[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Rehearsal script: Ning Caichen went down the mountain to the Guobei County Yamen to report to the official, and informed the county magistrate that there was a bounty-offer Liu Yidao hiding in Lanruo Temple, and that Liu Yidao was the murderer who recently committed a series of heart gouging cases!Yan Chixia then appeared to defend herself, pointing out that the person killed was a female ghost, and took Ning Caichen to "seeing is believing".

Director---Lai Xiaohe, the ghost who has to go back to the bell from time to time

The Grand Lord of the County---The Old Demon of Montenegro Shaking the Jade Bone Fan

Master---Alcohol demon with red groove nose

Liu Yidao---Ghost General

Yamen servants --- Little demons in Montenegro

Makeup artist---Drill girl

Lai Xiaohe, who didn't realize that she had absorbed a lot of the old demon's blood without realizing it, was elated, because she was finally able to get out of the soul-inducing bell that restrained her, and was floating around in the lobby~~ And finally she didn't... No matter how "grandma" is, it's not a little crane in human skin, it's the real Lai Xiaohe!

There was still a bell hanging around his neck, and the displeased little wolf looked at the almost translucent little crane with dignified and strange eyes.

This face is roughly similar to the real human skin she used before, but why does it always feel unsightly and something is wrong?

"Director! We're hungry!" Chickens, ducks, dogs, and cats dressed in yamen performance costumes swarmed up to Xiaohe, their eyes shining brightly, and they patted their bellies and shouted loudly.

The cat demon licked his mouth: "Can we catch passers-by and eat them?"

"==Of course not!" Xiaohe stared at them with his hips on his hips, and refused with black lines all over his head.

At the same time, the Heishan old demon in the blue official uniform of the ninth-grade sesame official was sitting leisurely in the lobby, smiling with crooked eyebrows, and waving the bone jade fan leisurely with his right hand.

"Little Feihe, my lord, I'm hungry too~" His expression really looked like an official who stretched out his clothes and opened his mouth to eat!

The muscles on Xiaohe's face twitched, and he floated over faintly, spreading his palms expressionlessly: "Give me the money, we'll order takeaway."

"You are the boss here, isn't it you who pay the salary?" The old demon raised his eyebrows slightly and smiled, with a playful look on his lips, pretending to be very

"Surprised" asked.

Xiaohe opened his innocent eyes, shrugged, spread his hands, and said helplessly, "My lord, didn't you take care of me?"

Hearing the words, everyone's jaws were dislocated, and at the same time, they "swish, swish, swish" looked at the king sitting in the first place in a complicated manner, and said in their hearts: "My lord, you finally have someone thicker than you!"over over over over over...

The old monster who has been rolling in a certain flower bush for thousands of years was stunned for a moment, showing a helpless and doting smile, smiling brightly, nodding in agreement, dazzling the eyes of all the singles.

"Spending money is like running water, but in the end you can't even touch it, and you can't even kiss it. This deal is not worth it." After finishing speaking, he shook his head regretfully, the dark black pupils gleaming with gentle water, and the corners of his mouth hang. With a sly smile.

Xiao Feihe, who was anti-molested, blushed from his "obvious" eyes staring at him, and was slightly annoyed. Sure enough, lack of experience in love is a big bug!

Xiaohe pursed his lips, as if he had made up his mind, he moved over lightly.

Because she is now in a translucent state, the obstacles between them are nothing after she has the "wall penetration" physique.

She approached the old demon, and took the initiative to stretch out her hands to wrap around the other's neck. If it was tighter, it would pass through, and if it was looser, it would not be intimate enough.

Xiaohe leaned over slightly, closed his eyes, and kissed his cheek lightly.

Ignorance, but we still have a heart to feel, right?

Untouchable lovers and felt love.

The old demon who was gently embraced by her for the first time was stunned for a moment, unexpectedly stiffened to the point of not moving at all, then slowly narrowed her eyes, her dark eyes were heavy, showing a charming satisfied smile, carefully encircling the translucent her with one hand...

it's over, it's over...

