Fall in love with the arrogant and domineering him [Interstellar]

Meng Shishi pinched his fingers and counted. Tonight was the [-]th failure. There is no worse blind dater than him in his life. No wonder the blind daters on TV always tease that their blind date experience can be written as a book.

It turns out that he can do it too, but the title of the book and the content of the book should be "Teaching You How to Be an Infernal Police-Undercover Police Officer" or "A Guide to How a Blind Date Spy Can Successfully Subdue Criminals", or Or "How to tell if a blind date is a normal person", thinking about it is simply a tear.

Meng Shishi, who has nowhere to vent, decides to be a temporary worker in the traffic co-op. However, because in this era, child laborers can get part-time jobs after applying, which is considered a welfare.It was just a coincidence that an unlucky flying car that just flew over Meng Shishi's head entered his target.

Without further ado, he directly got on his own motorcycle and soared into the air and stopped in front of the speeding car in an instant.

Meng Shishi decisively took out his pistol, aimed at the owner of the car and shouted, "Come down!"

The owner of the car quickly fell out of the car and slammed the door. When they saw Meng Shishi, both of them shouted at the same time: "It's you again!"

"Why are you so lingering?!" They said in unison again, and each other was stunned. Where did this evil relationship start?

"Li Yuecheng, I have warned you many times not to overtake illegally in the city center?! I have identified you for overtaking illegally for more than 5 times. Now I have the right to detain your driver's license and arrest you according to law. You now You have the right to call your lawyer to defend you, but before that, every word you say is evidence in court!"

Li Yuecheng couldn't bear it any longer, and directly took out a certificate from his pocket and threw it on Meng Shishi's face, shouting, "Show me clearly! If you don't understand words, I will teach you how to read pinyin!"

Meng Shishi's nose hurt from being smashed, and he bent down to pick up the certificate. He was a little surprised when he saw it.

He was taken aback for a moment, then frowned, suddenly realized, and finally looked at Li Yuecheng angrily and shouted: "It's unreasonable, you actually used a fake ID to fool me?!"

"Fake, fake photo? Fuck! You are the fake police! Get out!" Li Yuecheng was about to get in the car, but Meng Shishi decisively pulled him out of the car, and then took out the light-shaped hand lock to completely take Li Yuecheng into the car. They were tied to the back of the motorcycle together, and they came to the police station slowly listening to Li Yuecheng's countless swear words.

After entering the police station, everyone who knew Li Yuecheng basically stared at Li Yuecheng with sympathy. At this time, Li Yuecheng couldn't help it again, and said, "Damn it!"

Li Yuecheng, who finally understood, once again lit a candle for his own misfortune. It turned out that he ran into the day when Meng Shishi's blind date failed again. It's unreasonable. There is such a blind fake policeman - the policeman is really more miserable than eating Coptis chinensis speechless.

Meng Shishi didn't know what Li Yuecheng was thinking. Seeing his ferocity, he thought he was very dissatisfied with him, so he pretended to be very vicious and shouted: "Why are you staring, when you see our captain, you will look good!"

Before he finished speaking, his head was severely kicked by the team leader, and then he saw the team leader step over him and personally help Li Yuecheng unlock his hand, and said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, Mr. Li Yuecheng. He I'm still a child, ignorant, if something offends you, I will definitely help you uphold justice!"

At this time, Director Angelet, who was about to go out for a meeting, saw Li Yuecheng, and immediately went up to greet him flatteringly, grabbed his hand, and said affectionately: "Mr. Said, our bureau will definitely go all out to help you complete it.”

Looking at Meng Shishi's surprised expression, Li Yuecheng finally found an opportunity to scold Meng Shishi and said, "Of course, if Chief Angelet can help me 'educate' your rookie assistant police, I will definitely do it." Thank you very much, especially when I am performing official duties, don't add unnecessary trouble to me, I will definitely be grateful to you."

Director Angelet immediately understood, and hooked his finger at Meng Shishi, Meng Shishi bit the bullet and followed Director Angelet into the office.

With a snap, the corners of Meng Shishi's eyes twitched. Before he could speak up, he was sprayed bloody by Director Angelet. After all, he blamed Meng Shishi, an idiot, for ignoring Mount Tai and rushing into them. Li Yuecheng, his boss.

"Director, I'm sorry, I won't have a next time." Shit, why would he meet this bastard Li Yuecheng every time he fails in a blind date.

"Next time? Do you want a next time?! I'm asking you to bring some brains to work next time, okay?! Get out!" Director Angelet pointed at the door with a clear face after scolding.

Meng Shishi suddenly realized one thing, what the hell!I ran into a gun today, no wonder Angelet was so furious, it must be because he was pregnant and was seen by his wife, he had nowhere to vent, and became cannon fodder and was scolded again.

When they went out, they bumped into Li Yuecheng, the God of Plague again. The two of them were like fighting cocks, and once again they had a tacit understanding and warned: "Don't let me see you again!"

Shit, do you want to say the same thing in unison?The two people who were depressed about each other, their brainwave frequencies were completely synchronized, and they spoke again: "I warn you not to learn how to speak like me!"

In the end, both Meng Shishi and Li Yuecheng had a mouthful of old blood stuck in their throats. Nima's karma is really getting deeper and deeper!

