Overlord makes people smart
Chapter 26 The Tire Blows
Murong Longtian no longer has any evil thoughts.
He clearly saw that his little lover's eyes were full of disappointment, and the indifferent eyes pierced the boss's burning love like magma to cool down.
Murong Longtian was silent for a moment, slowly propped up his arms, and was about to get off his little lover, when there was a sudden "squeak" behind him, the door of the captain's room opened, and President Ba's eyes suddenly became cold, he hugged his little lover and rolled with all his strength, The two people who were stacked on top of each other hugged each other and rolled under the sofa.
sofa!under!
The little angel finally couldn't hold back—even a cabbage can't be placed under the sofa, there is no sunshine here!
The little angel struggled.
"Honey, don't move."
Boss Murong Ba subconsciously asked, and just as he opened his mouth, he remembered that he had offended his little lover not long ago, and a bitterness surged in Boss Ba's heart, but he could only persuade softly:
"I know you're still angry, but it's dangerous outside now, baby, don't be angry for now, and don't go outside casually, okay?"
what the hell!
The little angel rolled her eyes in her heart, and was about to sneak out, but when she saw the pair of fluffy slippers walking beside the sofa, the little angel immediately shrank back, snorted softly, and lay down on the ground with a serious face.
In fact, there is no need to go out, after all, the sofa is spacious and the light is sufficient.
Yes, he just wanted to rest under the sofa and enjoy the sun.
It's not that I feel ashamed to greet the captain.
However, if the little angel doesn't want to go out, it doesn't mean that the captain won't come to him.
The sound of pattering footsteps was back and forth by the sofa, and finally stopped on the side of the sofa, covering one side of the little angel's face, just in time to see the slippers pointed at his face, and the captain's voice came from the crack of the sofa, which was very clear.
"Noah, why are you lying under the sofa?"
The little angel was shocked, he had already stuffed his whole body under the sofa, how could the captain guess it was him?
The captain took a sip of breakfast milk calmly, looked at the sofa that suddenly rose by half a meter, and knew who did it without thinking.
The human being did this, most likely to abduct the stupid little angel.But Noah is the mascot of their "Cute Angel Squad", so he can't hang out with humans every day, even if he is the boss of the universe, hehe!
So the captain urged very schemingly:
"It's dirty, come out."
It's not dirty!There is no dust under the sofa, it was cleaned very well!
The little angel curled up, thinking so in her heart.
The captain stood by the sofa and didn't move, obviously he wouldn't move away until the little angel waited.
However, the little angel really didn't want to go out at the moment, after all, such an embarrassing thing just happened this morning!
Noah snorted, and suddenly his ears warmed up, the captain's chattering voice disappeared immediately, he blinked, and turned to look at Murong Longtian.
Boss Ba smiled softly, and then smoothed the smile off his face the moment the little angel looked away.
The carefree little angel will never know how tormented President Universe is at the moment.
The nose is full of the sweet smell of the little lover, just move closer, you can pick up his petal-like fragrant and sweet lips, and grind them hard in your mouth.
But Murong Longtian couldn't do this!
The little lover already hated him so much, he would never allow himself to do outrageous things again, because he couldn't bear the more indifferent and cruel eyes of the little lover!
Murong Longtian's face was full of pain, he urgently needed to vent his feelings.
And what could be more calming than the beautiful body of your little one?
So Boss Ba buried his face in the undefended shoulder of his little lover, and took a big gulp!
Fuck it's so cold!
Noah hurriedly turned his head, but was caught by Murong Longtian who was chasing up, and he sucked hard again.
At this moment, the pure little angel really felt a gust of seven-level wind blowing next to his ears. If he hadn't turned his face sideways wittyly, he might have been slapped hard by the wind!
From the corner of the eye, he caught sight of the slippers leaving the sofa, and Noah quickly shook his head to shake the Ba Boss's hand away. Just as he cast a majestic look at Murong Longtian, he heard a door knock from the entrance.The little angel quickly got out from under the sofa, looked at the living room, and found that the first floor of the villa was empty.