The little demons below covered their blind eyes, and silently cursed in their hearts: "Wow, woof, burn to death!"

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Xiaohe, who had finished offering his pet, crouched angrily in the corner of the soul-inducing bell and drew circles. Hearing the bluffing and eating and drinking of the little monsters outside, he felt extremely envious, jealous, and hateful!

He actually forgot that the old demon had already bought the Guobei Inn!

No, the entire "Guobei County Government" filming crew wore costumes and makeup, entrenched in the lobby of the inn with a posture of "If you don't eat, don't go home", they cleaned up every plate of food served by Agen.

Alas, who was happy to raise a female ghost at the beginning without spending money and saving food?Report now!

Xiaohe sat in the gap between the bells, staring longingly at Sixi meatballs, braised hoof pork, and stewed pork ribs with mushrooms. After swallowing a catty of saliva, he could only inhale the smell. Seeing that he couldn't eat it felt super uncomfortable!

Taste and smell are completely different things!!? !

At this time, the little wolf jumped up, sat on the stool opposite the old demon, said "Ula woo" in a solemn tone, and began to speak animal language that normal people could not understand at all!

"You remember correctly?" The old demon put down his wine glass, closed his bone and jade fan, stared into the little wolf's eyes, and asked seriously.

"Wooooow..."

"I'll let you take a look later." His brows were slightly frowned, and his thoughtful expression was unfathomable.

Xiaohe, who was hiding in the soul-inducing bell, suddenly felt a chill rise up behind him, and seemed to have an ominous premonition...

In the evening, Xiaohe and Xiaoniang had a "ghost honey" exchange in the room - taking a bath.

Yes, Xiaohe can take a bath comfortably!She can feel the water!

Moreover, in addition, a certain demon king told her that Ning Caichen encountered a ghost hitting the wall in the forest under the mountain of Lanruo Temple, so it is estimated that he will not come to the government office to report the case in a short time.Then, after the old demon finished his lunch, he took the little wolf out, euphemistically calling it "rescue" Ning Caichen.

When Niang was washing and smelling delicious, she hummed a song and ran to find a certain paralyzed ghost with a flushed face.

Xiaohe is the only one in the room now, and I have to say that corrupt officials in China are insatiable in amassing a lot of money!A small nine-rank sesame official under the emperor's court is actually so rich and knows how to enjoy it. Look at this bathtub, look at this fragrance, tsk tsk~

Sitting in the bathtub, Xiaohe lamented the "greedy" heart, and washed his toes carefully.

I haven't seen myself QAQ for a long time.

Everyone has a way of organizing their thoughts.

Some people choose to jog, some lie in bed to meditate, some write diaries, and Xiaohe used to climb the roof to look at the stars, but now he can only take the next best thing, choosing to use the bath time to smooth out the messy and complicated thoughts in his mind.

Suddenly, she felt that the atmosphere was not right!

Xiaohe turned her head and saw that the locked window was opened at some point, and a wolf's face + an old monster's face appeared in front of her eyes.

Her face was gloomy for an instant, she ground her molars, and shouted loudly in her dantian, "The pervert is a peeping tom!"

Make a decisive decision, and throw the gourd ladle that you want to scoop up water directly!But she forgot that she was tragically unable to scoop up anything now... Therefore, the demon and wolf who had seen through her useless behavior did not move at all, and still stood there with their eyes wide open.

"I'm looking at it openly~" the old demon narrowed his eyes slightly, and said slowly, with crooked smile lines under the corners of his eyes.

"...I've seen it a long time ago, what's the point?" Little Wolf dismissed it and jumped away.

Xiaohe jumped into a rage!What is "seen earlier"? !

"Little Feihe, I want to tell you something seriously." The old demon propped his chin lazily, with a clear and proud expression, his eyes seemed to be floating in mid-air with something in his hands, but he couldn't get to the bottom of it.

