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[Perfect Location] Small Theater 1

Xia Chen has always felt that the Omega brother Xiaobawang in the twins is too violent, and he beat up Li Beibei's Alpha crying bag every day, so frightened that Li Beibei wanted to quit this doll family, lest the child he finally gave birth would not be able to survive When he reached adulthood, he was played to death by Xia Chen's eldest son.

"Lu Xingshu, did we pick up the wrong baby in the hospital?" Xia Chen doubted countless times.

Logically speaking, how could he and Lu Xingshu's son be so naughty, so violent, and such a bully.

Lu Xingshu was leading the twins to watch cartoons. Hearing what Xia Chen said, he pinched the chins of the two children and looked at them seriously: "They both look like you, so you must be right."

Alpha brother Xiao Gao Leng: "Father, can you not disturb us at this time?"

Lu Xingshu: "...Sorry." Then he shrugged his shoulders towards Xia Chen, and said helplessly, "Just tell me, does it look like you."

The little bully jumped up, stepped on Lu Xingshu's feet, and raised the sword of light in his hand to echo the scene in the cartoon: "Kill!!!! Break through the castle and kill!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !"

Xiao Gao Leng: "Brother, you are so noisy."

Little Overlord: "Kill your bad brother!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Lu Xingshu supported his forehead, and Xia Chen also supported his forehead.

Xia Chen: "Who the hell does he look like?? So noisy??"

Lu Xingshu coughed, but didn't answer.

This kid really can't control, what's wrong with him, who is he like?Xia Chen couldn't figure it out, because the eldest son was too naughty, Xia Chen contacted the early education class in advance and sent him there.

Lu Xingshu's alma mater was selected by the early childhood education school. I heard from Mrs. Lu that she sent Lu Xingshu here when he was three years old.

So, Xia Chen couldn't wait to send in this little overlord who threatened to break through the universe with his nose and tears in his hands. Xiao Gao Leng happily waved goodbye to his brother, turned his head to ask Xia Chen to hug him, and rubbed Xia Chen's face , said affectionately: "Dad, can you read a storybook to me alone later?"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaobawang's scream came from not far away: Don't touch me!You intruder! ! ! "

Xia Chen covered his face, this little guy is too noisy, who on earth does he look like.

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw a photo of Lu Xingshu when he was three years old, which was posted all over the wall, and the school used it as a publicity.

The corner of Xia Chen's mouth twitched slightly, looking at Comrade Xiao Lu in the photo holding a plastic sword poking someone's asshole, he immediately understood who the eldest son looked like...

The youngest son glanced at him, disgusted: "Father, this man is so embarrassing."

Xia Chen nodded, agreeing.

[Perfect Location] Small Theater 2:

After going through many hardships, the twins of the Lu family finally went to the city's key No. [-] primary school together.

However, because Omega's brother Xiaobawang was too skinny, he failed all the final exams in the first year of primary school, was honored to repeat the grade, and was successfully in the same class as Li Beibei's little crying bag Alpha.Little Crying Bag started to cry when he saw Xiaobawang. He was so frightened that he flinched and ran to the second grade floor to complain to Xiao Gaoleng, the Alpha brother of the Lu family.

Xiao Gao Leng was reading a book, with candy in his mouth, he casually reached out and touched the little crying bag's head: "You are an Alpha, don't cry."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

Xiao Gao Leng was helpless and could only coax her.As a result, Xiao Bawang came all the way to the door, grabbed Xiao Kuibao by the collar and left, warning Xiao Gao Leng: "Brother, I warn you, this is my man."

Xiao Bawang's stature is not as outstanding as Xiao Gao Leng's, but he is full of momentum, frowning fiercely.

Xiaokui Bao whimpered in defense: "No, I'm not yours."

The little Bawang stared, and the little crying bag fell silent, whining in his heart.

Xiao Gao sighed coldly, his eyes were filled with worry.Ever since Xiaobawang found out that Xia Chen and Li Beibei had ordered him to marry Xiaokuibao, he became very domineering, taking possession of Xiaokuibao every day and bullying him all the time.Xiao Gao disdains this kind of elementary school-like liking, but also feels particularly distressed for the miserable little crying bag.

For this reason, Xiao Gao Leng and Xiao Ba Wang had a cold war.

In the past, Xiao Gao Leng would help with homework that Xiao Bawang couldn't finish.After the Cold War, Xiaobawang had to work alone until late at night every day, because he wanted to watch cartoons before, but after watching it, he had no time to do his homework.So every day, Xiaobawang would lie to Xia Chen with a guilty conscience that he had finished his homework.