The captain is gone?
Noah scratched his head, supported the sofa and stood up, thought for a while, then turned around and stretched out his hand to Murong Longtian.
So Mr. Ba was just about to stand up, when he saw the slender fingers of his little lover stretched out in front of his eyes, and Mr. Universe Master subconsciously caught it. Before he could react, his body had already made the most correct move——
Boss Ba pulled the back of his little lover's hand in front of him, printed his lips innocently, and let out a soft "chirp" when he left.
sweet!
Boss Ba was elated, and his soft and smooth little hands immediately retracted as if they had touched a hot oil pan.
"You, you, you, why are you always like this!"
The angry little angel rubbed the back of his hands, turned around and ran out of the villa, Murong Longtian was startled, only then did he realize what he had done, he hurriedly chased after him, ran out of the villa door but looked left and right, and couldn't see him The figure of the little lover, only an extended version of the car parked alone.
Could it be... Baby Noah, he escaped?
When this idea came up, Mr. Murong Ba was stunned immediately. Panic swept over him like a tide, engulfing Mr. Ba. His mind, ears and ears were all blank, only the emotions of remorse rushed towards him like waves. A heart full of scars.
Someone rushed over, but Murong Longtian didn't raise his head, he roared angrily:
"Ah Fu, help me book the fastest ticket to go abroad, hurry up!"
"President, you..."
Ah Fu greeted him with a puzzled face, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the emotional Murong Longtian.
"Stop asking!"
Mr. Murong Ba's eyes were red, he was tortured by this unparalleled sadomasochism so much that he lost his former pride, but he succumbed to that short sweet time, unable to let go, he could only roar with tears:
"This!
that is!
pure--
love! "
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
Four loud noises sounded one after another, as if responding to the constant ups and downs of President Ba.
However, President Ba didn't notice at all - in his heart, nothing is more important than his little lover.
Looking at the empty gate in the distance, President Ba clenched his fists tightly, his brows and eyes filled with determination.
No matter where he goes, he will find his lover and give him a grand wedding of the century!
"Click."
The door opened, and a slender leg stepped out of the car and landed on the ground, making a soft footstep.
Murong Longtian's originally sad face suddenly became serious.
This voice is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere before, could it be... Baby Noah? !
Boss Ba immediately turned around, and when his eyes came into contact with the person standing beside the car, the rhythm of his heart suddenly became chaotic. At this moment, it seemed that heart-shaped fireworks exploded in the air, bringing the the mysterious sound of--
"Boom-crack!"
The little angel is already used to the background of the fireworks that Boss would show off from time to time. At this moment, he just glanced calmly, without any desire to express his opinion. Instead, he looked down at the tires, turned his head and said calmly to Mr. Driver:
"The tire blew out."
"Noah baby, you didn't abandon me?"
Murong Longtian was overjoyed, he rushed towards his little lover, and when he was about to embrace the little lover in his arms, the boss couldn't help but shrink back, he raised his arms in mid-air, standing in front of Noah helplessly.
The little angel sneered.
Forgive or something, of course it is impossible!As a little angel, he was taken advantage of for no reason, how could he pretend that nothing happened?Their little angels are dignified!
The dignified little angel immediately chose to run away from home, and he was determined to use this identity to punish Murong Longtian.
If it wasn't for the database in his brain that stopped the little angel's behavior at the very moment, then he wouldn't be here now, but sitting on the beach comfortably basking in the sun.
As for why he didn't run away from home... Noah can only say that the world is really terrible and unstable.
As long as you run away from home, you will be entangled with two little gangsters with wretched smiles every minute. Unless the boss appears, even the little angel will not be able to escape!
He will also be dragged to the nightclub by weird bosses and smoke the second-hand smoke spit out by other people!
Compared with heaven, it is simply very scary!
