[Compilation] Nine Palaces

The magic stick: "I see that your seal is black, and I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster in the near future!"

General: "Oh? Tell me, what kind of bloody disaster?"

The magic stick picked up the brick: "If you fucking come to harass me again, I will slap you with a brick!"

General: "..."

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General: "According to your auspicious words, I'm afraid I'm really going to have a bloodbath."

God stick: "I heard that you are going to the battlefield."

General: "As a general, I really want to go to the battlefield. But as a man, I only want to go to you."

God Stick: "... Get lost!"

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God Stick: "I was Crow's Mouth before, and the battlefield is dangerous. Don't really get into a bloody disaster."

General: "But if I don't have blood and light, wouldn't I just smash your signboard?"

The magic stick gritted his teeth: "Your bloody disaster can only be caused by me!"

The general smiled softly: "Okay."

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General: "I can't come to you again during these days, take care of yourself."

Magic stick: "Go and fight your battle well. I have made a fortune for you, and you will win!"

General: "Is there any reward for winning?"

Magic stick: "The emperor will definitely give you a reward!"

General: "Haha."

God stick:"?"

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General: "Long time no see"

The magic stick: "Congratulations to the general on his triumphant return. Why did the general still come to my little house? I don't have any beauties in gold and silver."

General: "The emperor didn't give me gold and silver beauties, but only gave me an imperial decree to marry you."

Magic stick: "Bastard! Why didn't I marry you as my wife?"

The general smiled and said, "Because, the emperor's order cannot be violated."

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Magic stick: "Why did you fight for so long this time?"

General: "For you, of course."

God stick:"?"

General: "Only by beating the jackal farther and more honestly can I be with you safely in the days to come."

God stick:"……"

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General: "Why don't you make a fortune for us, I think we are very destined."

God stick: "I'll forget it, it's evil fate."

General: "Oh, never mind, I never believed in that."

Magic stick: "...then you ask a fart!"

General: "If you say it's a good match, I'll believe it."

God stick:"……"

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General: "It's a happy day, you seem to be wronged."

The magic stick tugged at the wedding dress on his body: "If you marry me instead of me marrying you, I won't be wronged."

The general held the hand of the magic stick: "Then you may be wronged for the rest of your life."

God stick:"……"

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The magic stick covered his waist and gritted his teeth: "I count the heavens and the earth, but I can't count my own life!"

The general reached out and rubbed his waist: "Let me help you calculate, you will always be pampered by me in the days to come."

Magic stick: "Hmph, you must have suppressed me!"

General: "Look, haven't you calculated your own fate?"

God stick:"……"

【THAN】