[Comprehensive] Someone will always fall in love with me

The sky is very blue, there is a slight wind, and it is pleasant and cool. He always leans on the sidewalk chair, his face full of lifelessness.

Sitting next to him was a girl with long black and straight breasts, talking non-stop, and laughing like silver bells. If an ordinary adolescent boy, he might fall under the big breasts of this girl with long black straight. It's below the chest, but Yongjin, a dead otaku who doesn't understand the style, Yingliang insists on putting on a cold face against the envious and jealous murderous eyes of the male compatriots passing by, which makes people watching the goddess I hate it to death!

Ahhhhh!That's the most famous girl singer Seto Hanako recently!How dare you treat the goddess like this!

All the real nerds were sad and angry.

However, the scene where the blood vessels of the otaku boys burst had another interpretation in Jin Mu's eyes.

Ah, it's so eye-catching, that bitch dared to seduce Ying, and Ying was too shy to look at her, don't believe her, the more beautiful a woman is, the more poisonous she is, Ying, don't be fooled by her, this disgusting woman !

ah! ! !Bitch, where are you touching, Ying, you idiot, she is touching your hand, you don't know how to fight back after being taken advantage of, your brain is full of muddy idiots!

Jin Mu kicked away the class committee member who was blocking the way in front of him, and walked aggressively in the direction of Yongjin.

On the other side, Yongjin, who just accidentally fell down and was helped up by Hei Changzhi's sister, said that the brain tonic is a disease that can be cured!

"Really, which ungrateful guy threw the banana peel on the ground, Yongjin-san, are you okay?" Hei Changzhi's girl cared for Yongjin who slipped on the banana peel in a soft voice.

Homeboys without public morality: For the sake of the goddess, you must let the goddess see the true face of that bastard!

Yongjin. Bastard. Yingliang felt a little pain from being hit by an arrow in his knee.Maybe it was because of a fall, thinking this way, Yongjin took his hand out of the girl's hand indifferently, and helped the earphones hanging around his neck: "Ah, it's okay, it's because I was too fascinated by the music, Didn't notice anything on the ground."

Too fascinated by listening to music?Co-author of all the things she said just now are playing the piano with the cow?

The smile on the girl's face froze for a moment, and then she smiled more gently and beautifully: "Then please don't listen anymore, just walk well~"

Homeboys: Ahhh!The goddess is so gentle!You bastard, how can you let the goddess treat you like this!

Kaneki: Hehe~ If you pull out that woman's tongue, she will definitely make a nice scream~

Yong Jin nodded disapprovingly, put the earphones back on, and turned the volume to the maximum by the way.

The girl walked awkwardly with Yongyuan on the forest path, the sunlight shone in through the gaps in the leaves, sprinkled a mottled trace, making the facial features of the long black girl softer.

Looking from a distance, they are really a well-matched couple.

The class committee carefully looked at the scene, no matter how you looked at it, they thought it was a couple, and whispered to Kaneki who was hiding behind the tree: "Kaneki-san~ why did you follow them? Is it because of that Seto Hanako? I didn't expect You're still so boyish~ But I obviously already have someone, so don't disturb the young couple's relationship..." The class committee's voice stopped abruptly, and a little cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Because he heard the disgusting word "little couple", Jin Mu turned his head and stared at the class committee, as if looking at a dead person, the madness accumulated in his eyes was shocking, the whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and even his usually black eyes All showed blood.

The class committee felt that this might be murderous intent.

It gave her goosebumps all over her body, every hair stood on end declaring danger, but it was strangely exciting and refreshing, Jin Mu-sang, who always despises herself, looked at me, as if I was the only one in his world, ah ~So excited, so happy and swollen~o(≧v≦)o~~

Seeing the blushing on the class committee member's face, Jin Mu frowned and snorted coldly: "Shut up, I don't want to hear your voice from now on!"

The class committee member made a movement of pulling his mouth and closing the zipper with a happy face.

It's really disgusting, but now is not the time to deal with these things, does that damned woman really want to get rid of it, dare to seduce Ying!

"That, Mr. Yongjin..." Hei Changzhi stopped, and softly called the name of the boy next to her, with a shy expression on her face.

Yongjin walked straight forward, turned on the loudest volume, and now he can only hear the world's yoyo checker~╮(╯▽╰)╭

Black long straight girl: Convex!Anyway, give my mother some face!

Gently grabbing the hem of the boy's clothes, the boy turned his head to look at the dark, straight girl in doubt.

"Yongjin-kun, in fact, I have been..." The girl lightly bites her cherry lips, crosses her hands on her chest, and squeezes her arms to reveal the beautiful shape of the girl's breasts, which is extraordinarily attractive. There was a little blush, which belonged to the beauty of a girl.

Yongjin:?

A gust of breeze blew, the girl smelled a slight cold fragrance, and then was hit by a soft body, the black long straight girl with an unstable center of gravity was about to fall, but was unexpectedly embraced by a soft but cold embrace .

"Are you okay?" The young man's voice was a little cold, like the ding-dong of a clear spring in the mountains.