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Li Yuecheng didn't pay attention to Meng Shishi any more, and when he walked out the door, he saw the phone urging him to answer the phone like a talisman. Seeing the number of the caller, he answered it bravely: "Cousin, this matter is too evil. I'll talk to you when I go back tomorrow." You say it, because if I don’t tell you, I would like to crush that rookie policeman to death with one hand!”

Meng Shishi didn't hear Li Yuecheng's call, but had no choice but to return to his duty post, sighing, damn, why does he always meet Li Yuecheng, a scumbag who runs red lights like a criminal~ Police, shit!Isn't this teaching the flowers of the motherland badly?

Seeing Meng Shishi's colleague Haixing coming back, he said excitedly: "Shi Shi, which blind date made you vomit blood again this time, it's worth turning a small matter into a big one, and turning it into a big one so that you don't distinguish between public and private?"

Meng Shishi rolled his eyes angrily, and muttered: "┭┮﹏┭┮The past is too bad to look back on, I don't even have the courage to say it."

"Biao Jiangzi, Shi Shi, you have to understand what's unhappy about you and make your buddies happy. Being a traffic policeman is boring, so how generous are you to give us some joy." Colleague Haixing o(`////▽//// `)o quipped.

"Okay, let me just say it briefly, this time I met a well-known domestic institution of higher learning called Beast, do you know that he is actually a molester~children~pervert? Nima, if it wasn't because I am not a police~police, I beat him out of shape a long time ago!" Meng Shishi exclaimed filled with righteous indignation.

"You mean you just happened to be fishing this time online dating? And you met a child molestation criminal by such a coincidence? Shi Shi, Shi Shi, you really amaze me. Think about how you have been in the past three years. I have had more than 100 blind dates, and none of them were normal people. Either a psychopath or a criminal, can you tell me if your luck is good or bad?" Haixing couldn't help sighing.

"According to what you said, I seem to think so too. Haixing, it's too bad. If this continues, I will get marriage phobia because of the blind date sooner or later. No, I have to go to the Yuelao Temple tomorrow to burn incense. I'd rather believe it." It's unbelievable." Meng Shishi decided immediately.

Haixing patted him on the shoulder, looked at him sympathetically, his eyes were so sincere that he felt sad for him, judging by his luck, it would be very difficult to meet a normal blind date in this life, so burning incense tomorrow would be futile.

The Yuelao Temple in Earth Mountain was full of incense. Meng Shishi bought a stick of incense and a stack of golden treasure paper and knelt in front of the Buddha, saying sincerely: "Buddha, Buddha, I, Meng Shishi, have never asked you anything in my life. Things, I usually do good deeds, this time I really need you! I hope you will bless me not to meet those mentally ill criminals in the blind date tomorrow, otherwise I will become a murderer sooner or later. Buddha, you don’t want to see Is your lay disciple committing a crime? Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, I hope the Buddha will bless me, I will definitely do more good deeds, and I will definitely worship you!"

After Meng Shishi finished speaking, he saw a tall man in a suit who was very cool, handsome and domineering, leading a group of people past him. Because the man was wearing sunglasses, Meng Shishi couldn't see what the man looked like. But he intuitively felt that this was another bunch of local tyrants who had done something wrong and came to pray to God and worship Buddha.

Afterwards, he saw the man walking away, and he went down the mountain contentedly after completing the task.

The man walked to the back door of the temple, saw Li Yuecheng, then took off his sunglasses, his cool handsome face frowned and said, "Failed again this time?"

"Otherwise?" Li Yuecheng got very angry and saw Meng Shishi at the bottom of the mountain taking a selfie, and shouted in horror, "Cousin, it's that plague god rookie traffic policeman! Damn, it's really evil to see it even here!"

The man followed the direction Li Yuecheng was pointing at and saw the young man who passed by him, but he felt that this Meng Shishi was so ordinary, and there was something wrong with it, because no idiot actually took a selfie at the main entrance of the temple, holding a V gesture.

"Yuecheng, with your ability, I can't see that he will catch you eight times in a row?" The man asked curiously in a deep and magnetic voice.

"Don't mention it, I really get angry when I mention it. Do you know why he arrested me?" Li Yuecheng felt that he could buy a lifetime lottery ticket in this life, because no one would be as unlucky as him.

The man's sexy lips moved up slightly, and then he took the cigarette handed over by the attendant next to him, smoking lazily while looking at Li Yuecheng.

"The reason is that he failed the eighth blind date again this week! The muddy matter, the failure of the blind date has nothing to do with me. If it wasn't because of him every time, would I let that cunning Richard Chris go?" Li Yuecheng feels that if there is a lottery station at this moment, he must be the first person to win all the chances of winning!

"I just asked my subordinates to find out that Richard will appear next month. Don't let me down this time, because you failed eight times. I have lost [-] million this month. As for your little plague god, I'll teach him a good lesson for you." The man put the cigarette butt in the ashtray handed over by his entourage, smiled slightly, patted Li Yuecheng on the shoulder, then turned and left.

The author has something to say: I set the male protagonist as a little villain. After all, in the future world, no one is a white lotus. Even if there are, they are almost all white lotuses with high IQ.I think the black-bellied ruffian male protagonist is more in line with my appetite, and his insistence on principles makes him a little villain.Of course, when it comes to right and wrong, we still have to maintain the harmony of the three views. After all, this is a harmonious society, and we should write honestly.