[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

Speaking of which, last time the bull demon king teased that the old demon was afraid of drinking too much alcohol, so he said "no way" on the wedding day, and he gave the old demon a wicked glance with his round bull's eyes. After the second demon queen, there was a voice of approval in Fuyun Hall:

"Yeah yeah~~"

"So that's the case~"

"..."

Xiaohe, who was holding the wine jar, said that all the nerves that had been scorched by the "God" Bull Demon King were reheated and turned into tendons at this moment...

Xiaohe rubbed his forehead with a headache, and silently slandered: "Ah, old cow, old cow, I knew you were dishonest, but I never thought you would be so dishonest!"

and!Aren't these words poking into the minefield of a certain megalomaniac? !

A thunderous advertising slogan instantly jumped into my mind, "Whether a man is handsome or not is very important, and whether a man can do it is even more important! ——*** Male/Sex/Reproductive/Urology Hospital."

Ten thousand grass and mud horses ran wildly in Xiaohe's heart: "You guys, shut up!"

"Old demon, are you drunk? Hahahaha~" The barefooted fairy raised his head and laughed, touching his round belly, "Proud in love, frustrated in wine! Old demon, old demon, are you I was so ecstatic by that little lady~”

This knife after knife is the devil's sickle... It's about to die!

A bull demon king, who was worried about the old demon "tomorrow will not work", and a barefoot fairy who joked that the old demon "was fascinated by the little lady" were hugging happily at this moment, laughing from ear to ear.

And look at this room, the old monster who has been cultivated for ten thousand years said "hehe~", two piercing laughter overflowed from his thin lips.

Sure enough, the old demon has never been the kind of black-bellied man who hides his emotions and anger, nor is he an idiot who pursues "revenge for a gentleman, ten years is not too late", so he will solve it immediately!

Well, Xiaohe can be [-]% sure, the narrow-minded old demon is already very, very upset...

If you want to pick off the rose, you must be prepared to be pricked and bleed.

The old demon smiled and clapped his hands.

Immediately, a group of clever little monsters, a group of four monsters, carried a row of wine jars as tall as a person, and walked in through the side door with "hechi hechi"...

"In this case, then I can only give up my life to accompany you~" The old demon narrowed his eyes, and slowly cleaned the hem of his clothes, smiling so calmly.

Xiaohe poured wine for them with a smile on his face, and all the ghosts of the immortal family drank wine one by one, and after less than two glasses, they all fell drunk and fell unconscious.

The old demon watched the giant spirit god sitting like a mountain fall down, pursed his lips, took a sip of the contents of the cup, and slyly ordered the servants who were waiting on the side: "You guys, send the Great Sage Pingtian to him now. Arrived at Princess Yumian in Moyun Cave of Jilei Mountain."

After several demon servants carried the Bull Demon King respectfully away, the old demon hooked his thin lips, stretched out his hand to greet a wind demon, and said very gently: "Hei Feng, you go to the Banana Cave, and invite Princess Iron Fan to come. Leader of Floating Cloud Palace."

Hearing this, Xiaohe opened his mouth wide in disbelief, "You...you are too wicked!" At the end of the speech, he couldn't help but "hahaha" laughed.

The old monster's move was too bad, this time the Bull Demon King will kneel on the washboard for a few days and sleep in the cold blanket for a few days.

The stingy old monster's eyes had a wicked brilliance, the red corners of his eyes and cheeks made people more beautiful than begonias, and there was a trace of charm between his brows, and he said with a wicked smile: "Huh~ My lord wants to Look, who can't do it!"

The barefoot fairy was thrown at the gate of Rainbow Fairy's palace, but Wenqu Xingjun didn't suffer any pranks. The old demon only ordered his subordinates to move him to the room of Fuyun Houdian to rest.The rest of you were all sent back to their respective homes in Dongfu.

Well, but later, the Bull Demon King and the Barefoot Immortal blushed, and the matter was turned over.But poor Wenqu Xingjun was not so lucky.He missed the work of the Jade Emperor because of his drunkenness, and let go of the pigeons of the immortal friends who played in the upper world.

However, those are funeral affairs, so I won’t show them here.

The old demon stood up, stroked the sky, and took the coquettish nine-bone fan in his hand.

