Female 2 Upper Guide [Quick Transmigration]

There is a fable in a certain children's book called The Farmer and the Snake. Yu Jiaojiao felt that the snake she brought back to the Taoist temple was the one in the fable.

There is an unnamed mountain not far from Qingping County. There is only a small Taoist temple on the mountain, and there is no one else. People in the Taoist temple rarely go down the mountain. They are almost isolated from the outside world. They only go down the mountain occasionally to buy some daily necessities.

The Taoist temple belongs to the Zhengyi branch, and marriage is not forbidden, and meat and vegetables are not taboo. Therefore, the Taoist priests on the mountain are part-time hunters.

The mountains have been covered by heavy snow recently, and even fewer people go out in the city, let alone their isolated place, but Yu Jiaojiao had a feeling yesterday, thinking that a breakthrough was imminent, so she went out for a walk.

Unexpectedly, the breakthrough didn't break through, but she picked up a snake that didn't go to hibernation for some reason.

Most people are afraid of such an ominous creature, especially since the snake is still pitch black and looks like it is poisonous. Yu Jiaojiao didn't think much of it, it was fate when he met him, so he brought him into the Taoist temple.

As a result, when she woke up, the black snake crawled out of the snake nest she made next to the little sun, and wrapped it around her neck.

Yu Jiaojiao looked at the black snake calmly, still thinking about the fable that he didn't remember clearly, and he didn't know whether it was boldness or confidence.

She waited patiently for a while, and seeing that the other party really had no intention of attacking, she pinched the snake's head and lifted the other party up and placed it in front of her.

Yesterday, because the opponent's body was frozen into icicles, Yu Jiaojiao didn't take a closer look at what the opponent looked like. Only now did he realize that this snake can be called a superstar in the snake world no matter what.

Although it was not dark, Yu Jiaojiao inexplicably had the illusion that she was a beauty in the world of snakes. She attributed this to the fact that this was the first time she had looked at snakes carefully.

She roasted and ate all the cauliflower snakes that appeared in the vegetable field before.

She threw the snake back to the snake's den, slowly put on the bloated cotton-padded jacket, tied up her hair, and said directly, regardless of whether the black snake could understand or not, "From now on, you will be the gate snake of Sanqing Temple."

For saving her life, she doesn't want her to be a cow or a horse, but just wants her to watch the door for a few days. When the spring of next year comes back, she can buy a dog and she can retire.

Yu Jiaojiao didn't think it was strange to say that to a snake at all. Since he was still alive after being sealed in the ice, he was still alive and kicking the next day. He thought it was a bit spiritual. She has become a demon, so she should be aware of such things as repaying favors.

Unless she's a white-eyed snake.

Tang Hua didn't comment on this, and wanted to laugh.

She has never seen Yu Jiaojiao dressed like this before. Although good-looking people look good in whatever they wear, people depend on their clothes and horses on their saddles. A good-looking dress can indeed add a lot to a person, but if it is ugly...

Yu Jiaojiao wore a flowered padded jacket, which was made of real flowers. According to the aesthetics of this era, it was a style that even old ladies would not wear. Contemporary young people can only see this kind of padded jacket on TV.

No matter how beautiful the appearance is, in this case, the style can also be pulled to the ground, standing on the same level as the village flower.

Really, no matter who it is, the first time they see Yu Jiaojiao, they will only notice the flowered padded jacket she is wearing, and her pupils will tremble, and then they will notice what she looks like, and deeply question her personality. aesthetic.

Tang Hua knew that Yu Jiaojiao would dare to wear any kind of clothes on her body, and she didn't pursue whether the clothes looked good or not, she only cared about the practicality, but at this moment, she still wanted to laugh, and she almost died of laughter.

Animals can't laugh, but some of their movements remind people of laughter, but Yu Jiaojiao has an inexplicable intuition that the snake is laughing at her.

Although she didn't make any sound.

But her body was twitching.

The most unlikely answer is often the correct answer.

Spiritual animals will always do things that make people feel "spiritual", and they will be filmed and posted on the Internet. Yu Jiaojiao does not have this hobby, but she identified her gender when the black snake was in a coma, and confirmed She knew that the other party might have some kind of ancient blood, so she had the IQ to do such a thing as ridicule, and what she laughed at might be her clothes.

Yu Jiaojiao was calm about this.

She doesn't lack aesthetics, and she also knows that it doesn't look good, but she doesn't care.

Because of the Three Purities Concept, I can only afford such clothes.

This is already the most cost-effective clothes. Although it is ugly, it is definitely not cold to wear in winter.

In fact, most Taoist priests seem to be living in poverty, but they are not poor. After all, alchemy requires money, and martial arts also requires money. Buying Taoist books still requires money.

But the Three Cleans Views are really poor.

In this case, who cares whether it looks good or not?

Anyway, Yu Jiaojiao didn't care.

So she just glanced at Tang Hua lightly, and then went out very calmly.

This year's snow has been extraordinarily heavy. Now is the Dharma-ending era. Even a person with real skills like Yu Jiaojiao can no longer be like before, wearing a short-sleeved shirt in winter without fear of catching a cold and getting hot all over.

