Diary of a male god
Chapter 7
Chapter 7 Nan's best friend
After getting rid of that horrible guy, Su Xiaoxiao lay back as if she had no bones, and sank herself into the soft sofa.
She had just yawned and was about to take a nap.But when he glanced away, he saw that Tang Nanshen was still standing on the side in a daze.She was crying stupidly by herself almost immediately.
——The male god was still standing on the side, yet she showed such a lazy look.There is no image at all, okay?
Thinking of being seen by him with such an ugly image, Su Xiaoxiao only felt that the attractiveness of that male god's face weakened several points in an instant.
"Tang Lingsu, right? You sit down first..." Su Xiaoxiao, who had given up on herself, simply put on the posture of a heart-to-heart talk with a friend, and planned to communicate with this male god.
Seeing Male God Tang sitting back on the hard chair, Su Xiaoxiao picked up the bag of potato chips and threw it over.
"Try it, our specialty here."
But she didn't know that people in Tangjiabao were instinctively alert to all objects flying towards them.The bag of potato chips was still half empty when it was dismembered by a certain male god.
Seeing the potato chips splattered everywhere, Su Xiaoxiao really wanted to smack his mouth.
——Fucking meow, this is really unnecessary.
Su Xiaoxiao tore open another bag of potato chips as if venting her anger, biting hard, and said vaguely in her mouth: "What are you going to do now? Find a way to go back?"
What should have been taken for granted, Tang Lingsu hesitated.
"That's it for now, let's see and talk."
——If he hadn't come here, he would be dead by now...
A distorted and resentful face appeared in front of him, and he couldn't help clenching his fists.
"Crack~"
Su Xiaoxiao crisply bit a piece of potato chips, her eyes rolled around, obviously thinking about some bad idea.
"Since you want to stay temporarily, it will be a little troublesome. Our household registration system here is very strict. Do you know the household registration?"
Seeing male god Tang nodding, Su Xiaoxiao continued, "And...we have to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation..."
"I still have some silver taels here..." Tang Nanshen said, but his face suddenly changed, obviously thinking of something.
"Very good, it seems that you are aware of it too. We don't use money here, and a bank ticket is a piece of waste paper..."
"...I can go to work."
"You don't have a degree, so you can only move bricks... You don't have a household registration yet, and no one will hire you to move bricks..."
Tang Nanshen, who was severely crushed by the big / heaven / court, was completely lost.He couldn't believe that there would be a day when he was so short of money.Although not as good as the local tyrants in the villa, Tangjiabao has never been short of money, even because of the assassination business, it can be regarded as making a lot of money.
Finding that her goal had been achieved, Su Xiaoxiao nodded in satisfaction, "Well, you stay here with me first. I'll help you figure out a solution for household registration and so on. And you don't need to pay... I usually help pick up Cooking and cleaning the house, and getting used to the environment by the way.”
——Looks like this is the only way to go...
Tang Nanshen nodded, completely unaware that he had sold himself.In his opinion, since there is someone asking for help now, it is right to help Su Xiaoxiao.
"Then you can cook now, and I'll solve the household registration problem for you." Su Xiaoxiao grabbed the phone and turned into the house, then she immediately gasped and screamed.
"Don't worry about cooking, first help me tear up these posters!"
Fortunately, because she lived with Ruanfan Wang, Su Xiaoxiao always hid her cuties very well.So there is no pressure to direct Tang Lingsu.
Just as he was cleaning up the house, he heard a voice choking his throat suddenly.
"Nympho Su, you answer the phone! Don't stare silently, I know you are at home! You have the ability to be an idiot, you have the ability to answer the phone! You have the ability to raise a man, you have the ability to answer the phone! Answer the phone and answer the phone!" Answer the phone! Answer the phone! Answer the phone! …”
"..."
"..." Tang Nanshen looked vigilantly at the place where the movement came out, but when he heard the sound clearly, he couldn't hold back his face at all!
——Okay, I really want to laugh...
But out of politeness, Tang Lingsu still didn't smile, but his slightly curved eyes revealed a hint of a smile, but Su Xiaoxiao looked straight at him.
——There is no reason to be ashamed and angry!
Someone rushed over viciously, grabbed the phone that was still ringing and pressed it, opened his mouth and shouted:
"Fang Nan! How many times have I said that! Don't change my ringtone randomly!!!"
"Oh, don't pay too much attention to these details~" A slightly hoarse male voice came out from the phone, "I just called to ask, is your man running around naked outside?"
The voice was a bit lazy, and the little hoarseness made people tickle.
"...that bastard is not my man!"
"Oh? The Ruanfan King is finally willing to let you go? Congratulations... Congratulations..."
……
"Why can't I see his true face?"
