Overlord makes people smart

The divine power detector, which carried the love and hope of the angels, was brutally destroyed in the hands of human beings. Its shiny and smooth surface was originally a beauty that is hard to find in the world, but at this moment it became sad because of the broken body.The slowly flowing vegetable soup seems to be its blood and tears, mercilessly accusing the atrocities imposed on it by human beings.

Noah couldn't help being stunned watching this scene. The captain, who had high hopes for the divine power detector, was even more miserable. He was so shocked that he couldn't even speak, his eyes fixed on the spatula.

The little angel opened her mouth sympathetically, wanting to comfort her captain:

"team leader……"

Unexpectedly, his voice sounded like he had broken some seal. The captain yelled out "Ah" in grief and angrily, and turned his head aggressively with a spatula in his hand to speak to Secretary Li.

"Tell me, what is going on?!"

"What's going on?" Secretary Li was still washing the dishes. Hearing that, he casually cast a sideways glance at the captain, and blamed him in turn, "It's not your fault!"

"Me?" The captain was stunned. He looked at this cunning human with disbelief.

Secretary Li couldn't see the divine power, and thought it was an ordinary spatula. He nodded and began to criticize the captain:

"Don't you just play with a spatula in your spare time?"

After hearing this, Noah immediately looked at his fellow angels, and Shu Kebeta nodded, acquiescing to Secretary Li's words.

It is indeed the captain who wants to hold the spatula all the time. That’s right. Since the detector was completed, they can always see the captain walking around the living room with the spatula in his arms when they go downstairs. He only wants to eat when he is eating. Put it down - after all, every meal has to eat so many dishes, it is impossible for fragile human beings to fry them by hand.

The angels fell silent, and the captain was shocked.

The whole kitchen inevitably fell silent. Secretary Li glanced sharply and knew that the angels were speechless, so he made a final decision:

"You see, you broke it yourself."

"No, it's impossible!"

The captain shook his head desperately, holding the spatula with both hands as if it were a delicate rose.

Seems to like it quite a bit.

Secretary Li sighed. In order not to offend this glass-hearted grandpa, he made a compromise first and replaced the divine power detector with his new clean spatula:

"Hey, let's play with this."

"Dangdang!"

The detector carrying the painstaking efforts and divine power of the angels was thrown into the trash can.

The captain shook his hands violently, tearing up all of a sudden, he wanted to take back the glory of the angels, but his legs seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't take a step no matter what, he shouted in a trembling voice:

"Noah, Noah!"

"Captain, what's the matter?" The little angel looked confused at the moment.

"Quickly pick it up!" The captain said, pointing at the trash can with a finger.

"Okay captain, no problem captain!"

Noah responded subconsciously, but regretted it a bit the next moment. He looked down at the trash can, which contained vegetable leaves and wrapping paper thrown away during lunch. Noah turned his head to look at the captain who was shaking like a sifter. Look at the trash can again.

a bit dirty.

If you pick him up, he will definitely become a stinky little angel.

"What are you doing in a daze, pick it up quickly!" The captain trembled as if he had Parkinson's disease, and he still didn't forget Amway's little knowledge of human beings, "No matter what is dropped in the world, you can pick it up within five seconds. Use! Hurry up!"

"Captain, five seconds have passed by now." Noah was full of confusion, "And why don't you pick it up yourself?"

"Nonsense! Can I pick it up myself?"

The captain stopped shaking, looked at Noah in surprise, and yelled confidently:

"How dirty that is!"

Reasonable and well-founded, Noah was speechless.

It seemed that he was the only one to do this matter. Noah squatted down and struggled with the trash can for a while, and finally decided to find a pair of gloves or something like that.

Although the garbage bag was newly replaced, and only a little bit of eggshell and pineapple skin was discarded in it, the little angel was still a little psychologically disturbed.

However, when he found the gloves and came back, he saw that the three captains who refused to go near the trash can just now were surrounding the trash can, like a few cats around a milk basin, and Secretary Li was leaning on the counter, wondering where they were. what to think.

"Captain, captain?"

Noah called the captain a few times but they didn't respond. He looked at the trash can, and finally walked up to Secretary Li with his hands still wearing plastic gloves and asked, "What's wrong with them?"

"It's nothing." Secretary Li shook his head, "I just told Grandpa and the others a fairy tale to adjust the atmosphere."

Secretary Li firmly believes that treating the elderly is to coax them, so after the little angel left the kitchen, he told the team leader a warm and beautiful fairy tale - the young river god.

This kind of warm and healing little story is perfect for people who have lost things.

It's just that it's been a long time, and Secretary Li also forgot what the version he heard was, so he followed it according to his own understanding.Men, is there anything that a dirty joke can't solve?

...Wait, something doesn't seem right?

Secretary Li thought about it for a few seconds, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong. He simply spoke slowly, recalling the warm story in his memory and began to tell.

"Once upon a time there was a young woodcutter, he was an old bachelor, one day he passed by the river, and accidentally dropped the [beep——] in his arms. When the woodcutter was in a hurry, he suddenly emerged from the water. A river god, the handsome river god took out three [beep--] and asked him, 'Young woodcutter, did you lose this gold [beep--], or this silver [beep--], or This long, hard old [beep--]?'”

The humorous story attracted the attention of the three angels.

The captain was silent for ten seconds, and finally couldn't hold back the evil thoughts in his heart. He asked secretly:

"What is [beep——]?"