Looking up at the source of the sound, Hei Changzhi felt that she might have fallen in love at first sight.

A young man with black hair, fair skin, charming eyes like obsidian, and a charming mole in the corner of his eye, enchanting and beautiful.

"I'm sorry, I bumped into you by accident." The young man smiled, as refreshing as the coolest wind in autumn.

No wonder!I bumped into you on purpose, dead woman!

"No, it's okay!" Hei Changzhi's face was blushing, and she had already forgotten the planned confession to the horizon.

#男神Seeing that I am confessing to someone, what should I do!Wait online! #

"Are you okay? That's good!"

The bones of the body are quite good, maybe it will taste unexpectedly after chewing~

The young man smiled purely like an angel.

"Jin Mu? Why are you here?" Yong Jin immediately removed the earphones from his ears when he saw his friend, overjoyed.

"Why, can't I be here?" Did it bother you to fall in love?Stupid forever!

"I didn't mean that, I just, uh, hehe~" Yongjin looked at his friend whom he hadn't seen for a few days, and was so excited that he didn't know what to say, but in the end he just giggled a few times.

"It's really... still the same stupid..." Seeing Ying's stupid look, Jin Mu softened his expression, Ying is so stupid, he really can't be allowed to associate with that kind of bad woman!

After laughing for a while, Yong Jin noticed Kaneki's black hair, and his eyes widened in surprise: "Ah? Kaneki, your hair..."

Jin Mu lightly pulled the black hair on his head, and smiled: "Is this it? Because the white hair is too dazzling, I don't like it, so I dyed it black again, is it okay?"

How can I let Ying see that old and ugly me? In Ying's eyes, I should be beautiful. Forget about the white hair or something!

"Well, Jin Mu, as long as you are happy." Yong Jin put his hands behind his head and smiled naturally.

Kaneki gave a soft smile.

The shadow of the tree and the woman's robe, the boy and the boy freeze into a beautiful picture at this moment.

The black long straight girl who is the background board:  …

Otaku pretending to be the goddess of leaf protection:  …

Class Committee: ...

#Why the male god and boyfriend smile so sweetly#

#On the Possibility of Male God and Boyfriend Stirring Up#

#The whole world feels that they are showing affection, what should I do as a girlfriend#

#The day when the three views of straight men collapsed#

The black long straight girl put on a Σ(°△°|||)︴ expression, bent forward in frustration.

"Ah, by the way, I haven't wanted you to introduce me yet. This is Ms. Seto Hanako, my cousin." Yong Jin finally escaped from the atmosphere of pink bubbles, and only then remembered Kuro Chang beside him. Straight girl.

"Cousin? Is she a famous star?" Kaneki cast a thoughtful glance at Seto Hanako, that glance was extraordinarily charming because of the mole at the corner of her eye, and made the black long straight girl feel numb all over.

"Well, the song I sang is quite good. It has become popular all over the country recently, but I heard that there are too many announcements and I am too tired, so my mother asked me to take her out for a stroll." Yongjin. Natural Black. Ying Liang softly said to Kaneki.

Black long straight girl: Take a walk! ! !Is my wife a dog?Slip a hairy bend!

But, the male god just looked at me, ah~ the male god is so handsome that I can't close my legs, the male god!I want to give birth to monkeys for you!

The spring-like black long straight goddess broke the hearts of otaku: Goddess!What's wrong with you!goddess!Don't be fooled by beauty, even if this man is really beautiful, don't be fooled!

But seeing this man smile, our hearts will beat so fast!

#On the Possibility of Straight Men Being Turned#

"Singing well? I remember Ying, you like listening to songs the most. This is the goddess in your heart!" Jin Mu smiled very purely.

If the goddess turned into a mass of carrion, would you still like it?

"Ah? That's not the case, I don't like listening to that kind of soft music." Yongjin naturally gave back to Hei Changzhi.

"Really." Jin Mu smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Hei Changzhi girl: Damn my knee hurts so much.

#Until I got an arrow in my knee#

"Jin Mu, where have you been the past few days, I always dreamed that something happened to you, which made me not sleep well these days." Yong Jin yawned lazily.

I really haven't had a good rest these few days, I slept late and woke up early, and I dreamed that my friend died for various reasons every night, I was about to have a heart attack, okay?

"I didn't do anything, I just went to a coffee shop to find a job. After all, my mother is in the hospital, so I can't keep bothering you." The boy's smile was so pale and fragile in the eyes of others.

"What are you talking about Kaneki, which one of us is with who? It's okay if I let you take care of you for the rest of your life!" Yong Jin smiled cheerfully, hugged Kaneki's shoulders, and the hot temperature was transmitted through the thin fabric Coming over, Jin Mu was taken aback.

Immediately, he also laughed out loud: "You idiot! I'm not a woman, and I depend on you to support me? With your small body, I can support you!"

That's right, we are good brothers who have to depend on each other for life, how can another person intervene in us, that kind of unforgivable behavior will be punished~

Bad boys will be punished~

The big eyes cast a slanting glance at Seto Hanako, full of evil spirit.

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