The president loves the little monster

Meng Mo used to see children holding small bottles in the park, pouting their lips and puffing, blowing out a few super big bubbles, floating and floating in the sun, shining with dazzling colorful colors, the children ran Jumping and giggling.

He really wanted to play at that time, but unfortunately he was short of money, so after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.

Didn’t expect conditioner to have the same effect hahaha.

It was pretty fun.

So he looked at Ao Qin with a smile, and blew a few more bubbles.

clap clap clap!

Ao Qin was so cute that his liver trembled, he was angry and funny, and worried to death.He frowned, thinking that even if he is not a human being, eating this would be harmful to his body, right?Is it too late to force him out with fairy art?It's just that since he put a seal on himself, he is not very confident in his fairy art. For example, the last time he saw that the moat was about to dry up, he wanted to fill it with water. Son out of life.

Or go to the hospital.

Although there is no hospital in the world that specializes in treating goblins, it is not difficult to wash their stomachs.

So Ao Qin walked over, put one hand under his armpit, and put the other hand over his knee, exerting a little force... He thought he would be able to hug him easily, but in the end, not only did the little goblin remain motionless, he almost slipped his waist.

It's really embarrassing!

Unexpectedly, Meng Mo, who looks thin and small, is so heavy, as heavy as a shot put... Is a vixen so heavy?Could it be that he was mistaken, the little goblin is actually an elephant spirit?

But is the elephant essence so good-looking?

Meng Mo was taken aback by his unexplained movement, subconsciously dodged back, and asked with a look of horror: "What are you doing? Are you going to beat me? Could it be... this hair conditioner was not actually bought for me? I Will it be wrong?" It's so embarrassing.

"..." Ao Qin pursed his lips, pretending that nothing happened, picked him up with all his might, and strode towards the elevator, "Go to the hospital and have a gastric lavage." After a pause, he added : "I bought it for you. But that's not a drink, it's shampoo, so you can't eat it."

"Ah? Shampoo?" Meng Mo was stunned for a moment, and said blankly, "Why is it different from the bottle I used? I thought it was conditioner." It's embarrassing, ah, it's embarrassing now.

"..." Ao Qin lost his temper completely, "You can't eat conditioner either."

Meng Mo: "..."

ah?It turns out that conditioner is also inedible?It’s all because of the grass blog he saw before, which was full of honey and flowers, and said something cheap and big, which made him think that “conditioner” meant “food that is good for hair”.

No wonder it was so unpalatable.

Don't humans know that hair conditioner can't be eaten?Won't.

It's over, exposed.His non-human identity is about to be exposed.

He couldn't help taking a sneak peek at Ao Qin, who was looking down at him, with a look in his eyes that he couldn't understand, very gentle, as if holding back a smile.

Forget it...he was going to say it anyway.

So Meng Mo was happy again, spit a bubble in Ao Qin's arms, which made Ao Qin face drizzle, hahaha laughed: "I'm fine, I don't need to go to the hospital." He wanted to jump down, It's a pity that Ao Qin was afraid of falling this little goblin, which was as heavy as a shot put, so he hugged him very tightly, and he almost broke free, frowning and scolding: "Don't move!"

"Oh," Meng Mo said, "I won't move, you put me down."

Ao Qin ignored him, walked to the elevator, and wanted to press the elevator button, but the little goblin in his arms was too heavy, he couldn't free his hands at all, so he had to put him down first.

Meng Mo turned around in front of him with a smile as soon as he got off: "Look! I'm really fine!"

Ao Qin: "..."

"That... I said on the phone before, do I have something to tell you?" Meng Mo blinked, not knowing how to organize his words for a while, "Why don't you find a place to sit first? Maybe Kind of spooky."

Ao Qin pressed the elevator button and looked at him expressionlessly.

Meng Mo rubbed his nose in embarrassment, thinking that Boss Ao didn't look like someone who would be scared, and he had already been vaccinated, so he went straight to the point: "I'm not a human, I..."