"Hehe...Are you serious? Picking this time on purpose?" Xiaohe smiled with a stiff face, gritted his teeth, and shrank back into the water.

"Well~ now is a good time, I don't want to keep it from you for too long, you have the right to know," the old monster floated over slowly, put one hand on the edge of the tub, stretched out the other hand and touched Xiaohe out of thin air Her head seemed to be comforting her, she paused, then said with a smug smile, "Besides, you won't be able to run away."

Xiaohe felt a little uneasy, always felt that what the old monster was going to say next was not a good thing, so he curled himself into a small ball unhappily.

But the old demon leaned over, his long black hair fell into the warm water of the bathtub, and instantly drifted away.

Here it comes again, the intoxicating fragrance of crabapple flowers is all over the mouth and nose.

Xiaohe looked at him who looked like a painting after the steam was thick, and the light red spread from his neck all the way, his face flushed with shame.

"Little Feihe, you may already be dead." The old demon lowered his head slightly, almost wrapped her in his arms, looked at her carefully, and said slowly and earnestly, as if he didn't want to miss anything from her. expression.

Xiaohe was taken aback, moved back an inch, and frowned: "Yes, I know! Am I not a female ghost now?"

In the next second, Xiaohe knew what he meant by "may be dead"...

Because lying quietly in the old demon's outstretched palm was something that could never have appeared in this era - the white crane hairpin that belonged to Lai Xiaohe.

Xiaohe's face was tense, and he looked up at him with eyes full of shock, wanting to see a half-joke in his eyes, and wanting to hear him say "I'm lying to you" like before.

But it didn't.

The old demon looked at her lightly, with long eyelashes half drooping, casting a shallow shadow under the eyes, slightly frowning and said slowly: "Little wolf once picked up a female corpse at the foot of Lanruo Temple."

Ha ha……

Xiaohe's eyes flickered, he swallowed the gushing blood called "dog blood", and said through gritted teeth, "Master, please don't take a breather!"

The old demon couldn't help but give her a blank look. It's unbelievable. Is there really something wrong with this woman's brain circuit?

"That female corpse is wearing a white suspender cotton skirt, barefoot, and this is pinned to her long hair." The old demon's slanted phoenix eyes glanced at the hairpin on his palm.

Xiaohe subconsciously went numb, swallowed, and asked with difficulty: "And... I look exactly the same as me now?"

The old demon looked strange and nodded.

Stimulated by this thunderous news, Xiaohe stood up from the bathtub with a "swish", not caring whether he would run out of clothes, stretched out his hand to pick up the paper clothes on the side, and put them on quickly.

"I...I'm going to take a look."

The old demon seemed to feel a little embarrassed. He turned his face away and didn't dare to look at Xiaohe. He covered his mouth and coughed once or twice, "That... Maybe I should have finished talking just now."

"Hehe, what else?" orz

"Well, that female corpse was made into a real human skin by Xiaoqing and given away..." The old demon looked back at Xiaohe with a strange expression, the unspoken "you" was self-evident.

"hiss--"

Oh my god!Take a deep breath!

A thunderbolt hit Xiaohe!Xiaohe felt that his whole body was broken into pieces...

She stared at the old demon dumbfounded, covered her mouth in disbelief, and couldn't help but swear: "Mom!"

This story is even more exciting than a dog-blood romance drama.

"It turns out that labor and capital are not soul wears?"

The old demon at the side glanced vaguely at Xiao Feihe, who was still "shocked but accepting the facts", with a small fox smile on the corner of his mouth, and the gleam in his eyes grew brighter.

Does her reaction mean that she has already accepted the idea of ​​"staying" in her heart?And... Does it mean that she can only stay in this world obediently in the future, and can't go anywhere?

The next chapter, tenderness in the middle of the night!

The author has something to say: oh no

The speed of stealing texts is faster than my writing.

Found a big bug, there is a problem with the timeline!It was only three days

How sweet and pampered for three days?How to fall in love! ?