Wearing a red dress, he walked to the entrance of the hall, suddenly turned around and looked back, the fan painted with a beautiful begonia swayed and swayed on his chest, making his pale peach-colored face even more stunning.

Spring and color spread wantonly all the way, there is a slight drunkenness in the dark eyes, and the water vapor is dense.

Sure enough, under anger, the old demon drank too much.

He waved to Xiaohe, and called out with an evil smile: "Little Feihe~ come here~ Your Majesty will take you to a good place."

Xiaohe raised his head to look at the sky outside the temple, where layers of clouds and mist covered the sky and the sun was covered, and the stars and the moon could not be seen all year round.

Is the sun going down soon?Are Yan Chixia and Ning Caichen going to stay in a hotel?

Alas, the drunken stuffed stuffed bun old demon is freshly baked, ready to be kneaded by anyone.

Forget it, let's stay with this uncle.

The innocent-looking old demon looked at Xiaohe, then looked back at the dark cloud-covered sky, raised his hand, and a gust of wind swirled and rose from the ground, like a tyrannical black dragon, rushing into the sky, rolling up a huge Dark cloud lumps.

In an instant, a dark vortex formed, sucking the dense clouds above the Floating Cloud Palace into it with a momentum of sweeping everything!However, in the time of pitching, the clouds and mists that have been coiling around the top of the Black Mountain all year round have all dissipated, the sky is full of colorful clouds, the setting sun is red, and the fire is in full swing.

Xiaohe looked at the incredible changes in front of him in surprise, beautiful!

beautiful!Whether it's the beautiful view of the sunset in the sky, or the singing of birds returning to their nests, they are no match for the drunken black pupils in front of them.

He smiled conceitedly, proudly and arrogantly, making people feel that nothing could stop him.He stretched out his hand towards her, and the corners of his mouth curled just right, even if the next second, he wanted to take Xiaohe to Qiongbi and down to Huangquan, Xiaohe followed without hesitation.

"Well, from now on, you can just sit in the Floating Cloud Palace and watch the stars and the moon. My king will accompany you." The old demon's eyes were shining and beautiful, and one couldn't help but wonder if the heavens were particularly partial to him. Otherwise, How could he sprinkle all the starlight of the Milky Way in his eyes?

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The old demon hugged the little crane and drove drunk between the stars and the moon, and soon landed on the edge of a shallow river.

The bright silver brilliance spreads across the world, and on both sides of the dark purple river, there are blooming seas of flowers like evil fire, which are the bewitching flowers of the other side of the Yellow Spring!The leafless flowers were connected together in large swaths, making Xiao He dumbfounded and making a sound of surprise.

Although fresh flowers are inedible and have a short shelf life, since ancient times, women have been inexplicably fond of this set!

Xiaohe couldn't help approaching the dark purple river water, the stream of light was shining, and the light was fleeting.It turns out that there are endless red and purple petals of Bianhua flowers floating on the river surface, which is so beautiful that people are suffocating.

The figure of the red-faced old demon was a little erratic, his footsteps were a little unsteady, he put his arms around Xiaohe's shoulders with a smile, and introduced with a proud face: "Wangchuan, one of the tributaries of the Santu River."

The legendary Wangchuan River that goes to Hell and Huangquan?

The old Yao Yanhong waved her long sleeves, and in an instant a prickly canoe in the shape of an apricot pit appeared on the river bank.Immediately afterwards, he took a step forward with his long legs, and landed lightly into the boat. He sat down slowly, with his long legs stretched out comfortably, his arms resting on both sides of the boat, and he waved his folding fan casually. He raised his eyebrows and turned to look at Xiaohe. , rolled his eyes impatiently, with a look of "come up soon!"

Xiaohe didn't know why, but climbed onto the boat cautiously, sat down on the bow side facing him, and continued to look around curiously.

Isn't this an old fashioned version of the silly couple boats in the park?Oh hoo?Could this be the legendary tryst?Thinking about it, Xiaohe was still a little shy~ Rubbing his face uncomfortably, he glanced at the old demon over there.

The old demon was intoxicated, slightly tipsy, and the blush on his face didn't fade away, but instead deepened.At this time, I am taking a nap with my eyes closed.

