Diary of a male god

Should it be said that he is worthy of being a male god?

The Tang Sect is born with miraculous control over various organs.This ability even extends to modern living appliances.

So the next morning, when Su Xiaoxiao woke up from her lethargy, what was waiting for her was a steaming bowl of noodle soup.

Tang Lingsu was still wearing the fantasy style clothes, but he was wearing a nondescript apron, and his masculinity was gone.

"This...you did it?"

Su Xiaoxiao's drowsy brain couldn't accept it.She picked up the bamboo chopsticks and carefully poked the sunny egg on the top. The golden egg yolk was like semi-solidified agar, still trembling slightly, and it looked quite delicious.

——No, no, that's not the point...

"The point is how people who didn't know how to use running water yesterday can skillfully operate those complicated kitchen utensils..."

Su Xiaoxiao babbled a long series of words at a slow pace, as if otherwise, it was not enough to express her manic mood.

"Kitchen utensils? What are those? Aren't there just kitchen knives, cutting boards, pots and stoves?" Tang Nanshen explained with a serious face, "Because there are pots on the stove, it's obvious. And the knob is the same as The shower one looks about the same. Although I'm also curious how it catches fire..."

"I don't need to explain. You see, the shredded vegetables are so thin and they are all the same. They must have been rubbed out with a grater... Eh? Speaking of which, do you have such a thin grater at home..."

"Sliced."

"..."

——Are you fucking kidding me?

"You always graduated from Neuist?"

Apparently, the aloof male god couldn't understand such a down-to-earth joke.However, the sentence pattern of "is...of" has been used in ancient and modern times, and there has been no ambiguity for hundreds of years.

In order to prevent communication barriers from happening again, Tang Nanshen used this classic sentence pattern to find a sentence.

"I'm from... Tangjiabao."

That tone gave people the impression that the third uncle was introducing himself with a Shencheng accent: "I'm from Tieling, my hometown."

This kind of statement with a strong local flavor has failed to attract Su Xiaoxiao's attention at all.

In her chaotic mind now, thunder is rolling...

——Don... Home... Fort...

"Did I hear it wrong, or is this world fantasy? Where did this guy, who is so stupid, but whose force value breaks through the sky, and who looks like a god and man, come from?"

—Fuck, I actually said it...

"I do not know either……"

Even though he was mentioned in such a disgusting tone, Tang Nanshen still had that serious expression, his brows were so tightly frowned that he could pinch a mosquito to death.

"I performed a mission, fell from the sky, fell into the water, and then... I was rescued by you."

Tang Nanshen summed up his bizarre travel process in one sentence.However, this explanation is better than no explanation.Su Xiaoxin's running alpaca can almost level the entire Himalayas.

"The speed at which you fell broke the barrier of the plane? This damn has already broken through the speed of light, okay!!! Do you think you are a spark hitting the earth??? Why don't you rub against the atmosphere to generate heat and get angry!!! Are you despising my IQ! Or are you despising my IQ? Or are you despising my IQ??????"

Tang Nanshen looked calmly at the crazy girl in front of him.In his opinion, he has fulfilled his obligation to explain, and it is not his responsibility whether the other party believes it or not.

In fact, he felt that such Su Xiaoxiao was quite kind.His unscrupulous seniors almost reacted in the same way when they peeked at him being splashed with water in the shower.

He touched the scene here, but Su Xiaoxiao was so angry that her eyes turned black, and she almost fainted again.

She slapped her chopsticks and shouted, "Be honest with me..."

"The noodle soup is cold."

"Don't talk nonsense! I don't want to..."

Before Su Xiaoxiao finished speaking, she was slapped in the face by her stomach growling.

It was almost noon.Usually at this time, Su Xiaoxiao is already having lunch.She didn't even eat dinner yesterday, and her body is in desperate need of nutrition.

Looking at the bowl of fragrant and tempting noodle soup, Su Xiaoxiao swallowed her saliva, and finally ate it spinelessly.

Tang Nanshen's skill in making noodle soup is quite good.Su Xiaoxiao was sweating profusely, and lazily retracted into the dry blanket...

……

……

— dry?

Only then did Su Xiaoxiao remember that she passed out wearing wet clothes yesterday, but when she just woke up, she was dry?

Take a quick look, the clothes are still the same denim shirt, and the pants are also fine...

"How did I get my clothes?"

——No need to ask, it must have been done by a time traveler.

Sure enough, Tang Nanshen said hesitantly: "I passed the exercises into your body and dried them with internal force."

Not to mention Su Xiaoxin's sarcasm, there was a reason for Tang Lingsu's hesitation.

——Their sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are informal.But in their world, under the general environment, the daughter's family's reputation is very important.In order to pass on his skills, he shook Su Xiaoxiao's left hand, wondering if it would have any bad influence on her.

——But looking at the portraits of men with bare breasts, backs, arms, and legs on her wall, there should be no problem... right?

Sweating a lot under the blanket, Su Xiaoxiao felt much more comfortable.

She got up and changed into dry clothes, looking at the door that had been restored to its original state, feeling a little complicated in her heart.

——So Tangjiabao is a carpenter school?

With this delicate mood, she went out the door and saw Tang Nanshen at a glance.

He was sitting on a hard chair, with his long legs stretched gracefully, his eyes slightly closed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Seeing Su Xiaoxiao coming out, he got up and stepped forward, reaching out to touch Su Xiaoxiao's wrist.

"It's no big deal anymore."

After saying this, he sat back in silence.

Su Xiaoxiao looked at his strange clothes, thought for a while, went to Ruan Yifan's house to find some clean clothes and a box of unopened underwear, and said, "Although I don't know how you got here, it looks like you I won't be able to go back in a short time. Let's go to the countryside and do as the Romans do, and wear our clothes..."

"...Alright."

Compared with ancient or fantasy-style clothes, modern clothes are as simple as a few pieces of cloth, which are easy to wear.The only thing to worry about is that there was no such thing as fat times in ancient times.But don't worry at all, the exhibitionist on the box clearly demonstrated the usage of Pangci.

Sure enough, not long after, a handsome guy in modern clothes came out of the bathroom.But he still refused to take off the metal mask on his face.

Tang male god's figure is much taller than Ruan Yifan.The loose and casual clothes were worn on him, and the hoops were a little tight, showing the beautiful and smooth but not exaggerated muscle lines on his body.

——Looks like it's better to buy some clothes for him...

"Tell me about yourself. I have to know your name and what should you call me?"

After a moment of silence, Tang Nanshen finally spoke.

"I'm going to Tang Lingsu, Tang Jiabao cut..."

"Click", the door lock made a sound, and then was pushed open forcefully, slammed into the wall and bounced back.

"Su Xiaoxiao, you dead woman, get out of here!!!"