After all, in heaven, at most, if you run away from home, you won’t be able to eat the petals you picked long ago, and you won’t be able to live in a bed covered with clouds.But that's not a scary thing. Heaven is always daytime, and you can eat wherever you go. Surviving after running away from home is as simple as drinking water.
Realizing the danger of running away from home, the little angel immediately dismissed the idea, he is not a little angel who will blindly starve to death for the sake of dignity!
So the penniless little angel immediately got into the car, took out his mobile phone under the heart-piercing call of Mr. Murong Ba, calmly entered the "Ex-Girlfriend Information Exchange Alliance" and sent a message——
"Help, my boyfriend did something sorry to me, and he can't run away from home, how should I punish him?"
Thinking of the wording of [Sister Bailian], the little angel deliberately changed her group business card and posted a second message:
"For help, good sisters."
Within two seconds, the sound of ding dong ding dong sounded in the car.
The group of friends seemed to have forgotten what happened last time, and they enthusiastically offered advice:
"castrated."
"Cheat."
"Cuckold him!"
Among them, there is a long answer that is particularly eye-catching.
[Sister Matcha]: It’s too cheap for him, listen to me, eat what he lives in, spend his money, LV bags, Prada shoes, Armani’s limited edition lipstick, don’t be relentless, just spend it!
The little angel's eyes fell on the words "spending money", and they suddenly flickered.
This suggestion is very useful!
Then, the tire flattened and the car broke down.
In the end, the little angel snorted proudly, and got into the new car prepared by Mr. Driver, the evil fire in his heart burning brightly.
Eat his, live his, spend his money, get revenge on him!
The little angel felt that this way of revenge was simply perfect.
After all, there is no need to doubt the fact that the IQ of angels crushes ordinary humans!
Mr. Universe Ba didn't know how evil the little lover around him was. His mood was very agitated, he snapped his fingers, and Xie Mei frantically ordered:
"Ah Fu, go to the company."
He wants everyone to know that his body has been taken over by his little lover!
He clearly saw that his little lover's eyes were full of disappointment, and the indifferent eyes pierced the boss's burning love like magma to cool down.
Murong Longtian was silent for a moment, slowly propped up his arms, and was about to get off his little lover, when there was a sudden "squeak" behind him, the door of the captain's room opened, and President Ba's eyes suddenly became cold, he hugged his little lover and rolled with all his strength, The two people who were stacked on top of each other hugged each other and rolled under the sofa.
sofa!under!
The little angel finally couldn't hold back—even a cabbage can't be placed under the sofa, there is no sunshine here!
The little angel struggled.
"Honey, don't move."
Boss Murong Ba subconsciously asked, and just as he opened his mouth, he remembered that he had offended his little lover not long ago, and a bitterness surged in Boss Ba's heart, but he could only persuade softly:
"I know you're still angry, but it's dangerous outside now, baby, don't be angry for now, and don't go outside casually, okay?"
what the hell!
The little angel rolled her eyes in her heart, and was about to sneak out, but when she saw the pair of fluffy slippers walking beside the sofa, the little angel immediately shrank back, snorted softly, and lay down on the ground with a serious face.
In fact, there is no need to go out, after all, the sofa is spacious and the light is sufficient.
Yes, he just wanted to rest under the sofa and enjoy the sun.
It's not that I feel ashamed to greet the captain.
However, if the little angel doesn't want to go out, it doesn't mean that the captain won't come to him.
The sound of pattering footsteps was back and forth by the sofa, and finally stopped on the side of the sofa, covering one side of the little angel's face, just in time to see the slippers pointed at his face, and the captain's voice came from the crack of the sofa, which was very clear.
"Noah, why are you lying under the sofa?"
The little angel was shocked, he had already stuffed his whole body under the sofa, how could the captain guess it was him?
The captain took a sip of breakfast milk calmly, looked at the sofa that suddenly rose by half a meter, and knew who did it without thinking.