Ao Qin pursed his lips and interrupted him: "I know."

"Ah?" Meng Mo was completely dumbfounded, "You...know?"

The goblin's dazed look is so cute!

"There is no one as good-looking as you," Ao Qin finally couldn't help reaching out and lifting his chin, and stuck it on his pink and attractive lips like a superficial touch, and then quickly backed away, saying solemnly, "Little vixen .”

Meng Mo didn't expect Ao Qin to attack suddenly at all, but felt his lips warmed up, and the breath of pure male hormones on Ao Qin's body rushed into his nostrils, his face turned red, his heart was pounding in his chest, beating so fast The rhythm was out of order, and my mind went blank for an instant.

After a long time, he reached out and touched his lips, and repeated blankly: "I'm really not human."

Ao Qin: "..."

This expression, this reaction...is too cute.I really want to kiss you.

Ao Qin felt itchy in his heart, his throat was inexplicably dry, and he was about to go all out to make persistent efforts, when the elevator arrived with a "ding".

Meng Mo was taken aback and woke up like a dream: "Boss Ao, nothing really happened between us, I'm actually..." A nightmare!

Before he finished speaking, he was carried into the elevator by Ao Qin, and quickly grabbed the elevator door: "I'm really fine! No need to go to the hospital! I'll reveal my identity!"

Ao Qin: "..."

Meng Mo's attitude was very firm, and he refused to go to the hospital, but Ao Qin couldn't resist him, so he finally let go, and told him helplessly that if he felt unwell, he must tell.

uncomfortable?nonexistent.

As a mythical beast that can't be poisoned even by dichlorvos, what is a bottle of shampoo?

But Ao Qin made a fuss over a molehill, he promised very obediently, his big black and white eyes blinked and blinked, and his small chin bit by bit: "Mmmmm!" Then he said persistently: "I'm really not human, I'm a nightmare."

"Well, I know," Ao Qin responded helplessly, "I know you are Meng Mo."

Meng Mo: "..."

What seems wrong?Did Ao Qin do something wrong?

"I'm a nightmare, do you know about it?" Meng Mo made a super big oval shape with his hand, "It's the one in Baidu Encyclopedia..." a kind of mythical beast that eats nightmares.

"Hmm," Ao Qin said perfunctorily while browsing the files, "I know you have Baidu Encyclopedia."

The entry was edited by him two days ago, and it was only approved this morning.Ao Qin thought secretly.

Meng Mo: "..."

He also wanted to say that Ao Qin got dizzy from his chatter, and looked up at him coldly: "Shut up!"

"Oh."

Ao Qin worked overtime, and Meng Mo was afraid of scaring others, so he couldn't go out, so he sat on the side with his chin propped up, spitting bubbles in boredom.

I spit bubbles for a whole day.

He vomited one at a time, and another at a time. They were big and beautiful, and all of them shone with colorful lights in the warm sunshine. Every time he vomited one, he had bright eyes and a pair of small dimples when he laughed, looking super happy.

Ao Qin felt that his little goblin was so cute that it exploded, which made his heart itch, and he couldn't even work overtime, he was helpless.What could have been done in two or three hours took him five or six hours, and it was getting late to finish the work in hand. The little fairy finally stopped bubbling and was concentrating on sitting Reading a magazine in front of the window, the warm west slanting sun shone on him, as if it had covered him with a soft golden edge.

Seeing him close the notebook, Meng Mo turned his head, smiled slightly and said, "Can I talk?"

Ao Qin nodded helplessly.

