[A Chinese Ghost Story] Grandma is hard to be

After seeing all kinds of real, bloody, fierce, and violent things in the canteen, my head is about to explode!My mother!Am I not going to kill a sheep into a tiger's mouth? !I have the heart to want to die!

After timidly serving the dishes all night, it was my turn to rest, and I immediately relaxed. My legs softened, and I picked up the fragrant pillow and rolled it on the Datong bunk.Feeling the daily salary in my chest, the three qian silver that was just paid when I was just starting, I felt extremely satisfied!

This is the first bucket of gold in my two lives~ I earned it at the risk of being eaten at any time!Couldn't be more inspiring!

Although I walked on the mountain road for a day today, and then stood dryly all night, I just had a full meal, and now I have a soft and warm bed to sleep in. All these make my spirit surprisingly good!Actually, I didn't feel half sleepy in the middle of the night.

The little friends around who made blood and tears together have all fallen into a sweet dreamland, and there was a sound of breathing one after another for a while.

I waited and stared blankly at the roof of Jiaohong.Hmm~ Since I can't fall asleep, why not review "A Chinese Ghost Story"!

In other words, recalling the first appearance of grandma in the movie... Oh!correct!It was grandma who found out that Xiaoqian was hiding other men in the waterside pavilion of Lanruo Temple without telling her, so she was furious, and took out the handkerchief that Xiaoqian wrote to remind Ning Caichen to leave quickly, and threw it as evidence When he landed on Xiaoqian, he questioned her sternly and threatened, "I'm going to destroy your ashes!" At the same time, he frantically beat her with a whip...

ah!correct!At that time, grandma also said that she betrothed Xiaoqian to Master Heishan!

Well?Lord Montenegro? !Isn't it the old demon of Montenegro!Eh?Wait a minute, since Xiaoqian is going to marry the old demon of Montenegro, grandma has to match the old demon of Montenegro with Xiaoqian!Otherwise, when the time comes, I will be an empty-handed white wolf, and Xiaoqian will say that I have already let the whole world know that she is the woman of Lord Montenegro now?can't...

In this way, I still have to think about how to sell Xiaoqian to the old demon of Montenegro.Anyway, I have come to his land now, it is better to hit the sun than to choose a date, I must actively strive to get the old demon to agree to this marriage within seven days!

Hehe~ According to the development of the plot, Ning Caichen has to follow the arrangement of the script, appear quickly, and disturb Xiaoqian's barking spring water!

Then... happyending~ Each went back to each house, and each went to his own mother!

When I think of this, I am even more excited, it's really bloody!

In addition to Chi Guoguo's monetary benefits, there is another goal!

Um!Lai Xiaohe, let's fight forward bravely!Soon you will be able to successfully return to your hometown, become a CEO, marry Gao Fushuai, and reach the pinnacle of your life!Just thinking about it makes me a little excited~

By the way, my real name is Lai Xiaohe, Xiaohe from Flying Crane~

After tossing and turning and not being able to fall asleep for an hour, I turned over lightly and got out of bed, followed by carrying a package, and the squad leader crept out of the room through the window lattice.

"Squad leader, you can't sleep either?" I stood calmly behind the monitor, patted her on the shoulder, and asked treacherously.

In the middle of the night, a good time to commit crimes!The squad leader must have brought a good baby to escape. As a "seeker", I can always get a little bit of hush money and road money, right?In my mind, I have unconsciously and completely made up a scene of "with money in hand, I have the world".

The squad leader seemed to be taken aback by me, he was startled suddenly, turned around, and a sharp dagger was scratched towards my ear.

I go!Hard enough!It's not easy to be black and eat black!

Fortunately, I was quick to dodge and quickly pretended to be innocent to show my identity.

"Wait! Show mercy! Keep people under the sword! Squad leader! It's me! Cuicui! Liu Cuicui!" I smiled at her flatteringly, extended my hand to greet her in a friendly way, and poked my big face with a piece of food.

I don't know what my grandma's name is, but I'm walking in the rivers and lakes anyway~ what I want is to keep a low profile!After I went to Montenegro, they asked me, so I simply took the name of the most common and tricky soy sauce.

There is basically a Cui Cui in every costume TV series, which is standard.

"Cui Cui is you! I was shocked..." The squad leader let out a long sigh of relief and whispered.

She glanced at me hesitantly, and I hurriedly showed a smile of "idiots are naturally pollution-free", with eight teeth basking in the moon.

She paused for a moment before pulling me over and explaining in a low voice: "It's not that I can't sleep, I'm planning to sneak down the mountain!"

I was very surprised. I didn't expect that the squad leader who looked weak and weak was a brave and assertive person!That's right, naturally you have to leave immediately after taking the baby!

"My sisters and I were abducted to go up the mountain! Cui Cui, you also saw it today, this is a devil's cave that eats people and doesn't spit out bones!" The squad leader took my two hands, his eyes sharp and painful .

"Do you know why the goblin asked us if we were virgins as soon as we came up the mountain? Do you know where those girls are being taken now? Do you know what danger you will face?"

The squad leader's series of rhetorical questions with a strong tone left me stunned. I shook my head foolishly, swallowed, and asked, "Could it be that... she, they were all... eaten?"

"No! It's even scarier than eating! I heard from others that the demon king here is cruel and bloodthirsty by nature, has a weird temper, is extravagant and lustful, and is extremely arrogant! He got a folk recipe from somewhere that says to drink human virgins aged sixteen or seventeen. Yin, soak them in the wine jar for seven days and seven nights. After seven days and seven nights, the fragrance of the immature women will enter the wine, and the fragrance will be lingering for ten miles. Anyone who drinks the wine of the immature women will breathe like orchids, their faces will be like crowns of jade, and they will be rejuvenated!"

The squad leader's words seemed to be pierced by thin needles in my heart, which made my blood run cold and my hairs stand on end!

Fortunately, grandma is an immortal fairy, not a sixteen or seventeen-year-old virgin... I stroked my chest gratefully, and the squad leader seemed to see that I had a sense of luck, and said coldly:

"Do you think everything will be fine if you are not a virgin? If we meet lustful customers, it is still cheap, regardless of its appearance, after all, this is a happy thing for both of us. Meeting gluttonous customers, walking temporary workers It’s just a cold dish at an event, a small dish delivered to your door, the monsters and ghosts in Montenegro can eat as much as they want, and when we breathe in, we become the blood in their stomachs!”

"I'm going to save my sisters right now! Cui Cui, I can take you away too!" The squad leader spoke so earnestly and sincerely that I was almost moved to tears!

I touched the three taels of silver in my bosom, there are too many goblins in Montenegro at present!And their brutality is far beyond my imagination!

Being fickle, I overturned the plan just now, so don't worry about seeing the old black mountain demon!Not in a hurry!The future is long, the future is long!Save your life!

"Squad leader! I've decided to run with you!" With firm eyes, I clenched my fists and replied decisively.

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