So if the day is dragged on infinitely long, please automatically bring it into the [monster] world, and time will collapse!

and

Spicy and sweet, are you really not rough and effervescent? QQ

So lonely 111← The name is already lonely enough...

You all go high on May [-]st [to finger

☆、Happy Labor Day!

Because I wrote about taking a bath, I secretly released the scene that the old demon saw when Xiaohe took a hot spring last time:

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Next to the open-air hot spring on the back mountain of Lanruo Temple, there is a huge oval black stone as smooth as a swan egg.

At this time, there was a proud old Montenegrin demon sitting lazily on it, with one hand propping up his pointed chin, while the other hand was gently shaking the nine bone fan in his hand.

Just now, he originally planned to go to Guobei Town to see what the ignorant and stupid stupid Feihe suggested.But only halfway through the journey, in the dense forest, he saw the female ghost Xiaoqing walking hurriedly, and he knew it, probably... it was for "him", right?

The old demon smiled, flew up to the clouds, stood in the sky, and glanced at Guobei Town at the foot of the mountain. Every house was closed, and only a few scattered lamps pierced the surrounding darkness.

After thinking about it for a while, he shook his head and laughed at himself, since he had already decided to let him replace him, and he had allowed him to secretly accumulate strength for so long... Why is he so indecisive now, and has some other concerns?

Hmm, it seems that it's because the long demon life is not so boring anymore?

Hmm, I don't know what that stupid flying crane is doing now?

But just thinking about it like this, people have already turned back to Lanruo Temple in the clouds and fog.

The desolate Lanruo Temple was deserted and deserted, only Ning Caichen, who was still reading at night by a candle, lit a weak candle to illuminate the room.Searching all over the ruined temple, I couldn't even see the little wolf king who was wandering around under her now, what a rare tranquility!

Little Feihe was not there.

Um?Yan Chixia isn't there either?

"Hmph! The reason why I sent the king away is to meet his lover!" A certain tsundere old demon crossing his arms was annoyed.

But... the soul-inducing bell snatched from the Yan Luo Temple is not only used for sound transmission, but more importantly, it is used to track down souls and traces. It is usually used by Hades to catch fierce ghosts or evil obstacles that are difficult to subdue.

He closed his eyes, and carefully felt the direction of the life leap of the Gu worm that fed his blood essence in the soul bell.

"Suddenly---" The figure is ghostly!

Then, he saw the scene in front of him at this moment...

In the open-air hot spring, the heat was steaming upwards, and the water vapor made him unable to see her figure clearly, but the honey-colored healthy girl's skin looked particularly attractive.

"I actually fell asleep..."

Xiao Feihe slept extremely peacefully, breathing lightly.And the hot spring in the back mountain is not deep, so she won't get in the way if she sits in it, she won't slip down and drown herself.

Does this also mean that as long as he doesn't wake her up, he can sit here and watch the boundless world for as long as he wants?

Sudden!There are rustling sounds in the bushes on the opposite side, and there are familiar monsters approaching!

"Why are you here?" The little wolf's angry animal language came from the air, his figure leaped over the jagged rock, and stood firmly, his green wolf eyes glared at the old demon.

The old demon squinted his long and narrow phoenix eyes, glanced at the "third party" who came unexpectedly, and asked back with a smile: "Why can't I be here? What are you doing here?"

The little wolf ignored him, raised his front paw and pulled it out, took out a small piece of natural turpentine from nowhere, threw it into the hot spring pool, and instantly spread a calming faint fragrance.

Then he raised his head, jumped onto another protruding black boulder not far away, turned back coolly and said, "Old Black Mountain Demon, don't think too much! I'm just paying her back for saving her life, no It means that I have forgotten the deep hatred with you and that monster! Now, I will continue to practice, and I will leave the stupid woman to you first!"

The old demon seemed to be stunned for a moment, and spread his hands innocently: "My lord doesn't think about anything else."

The implication is that you think too much.