"Mr. Ao, I came here today just to tell you that I'm not a human, I'm a nightmare," Meng Mo said after holding back for a few hours, "There was nothing between us that night. It happened, it was just a dream you had from the beginning to the end. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have joked with you that day, I shouldn't have lied to you...so you don't need to feel guilty towards me, don't need to compensate me, and don't need to be wronged You...come to like me..." Meng Mo blew bubbles all day. He was quite happy at first, but when he said this, he suddenly became sad for some reason. He took out a small notebook from his pocket and opened it: "The car repair fee is 3500 yuan, the car wash fee is 30 yuan, the two meals are about 600 yuan, the clothes are 6530 yuan in total, and the hair care set just now is 8000 yuan, the total is... Eighteen thousand 660."

He actually owed Mr. Ao so much money...

"I'm leaving," Meng Mo said sadly, with his head lowered, "I will try to pay off the money I owe you within three years...five years at most..."

Ao Qin didn't know why Meng Mo kept emphasizing "I'm not a human being, I'm Meng Mo", but he thought to himself that the little goblin had been kept from talking for several hours just now, so he must be holding him back, so he can say whatever he wants What, he just listens, besides, the voice of the little goblin is also very nice, with a hint of deepness in the clearness, gentle and soft, and it sounds as good as singing, sometimes with a little bit of small tits that are not obvious Tone, it sounds like you're being coquettish.

It was a pleasure to listen to him when he was free.

But listening to this, Ao Qin frowned.

What the hell does leprechaun mean?Is it because I think his skills are too sloppy, and after much deliberation, I finally feel that I can't bear it, so I want to break up with him?Because he was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, did he take all the responsibility on himself?

But he is already working hard to improve his "professional level". In the past few days, he has put up a faceless face and asked Jingwei to help him download a bunch of pornographic videos, watch and study every night, and take notes seriously.

Is he easy?

I despise him for his poor skills all day long, and want to leave him in every possible way... I really want to pull him into my arms and beat him up.

But I can't bear it.

At this moment, he heard Meng Mo say, "You don't need to wrong yourself...to like me." When he said this, the sweet smile that seemed to grow on his face disappeared, and the corners of his mouth drooped mournfully When he came down, his eyes drooped down, looking like a wronged animal, pitiful and cute.

Ao Qin felt distressed instantly.

It turned out that the little goblin didn't dislike his poor skills, but always thought that he was with him because she had sex with him and had no choice but to stay with him.Although the truth is true, but he has fallen in love with him now, he likes him very much, and he is not wronged at all.

When he saw Meng Mo take out an old notebook from his pocket and settle the accounts with him sum by sum, his heart ached even more. At the end he lowered his head and said, "I will try to pay it off within three years... At most five years", he finally couldn't help but took two steps forward and hugged him into his arms: "I'm not wronged."

Meng Mo, who was thinking about where to work and save enough money in three to five years: "Huh?"

Although the goblin is as heavy as a shot put, she is thin and thin, and she is only such a small ball wrapped in her arms. She obviously likes him so much that she does everything she can to sleep with him, but because she is worried that he is actually It is to be responsible and wronged myself, and voluntarily choose to quit.

What a pure and unaffected little poor boy, just different from those coquettish bitches outside.

Looks like it's time to go to Yuelao Temple to add some incense, and by the way, ask for a red thread to tie him firmly, lest the little goblin like him so carefully, and want to break up with him all day long.

So while it was still dark, Ao Qin could not help abducting Meng Mo to the Yuelao Temple on the mountain outside the city.

In the evening, the stone steps were covered with ginkgo leaves, and the sky was filled with warm red rays of light. Ao Qin took his hand and walked up the steps step by step. Finally, Meng Mo couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked, "You brought me here do what?"

Ao Qin coughed embarrassingly, and said vaguely: "You will know when you arrive."

There are two temples on the mountainside, Yuelao Temple to the west and Sanqing Taoist Temple to the east.Ao Qin dragged him to the west with big strides, but his steps were small and he had to trot to keep up with Ao Qin's footsteps.

At this moment, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Lu Fangyuan coming out of the Sanqing Taoist Temple next to him with his head down, and hurried away.

The author has something to say: Merry Christmas!