"This... do you believe it yourself?"
"Ha ha……"
Fang Nan, 24 years old, Su Xiaoxiao's childhood sweetheart + guardian god, a super strong academic figure, what Su's mother called "other people's child"...
Since Su Xiaoxiao went to kindergarten, Fang Nan has provided all-round 360-degree safety protection without side leakage and rear leakage. According to the routine of romance novels, when the two grow up, they will start a love affair, like "I I love you, you love him, I don't want you to love me, I prefer to love you, you love me, I won't love you, and if you don't love me, I will love you..." or something.
Unfortunately, that didn't happen.
Fang Nan is a comrade, pure.
The attributes are the same, so the two have to be girlfriends.
Since they are girlfriends, it is understandable that the two of them spend twice as long talking on the phone as a team, right?
Tang male god finished picking up the house, and saw Su Xiaoxiao talking on the phone, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anti girlfriends...
——Although I don’t understand it, but it seems to be very powerful...
Su Xiaoxiao saw Tang Lingsu, and only then did she think about business.
"Nan Nan, I need your help with something..."
"Master, you are enough! Ever since you were a child, every time you get into trouble, let me clean up the mess for you! Hurry up and find a reliable next home, and don't bother me all the time."
"I'll try my best... haven't I found it yet?" Su Xiaoxiao laughed along, nodding her head like a dog's leg, "This matter is more complicated, and you still have to do it all the time... Didn't I save a handsome guy, and ended up bringing After returning home, I found out that he was a black household..."
"You go to the Pian'er police for registration, why are you looking for me?"
"I don't want your temporary workers to solve it..."
"Who said his belongs to my family? Who is that bastard? Why don't I know him?"
The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly rose, and the voice was lost in anger.
Su Xiaoxiao was startled, and held the phone far away, only to close it to her ear when she heard the voice on the other side get quieter.
"Are you fighting?"
"Three weeks! No one home for three weeks! No phone calls! No one in the police station! No one answered the fucking police!"
——Hehe, it's strange that someone took up the disappearance case of the captain of the criminal police brigade...
"Forget it, send your photos and information, and I'll take care of it for you!"
"Didn't you say you couldn't find your family?"
"Then don't worry about it, I'll do it for you anyway!"
"...Then, that's fine."
The other person hung up the phone angrily, but Su Xiaoxiao suddenly regretted it.
——Fang Nan, won't he have another convulsion, right?
After getting rid of that horrible guy, Su Xiaoxiao lay back as if she had no bones, and sank herself into the soft sofa.
She had just yawned and was about to take a nap.But when he glanced away, he saw that Tang Nanshen was still standing on the side in a daze.She was crying stupidly by herself almost immediately.
——The male god was still standing on the side, yet she showed such a lazy look.There is no image at all, okay?
Thinking of being seen by him with such an ugly image, Su Xiaoxiao only felt that the attractiveness of that male god's face weakened several points in an instant.
"Tang Lingsu, right? You sit down first..." Su Xiaoxiao, who had given up on herself, simply put on the posture of a heart-to-heart talk with a friend, and planned to communicate with this male god.
Seeing Male God Tang sitting back on the hard chair, Su Xiaoxiao picked up the bag of potato chips and threw it over.
"Try it, our specialty here."
But she didn't know that people in Tangjiabao were instinctively alert to all objects flying towards them.The bag of potato chips was still half empty when it was dismembered by a certain male god.
Seeing the potato chips splattered everywhere, Su Xiaoxiao really wanted to smack his mouth.
——Fucking meow, this is really unnecessary.
Su Xiaoxiao tore open another bag of potato chips as if venting her anger, biting hard, and said vaguely in her mouth: "What are you going to do now? Find a way to go back?"
What should have been taken for granted, Tang Lingsu hesitated.
"That's it for now, let's see and talk."
——If he hadn't come here, he would be dead by now...
A distorted and resentful face appeared in front of him, and he couldn't help clenching his fists.
"Crack~"
Su Xiaoxiao crisply bit a piece of potato chips, her eyes rolled around, obviously thinking about some bad idea.
"Since you want to stay temporarily, it will be a little troublesome. Our household registration system here is very strict. Do you know the household registration?"
Seeing male god Tang nodding, Su Xiaoxiao continued, "And...we have to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation..."
"I still have some silver taels here..." Tang Nanshen said, but his face suddenly changed, obviously thinking of something.
"Very good, it seems that you are aware of it too. We don't use money here, and a bank ticket is a piece of waste paper..."
"...I can go to work."
"You don't have a degree, so you can only move bricks... You don't have a household registration yet, and no one will hire you to move bricks..."
