Female 2 Upper Guide [Quick Transmigration]

Tanghua roasted the bird of paradise!

Putting it on anyone else, this is actually not a rare thing.

Although the bird of paradise looks good-looking and its feathers are colorful, it is not an ornamental bird in the eyes of all existences. No matter how gorgeous its feathers are, in the eyes of many people, it is still just a food, or the kind that does not have much meat. Not enough food.

But these people do not include angels.

Angels don’t eat meat, or in other words, they hardly eat, because they don’t feel hunger and thirst, so they only prepare some food when they celebrate some festival, but the food is naturally cooked Do not touch the fallen fruit or the morning dew.

As for the tribute offered by mortals, neither Yu Jiaojiao nor the angels have touched it.

The kingdom of heaven is a place that truly does not eat the fireworks of the world.

But just today, someone majesticly used the branches of the sacred tree to skewer the Bird of Paradise barbecue next to the Tianchi Lake, and the smell of smoke and the smell of the barbecue wafted far away.

Angels are all creatures with a keen sense of smell, and it is impossible not to smell, so this behavior naturally caused a big wave of exaggeration among the angels.

It’s not that angels eat meat is a rebellious thing, in fact, angels basically treat all creatures equally, wolves eat sheep, sheep eat grass... everything in their eyes is just a naturally developed ecological circle, talk about it No mercy.

All the angels naturally don't think eating meat is bloody.

It's just that over the years, no angel has ever tried to do this, so it inevitably attracted a lot of attention.

The most important thing is - there are a lot of bird feathers she plucked beside Tang Hua.

The bird of paradise is not a species created by God, but the first generation of angels saw its gorgeous feathers and took it to heaven privately, and God never expelled it, so over time, the bird of paradise was left behind.

And taking the name of heaven is enough to show that the angels love it.

But the angels are mainly greedy for its feathers.

It’s just that angels never take the initiative to harm any species except for treating enemies. Therefore, if they want to obtain feathers, except for the bird of paradise’s natural shedding, the only way to go is the bird of paradise’s initiative to donate it.

Most angels are proud to have a garment woven from bird-of-paradise feathers, so you can imagine how attractive this is to angels.

But the horrific bloodstains by the fire and the dying cry of the bird of paradise all deterred them.

Except for Battle Angel, none of the other angels had ever seen such a bloody scene, which caused panic at first.

This new angel named Tang Hua has smooth and flowing black long hair, and it seems that his heart is not pure white.

Tang Hua doesn't care how many people are watching. As a snake, her stomach can be said to be a bottomless pit. She can eat whatever comes her way. Although she has never overeat, but if she wants her to be like the angels, then she must be Impossible.

So eating a bird of paradise is naturally not an accident. After all, there are creatures like birds in the snake's diet. What's more, if you don't eat birds, is it possible to eat these birds?

Tianchi is as clear as a mirror, and the woman sitting by the pool naturally looks peaceful and beautiful. Coupled with the curling smoke, it looks very harmless. Therefore, an angel who was bewitched by the appearance mustered up the courage to step forward, Opening beautiful blue eyes: "Excuse me, can you give me a feather?"

Tang Hua was not interested in the feathers of the bird of paradise, so he raised his chin and said, "Take whatever you want."

Someone acted as a vanguard, and the others rushed forward as if inspired, and surrounded her tightly. This one wanted a feather, and the other wanted to taste the bird of paradise.

Of course, the angels don't just know greed exists to take, they also give something in return—either a wreath, or fruit, or a beautiful gem.

In fact, angels are actually quite double-standard creatures in essence. For example, at this time, no one wants to seek justice for the bird of paradise. In their worldview, they have no right to interfere with other people's thoughts, even if the other party What was killed was the creature that had been with them day and night.

But angels only care about their gods, what does it matter to them whether other people are dead or alive?

As for their own death, they didn't even care about it. In their eyes, if they died for God, it would definitely be an extremely glorious thing.

But Tang Hua didn't like their enthusiasm, it wasn't because she didn't adapt, but because she didn't like it.

Tang Hua is a completely solitary creature, she does not accept companions, does not accept ethnic groups, this kind of enthusiasm, she only thinks that the other party is noisy, not that they are cute and enthusiastic.

Fortunately, Yu Jiaojiao showed up in time and prevented Tang Hua from wanting to drive away these angels directly. Otherwise, no matter how simple-minded the angels are, they would inevitably feel disgusted with her.

When Yu Jiaojiao came, the angel with good ears had already left, and the one who was slow to respond immediately hid the bird of paradise in his hand.

Although they didn't think it was a shameful thing, they subconsciously wanted to maintain a good image before God.

God doesn't eat these things, and as an angel who looks up to God, he naturally doesn't want to show that he likes them very much.