The human being did this, most likely to abduct the stupid little angel.But Noah is the mascot of their "Cute Angel Squad", so he can't hang out with humans every day, even if he is the boss of the universe, hehe!
So the captain urged very schemingly:
"It's dirty, come out."
It's not dirty!There is no dust under the sofa, it was cleaned very well!
The little angel curled up, thinking so in her heart.
The captain stood by the sofa and didn't move, obviously he wouldn't move away until the little angel waited.
However, the little angel really didn't want to go out at the moment, after all, such an embarrassing thing just happened this morning!
Noah snorted, and suddenly his ears warmed up, the captain's chattering voice disappeared immediately, he blinked, and turned to look at Murong Longtian.
Boss Ba smiled softly, and then smoothed the smile off his face the moment the little angel looked away.
The carefree little angel will never know how tormented President Universe is at the moment.
The nose is full of the sweet smell of the little lover, just move closer, you can pick up his petal-like fragrant and sweet lips, and grind them hard in your mouth.
But Murong Longtian couldn't do this!
The little lover already hated him so much, he would never allow himself to do outrageous things again, because he couldn't bear the more indifferent and cruel eyes of the little lover!
Murong Longtian's face was full of pain, he urgently needed to vent his feelings.
And what could be more calming than the beautiful body of your little one?
So Boss Ba buried his face in the undefended shoulder of his little lover, and took a big gulp!
Fuck it's so cold!
Noah hurriedly turned his head, but was caught by Murong Longtian who was chasing up, and he sucked hard again.
At this moment, the pure little angel really felt a gust of seven-level wind blowing next to his ears. If he hadn't turned his face sideways wittyly, he might have been slapped hard by the wind!
From the corner of the eye, he caught sight of the slippers leaving the sofa, and Noah quickly shook his head to shake the Ba Boss's hand away. Just as he cast a majestic look at Murong Longtian, he heard a door knock from the entrance.The little angel quickly got out from under the sofa, looked at the living room, and found that the first floor of the villa was empty.
The captain is gone?
Noah scratched his head, supported the sofa and stood up, thought for a while, then turned around and stretched out his hand to Murong Longtian.
So Mr. Ba was just about to stand up, when he saw the slender fingers of his little lover stretched out in front of his eyes, and Mr. Universe Master subconsciously caught it. Before he could react, his body had already made the most correct move——
Boss Ba pulled the back of his little lover's hand in front of him, printed his lips innocently, and let out a soft "chirp" when he left.
sweet!
Boss Ba was elated, and his soft and smooth little hands immediately retracted as if they had touched a hot oil pan.
"You, you, you, why are you always like this!"
The angry little angel rubbed the back of his hands, turned around and ran out of the villa, Murong Longtian was startled, only then did he realize what he had done, he hurriedly chased after him, ran out of the villa door but looked left and right, and couldn't see him The figure of the little lover, only an extended version of the car parked alone.
Could it be... Baby Noah, he escaped?
When this idea came up, Mr. Murong Ba was stunned immediately. Panic swept over him like a tide, engulfing Mr. Ba. His mind, ears and ears were all blank, only the emotions of remorse rushed towards him like waves. A heart full of scars.
Someone rushed over, but Murong Longtian didn't raise his head, he roared angrily:
"Ah Fu, help me book the fastest ticket to go abroad, hurry up!"
"President, you..."
Ah Fu greeted him with a puzzled face, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the emotional Murong Longtian.
"Stop asking!"
Mr. Murong Ba's eyes were red, he was tortured by this unparalleled sadomasochism so much that he lost his former pride, but he succumbed to that short sweet time, unable to let go, he could only roar with tears:
"This!
that is!
pure--
love! "
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
Four loud noises sounded one after another, as if responding to the constant ups and downs of President Ba.
However, President Ba didn't notice at all - in his heart, nothing is more important than his little lover.