The black mountain old demon laughed so darkly that the little wolf's eyes were on fire, and his blood surged instantly!Didn't it worry about the stupid woman silently all the time, and is willing to work as a nanny for her? ?It's the thick-skinned she who keeps forcing it to do this and that with "life-saving grace", okay? !

The old demon shook his head with a half-smile, and waved his hand lazily, "Well, goodbye!" The other hand continued to shake the folding fan.

The little wolf vomited blood, so he could only leave bitterly!

The little episode didn't disturb the old demon's good mood, he slightly raised his head to look at the starry sky full of stars, and the flowing clouds, either relaxing or rolling.

The corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a slight smile, his narrow and upturned phoenix eyes were extremely clear, and he was full of spring, and unconsciously hummed a melodious tune.

From the perspective of the old demon's ten thousand years of experience, the face in front of him is not stunning enough, not even beautiful, nor does it have the charm that others say can withstand scrutiny.

Eyebrows, eyes, nose, mouth.

It just constituted the vivid face that he had seen thousands of times in the sea of ​​memory.Speaking of which, the "little flying crane" in this world is [-]% similar to the "little crane" in that world!

Well, she should be like this, she should be like this.

He didn't know why, the more he looked at it, the more he felt happy in his heart, and his old face was almost unbearably questioned by himself.

Are you a masochist?

The more she annoyed herself, the more she lied to herself, and even hurt herself with her hands and mouth, but in her heart she was still uneasy like a seventeen or eighteen year old Huaichun boy.

Sometimes, he clearly remembered to remind himself to beware of her, but he couldn't help teasing her.

The old demon squinted slightly, staring intently at her in the mist, could it be...

The stars twinkle in the sky, and the people on the ground are in pairs, and there is a spark in the dark eyes that reflect the romantic moonlight.

She suddenly looked pained, her brows were tightly frowned, she seemed to be in a nightmare, but she also seemed to be afraid of falling asleep, and immediately opened her eyes in shock, feeling dazed...

next second...

"You're shameless!" A certain little flying crane that had been looked at suddenly opened its eyes, sank into the water, its face was flushed from holding back, its chest heaved up and down and it breathed rapidly, and rebuked angrily.

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I met that woman earlier than anyone knew.

We, the Night Wolves, should be the masters of this forest!It's a shame that the thousand-year-old tree demon not only occupied Lanruo Temple, but even forced a group of lonely female ghosts in the mass grave to do some mournful things.

Ever since I cultivated into a demon, I have been thinking about how to get rid of that old witch every day, so as to change the fate of our clan wolf being driven out by her.

However, it seems that I don't need to do it at all.

That day, I sneaked into Lanruo Temple as usual to wait for an opportunity to hurt the old hag, and counteract evil with evil. I didn't feel that my behavior was not open and upright.

Unexpectedly, I inadvertently saw Xiaoqing, a female ghost under her command, having a secret conversation with Ling, a monster whose history I couldn't tell, in the west wing.

I tiptoed and eavesdropped on a few sentences before I realized that they were actually discussing how to kill the old hag!It seems that the old witch is far more hated than I imagined. Even Xiaoqing, who is famous for her loyalty, colluded with outsiders to murder her.

Sad and hateful!

Hearing the male demon's cold and slippery tone, I couldn't help shivering.

He actually devoured the old witch alive? !It is a crooked way of cultivation, and sooner or later he will fall into the devil's way.

as predicted.

A few days later, I saw all the female ghosts in Lanruo Temple happily begging other goblins in the forest, hoping that they would help dig out their ashes and send them to be buried elsewhere so that they could be reincarnated.

I remained calm, thinking that if the female ghost disperses, I will be able to bring my pack of wolves to become the new owner of this area, and from then on I will reach the pinnacle of wolf life!

However, we wolves have never owed others favors.

I began to think about what gift to give to the female ghost Xiaoqing in return.

Then, I picked up the woman's body.

Female ghosts like to get new skins. If Xiaoqing doesn't plan to reincarnate, then I will give this skin to her.