Only Tang Hua turned a blind eye.

Tang Hua doesn't really know how to barbecue. She grew up so big, she just ate it raw when she was born, and then let her younger brother do it directly. She never went to places with heavy fireworks, so naturally she didn't know how to cook.

But here she doesn't have a younger brother, so naturally she has to do it herself.

Tanghua still understands what is meant by 'adjusting measures to local conditions'.

What's more, grilling doesn't require any technical content. Whether it's grilled well or not, and whether the internal organs have been cleaned, she will be fine after eating it.

It's just that it will inevitably be in a hurry at the beginning.

The gauze dress made of clouds and mist on her body has long been stained with bloodstains, and she looks ashamed. The Bird of Paradise that survives beside her is angry and fearful. It seems that among the people killed by Tanghua, there are its relatives. Or a lover who has been refusing to leave for a long time, and the gorgeous feathers exploded due to anger and swelled into a round ball, anyone who looks at it will feel pity.

But Tang Hua didn't, not only did she not fall in love with him, but she even took out a branch and nailed him to the ground.

A word suddenly popped up in Yu Jiaojiao's mind——Fenqin and Boiled Cranes.

She doesn't know how this word came from, because she can receive information from all over the world every day, and many inventions or words are born in the world every day, but she probably knows what it means, it should mean that she A beautiful thing wasted.

Yu Jiaojiao glanced at the fish: "You are the body of an angel, you only need to absorb the essence of heaven and earth every day, why do you need to eat these things?"

Essentially speaking, angels can already be called inferior gods, and gods naturally don't need to eat grains.

Tang Hua said confidently: "I want to eat!" At the end, he asked, "Do you want it?"

Before Yu Jiaojiao could answer, she had already stood up and stuffed the barbecue into her hand.

The angels were taken aback by her bold move. Unless the god approached, no angel would dare to touch the god. They either thought it was blasphemy, or they took it for granted that they were not worthy.

Tang Hua said: "I think I roasted pretty well."

Yu Jiaojiao looked down at the burnt black skin of the bird of paradise in his hand, and didn't comment on this sentence. After a while, he took a bite and commented honestly: "It's been baked for too long."

The angels didn't care about Tang Hua's approach, and Yu Jiaojiao naturally regarded it as a normal thing, but even if there was a precedent, basically no angel would try it, and Yu Jiaojiao only tasted it , and returned the barbecue.

Tang Hua didn't dislike it either, and directly bit down on the place where the other party had bitten.

At that moment, Yu Jiaojiao's heart jumped suddenly, and after a while he said: "Don't do such a thing by Tianchi."

Tianchi is the birthplace of angels. The angel eggs born together by angels will be put into Tianchi to hatch. If the surrounding area is contaminated with the smell of barbecue, Yu Jiaojiao can't imagine what kind of smell the new angel will have. .

Tang Hua fully agreed, so the next day, she moved the grill into the temple.

Yu Jiaojiao's eyelids twitched.

The Temple of God is the most sacred place in the heavens. Neither the Archangel nor the God of War will force their way in unless summoned. Therefore, it has been deserted for decades.

But Yu Jiaojiao is actually a gentle god, she doesn't mind the angels coming in without calling, and even holds a wedding here, but Tang Hua is the only one who uses her as a kitchen.

In the grand and magnificent hall, it seems that there is no majesty left for a while.

But Yu Jiaojiao never cared about these things, so she didn't say anything.

So Tanghua grilled every day and every night, making Yu Jiaojiao feel like he smelled like barbecue.

But God is clean and clean, and will not be contaminated with any flavor that does not belong to him.

Yu Jiaojiao's face, which was as unchanged as a sculpture, could not help frowning slightly. The god known for his kindness and gentleness, said the words of rejection for the first time: "Don't roast any more, there are not many birds of paradise left. only."

This is not a lie, the birds of paradise in the kingdom of heaven have indeed become scarcer with the naked eye, Yu Jiaojiao doesn't even know how her flat stomach can hold so much food, and she has never seen her stop .

But to say how delicious the bird of paradise is, Yu Jiaojiao, who has tasted it, feels that it doesn't seem to be considered delicious.

But she almost ate the bird of paradise and made it an endangered species.

Tang Hua propped her chin and asked, "Then what should I eat?"

She is not a glutton, and she is not really interested in eating, but she likes to see Yu Jiaojiao helpless.

"........."

Yu Jiaojiao was silent for a while, and after a while, a bowl of porridge suddenly appeared in her hand, and she handed it over.

This hand seemed to be carved from the cold crystal that never melted under the snow-capped mountains all year round. It was not stained with dust, but it did not have a trace of blood. It was like a work of art that could be regarded as a national treasure, but it was as beautiful as it was beautiful, but it did not have the slightest popularity.