The "end" of the wrong male god

The next afternoon, when Nianhua was carrying the baking tray to the oven, Pingle suddenly ran to the door of the operating room and shouted at him in a low voice: "Cousin, cousin! Come out! Your god is here!"

After hearing this, Nianhua turned her head and glanced out of the glass window.Then he turned around, slowly put the baking tray in and said, "He's not my male god."

"Ah?" Pingle was taken aback, stepped forward and asked again: "What do you mean? Why do you say he is not your male god?"

"Because I got the wrong partner." After setting the temperature of the oven, Nianhua took off the heat shield and said, "Last night at your school belle's birthday party, I accidentally discovered that he was not the radio anchor I was with. So when he comes again in the future, he doesn’t have to call me specifically.”

"Ah... Really!" Pingle looked at him with regret, "Then you wasted more than a year of energy on him for nothing."

"That can't be helped, who told me to admit the wrong person." Nianhua rubbed the skin on his hands and said: "It's fortunate that my male god doesn't know about this, otherwise he will definitely block me and expel me from fans. In the future If I want to sleep with him again, the door is gone."

"Hey, don't even think about other people's affairs, let's talk about them first. Really, I've never seen someone as unreliable as you." Pingle said with a raise Hand, "Okay, then keep busy. I'll go out and deal with your 'fake male god'."

After Pingle went out, Nianhua watched him enthusiastically give change to the "fake male god" through the glass window.And the "fake male god" still looks like he is self-confident and arrogant, and refuses to be 800 meters away.I don't know if it was because of taking off the fan filter, but when Nianhua saw his arrogant attitude again, he felt a sense of relief in his heart.

"My 'true god', he must be a gentle and polite man!" Nian Hua nodded with inexplicable confidence.

The little bastard couldn't come here at night because he had something to do.Nianhua finished her accounts and closed the shop early after sucking cats for a while.

Just as he pouted his buttocks and knelt on the carpet while eating instant noodles and reading a novel, the mobile phone that was set aside suddenly rang.

Nianhua tilted his head to take a look, and almost spit out.He quickly put down the instant noodles, picked up his phone and opened Weibo.

I saw that he added a new member to his few fan columns: Super Blossom of Motorcycle Superman.

Nianhua laughed twice, and immediately sent him a private message.

Super Huahua: Huahua, your name is too fake.Those who didn't know thought you were my trumpet.

Super Huahua: It doesn't matter, I just want to get a little exposure for the big names in the fan circle.

Super Huahua: Haha, it’s actually very simple to increase exposure!You can set my male god to pay special attention.In this way, every time he posts Weibo, Xiaolanglang will push it in real time.Although occasionally it will be a few minutes late... In addition, I will tell you sneakily, you can think about what to ask him to say first.Comment immediately after he posts on Weibo, so the chances of being top-liked will be very high!

Super Huahua: Wow!Thank you for your great advice!Then I'll wait for your male god to post on Weibo!Emma, ​​it's the first time to grab a hot review, so excited, so tight and dirty (rubbing hands

Super Huahua: Haha, are you really Huahua?How come there is such a big difference in style.It sounds more like your friend Duan Duan.

Nian Hua received a selfie from Fu Chengqi within a few seconds after sending her words.He was taken aback, and quickly clicked on the photo.

I saw Fu Chengqi made a wink to the camera, and made a playful comparison of scissors.

Super Huahua: Huahua is the original flower, if it is fake, it will be exchanged.

Nianhua burst out laughing.When he was about to reply to him, he received a push message from Xiaolanglang.Nian Hua was taken aback, and quickly notified Fu Chengqi.

Super Huahua: Quickly comment!The male god posted on Weibo!

After the message is sent, it immediately becomes read.Seeing this, Nianhua quickly exited the dialog box and clicked on the male god's Weibo.

bring it on!bring it on! The true love competition between Super Huahua and Super Huahua!Genuine and high imitation hand speed showdown!Let's see who can finally get the praise of "God"!

Nianhua was roaring inwardly, and with his invincible speed of being single for 21 years, he quickly replied under the male god's Weibo, and then kept refreshing the page.

However, to his surprise, although his comment was almost 1 minute faster than Super Huahua, he was ranked among the top two most liked together with him.

