108 ways to flirt with the CEO

When Shang Yehua woke up, it was still dark, and the bedside night light was turned on, emitting a warm yellow light, which turned the ceiling into a warm orange.He lifted the quilt and sat up, took a brief look at the surrounding environment, and found that it was an unfamiliar small bedroom, the big bed was covered with plaid sheets, and the furnishings were simple and warm.

At this moment, the door opened with a "squeak", and Zhou Tianyi walked in wearing a light gray home clothes, holding a glass of milk, and saw him smiling: "Are you awake?"

"Well," the hangover didn't feel too good, Shang Yehua felt his stomach was on fire, and his head was throbbing with pain. He stretched out his hand and pressed his temple, "Where is this?"

"Hotel," Zhou Tianyi sat down by the bed, handed over the milk, and said with a low laugh, "You said you were just a little taller than my shoulders, but I didn't expect you to be quite heavy, and you died when you were drunk He's heavy, and he's not good at all. He cries and makes noise in my arms, and hugs and hugs, saying what brother, I've loved you for so many years, but you don't love me, brother, why don't you love me... really Yes, I love acting like a baby so much, I really can't help you. I really can't stand it, I'm afraid that someone will see me and call the police halfway and say I'm abducting children..." Zhou Tianyi chuckled when he said this: "I had to open a room nearby."

"..." Shang Yehua took the milk, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Nonsense!"

He was drunk and flirted with Zhou Tianyi, saying that it is possible for the beauty to let me fuck him.behave in a spoiled manner?Stop it.

"I reckoned that you were about to wake up, and your stomach must be uncomfortable, so I went to heat you a glass of milk." Zhou Tianyi stretched out his hand and gently pushed his hand holding the milk glass, with gentle eyes and a smile on his lips, " Drink it quickly, it won't be good if it gets cold."

Shang Yehua glanced at him and felt that Zhou Tianyi seemed to have taken the wrong medicine.

But he really felt bad in his stomach, so he didn't refuse, and drank up the milk one gulp at a time.

Zhou Tianyi took the empty milk glass he drank, and naturally reached out to wipe off a little milk on the corner of his mouth, then stuck out his tongue and licked it, and winked at him: "It's so sweet." He said while holding the milk glass Fly away.

Shang Yehua: "..."

Zhou Tianyi must have taken the wrong medicine.

“Bingo！”沉默了好几天的系统突然出现，吓了他一跳，“恭喜你，获得第五颗心！可同时获得魅力值+1的附赠加成。现在请选择加在哪一项吧：1.美丽指数；2.温柔指数；3.可爱指数；4.敏感指数；5.妖孽指数；6.阳光指数。”

“Bingo！恭喜你，获得第六颗心！可同时获得魅力值+1的附赠加成。现在请选择加在哪一项吧：1.美丽指数；2.温柔指数；3.可爱指数；4.敏感指数；5.妖孽指数；6.阳光指数。”

Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

Shang Yehua's mind was filled with the mechanical sound of the system, and he looked confused: "What the hell? Is something wrong? Is it a short circuit, or is it crashing? Or is it a virus?"

"You're the one who's gone wrong! Your whole family is gone! You're the one who's short-circuited, your whole family is the one who's short-circuited! You're the one who broke down, your whole family is the one who broke down! You're the one..."

"Stop, I know you want to say you know I know you have the virus, the whole family has the virus. Okay?"

The system was successfully stunned, and after a while, he said angrily, "You're smart!"

Shang Yehua laughed loudly: "With your IQ, you will be a duck eating dog food in this life."

"You're wrong," to Shang Yehua's surprise, the system didn't jump this time, but said in a gentle voice that gave people goosebumps, "Now I have a lover. From today, I will be a A duck that doesn't eat dog food... Get out! What a duck! You, a stupid human being, got involved in it! Lao Tzu is the most wise and wise man in the world. The cool, handsome, domineering and tyrannical system master!"

Shang Yehua raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Have a lover? What is your lover? Duck?"

"Get out! You are the mother duck! Your whole family..."

"Okay, I get it, you don't need to emphasize," Shang Yehua interrupted its chatter, "speaking of business... Zhou Tianyi already knows that I am not Bai Zichen, and with his city, he will definitely think that I have bad intentions, don't If you have intentions, how can you give me...five, six, seven, eight, nine, five hearts all at once?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?" The system spread its hands, "Your own husband didn't take a good look at himself, but came to ask me? I want to fall in love, date, hold small hands, and kiss small mouths, but I'm so busy." But I'm busy, so I don't have time to take care of your nonsense!"

"..." Shang Yehua's mouth twitched, "Do you have hands? Do you have a mouth?"