But what I never expected was that the old hag in Lanruo Temple came back from the dead!

f*c*! Free gift!

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The first day of "Battle Plan to Conquer the Unkillable Old Hag":

The detective wolf who was ordered to monitor the old witch's every move reported the situation: "Report to the king! The old witch in Lanruo Temple is picking sour plums from the wild plum tree in the south of the mountain to eat! Vomiting all the way back, did she choose to do it on the road?"

"Well... all the monsters living in the Dark Night Forest know that the sour plum tree sapling is planted in the vinegar jar, and the country teacher it produces is extremely sour! The old witch must have done this on purpose, don't startle the snake, continue to monitor!" The little wolf king analyzed solemnly, and waved him back to work.

"Yes! Your Majesty is right!"

Grandma Xiaohe had a bitter face: "Bah, bah, bah! What a broken plum tree, it's killing me! Bah, bah! It's such a long life, in such a big forest, I can't find anything to eat!"

My stomach grumbled "cuckoo—" in good time...

Day [-] of "Battle Plan to Conquer the Unkillable Old Hag":

Detective Wolf: "Report to the King! The old hag of Lanruo Temple has fallen into the rabbit trap set by the black-hearted fox! Do you want to do it now?"

Little Wolf King: "...Didn't she come out?"

Scout Wolf: "...Yes! She seems to have passed out!"

The little wolf king was thoughtful: "...wait for a while! Soldiers never tire of cheating."

after awhile……

Scout Wolf: "Report to the king! The little rabbit fell into it too! The old hag was woken up, and she happily returned to Lanruo Temple with the rabbit's ears in her hands!"

The little wolf king raised his chin: "Hmph! I knew it, she was pretending to faint."

Scout Wolf: "As expected of a king!"

Grandma Xiaohe wiped the slobber from the corner of her mouth: "Hey~ I didn't expect a rabbit to pick it up in the pit~ I don't need to eat leaves today~ Hehe~" There was a faint wolf light in her eyes.

Day [-] of "Battle Plan to Conquer the Unkillable Old Hag":

Scout Wolf: "Report to the King! The old hag fell into the trap again today, and quarreled with the black-hearted fox over a rabbit! Are we trying to catch fisherman's profit?"

Little Wolf King: "Yes!" He rushed out of the cave in high spirits.

The scout wolf keeps a good habit, as always, farts the wolf: "The king is invincible!"

Scout Wolf No. [-]: "Report to the lord! The old witch was called ugly by the black-hearted vixen, and she went back to Lanruo Temple crying!"

Little Wolf King & Scout Wolf No. [-]: "..."

Day N of "Battle Plan to Conquer the Unkillable Old Witch":

Scout Wolf: "Report to the king! The old hag caught seven pheasants from the next mountain! We... er... eat the pheasants to make her cry?"

The little wolf king nodded solemnly, "Good idea!"

All the wolves are gearing up, excited, and dispatched collectively...

[Ah hello!What is going on with your family! ?I said that your observation purpose has gone astray, right? !

Xiaohe looked at the wolves walking in front of her proudly holding a chicken in his mouth with tears in his eyes: "Mom! They stole my chicken! QAQ"

The author has something to say: #Suddenly feel that it is cruel to let a group of cute and unscheming wolves collectively receive bento so early QAQ#

#This is the disadvantage of No.1’s writing, many plots have been cut off, and can only be released slowly as a side story#

After turning off the lights yesterday, I was looking for code words on the desk lamp, and I caught the prickly pear! ! !The whole person suddenly became Ziwei Ziwei! You guys on QAQ Weibo are like a bunch of like crazy monsters!

Are you sure you don't want to post with my column?I secretly prepared a lot of brainstorming articles!

The possible names of the next Journey to the West fan:

"One Thousand and One Nights of Wanting to Eat Tang Monk's Meat" "All the kings I've talked to have died!" ""Report the king!Tang Monk Meat is here! "

"Holy Monk, I'm going to be fucked to death by your apprentice!" ""Remember My Nth BOSS in the Demon World" "Journey to the West: The Legend of the Little Demon"

"It's always too late to eat Tang Monk's meat" "To our boss who will die eventually"

Welcome to my group to give me advice (or leave a message?)

