Diary of a male god

What made Su Xiaoxiao cry was an extremely explicit message.

This girl warmly expressed her love to God Tang, and repeatedly emphasized that she is a cute girl with a beautiful appearance as if afraid of rejection!

At that time, Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but brushed a barrage in her heart

#Jemeimeng What the hell is that! 233333333~#

This beautiful and cute girl boldly attached her Koukou number and mobile phone number, and also sent a link stating [My photo, I feel like myself! 】

Then Su Xiaoxiao and his cheap hands went to order.

In fact, it can't be blamed on her being cheap, everyone has a heart for beauty.Even if Su Xiaoxiao is a girl, it doesn't prevent her from having a hobby of looking at pretty girls, right?

But when she clicked in, she knew what regret is...

To be honest, although this girl is not as beautiful as she said, she is not ugly, and she still has a middle-aged appearance.But this blood basin is big...ah no, what's the matter with the flaming red lips? !And the dark circles under the eyes like the national treasure? !Sister paper, did you tear-beep-fight with someone just now?Make people beat like this? !And that colorful, feather-like hairstyle, the eyebrows that are as thick as earthworms that are about to be successfully butt-butted, the two cheekbones that are plateau red, and the jaw that can be compared to a murder weapon...

It turns out...

#Makeup can not only create a goddess#

#ps wrong usage case 100#

#Let me take what to save you, aesthetically distorted Guliang#

Su Xiaoxiao took Tang Nanshen to appreciate it for a while, and then rubbed her new abdominal muscles from laughing, and started the great career of □□f5 key.Soon, a new post caught her attention.

This is a long review with a lot of weight.

A thousand-word long review!Someone Su really has never received this kind of treatment, this is the first time in the world!And it was written specifically for the female pig's feet, so how could she be unhappy?Even the lead actor didn't make a long comment!There are quite a few people licking the screen, and they can even circle X University three times.

"Look! There are also people who have true fans!"

Full of excitement, she smugly glared at the male god Tang, and then clicked on the post called "818 pulls a female pig's feet without a face".

But when she saw the first sentence, she felt that she had been deceived...

"Before driving 8, I have to lick the god-like male lead, and also ask for the best measurements, mobile phone number, and residential address. The male god nest announces you!!!!!! (*/w＼*)"

--I go!Why are Tang male god's old fans everywhere!What about the 818 female pig feet? !Anyway, a little professional spirit ah hello!

"Ah, let's get down to business. Let's talk about the heroine of this work. I have to say that this is the most unique heroine I have ever seen."

——Hmph o(￣ヘ￣o#), you have a good eye, and you actually saw the real body of the umbra queen!

"Nowadays, the female pig's feet are as beautiful as each other, and each is more beautiful than a vase. Even if it is only three-point color, it must be twelve-point beautiful. If it is an acting school, it will be even more tossing. If you have to use it A beautiful face is desperately pretending to be ugly, as if it can't show their acting skills. But the heroine of this work is completely different from these. She can only be regarded as above-average, barely lowering the national average Looks good, but you still have to try your best to pretend to be ugly... This kind of spirit is really drunk when you think about it..."

——Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

--ugly!you!big!Lord! ! !

——If you have the ability, you go into the water in winter, show the fragrance of the sky, the beauty of the country, and show the old paper, Hundan! ! ! !

"It's not wrong to be ugly, at least I have a strong sense of existence! No matter what, they are all heroines. If they are ugly, they should be ugly. For the sake of male gods, I will automatically p into the face of a goddess in my mind. Yes. But!!! Yes!!!"

"I! Meng! Both! Too! God! Really!!"

"I watched it three times from the beginning to the end! Except for the ugly close-up at the beginning of the film! There is not a single shot where the face can be seen clearly!!!!"

"Kiss, you are a female pig's feet! Read to me, female! Pig!! Feet!!! What the hell will you show your face? Meow? Meow??? Did you offend the screenwriter or the director? Except A long-range shot is a long-range shot! It’s just a Reservoir Dog-like paper with a close-up! Is it because you’re so ugly that even the camera can’t capture your peerless looks?!!!”

——Old paper is the screenwriter + director......

"It's fine if you don't show your face, but you even got a box in the end?! The last scene was abused into a dog! Hun Dan, what's the matter with you sinking slowly in the waves?! What's the trouble with your figure disappearing in the waves?! Let What's wrong with the heartbroken smile at the corner of the mouth!!!!!!"

"I counted it. Of the 25 minutes of the film, only 8 minutes are related to the heroine, of which 4 minutes and 30 seconds are only voices, and 50 seconds are showing a calf in the video (good leg shape √) , of the remaining 2 minutes and 20 seconds, 1 minute and 17 seconds is a long-range shot of swimming and struggling in the river, 43 seconds of various phantoms appearing/disappearing, and a 17-second back view. Only 3 seconds in the end is that A close-up of a hideously ugly face."

"But the strange thing is that even though there are so few shots, the heroine's sense of existence has not been weakened at all, and it has even been enhanced. It makes people feel that she is everywhere, and even never leaves. Of course there is me here. The acting skills of a male god, but I have to say that the roles of director and editor are irreplaceable."

"The tone of the whole micro-movie has always been bright and bright, such as the clear blue sky, the warm golden sunshine, the green trees and red flowers on the roadside, the bright clothes of the girls in costumes, and the colorful swimsuits of passers-by in the swimming pool... ...the only discordant tone is in the scene where the heroine swims to save people. The yellow and old color makes people's eyes slightly sour and tears for no reason. Compared with the bright main color in the film , making people feel even more desolate."

"This part of the film is also handled very cleverly. The female pig's feet actually saved people twice, one time saved the male protagonist, and the other time saved the little girl. Coincidentally, it was still at the same place. Almost the same In the beginning, there were different endings. Saving the male protagonist is the origin, saving the girl is the fate, and this clip just edits the origin and death together, making people unable to help but feel a sense of fate."

"But ah but! It's just a micro movie! Is the length of your film a little bit longer? Not a little bit! It's much longer than usual! It can be regarded as a short play! Really, in fact, as long as editing and editing, Just show me the first half of it! Hey! I was tricked into coming in by the trailer that was too sweet! Hey!!! Is it sweet? It’s sweet!!!! Screenwriter and director go away Roughly talk about life, hello!!! I watched it three times, and there is no signature of the screenwriter and director in the end credits at all! If you have the ability, please report your name! I promise not to beat you to death!!!!"

"In short, although this is a painful literary film, it is still worth watching. But the style of painting is really artistic! Is the main creative team a student of Jingying? Although some parts are obviously crude Come on, but this film is still very good. It is worth watching, and I can barely give it a five-star praise to encourage it!"

The audience, signed "It's not difficult for a man", commented on the work "Narcissus" in a humorous tone.If it wasn't for the heroine herself, Su Xiaoxiao might have been happier watching it.

A certain male god read the entire article, raised his eyebrows slightly, and poked Su Xiaoxiao's sore foot without leaving any trace:

"Heh...True fan?"

——Oh, your sister...

by: a certain su who is weak