The Seventh Year of Homecoming

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hey-hey……

Fu Liunian is jealous

Fu Liunian is jealous...

Very serious consequences……

One day, Picking Up Little Monsters closed his room to watch porn...

Even when Fu Liunian walked to the side, he didn't notice

I was so engrossed in watching it, that I was suddenly startled by a harsh voice behind me...

I still can't satisfy you?Even showed me this...

Picking up the little monsters immediately laughed and laughed...

no no

How do you walk without making a sound, uh,

uh uh...

Fu Liunian didn't care about picking up the mobs, and immediately hugged the picking up the mobs into the bed. The guy was like an Optimus Prime sticking against him, showing no tendency to soften.

Picking up the little monsters, I saw that guy Fu Liunian deliberately turned up the sound of the TV very loudly, and then heard picking up the little monsters begging for mercy...

One after another...

Picking up little monsters and still not forgetting to get cheap, stroking Fu Liunian's steamed bun chest muscles turned into eight-pack abs in a blink of an eye.

That's a cool one!

As for Fu Liunian, wherever his hands touched, the skin was delicate and smooth, and there was nothing.

This is simply a woman's figure.

Especially eye-catching.

The hands speeded up.

A thick white gas erupted from the small eye.

Picking up little monsters also said at the beginning, I am practicing skills, practicing skills.

Not poor anymore

Begging for mercy: "I don't watch it... I don't watch it...

Never dare again..."

Fu Liunian's paintings outside the episode

Picking up mobs: Hey!Fu Liunian, I didn't expect you to be so good at drawing

He said eagerly, "Then you draw a portrait of me!

Fu Liunian said calmly, "I'll draw you a picture if you take off your clothes."

Picking up mobs: ...

Picking up the little monster's face turned red in an instant, and he pounced on him fiercely, saying: "Will you paint me or not? If you don't paint, I will bite you to death...

Uh-huh……

Fu Liunian finally ran to the bed while drawing...

Looking at the drawing paper, a group of perverts are eating tofu around a person...

Fu Liunian!Fu Liunian!I didn't expect you to pretend to be a wolf with a big tail

Fu Liunian turns over old accounts

Fu Liunian said angrily, "Pick up little monsters!"

Picking up the mobs was so panicked that they wanted to run away, um, thought to themselves, it would be bad if they called me by my name.

But still stuck, sure enough...

Fu Liunian said with a face of debt collection: Do you still remember all the demands you made when I first started chasing you?

Picking up little monsters at this time wants to pretend to be stupid, while walking, ready to rub the soles of their feet...

So innocently said,

ah?kindness?What?

Fu Liunian hugged someone who wanted to escape, and said seriously...

don't remember?

Then let me remind you.

Fu Liunian said: "At that time, you were like a person who fell into the secular world, with a special outfit B.

Ask me if I have money?Do you have a house and a car?

You said that at that time, if I said no, would you just...

Picking up little monsters with sweat on his face, he said: "Ah! I was just joking with you at that time, and I wanted you to retreat in spite of difficulties...

I didn't expect you to be so stubborn and stalking me

I can't do it either ┐(─__─)┌

.........

Fu Liunian's Food "Temptation"

For a foodie, he can only watch but not eat, which is indeed a lot of suffering.

The mobs now have eyes full of food.

What ice cream, what lollipops, Hong Kong-style desserts, waffles, all kinds of snacks.

Can't wait to see it.

but……

It can only be eaten after completing the task assigned by Fu Liunian.

well!If you pick up mobs, you have to be obedient.

Just like a high school student, he tried his best to make Fu Liunian beautiful and serve him like an uncle. He didn't rub his shoulders, massage, apply a mask, and cut his nails, all of which were picking up mobs.

Endure it for the food!Endure it!

So do these things.It's all for food!And that speed is awesome, very fast.

Before Fu Liunian could enjoy a very comfortable feeling, it was over, and he saw someone rattling there, rattling like a mouse.

well!Fu Liunian!I miss you all my life...

In this life, you actually have such a master.

Fu Liunian was injured in a car accident and pretended to have amnesia

Hospital

ah!Who are you!Fu Liunian opened his beautiful big eyes

Pick up mobs?look puzzled

? ? ? ? ? ?

Fu Liunian continued to say in a daze, "Where am I?

Shi Xiaoguai said seriously: "You still know what your name is, don't you?

Fu Liunian held back his smile, and said in an instant: "En? What's my name...

Do you know who I am?

……

Picking up the mobs finished talking with a face □□

I am your favorite pick up boy, your favorite...

I am your husband, I am 1

you are 0

结果

bed...

Hey hey, no, Fu Liunian, I'm top, I'm on top!Here you go, what's going on...

Fu Liunian had an evil smile on his face, hmph, in this life you are superior, then you can wait for the next life...