This masking word is so evil that the man must be ashamed!

The captain rubbed his hands together and grinned excitedly.

Secretary Li was calm and calm: "Breadsticks."

"……nonsense."

"Then what did you say?"

"...breadsticks."

Secretary Li nodded in satisfaction: "Yes."

This cunning human being!The captain beat his arm hard, and the pride on Secretary Li's face hurt the captain's dignity as an angel, so he snorted coldly and said:

"There will never be a wild river god in the world!"

The river gods are organized, and now they are all playing mud in heaven!

The captain didn't give humans the need to popularize the life of angels, but he wanted to fight this cunning human.

However, human beings are definitely thicker than he imagined. Instead of being shocked, Secretary Li nodded and said frankly:

"I know, it's just a story."

After speaking, Secretary Li hummed a little song and continued to wash the dishes.

However, the captain could not calm down.

He returned to Shuke Beta and was silent for a while, then suddenly became irritable.

So it was just a story? !He has already made up his mind to make a wish with the God of the River, Hun Dan!

The sound of rushing water rang in his ears, and the captain tried his best not to turn his head to look into the sink, but it was too difficult, thinking that the river god might emerge from the water at any time, the captain couldn't relax, so he Even the detector that is suffering in the trash can at this moment is forgotten.

Calm down, calm down, he will not be tempted so easily, he is an angel with insight, not to mention that there may not be a river god wherever there is water, maybe in other places, for example, a trash can?

The captain's gaze finally landed on the trash can again, and he felt that there was no loophole in his thinking - no one stipulated that the river god could not live in the trash can!

Wait, what happened to the trash can?

Seeing this scene, the captain and Shu Kebeta looked at each other, and the three immediately surrounded them. They were ready to greet their colleagues cordially and friendlyly!

However, what appeared in front of the three of them was really unexpected.

It has a smooth and delicate surface, and a round yet toned figure. Even though it is covered with cracks and scars, it still raises its head proudly, leaps nimbly, and stands on the edge of the trash can.

It has surpassed its own limit, and it has surpassed the limit of the species. No matter who sees this scene, I am afraid that they will boast in amazement——

This is a magical eggshell!

It was obviously a broken eggshell before, but now it has assembled itself completely. Only the mottled marks and viscous liquid on the shell make people realize that this is not a complete egg.Even alone, the miraculous eggshell was not afraid of the huge monsters around it, but jumped happily on the edge of the plastic bucket, and finally accelerated towards a slowly moving giant!

The "giant" that was slowly approaching was the little angel Noah. He leaned over curiously, wanting to see what the captain and the others were looking at. Unexpectedly, he bumped into a fast shadow as soon as he squeezed in. Standing up suddenly, holding the things in his hands, he was dumbfounded.

"Captain, what is this?"

"Can't you see it? Noah." The captain's eyes were shining, and his eyes fell on the eggshell, full of bright light. He introduced in a proud tone, "This is what we found in the trash can." Yes, its name is - Shell God!"

"……Oh."

The little angel's tone was flat, without even a slight ups and downs in his voice.

The captain was very disappointed. He felt that the little angel had become more and more ruthless after staying in the world for a long time!

However, Noah at this time was only thankful that he didn't take off his gloves hastily—this eggshell jumped out of the trash can, if he didn't catch it quickly, it might have jumped on his face!

However, how could the eggshell suddenly pop out?

Noah poked the eggshell curiously, but the eggshell was originally broken, and half of it fell off when he touched it casually. The little angel was surprised to see a ball of dazzling golden light in the eggshell.

That is the power of the angels!

The eggshell fell slowly and rolled in Noah's hands. After a while, another complete eggshell stood up.

Noah hurriedly glanced into the trash can, only to see that the detectors of the captain's various treasures had already lost any power at this time, and the little angel said in surprise:

"Captain, all the divine power on the detector has gone into the eggshell!"

"Wow!"

The captain and the other two members of the "Cute Angel Squad" cheered happily:

"Then this is our new divine power detector!"

The captain is gearing up, eager to try: "Next, we just need to hold this eggshell for detection, whoever responds to the eggshell is God, and I will be the detector from now on..."

As the captain said, he stretched out his hands eagerly to take the eggshell. His benevolent gaze at this moment was like that of an old father who is about to welcome his newborn son. When welcoming the captain, just when the two were only a micron away from connecting, the eggshell suddenly turned in a direction——

"Shh!"

Before everyone could react, the eggshell had already rushed out of the kitchen at the speed of light and headed for the living room.

Noah was taken aback, and immediately chased after him. However, as soon as he walked out of the kitchen door, he saw the eggshell rushing towards the opposite side with a whistling sound, and plunged headlong into the white mass.

The little angel looked up along the white ball, and saw the belt tied with a bow, and the chest revealing a trace of honey-colored skin. He looked up again blankly, and in sight was Murong Longtian's handsome face .

At this time, Mr. Murong Ba was wearing a bathrobe, with the sleeves rolled up on his forearms, and the towel was still covering his dark and wet hair, he looked a little dazed.

There was a noise behind him, and several people in the kitchen rushed to the door. Before they had time to ask Noah, they heard Mr. Murong Ba's calm voice asking:

"You... who threw the egg at me?"

The author has something to say:

Yes, the fairy tales written by the author are basically equal to zoo romance movies~

I forgot to set the timer today, it’s definitely not without code words!