The only one who can do this in the Sanqing Temple is Yu Jiaojiao's master, the master of the Sanqing Temple.

So Guanli saved a lot of money by not buying him new clothes...

People in the Sanqing Temple are eager to break through to the realm of the master, just because it saves money.

Their thoughts are so real and simple.

Yu Jiaojiao took a battered wooden sword that had been used out of the Taoist temple for morning practice. After a set of sword skills, he didn't feel cold anymore, and the tip of his nose was still dripping with sweat.

She looked at the black snake hanging on the tree, stretched out her hand, pulled it off and tied it to the sword, and went back to the Taoist temple to help her senior cook. She was a little surprised that the snake was not afraid of the cold.

All snakes have to hibernate, even if they have already given birth to spirituality and may become sperm.

Being spiritual does not mean that they can resist their instincts. Mice will still be afraid of cats, and cats will still like catnip. Nothing will change. At most, they will look smarter and more affectionate than ordinary animals.

But this snake is a bit strange.

Quite strange, to be exact.

Yu Jiaojiao looked at the black snake lying on the bathtub, and made a definition.

Ordinary snakes, even if they can resist the hibernation instinct, will become lazy and unwilling to move, staying in warm places.

But this black snake doesn't, it can stay anywhere, it doesn't eat raw meat and doesn't let others touch it, and it always likes to burrow into her body, if it doesn't know that she is a female snake, Yu Jiaojiao even suspects that she has been taken advantage of.

Spiritual animals are still not intelligent creatures, so even if a practitioner raises such an animal, he doesn't care that the other party will be present when he sleeps and takes a bath or even indescribable, even if the other party may become a spirit in the future.

As long as you don't treat the other person as a human being, and have a thicker skin, people dare to do anything to pets that breaks the lower limit.

Yu Jiaojiao didn't think that the black snake had already become a spirit, at most it was just a little higher spirituality. After all, in the past few hundred years, the spirituality has been getting lower and lower. It has been a hundred years since there have been no new monsters to register for ID cards. It has been verified that the end of Dharma is coming, and there will be no monsters.

But despite this, Yu Jiaojiao still felt uncomfortable being looked at by the black snake.

She also didn't know why this happened.

Black Snake didn't appear to be humane. Most of the time, she just stayed in one place quietly, and she didn't care at all when her body was submerged in snow. It seemed that she was naturally slow to respond, and she didn't bother to pay attention at all. Such a small one, if it wasn't so thoroughly black, it would be difficult to be noticed by others. Except that she doesn't like to move, she is no different from ordinary snakes.

However, it was she who was uncomfortable facing each other at this time.

Yu Jiaojiao felt that this might be because she had never had a pet.

Sanqing Temple is not isolated from the world, and Yu Jiaojiao is also on the Internet, so she knows that many people regard pets as family members and children, but to her, a snake is at best a strange snake who has just arrived at the Taoist Temple. Thinking about naming each other in the past.

For the first time, she discovered that she was afraid of strangers.

Yu Jiaojiao could only think this way to explain his behavior.

She hesitated whether to throw the snake out directly or let her see it. After thinking for a while, Yu Jiaojiao found a middle way - blocking her sight with clothes.

Then Tang Hua got out.

"........."

Yu Jiaojiao wanted to explain her behavior by saying that animals do not understand human behavior, but she felt that this was not convincing.

So she frowned seriously: "You can't watch."

Tang Hua flicked her tail, not only pretending to be stupid, but also as if obsessed with the warm water temperature, she fell into the bucket with a "plop" and floated on the water, her eyes full of innocence.

"........."

Tang Hua's body is too small, Yu Jiaojiao can't see the innocent eyes from her thumb-sized head, and even thinks that she is doing it on purpose, no, she is doing it against her on purpose!

Yu Jiaojiao is very sure of this.

She didn't feel angry, and even subtly felt that the scene seemed familiar, but science had already explained it. Although Yu Jiaojiao couldn't remember how the scientists explained it, she had already found the answer.

As for what Master said, she has Su Hui...

Although Yu Jiaojiao practiced cultivation, she didn't believe in it.

After all, she has never shown anything different from ordinary people since she was a child, and she has never recalled the memory of her previous life at all, so she practices martial arts, but does not believe in metaphysics.

What's more, as far as she knows, the master cheated in the early years... No, fortune-telling is not based on metaphysics, but a cooperative "private-family-detective-detective" who will appear in the investigation after investigation. in front of the other party.

However, the money earned in the early years was returned by the government to avoid disasters, otherwise they would not be so poor that they could not even afford pork.

Yu Jiaojiao thought for a while, but gave up the idea of ​​persuading Tang Hua, no matter whether she was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, she couldn't command anyway, so she didn't bother to bother.

What's more, she will definitely climb out by herself later...

Yu Jiaojiao stayed in the bathtub not for taking a bath, but for washing scriptures and cutting marrow.

It sounds absurd, but in fact, it is to use medicinal herbs to assist the exercises I practice to expel the impurities produced by eating five grains in the body. Dirty is not really dirty, but animals with spiritual energy will instinctively stay away from these exhaust gases.

After all, it is a biological instinct to seek good luck and avoid bad luck.