☆、Chapter 68

Ever since the little wolf took the dull-eyed little crane to the back mountain of Lanruo Temple and dug out a white cotton dress from the mud, but it was already tattered, little crane's mood was not right.

As soon as she returned to the Guobei County Office, she walked erratically and squatted down silently in the corner of the big courtyard.

This squatting lasted for more than an hour.

Unknowingly, a certain chicken demon who has silently accepted the nickname of "terrible to hear" trembled with a white chicken paw, and pointed at Xiaohe: "Hey... Ah Quan, the future Mrs. Ghost is so scary! Black resentment exudes from her whole body... Is it because we didn't allow her to order stewed chicken with mushrooms just now, which made her angry? The chick is so scared!" After finishing speaking, she fell weakly on the dog monster nicknamed A Quan arms.

A Quan patted Chick on the back, and comforted in a soft voice: "Don't be afraid~ Don't be afraid~ Didn't you see that all the hairless monks she drew on the wall? It's none of our business!"

cool breeze.Cold light.The sun was setting.A dark corner.

"Old monk! Are you really trying to play me to death? It turns out that labor and capital are not worn by the soul, but by the body and the soul? Heh, heh, do you dare to say that there is a delay in transmission? There is always a spirit and a body. On the way? Damn! Bastard! Do you think you are writing a composition for the college entrance examination?"

"Hehe... old monk... heartless old monk, draw a circle and curse you, you will never grow your hair, and your belly is getting bigger and bigger! Beggars will eat overnight food!"

Chick, A Quan: "..."

The old Buddha, who was in ragged clothes and who didn't know where he was, said, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" He sneezed three times.

After carefully bathing, burning incense, and changing clothes, the old demon shook his bone jade fan refreshedly. When Kankan appeared in the backyard, he saw the little demons gathered under the corridor, pointing in one direction. Not only slightly stunned for a moment.

He rubbed his chin, looked at the decadent little white air mass in the corner, stretched his eyebrows, smiled smoothly for a while, with a spring breeze on his face, and walked coquettishly.

Slowly picked up the hem of the light blue official uniform, and casually squatted side by side beside the "resentment" female ghost Xiao Feihe, squinting at the little female ghost who was busy drawing circles, he said softly: "Xiao Feihe He, don't be sad, didn't the king take care of you?"

The word "what" at the end of the sentence has a long and long coda sound, it is so soft that it is unreasonable, and the little hook tickles people's itch.

(All the goblins moved the stools, prepared melon seeds, and carefully watched with great interest the "capture" of the new wife by the boss who was always in love.)

The old demon waved the folding fan lazily for a while, and a light and elegant fragrance of crabapple flowers spread in the air.Unique, belongs to the fragrance of Montenegro.

Xiaohe turned his head to look at the old monster with grievances, pursed his mouth, and choked up in displeasure: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this!

After some secondary processing by the real makeup artist Xiaoqing, she didn't even recognize her real human skin!It can be called peerless!sad!drama!Life Waterloo!

"Pfft—" When the four eyes met, the suffocated old demon laughed instantly!

Eyebrows are wide open, smile lines appear in the corners of the eyes, disturbing a pool of spring water, the whole person looks extremely lively, and is as bright as a garden full of colorful begonias in full bloom.

After being glared at aggressively by Xiaohe, he seemed to be aware that there might be a hint of "schadenfreude" in the laughter at this time.He had no choice but to cover his mouth with a folding fan, and turned his face away, only to see a light pink color of peach blossom spreading from his neck all the way to his white jade-like handsome face.

His shoulders trembled slightly uncontrollably, "Tch! He's still laughing!" Xiaohe pouted, rolled his eyes, and continued to paint the monk gloomyly, but he couldn't hate him like that in his heart.