Fu Liunian plays the piano

There is a piano in Fu Liunian's parents' house, and they have lived here for so long, but Shi Xiaoguai has never seen him touch it.

That day, he said to Fu Liunian: "Liu Nian, I want to see how you play the piano.

Fu Liunian looked embarrassed. He could say that he played very well when he was a child, but it has been many years since he played...

But is Young Master Fu the kind of person who will tell you that I no longer know how to play the piano?

So he asked Little Monsters what do you want to hear.

Picking up mobs until you have nothing to listen to, so let’s just take what you are best at!

So the high energy ahead...

The playing is so bad, just like a tape machine, the sound of touching, rubbing, and clicking can hardly be called a tune.

In the end, it was Fu Liunian's mother who couldn't listen anymore, and went on stage, I said son!What kind of piano are you playing?Stop playing, you will wake up your dad in a while and you will be in trouble

Fu Liunian had black lines on his face...

Picking up mobs and holding back a laugh...

Afterwards, Fu Liunian had the cheek to ask him, "How did you play?

Forehead!This is a trap for myself...

How should I answer, I finally came up with a sentence: "To be honest, a three-year-old child can play better than you, so why do you play so badly?".

……

Fu Liunian: "Because I'm a piano idiot..."

Picking up the mobs laughed...

result……

Fu Liunian is afraid of taking medicine

One cold winter day, a certain Young Master Fu who was in excellent health caught a cold and kept coughing non-stop.

Shi Xiaoguai wanted to drag him to the hospital, but Fu Liunian refused to go. In the end, he threatened and lured him with his trump card and said, "If you don't go again, don't touch me forever."

Fu Liunian looked at the serious look of picking up mobs, he didn't seem to be joking, so he obediently left.

When he came out of the hospital, Xiaoguai took a bag of cold medicine in his hand.

Recall what the doctor said: "It takes three times a day, eat an hour after meals, exercise more, drink plenty of water, and detoxify.

So they all remembered to pick up mobs, and forced Fu Liunian to take medicine after dinner every day.

No, Fu Liunian looked at the medicine in front of him, with a bitter expression on his face, as if I would listen to you in everything, but could I not take the medicine.

Picking up little monsters with a face of being a prostitute, finally got up and said: "I said Fu Liunian, you are not a child, you are afraid of taking medicine, it will go to your stomach in the blink of an eye, hurry up and eat it.

Looking at the immobile Fu Liunian.

Picking up the mobs thought about it, and immediately said: "If you eat it, I can promise you a request on the bed.

Fu Liunian's eyes lit up immediately.

Finally endured the medicine and finished it...

Finally one can imagine...

Picking up mobs, an unlucky kid...

……

Poor little monsters outside the episode

Ever since I saw picking up mobs that day, I curled up my legs on the sofa, put one elbow on my leg, and looked absent-minded.

Holding the cigarette in one hand, he took a deep breath and exhaled the smoke. Suddenly, there was a white mist around him, and he stared at a certain place absently.

I don't know what's going on in my mind

Xiaoguai learned to smoke from the time when he was released from prison, and now Fu Liunian ordered him to quit smoking.

But smoking can be quit as long as you can, but you have to obey, pick up the little monsters and change the cigarettes in your pocket into candy, but every time the pickpockets take out the candy to eat, Fu Liunian will snatch it away, and also give high-sounding reasons .

He said it was bad for his teeth, but he ate it all by himself, and even picked up mobs and ate candies to avoid Fu Liunian...

No, Fu Liunian just went out for a while

Just put a candy in your mouth

As a result, it was captured

When being cleaned up, picking up mobs was still thinking, alas!I am such a sad and unlucky child, I am afraid there is no more unlucky child in this world than me

……

Fu Liunian discovered the weakness of picking up mobs

Fu Liunian discovered that the secretion of sex hormones in the body of the little monsters is strong, and the sex is relatively strong, which is the best time to do bad things.

in the early morning of the day.

As soon as Fu Liunian touched him, he reacted very strongly.

So every time he grasps this point, Fu Liunian can save more effort and take down the little monsters more easily in one fell swoop.

Let's have a big fight.

Fu Liunian coaxes him to sleep

Seeing that someone was still in a state of agitation, he pestered Fu Liunian to sing or tell him a story before going to sleep.

Fu Liunian said helplessly: "Then what story do you want to hear?

Picking up little monsters really thought of saying seriously: "I want to hear you talk about Crayon Shin-chan.

……

Fu Liunian smiled and said, "Why don't you let me tell you about SpongeBob SquarePants?"

Picking up the mobs said with a smirk, "Hey! That's right, SpongeBob SquarePants can do it too!

Speak!Speak! ".

……

In the end, storytelling turned into singing "Love"

Unexpectedly, this little guy really fell asleep after singing

……

Covering him well with the quilt, tucking in the corners of the quilt, and getting in himself.

sleep together...

Sure enough, falling in love makes people more idiots.