wolf clan?"

The old demon spoke to the little wolf and smiled, "It's true."

The little wolf sobbed softly: "You and the ghost general moved together?"

The old demon smiled and replied: "No, it's me."

The little wolf stared fiercely: "I'm going to kill you!"

The old demon smiled and told the truth calmly: "You can't kill me now."

The little wolf was so ambitious and aggressive: "I will kill you one day!"

The old demon smiled and didn't care: "Okay~ I'll wait for you to kill me~"]

Thriller!oh!I see!Instant seamless connection!

My eyes dimmed, and the next second I hid my surprise and uneasiness deeply, his mind is always so unpredictable.

I was weak, my eyes rolled up, I changed the subject, and asked gossip, "You all know that Song Yu is an old monster, and she still dresses so charmingly, could it be that... are you planning to hook him up in the middle of the night and become the eighteenth wife?"

Xiaoqing gouged me out impatiently, and let go, "Tch~ who cares about being his wife~"

She happily continued to ask: "Then whose wife are you going to be?"

Xiaoqing seemed to be very interested and in a good mood, and poked my forehead: "Ghost spirit~ You wait and see~~ My sister can't tell you for the time being~" After finishing speaking, she hummed a little tune and drifted away~

"Xiaoqing~ Remember to guard Xiaoqian! Don't let her go back to Lanruo Temple for now~~" I reminded in a low voice.

I frowned until I couldn't see Xiaoqing's back. The figure disappeared in a flash, and I went deep into the dark forest at night to find the little wolf.

It really is in the old wolf's lair that I have burned to the ground.

The little wolf curled up in a ball ignored me, but the angry eyes had already told me what he meant. It was blaming me for tricking it into delivering food to the old demon of Montenegro!

I squatted down to give it a massage, and explained gently: "I didn't lie to you~ I just didn't tell you~"

The little wolf stares!His eyes are full of "genocide hatred!"

I groaned, "The big deal is that the life-saving grace you owe me will be written off..."

The little wolf stared wide-eyed: "Didn't you pay it off a long time ago?"

I felt guilty and refused to admit it: "Huh? When? Didn't I save your life again today?"

The little wolf is stiff, unable to believe it... defeated by reality again, dejected...

At this point, the meal delivery model worker - Xiaolang announced a strike.

Then on the second day, the familiar scene of me, Lao Yao, and Ning Caichen staring at the empty rice bowl and waiting for food began again.

Naturally, the old demon wants to oppress and exploit me.

When I made a black mass and brought it in smugly and placed it in front of them, the faces of the old demon and Ning Caichen were blacker than black rice crusts.

Ning Caichen even took a small sip for my face, and then thoughtfully said: "I'm full~"

The old demon directly looked contemptuous, picked up the bamboo chopsticks, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Poisoning?"

I giggled awkwardly...

At this point, great!The Shenlong sees the head but does not see the end!Yan!big!Hero!Carrying a few wild pheasants and stepping into the gate of the temple, Zhaohui gave him a divine brilliance!God is coming!

Originally full of energy, Yan Daxia who insisted on going to bed late and getting up early in the morning planned to go down the mountain to pick up the task after practicing the sword in the morning, and miraculously discovered that the black forest, which was originally lifeless and extinct, had moved back many animals in groups. A nest, a clan, a dozen of wild game was caught casually!

The issue is!Yan Daxia has been at home since he was a child, and he has honed his culinary skills!Proficient in frying, steaming, cooking and roasting!

Since that day, we have lived a life of relying on Yan Daxia to hunt wild game for a living~~ Until yesterday, Yan Daxia went down the mountain with a sword in hand to pick up the task. I was so hungry that I waited for him to come back at midnight... …

I thought about it, how could such a peerless good man not have a caring person who warms the bed?Usually when I feel lonely, I cook for Yan Daxia, wash clothes, and give birth to a baby, which by the way solves our survival needs.

Action is worse than heartbeat!I immediately forced Ning Caichen to "swish, swish, swish" and write down this "Marriage Notice".

Above, the memory is over, accept the reality.

"Then... That Zhuo Jin and I have good intentions...you...you don't want to be so fierce..." Unexpectedly, Ning Caichen, who had always been afraid of Yan Chixia, spoke first and defended us, with a delicate face There was a tinge of red.

Ning Caichen was probably brainwashed by the Four Books and Five Classics. He always thought that scholars were good people, and Yan Chixia, who was carrying a sword and had a stern face all day long, was a desperado.He is very close to the old demon, and he is wary and afraid of Yan Chixia.

It's hard for me to point out that Yan Chixia will be the big thick leg he wants to hug in the future. After all, there is a scene in which Ning Caichen mistakenly regards Yan Chixia as a fugitive murderer and reports to the police.

"Good intentions?" He frowned.

"Yeah yeah~" I explained in a good voice and sincerely: "Think about it~ how lonely a person is~ in the middle of the night, when a person is lying on the bed and looking at a bright moon, but the pillow is empty~ a People are walking on the bustling street, and seeing the people next to them are in pairs, you and me, don’t you feel lonely? Standing on a high place alone, watching the warm lights of thousands of houses in the city, but none of them are Light up for yourself, how miserable..."

Single dog, woof woof!so poor!

Yan Chixia was silent for a long time after hearing the words, then suddenly stretched out her hand and tore off the marriage notice, and then said in a deep voice: "The end of the world is my home, and the world is my home. There are endless monsters, and Yan doesn't talk about marriage!"

There was an indescribable sense of righteousness in Yan Chixia's voice, and her eyes revealed a strong deterrent and murderous aura!

I couldn't help but tremble when I heard it, and I couldn't help shivering, and a surge of agitation climbed up the soles of my feet.

Gosh!It is too grand!The image is too compelling!The spiritual leader of the old age!The three views are too upright!Yan Chixia's personality charm deeply infected me!Count the Merry Men!Still look at today!atmosphere!

At the same time, the part of my heart that was a demon became spineless and timid.

I am also one of the "monsters" in his mouth.

Yan Chixia left as soon as she finished speaking, without dragging her feet.

Leaving behind me who admired him infinitely with bubbling eyes, and Ning Caichen who was stupid and confused.

Ning Caichen has been living in his study room where he has nothing to do with the world, and what he cultivated is a crystal heart that is not stained with dust. It is also possible that it is difficult for him to understand Yan Chixia's noble pursuit with his simple life experience and straight-line way of thinking. The original, after all, he has indeed never seen the so-called "monster"...

It is also amiable and respectable with a childish heart!

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The author has something to say: Oh, April Fool's Day, it's been 12 years since my brother passed away.

I'm a big brother fan, so no matter what, the one who will definitely get happiness in the end of this article is Ning Caichen.

√, that's how willful it is!Do not dismantle CP, brother & Zuxian, Ning Caichen does not love Xiaohe, make it clear.

[Please collect it without care~

Tomorrow there will be a Ching Ming episode - a ghost story~

Don’t forget the little wolf girl and the duke→The story of how to develop the old castle wolf girl [I don’t know why I’m so persistent every time]