And in order not to be discovered by Xia Chen and Lu Xingshu about his deception, he had to go to bed at eight o'clock every day.After everyone fell asleep, he would get up secretly and do his homework by the light of the street lamp outside the window.Tiantian was like a thief, within three days, he was discovered by Lu Xingshu who came back from a business trip late at night.

The little bully is miserable, Xia Chen has a sullen face, the little bully sits upright, and says pitifully: "Dad, I was wrong."

Xia Chen didn't speak, and began to reflect that he was too busy with work recently and didn't pay too much attention to his children. Gradually, he pondered the idea of ​​enrolling the little bully in a few cram schools.

Xiaobawang saw what he was thinking, held his mouth shut, and didn't cry.

Xiao Gao Leng rushed over after hearing the sound, and sat on the sidelines with Lu Xingshu to watch the play, and couldn't stand watching it anymore.Xiao Gao coldly tugged Xia Chen's hand, and said seriously: "Father, I will urge my brother in the future, don't be angry."

Lu Xingshu took out his mobile phone and recorded this beautiful scene, and then was glared at by Xiao Gao who didn't like to take pictures: "Father, please don't secretly take pictures of me."

Lu Xingshu's heart: too cute, my son is too cute.

The late-night meeting of the Lu family ended in Xiaobawang's repeated confession of mistakes. Xiao Gaoleng took him by the hand and sent him back to his own room.

Xiaobawang sighed and sat on the edge of the bed: "I don't think my father loves me."

"Why?" Xiao Gao Leng silently cleaned up his homework.

"He wants to enroll me in cram school again."

"You study too badly."

"You are bad, brother."

"I'm telling the truth, brother." Xiao Gao Leng began to check his homework, circling the wrong questions.

Seeing that he had done so many mistakes, Xiaobawang collapsed, and began to cry: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault for ignoring me."

"Who told you to always bully Xiaowaibao?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

"You are the elder brother, he is the younger brother."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm no longer an older brother."

Xiao Gao Leng suddenly felt that they were a good match.

[Perfect Location] Small Theater 3:

In recent days, Xiaobawang has been very worried.

Because he dozed off in the final exam, he handed in a blank paper and failed again. The teacher invited parents, and Xia Chen was very angry.Whenever Xia Chen gets angry, he will give the little bully extra homework.

With a bitter face, Xiaobawang went to the second grade to find his own brother Xiao Gaoleng, hoping that he could help him with his homework.But Xiao Gao Leng was very dissatisfied with the fact that Xiao Bawang handed in a blank paper.Xiao Gao Leng is a serious person. He thinks that he can write without shame, but he must realize his mistake when he falls asleep and turns in a blank paper.

So this time he refused to help Xiaobawang.

Xiaobawang frowned, and went back to his classroom bitterly.He skipped this physical education class. Anyway, he is a fool with zero marks in the exam, so it doesn't matter if he skipped a class.Little Overlord lay on the podium with his feet in the air, thinking about life.

"Xiao Cheng, are you alright?" Ban Hua's voice suddenly entered Xiaobawang's ears.

Immediately afterwards, he heard his baby kiss Xiaokuibao and replied: "It's all right, I'll just rest for a while." Xiao Cheng is Xiaokuibao, the child of Li Beibei and Xiao Ming.

The little bully hurriedly hid under the podium table, listening to the corner like a thief.

Ban Hua was very worried: "Do you want me to accompany you?"

Hearing the 'giggle' of his little fist, the little bully thought, he had already thought about it, if the little crying bag said OK, he would rush out and beat him violently.

Fortunately, the little crying bag also felt a chill, and rejected the class flower: "No, you can go on to class."

Ban Hua failed and went back to the playground in frustration.Little Crying Bao Guzi walked into the classroom, and before he could see the person in front of him clearly, he was slammed into the wall by the bully.The little bully asked viciously: "What's your relationship with Banhua?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw bruises on the corners of Xiaokuibao's eyes.The little bully paused, and quickly asked: "Who hit you?! Which brat hit you?! I'll call you back!"

Little Crying Bag hurriedly shook his head: "No, no..." He really hoped that Xiaobawang, as an Omega, would have the self-knowledge of an Omega, and stop beating up the Alphas in the crying class all the time, including him.

"Then how did you get hurt!!!"

"I accidentally got hit by a basketball..."

"Who smashed it!!! Whoever dared to smash me!!"

The little crying bag wanted to cry: "He didn't do it on purpose, really he didn't do it on purpose."

"Okay, anyway, whoever bullies you, just tell me, I beat him until his parents don't even know him."

Little crying bag really wants to cry, Xiaobawang is too scary.

But the little bully hasn't forgotten that, his eyes are fierce: "Then tell me why Banhua sent you back."