The old monster, he seems to have a unique willfulness and innocence.

"It turns out that you are so depressed because of this! Haha...cough cough..." The old demon had an unconcealable smile on his lips, narrowed his eyes lazily, closed his folding fan, and tapped Xiaohe on the head , His incomparable look of arrogance regained his incomparable brows.

"Be good~ Don't cry~ It's actually very simple if you want to change back to your original appearance. From now on, hold on to my lord's thigh~~ I will take care of you, and my lord will take good care of you with blood, cough cough... ...if we 'practice' harder..."

When the old demon said "practice", he coughed intriguingly. There was a faint starlight in his eyes, and he raised his phoenix eyes with a smile on the ground. He turned on the mode of [Big Money Master·If you have money, you will be willful], and said: "No matter how bad it is, I will Your Majesty will take you to buy all the real human furs in the world!"

Hearing this, Xiaohe's originally chaotic mood was suddenly turned into a soft paste by him, but he was angry and funny, raised his head, and said awkwardly: "Cut~ Don't think that you will eat me to death like this!" Damn! I can hug the thighs of other big monsters!"

"Huh?" The old demon raised his eyebrows, squinted over, his eyes were dangerous, contemptuous, and the corners of his mouth smiled even wider, "Go and try if you have the ability~~~" His tone was soft, his teeth were sharp, and Xiaohe couldn't help it. Swallowing his saliva, his face flushed and he lost in panic.

Useless!Useless!Useless!

It was eaten to death by him!snort!It's all beauty's fault!Just looking at that monstrous face, which is disastrous to the country and the people, can't help but make your heart beat faster!Ugh... It's really a dike of thousands of miles, destroyed by ant nests.

"Hua La—" He just opened a hole in her heart, and the whole line of defense was no longer vulnerable to a single blow, and it was about to collapse at the touch of a finger.

shallow!shallow!Great superficial!

("Oh~" All the little demons nodded with their own understanding. Before the boss looked at him suspiciously, they put on their little vests, picked up the spectator benches and slipped away~)

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The warm wind is lingering and the moon is bright.

This night, the old demon and Xiaohe tried many ways...

Ahem... Please don't make up any unhealthy pictures!

The old demon and Xiaohe were thinking about how to make her materialize.

Originally they thought that Xiaohe's body was dead, and the species should be included in the ranks of female ghosts.But after trying various female ghost practice methods, they found that it didn't seem to be the same thing.

Niang leaned lazily on the yellow pear wood round table, tapped Huayun's long-stemmed pipe made of briar wood slowly, pushed back her charming long wine-red hair from her neck, and threw a sip at the ghost general sitting opposite her. Then he glanced at the old demon, and gave the final conclusion after the research with a smile: "Little Feihe's current state is half ghost and half demon. Boss, it's not a solution for you to raise blood every day." The best way is to let her find a parasitic place, and then start practicing from scratch."

Xiaohe was in a daze, she didn't understand the world of goblins and ghosts at all!The villain in the heart is roaring: "What are you talking about? Why have I become a half-demon and half-ghost? It's fine to be half-human and half-demon before! What's going on now?!"

Like a ball of cotton candy, she was floating in mid-air, looking at this, and then at that.

The old demon narrowed his eyes and looked at the little flying crane floating around, feeling upset, why couldn't he always catch it?In the sea of ​​memories, he couldn't touch her, and she couldn't see him, but now it was clearly within reach... With a stinky face, sullen, he stretched out his hand to embrace her, who was drifting around, into his arms.

"what."

Xiaohe whispered, feeling an inexplicable force pulling her wrist, pulling her into a warm embrace from mid-air...

Drill girl: ...

Ghost general: ...

The old demon raised his eyebrows, surprised, um, why did he touch it this time?Lift your hand and look at your right hand.

Oh, it turned out that the blood-feeding hole that was cut just now forgot to cast a spell to heal it, and now there are traces of blood oozing out.The bright red blood merged into her white fluffy body, and was drawn by her