"..." The system was furious, "I want you to control! If you choose timeout, the system will automatically match the charm index. Bingo! If the match is successful, the beauty index +1, the gentle index +1, the cuteness index +1, the sensitivity index +1, the enchanting index + 1. Hahahahaha, stupid human beings, don’t hurry to find a mirror to see what a coquettish bitch you have become! It’s a man who can’t help getting angry when he sees you, you must protect yourself !"

"You're worrying too much," Shang Yehua smiled slightly, "This is not my body. I've been treated like this and that, whoever loves whoever is sad, whoever is in pain, whoever is mad... don't I need to explain it clearly?"

"You..." The system trembled with anger, "You you you you you..."

Shang Yehua smiled calmly.

In this world, the system and him were originally one, at least in the current state.Just as he has almost no secrets in front of the system, and the system will know what he thinks and how he thinks, so the system has no secrets from him.

As long as the system is thinking and missing, he will know any of his mental activities without deliberately "telling".

Just when the system said that he was busy, that he wanted to fall in love, date, hold hands, and kiss lips, Shang Yehua read the image of his lover from his "consciousness".

Surprisingly, the person he likes turned out to be Bai Zichen... the soul.

In fact, ever since entering Bai Zichen's body, Shang Yehua has been wondering where Bai Zichen's soul has gone, but it has nothing to do with him, so he didn't bother to get to the bottom of it. He didn't expect the answer to be so simple - Bai Zichen's soul It's in the hands of the system.

Being rubbed, squeezed, and played with by the system that has been lonely for "thousands of years"... As a result, I fell in love with it for a long time, and I just fell in love with it.

It's really unlucky for Bai Zichen, this little weak chicken, to be taken in by such a ghost animal neuropathy system.

"Hey! That duck! You are so blatantly prying Zhou Tianyi's corner," Shang Yehua said with a smile in his heart, "Does the system know?"

system:"……"

"You just changed Bai Zichen's life trajectory so arbitrarily that he couldn't fall in love with Zhou Tianyi at the right time. Are you going to pay for your mistakes? Or... because you are a system, you can guard against yourself?"

"Alas!" The system sighed for a long time, "Alas!"

The system kept sighing.

"I'm also very contradictory," it said, "During this time, I often dreamed that I was alone in my previous life. He said over and over again in his dream that he wanted me to help him fulfill his unfinished business and his last wish. ... Forget it." It rubbed its non-existent head with its consciousness irritably, and said in a strange voice: "Besides, what does this have to do with you? Why should I tell you? Stupid human beings! "

Shang Yehua: "...a duck that guards and steals itself!"

After the quarrel, Shang Yehua felt that his whole body smelled of alcohol and stinks, so he lifted the quilt, got out of bed, and pushed open the door of the bathroom.

Then he froze all over.

There is a floor-to-ceiling mirror on the entire wall in the bathroom, which is clean and shiny, reflecting the figure in front of the mirror in every detail.

The young man standing in front of the mirror is really good-looking. He is beautiful, cute, sexy and seductive. There is an indescribable tenderness in the corners of his eyes and brows. His whole body seems to be filled with holy light. Every frown, smile and every move They all have a charming charm, which can easily touch people's minds.

Looking at "myself" in the mirror, Shang Yehua felt a little moved.

The corner of his mouth twitched, thinking what the hell?This is too fucking fucked up!If he stares at himself for another 5 minutes, he might fall in love with "himself".

"Hahahahaha!" The system laughed loudly in his consciousness, "Enjoy your flirtatious and slut career to the fullest! Friendly reminder, the side story is about to start! When the time comes, you don't want to be spanked by your Zhou Gege! Blame me for not reminding you!"

Shang Yehua: "..."

At this moment, he found that there was an extra person in the mirror.

Zhou Tianyi frowned slightly, squinted his eyes, and looked at him in the mirror, with an expression he had never seen before in his eyes, he seemed a little puzzled, and seemed very entangled.

"Little narcissist!" He stood behind him for a long time, and finally reached out and pinched his earlobe, "Have you seen enough? If you have seen enough, take a shower and sleep!"

Shang Yehua only felt that his whole body was struck by lightning, every cell in his body was clamoring for desire, even his soul was so happy that he wanted to scream, before he could react, he had already slumped along Zhou Tianyi's body, and fell limp on the ground. The ground turned into a puddle of flesh who just wanted to yell loudly and whose mind was full of pictures.

"..." Zhou Tianyi was taken aback by him, and quickly squatted down to help him, "What's wrong with you? What's wrong?"

The place Zhou Tianyi touched was like an electric shock.Shang Yehua only felt that his whole body was crackling and exploded into a firework. He used all his strength to break free from his support, and rolled to the corner of the wall like a cannon barrel ready to go, and was knocked down by the wall. Basu, and then uttered a word to Zhou Tianyi: "Get lost!"