Super Huahua of Anpanman: I want to listen to love songs! (230 likes)

Moto Superman Super Flower: Listen to your fart (227 likes)

As the number of likes continued to increase, Super Huahua finally surpassed Super Huahua and ranked first.

At this moment, Nianhua suddenly received a private message from Fu Chengqi.

Super Huahua: Yay, I have received more likes than you!Your male god will definitely praise me tonight!

Super Huahua: You have to show some face!My male god is not as dishonest as you!

Super Huahua: Not necessarily.How about we take a gamble?

Nianhua agreed without even thinking about it.As a veteran and true fan of the anchor, he is 100% sure that his male god will not do such outrageous things.

Super Huahua: No problem!What are you betting on!

Super Huahua: Just bet on who will sleep with you.If he praises me, then I will let your male god sleep with you.If he praises you, sleep with your male god.Is it ok?

When Nianhua saw it, Gaga laughed.What's there to gamble about, this is simply a bonus question!

Super Huahua: Huahua, you are so cute and silly.make a deal!

Super Huahua: [Picture]

Nianhua was taken aback, and quickly clicked on the picture.

In the screenshot sent by Fu Chengqi, there was an extra sentence under Super Huahua's comment: The blogger liked this comment.

Nianhua opened her mouth wide in shock.He quickly switched to the male god's Weibo to take a look, and it was indeed consistent with the screenshot sent by Fu Chengqi.Not only that, but the comment area below was also completely blown up.

-I go!Actually liked the high imitation!Anchor, are you delusional?

- Great!Unlike it now!You ordered the wrong person! ! !

- Who can report that high imitation number!Posting such a disgusting comment is simply eye-catching!

- Great, quickly block that high imitation account!

.......

Super Huahua: Hahahaha, Xiaohuahua, wash up and wait to be slept.

Super Huahua: My God!impossible!My boyfriend must have made a mistake!

Super Huahua: Who knows, anyway, he praised me.Xiaohuahua, a man says one thing is one thing, then you must not go back on your word!

Super Huahua: Now it's not a matter of regretting or not.Huahua, stop making trouble, delete your comment quickly!My male god must be delusional!

Super Huahua: That’s not necessarily the case, maybe they are recording it now.

Super Huahua: How is it possible!My male god is very serious!

At the same time Nianhua sent these words, he received a message from Xiao Langlang.

Super Huahua: ....It's over, my male god seems to have really sent the audio.

Super Huahua: Hahahaha, Xiaohuahua, you are shocked.Alright, I won't tell you now, you go and appreciate your god's fart skills.

Super Huahua: Hey!etc!Well, please don't send my male god our chat just now.Otherwise, I will really have no face to love him again in the future.

Super Huahua: Yes, but you must first agree whether you will sleep with him or he will sleep with you.

Super Huahua: He slept with me!He slept with me!Come on!Seriously, why are you struggling with this!

Super Huahua: It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement.Okay, no more teasing you.Good night, Xiaohuahua 23333

Super Huahua: Go You.jpg

After Nianhua exited the dialog box, she couldn't wait to turn on the male god's audio.There was a fart sound in the audio first, and then the hearty laughter of the male god was heard.

Nianhua also laughed along with him.Although this fart sound is the effect of ventriloquist.But what he didn't expect was that the male god had such a funny side.

"It's so cute! I can live another 100 years!" Nian Hua leaned back on the carpet, and after listening to the male god's audio several times, just when he was about to put down his phone, he suddenly thought of something, so he reopened Weibo and clicked on it. A private letter with Fu Chengqi.

He swiped two or three times, and after turning to Fu Chengqi's selfie, he clicked on the big picture and took a closer look.

In the photo, he looks like he is sitting on a high balcony.There are many tall and low buildings behind.The field of vision is very wide.He smiled brightly at the camera, his eyes were as bright as water, and there seemed to be stars in the corners of his eyes.

For some reason, Nianhua suddenly felt a very strong heartbeat.This feeling is even ten thousand times more intense than hearing the voice of a male god.

"Mom, this is going to be the rhythm of cheating!" Nianhua threw away the phone and plunged into the pillow.

The author has something to say:

Huahua and Huahua, I want to be dazzled

I'm going to be busy tomorrow night, so the update will be later~ What's the matter!