"She is helpful."

"Fart, I've noticed that she's looking at you wrongly."

"The teacher said, don't swear..."

"The teacher also said that elementary school students can't fall in love early, and you're still flirting with class girls." Xiaobawang snorted.

Little Cry was in a hurry: "I didn't!"

"You have it!"

"I didn't!!!" Little Crying Bag cried with a 'wow'.

Banhua happened to buy water and came back for the little crying bag. When she heard the cry, she saw the fierce little bully again.The water bottle fell to the ground and slipped away quickly.Since then, the news of the bully beating and crying Alpha many times has spread throughout the elementary school, and every Alpha student will walk around when they see him.

Crying is crying, scolding is scolding, the little bully is still good to the little crying bag.

He asked the little crying bag to help him with his homework while crying, and comforted him carefully: "Don't cry, I didn't mean to kill you on purpose. You see, the best way to relieve the pain is to divert your attention. At this time, do Math problems are the best."

The little crying bag didn't dare to resist, and couldn't speak of suffering.In the end, with snot and tears in his nose, he helped Xiaobawang finish the homework assigned by Xia Chen. After all, Little Crying Bag is No.1 in the whole grade.

[Perfect Location] Small Theater 4:

When Xiao Gao Leng and Xiao Ba Wang were four years old, Xiao Ba Wang was still wetting the bed, and Xiao Gao Leng was no longer wet.

For this reason, Xiao Gao Leng especially looked down on Xiao Bawang: "We are twins, but you actually peed on the bed for a year longer than me, how stupid."

"Father said it was because I drank water at night! You are stupid, you don't drink water!" Xiao Bawang became angry when he heard that, grabbed a toy knife and pointed it at Xiao Gao Leng, full of murderous aura full of milk.

Xiao Gao snorted coldly: "I don't wet the bed when I drink water, but you will wet the bed no matter what you do."

"Hmph! Then you can try drinking it tonight!"

"Drink it!" Xiao Gao Leng mentioned in passing: "Xiao Cheng is younger than you and doesn't pee anymore!"

Xiao Gao Leng was also quite naive when he was a child.

Xiaobawang threw the toy knife at Xiao Gaoleng angrily, but was stopped by Lu Xingshu who happened to be home, and was also taught a lesson by Xia Chen who happened to pass by.

Woohoo, it was obviously Xiao Gao Leng who picked it first.

Xiaobawang already knew how to make calls, so he sneaked out Xia Chen's cell phone, entered Lu Xingshu's birthday to unlock it, skillfully found Li Beibei's profile picture in the contacts, and made a voice call.

"Woooooh, Uncle Beibei."

"Ah, what's wrong with you, Xiaobao? Why are you crying?"

"Uncle Beibei, woooooo, does Xiao Cheng really not wet the bed? Why doesn't he wet the bed, woooooo, aren't we baby relatives, why doesn't he wet the bed!! Does he not like me!" Heartbroken, in the final analysis, I followed Xiao Ning to watch dog blood idol dramas every night.

"Xiaobao?" Li Beibei couldn't understand why his future daughter-in-law would cry and call him like this.Could it be that the little crying bag in his family can't kiss the little Bawang doll if he doesn't wet the bed?

Li Beibei thought to himself: A child has a very delicate mind, I must not screw this up and hurt him!

He slowed down his tone and said softly to Xiaobawang: "We Xiao Cheng pissed, but we will wet the bed, pee wherever we go, like a rocket launcher."

And the next second.

Xiao Ming and Xiao Cheng who passed by Li Beibei were stunned, Xiao Ming touched the back of his head and glanced at his short and short son.Xiao Cheng paused, then burst into tears.

"I didn't! I didn't pee! Woohoo! The teacher sent me a little red flower yesterday, saying that I was the best kid in the kindergarten who couldn't wet the bed! Wooooo! Dad lied! Wooooo!"

Xiao Ming was also quite embarrassed, after all his son was wronged.Logically speaking, he should strictly prevent such things and establish his own image in his son's mind.

But helplessly, the person who wronged his son is his partner...

Xiao Ming could only wrong his son.

Li Beibei didn't expect the little crying bag to pass by. While dancing and coaxing the child, the little bully on the other end of the phone stopped crying, swallowed his throat and said calmly: "Then Xiao Cheng is really unreliable as an Alpha. Spectrum, my brother has already stopped wetting the bed."

Li Beibei:? ? ?

What kind of operations do you guys from the Lu family do?Show or show?

Little Crying Bag: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That night, Xiao Gao Leng mustered up the courage to drink a large glass of water.

In the dream, he swims in the ocean.

The end of the episode