Tang Nanshen, who was severely crushed by the big / heaven / court, was completely lost.He couldn't believe that there would be a day when he was so short of money.Although not as good as the local tyrants in the villa, Tangjiabao has never been short of money, even because of the assassination business, it can be regarded as making a lot of money.
Finding that her goal had been achieved, Su Xiaoxiao nodded in satisfaction, "Well, you stay here with me first. I'll help you figure out a solution for household registration and so on. And you don't need to pay... I usually help pick up Cooking and cleaning the house, and getting used to the environment by the way.”
——Looks like this is the only way to go...
Tang Nanshen nodded, completely unaware that he had sold himself.In his opinion, since there is someone asking for help now, it is right to help Su Xiaoxiao.
"Then you can cook now, and I'll solve the household registration problem for you." Su Xiaoxiao grabbed the phone and turned into the house, then she immediately gasped and screamed.
"Don't worry about cooking, first help me tear up these posters!"
Fortunately, because she lived with Ruanfan Wang, Su Xiaoxiao always hid her cuties very well.So there is no pressure to direct Tang Lingsu.
Just as he was cleaning up the house, he heard a voice choking his throat suddenly.
"Nympho Su, you answer the phone! Don't stare silently, I know you are at home! You have the ability to be an idiot, you have the ability to answer the phone! You have the ability to raise a man, you have the ability to answer the phone! Answer the phone and answer the phone!" Answer the phone! Answer the phone! Answer the phone! …”
"..."
"..." Tang Nanshen looked vigilantly at the place where the movement came out, but when he heard the sound clearly, he couldn't hold back his face at all!
——Okay, I really want to laugh...
But out of politeness, Tang Lingsu still didn't smile, but his slightly curved eyes revealed a hint of a smile, but Su Xiaoxiao looked straight at him.
——There is no reason to be ashamed and angry!
Someone rushed over viciously, grabbed the phone that was still ringing and pressed it, opened his mouth and shouted:
"Fang Nan! How many times have I said that! Don't change my ringtone randomly!!!"
"Oh, don't pay too much attention to these details~" A slightly hoarse male voice came out from the phone, "I just called to ask, is your man running around naked outside?"
The voice was a bit lazy, and the little hoarseness made people tickle.
"...that bastard is not my man!"
"Oh? The Ruanfan King is finally willing to let you go? Congratulations... Congratulations..."
……
"Why can't I see his true face?"
"This... do you believe it yourself?"
"Ha ha……"
Fang Nan, 24 years old, Su Xiaoxiao's childhood sweetheart + guardian god, a super strong academic figure, what Su's mother called "other people's child"...
Since Su Xiaoxiao went to kindergarten, Fang Nan has provided all-round 360-degree safety protection without side leakage and rear leakage. According to the routine of romance novels, when the two grow up, they will start a love affair, like "I I love you, you love him, I don't want you to love me, I prefer to love you, you love me, I won't love you, and if you don't love me, I will love you..." or something.
Unfortunately, that didn't happen.
Fang Nan is a comrade, pure.
The attributes are the same, so the two have to be girlfriends.
Since they are girlfriends, it is understandable that the two of them spend twice as long talking on the phone as a team, right?
Tang male god finished picking up the house, and saw Su Xiaoxiao talking on the phone, blah blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anti girlfriends...
——Although I don’t understand it, but it seems to be very powerful...
Su Xiaoxiao saw Tang Lingsu, and only then did she think about business.
"Nan Nan, I need your help with something..."
"Master, you are enough! Ever since you were a child, every time you get into trouble, let me clean up the mess for you! Hurry up and find a reliable next home, and don't bother me all the time."
"I'll try my best... haven't I found it yet?" Su Xiaoxiao laughed along, nodding her head like a dog's leg, "This matter is more complicated, and you still have to do it all the time... Didn't I save a handsome guy, and ended up bringing After returning home, I found out that he was a black household..."
"You go to the Pian'er police for registration, why are you looking for me?"
"I don't want your temporary workers to solve it..."
"Who said his belongs to my family? Who is that bastard? Why don't I know him?"
The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly rose, and the voice was lost in anger.
Su Xiaoxiao was startled, and held the phone far away, only to close it to her ear when she heard the voice on the other side get quieter.
"Are you fighting?"
"Three weeks! No one home for three weeks! No phone calls! No one in the police station! No one answered the fucking police!"
——Hehe, it's strange that someone took up the disappearance case of the captain of the criminal police brigade...
"Forget it, send your photos and information, and I'll take care of it for you!"
"Didn't you say you couldn't find your family?"
"Then don't worry about it, I'll do it for you anyway!"
"...Then, that's fine."
The other person hung up the phone angrily, but Su Xiaoxiao suddenly regretted it.
——Fang Nan, won't he have another convulsion, right?
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