Xiaohe had no choice but to sit obediently, although he was extremely puzzled in his heart, "Is it just sitting like this?"

The old demon opened his left eye, glanced secretly at the bewildered little crane, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he couldn't help but want to play tricks on her again.

He pointed lazily with his slender and white index finger, and a penny immediately appeared at the bow of the boat.

Xiaohe looked at Penny, looked at the old demon, and pointed to himself.

The old demon nodded drunkenly, his eyes sparkling with a smile, and he folded his arms, obviously looking like an old man who is taking it for granted and waiting to be served.

"Your Majesty will take you to play~"

The corner of Xiaohe's mouth twitched, and he rolled his eyes. Going to play?playing with her?The dare-love old monster captured her to be a boatman! ?

"Hmph! Don't go!" My aunt didn't want to wait on her, so she crawled over carefully, trying to climb back to the shore with all her hands and feet.

"Little Feihe..."

The ankle was caught suddenly, and the man secretly pulled it hard, the canoe wobbled, the little crane lost its center of gravity, and almost fell into the river, but the next second it fell steadily into a scent of wine and crabapple flowers. Fragrant embrace.

A muffled laugh came from the chest with his head buried, trembling slightly, he didn't know if he was hit by the "human sandbag" - Miss Lai Xiaohe, or he was laughing.

Xiaohe raised his head and glared at the old demon who was smiling pitifully and harmlessly.

Don't be fooled by him this time!She is now immune!

Xiao He stretched out his white and clean paws, and pinched the old demon's face for a while!

It's all the face's fault!The old demon didn't resist, just let her go, her cheeks flushed even more, and her eyes were filled with water.

Well, Xiaohe knew that the old monster was really drunk this time, only when he was drunk would he be so obedient, square, round, flat and upright, and let him be his boss.Hmph, I don't know how many of his wives took advantage of this loophole!idiot!Merry egg!

After kneading, Xiaohe felt distressed again.

Ah... what a pretty face... Inexplicably, there is a sense of guilt of "reckless".

Well, give me a kiss, he probably doesn't know either, right?

Still thinking about it, the man under him let out a muffled laugh, pressed her hand on her small head, and kissed her aggressively.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Easy to mess up after drinking/□□!Your one, two, three, four, five, six... That's how Madam came here!

How did the old demon know that the little woman in her arms was full of messy thoughts at the moment, and they were all related to his past romantic history.His slanted phoenix eyes were slightly closed, a little bit of light from the stars and the moon sprinkled on his long and curly thick eyelashes, and the corners of his eyes were slightly intoxicating crimson.

The old demon tenderly gnawed her lips that were as soft as cherry blossoms, and her hands became restless. At some point, she had already untied Xiaohe's shirt, and her warm fingertips were igniting fires everywhere, thoroughly implementing what the great man said "stars The fire is enough to start a prairie fire."

Boat/drama... This time it's a real boat drama...

Return to the wild/war?

The author has something to say: The story of "A Chinese Girl" happened in the late Northern Song Dynasty, and "The Legend of the White Snake" happened in the Southern Song Dynasty

Although I am a brain hole monster, I respect history inexplicably.

Tomorrow morning, I will start the car very early, and go home for a week. This is a chapter that was temporarily coded after staying up late. Don’t blame the bugs

Well, probably the last show of affection.

In fact, did you find out, the old demon likes to play tricks on Xiaohe?

The third gift: the first soul-inducing bell, the second was given at Qiqiao Festival (Fanwai), and the third!

Do you want to see boats and plays?Anyway, I don’t have a code yet, I want to see and tell me, otherwise I’m busy at the party, busy joining the party, busy celebrating the birthday of the elderly at home, busy girlfriends getting married, but I’m busy, so I just skipped it

I guess I'm going to be edited and shut down in a small black room.

[Just got up and added a sentence]: Last night when the code word reached 02:30, I suddenly caught a wild little angel. I advise you to go to bed early, Mr. Shulin, just woke up to see, did you brush all night? ? !I also left comments for each chapter, I was stunned by you, are you really not my trumpet?And I replied to you in time last night, you didn't pay attention!Pay attention to your body when reading the text!