Diary of a male god

Chapter 3 God's Logic

Su Xiaoxiao despaired of this ruthless and unreasonable world.

She just acted bravely for a righteous cause, right?

Although I ate a little tofu unconsciously, it saved the male god's life, right?

But why would Mao be pointed at with a knife like this by the male god!

Could it be that the unlucky time has come to meet Pengcier?

Nima, even if you think with your toes, no one will use a rope to touch porcelain like Jiang Zi, okay? ! !

And now a male god who looks like this will also fall out of love, and also need to touch porcelain?Does this world still let people live?The difficulty of Earth ol has been adjusted to Epic! ! ! !

A certain male god must not be able to hear the roar in her heart.However, male gods will also be confused, especially a killer male god like Tang Lingsu, who can find that the whole world's painting style is wrong as soon as he opens his eyes.

The killer's physical fitness was not generally strong, and Tang Lingsu actually didn't faint at all.It's just that someone who is a Donald Duck in Sichuan is a landlubber who can't water.

But a master has a master's way. Tang Lingsu held his breath, planning to wait until he sank to the bottom of the water before walking ashore along the river bed.It's just that before he sank much, he was rescued by a certain nympho heroine.

Later when they talked about the first meeting of this oolong, Su Nympho almost laughed like a dog.

——Still sinking to the bottom and walking up?Shuzhong melon baby with fish lips!Fortunately, you fell into this small ditch (not)!If you fall into the sea, you don’t need the Mariana Trench, any distant sea will drown you, an ancient person who has never seen the world, in minutes!

Tang, who was disrupted by Su Yingqi, was also very sad.God knows, when Su Xiaoxiao's hand touched his head, Tang was so frightened that he choked on a big mouthful of water.

It's not because Tang Lingsu is timid, but...

As a member of the Tang Sect, I don't have a hundred and eighty kinds of poison-quenching concealed weapons that can instantly kill those who are in the middle, so I am too embarrassed to say hello to my fellow sect.

Su Xiaoxiao's luck is overwhelming, and she hasn't won a lottery once, but it doesn't mean she won't win in the future.In order not to accidentally injure innocent people, Tang quickly pressed a few hidden buttons to put away all those poisonous and prickly guys.It's just that he breathed a sigh of relief just now, but was frightened by a certain Su and blew his hair.

——What, what is this woman's hand doing!

Don't think that fried hair is an exaggerated description.Although the uniform is slightly more shameful, the Tang Sect killer is still very conservative (men) (sao) in his heart.In just an instant, all the guys that were taken back before were blown out.Fortunately, Tang Lingsu was still sane and took it back in time, so that there was no tragedy in the world where both of them died for love (big mistake).

Tang, who was hit by a salty pig's chest, suffered serious mental trauma.The dignified chief killer of Zhan Nitang in Tangjiabao, the serious and cold senior brother in the eyes of his juniors and sisters, was actually molested by a woman who looked powerless!It's almost ashamed to see people, okay?

Tang Xingren simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy without moving.It's just that he didn't talk about it at all, Su's nymphomaniac's evil hands don't even spare people who faint! ! !

In Tang Lingsu's life, this was an unprecedented dark history. After the two of them got acquainted, it was used as a joke of the Tang Dynasty natives, and Su Xiaoxiao repeatedly mentioned and laughed at it.But at the time of the incident, she didn't have any leisure time to laugh.

In fact, she was almost scared out of Xiang, okay!

The cold and sharp blade was right next to her neck.The sensitive skin on the side of the neck can even feel that thin line of cold touch.This kind of closeness without damaging any skin is almost crazy.

Su Xiaoxiao knew it without anyone explaining it.She saved the beauty this time as a heroine, but she saved an extremely dangerous person.

For the sake of her own life, she didn't dare to move, but the cold wind blew past, and her drenched body couldn't stop shivering.

——Hey, it doesn't hurt at all.No warm liquid running down the neck?

Su Xiaoxiao was surprised to find that even when she was trembling, the blade was still clinging to her neck, rising and falling with the slight shaking of the skin.

Su Xiaoxiao deliberately shuddered again, and sure enough, the blade did not damage her delicate (?) skin in the slightest.

——Okay, great!

Su Xiaoxiao's star eyes lit up, but Tang Lingsu only felt that there were dark clouds covering the top.It was the first time he saw such a hostage who dared to play, was so good at playing, and took his life to play.

Looking at the strange costume of the woman in front of him, and the surrounding architectural style which is completely different from that of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Lingsu felt an ominous premonition.

"Where... is this place?"

——The voice of the male god...

Su Xiaoxiao's brain froze instantly.

——Don't...stop...the ear...the ear is getting pregnant...

Scientific research shows that most of the nympho has a hidden attribute of voice control.Su Xiaoxiao is a clear case.What's more, this product is an aggressive voice control, Tang Mou's 2.0 aggressive deep beautiful voice instantly pokes Su's nympho cuteness.

"..." Tang, who was asking for help, repeated it patiently, "My little lady, where is this place?"

"Huh? This is Beijing City!" Su Xiaoxiao felt that her IQ was not enough.This male god looks quite normal, why doesn't even the city of Beijing know about it?Wouldn’t they be a trafficked (brain) (mentally) disabled person?

Obviously, Su Xiaoxiao's eyes betrayed her inner thoughts.Tang Linsu felt angry, but he didn't explode.Although he is a killer, he never bullies the weak.For Su Xiaoxiao, who can poke to death with one finger, Uncle Tang has no interest in linking his fingers.

Tang Lingsu calmly analyzed the current situation.He has also traveled around and seen all the great rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty, but he has never seen such an architectural style and such a costume.Even in Nanzhao, Persia, Huihu, Dashi and other countries outside the Tang Dynasty, he has never seen such tough and neat lines.

The only thing he is lucky about now is that the official dialect of Datang is also used here, so there is no need to worry about language barriers.But after thinking about it, he knew that if he just wandered around in this unfamiliar place, he would definitely have a lot of trouble.

——So at this time, we need to...

"Take me to where you are."

"I didn't ask... ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????"

——What did the male god say just now? ? ?

"Take, I, go, you, fall, foot, of, place, place."

— bingo!This is it!

Su Xiaoxiao's mind is muddled now, and the voice of a famous cv is echoing repeatedly...

——Wu Xie, take me home...

--take me Home……

--go home……

--Home……

Being ignored again, Tang was furious.He grew up so big, Tang Lingsu had never been ignored so thoroughly.

He laughed back in anger, and bullied himself close to Su Xiaoxiao, so close to face to face, the tip of his nose was almost at the distance from each other.

"Since the little lady is contemptuous of me, don't you want to take responsibility?"

Her face was blurred by the male god's breath, Su Xiaoxiao didn't care about any knives anymore.

She raised her hand abruptly, covered Cyclonus' nosebleed, and agreed repeatedly.

"yyyyyyyes, ido!"