Looking at the empty gate in the distance, President Ba clenched his fists tightly, his brows and eyes filled with determination.
No matter where he goes, he will find his lover and give him a grand wedding of the century!
"Click."
The door opened, and a slender leg stepped out of the car and landed on the ground, making a soft footstep.
Murong Longtian's originally sad face suddenly became serious.
This voice is so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere before, could it be... Baby Noah? !
Boss Ba immediately turned around, and when his eyes came into contact with the person standing beside the car, the rhythm of his heart suddenly became chaotic. At this moment, it seemed that heart-shaped fireworks exploded in the air, bringing the the mysterious sound of--
"Boom-crack!"
The little angel is already used to the background of the fireworks that Boss would show off from time to time. At this moment, he just glanced calmly, without any desire to express his opinion. Instead, he looked down at the tires, turned his head and said calmly to Mr. Driver:
"The tire blew out."
"Noah baby, you didn't abandon me?"
Murong Longtian was overjoyed, he rushed towards his little lover, and when he was about to embrace the little lover in his arms, the boss couldn't help but shrink back, he raised his arms in mid-air, standing in front of Noah helplessly.
The little angel sneered.
Forgive or something, of course it is impossible!As a little angel, he was taken advantage of for no reason, how could he pretend that nothing happened?Their little angels are dignified!
The dignified little angel immediately chose to run away from home, and he was determined to use this identity to punish Murong Longtian.
If it wasn't for the database in his brain that stopped the little angel's behavior at the very moment, then he wouldn't be here now, but sitting on the beach comfortably basking in the sun.
As for why he didn't run away from home... Noah can only say that the world is really terrible and unstable.
As long as you run away from home, you will be entangled with two little gangsters with wretched smiles every minute. Unless the boss appears, even the little angel will not be able to escape!
He will also be dragged to the nightclub by weird bosses and smoke the second-hand smoke spit out by other people!
Compared with heaven, it is simply very scary!
After all, in heaven, at most, if you run away from home, you won’t be able to eat the petals you picked long ago, and you won’t be able to live in a bed covered with clouds.But that's not a scary thing. Heaven is always daytime, and you can eat wherever you go. Surviving after running away from home is as simple as drinking water.
Realizing the danger of running away from home, the little angel immediately dismissed the idea, he is not a little angel who will blindly starve to death for the sake of dignity!
So the penniless little angel immediately got into the car, took out his mobile phone under the heart-piercing call of Mr. Murong Ba, calmly entered the "Ex-Girlfriend Information Exchange Alliance" and sent a message——
"Help, my boyfriend did something sorry to me, and he can't run away from home, how should I punish him?"
Thinking of the wording of [Sister Bailian], the little angel deliberately changed her group business card and posted a second message:
"For help, good sisters."
Within two seconds, the sound of ding dong ding dong sounded in the car.
The group of friends seemed to have forgotten what happened last time, and they enthusiastically offered advice:
"castrated."
"Cheat."
"Cuckold him!"
Among them, there is a long answer that is particularly eye-catching.
[Sister Matcha]: It’s too cheap for him, listen to me, eat what he lives in, spend his money, LV bags, Prada shoes, Armani’s limited edition lipstick, don’t be relentless, just spend it!
The little angel's eyes fell on the words "spending money", and they suddenly flickered.
This suggestion is very useful!
Then, the tire flattened and the car broke down.
In the end, the little angel snorted proudly, and got into the new car prepared by Mr. Driver, the evil fire in his heart burning brightly.
Eat his, live his, spend his money, get revenge on him!
The little angel felt that this way of revenge was simply perfect.
After all, there is no need to doubt the fact that the IQ of angels crushes ordinary humans!
Mr. Universe Ba didn't know how evil the little lover around him was. His mood was very agitated, he snapped his fingers, and Xie Mei frantically ordered:
"Ah Fu, go to the company."
He wants everyone to know that his body has been taken over by his little lover!
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