Black bottle black you can see it, I can hear it

【Blind and silly mother gave a surprise at the song meeting of innocent and silly mother. It is said that the appearance is very V587. 】

Now that he has decided to go to the concert, Hei Xiazi spends his time thinking about how he should surprise everyone by appearing on the stage.

As a result, at the CV Tianzun's birthday song meeting that started at 8:[-] p.m., the stupid mother happily absent, and then put on a classic double-fold eyelid vest and listened in black.

Because Heixiazi said in his guild the day before that he would definitely come when he had time, so the always tough Xiajia mushrooms came early to guard the innocent song club. The vests are quite spectacular, and the corresponding Wu Yan family, Tian Zhen family, and Gu Liang in the family of several other great gods and little gods also changed their vests early, waiting for the singing session to start.

Shou Xingtianzhen is naturally very happy today. From the beginning of the song meeting, he was very happy in various ways, which made Gu Liang swipe the screen full of 2333. Several guests sang on the microphone one after another. When the song meeting went on for half an hour, he was silent The yellow horse has entered the channel of innocence.

These two people know each other in real life, and they are both well-known CVs. They still "attack" and "receive". A bunch of CP fans on the public screen excitedly swiped the "Yantian" CP, but Wuyan did not go to the mic. , After brushing for a while, the mushroom coolies may be a little bored. At this time, someone remembered the stupid mother who said she was coming today.

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ Meng Meng: Suddenly thought of it! !If the blind and silly mother came today, then today would be the first time that Blind and Wuyan are on the same stage! ! !

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ Lolo: Ahhhhhh! !The two male gods are about to meet! !

Happy Shouxing ← Wordless Kaka: Is the law that the king does not see the king about to be broken? !

Happy Shou Xing ● I am innocent ● Lu Lu: Oh my God, our little innocent is really GJ!!!

Happy Shouxing ╮Three Thousand Flows╭No Return: Ahhh, although I really love Liushui's silly mother, it's great to see two kings on the same stage! QUR

Happy Shouxing へ窭家へ AQUTE: But where is our blind and silly mother? !Summon blind! !

Happy by Star ← Wordless Lu Liuliu: Summon +1

Happiness by star ●Innocence for a lifetime ●Fat Da: Summon +10086

Shou Xinghappy ¤passing by: As a passer-by fan, but still summoning blind + ID number! !

The popularity of Wuyan and Naive's CP on the public screen had just passed, and this time it became blind and Wuyan again. The field controller of Tianzhen's family had to ban the public screen to suppress the people's increasingly crooked attention.

Shouxing is happy ●I am innocent ●#场控#Three Girls: To show respect, everyone, please do not post topics that have nothing to do with Maishang singers on the public screen.

The Guliang people on the public screen admitted their mistakes one after another, and paid a lot of flowers to the CV that was on Mai at this time, and the CV didn't mind. Looking forward to the meeting of the two kings.

Naively climbed up to the Mai, and said, "Looking forward to the meeting between the blind and silly mother~"

Then, of course, he was molested by Gu Liang who called him "little brother".

Mai Shang innocently and helplessly explained for the nth time that he and Wu Yan were really just good friends, and Heixiazi's QQ flashed again.

Hua Jieyu: Betting on a cart full of chrysanthemums, we are being called out by blind and blind mothers, we must be listening!

Black blind man: ...

Hei Ting was not surprised that Hei Ting was guessed about such a thing. Anyway, Xie Yuchen has known him for so many years, and he still knows him well.

However, being guessed and recognized are two different things. Heixiazi implemented the policy of "ignoring Hua Jieyu" without any pressure, and continued his great cause of black listening.

After calculating the time, well, it's time for him to appear =v=.

The long-awaited blind blind mom never showed up, but the first part of the concert has ended on time, and the next thing to come is the much-anticipated and entertaining...bench grabbing session.

Grabbing the bench has always been a good time for the fans. The person who grabs the bench can go to the mic to make a non-excessive request to any CV present, and the CV cannot refuse.The thousands of mushrooms on the channel were already eager to try and gear up, while the black blind man watched the benches flashing across the screen, and pressed Enter at the right time. (I can’t remember whether I pressed enter or the mouse... I haven’t grabbed the bench for a long time＞＜）

After a while, the field control girl turned on the mic, "This time for the bench grabbing event, the person who grabbed the mic is azan from the Liushui family, Xiaolu from the innocent family, oh? There is also a double eyelid gentleman! Then I Hug you to the wheat, and you can ask for benefits!"

The black-blind man in front of the computer showed a satisfied smile, watching his vest being embraced by the field controller Gu Liang and Sanmai.

Gu Liang from the Liushui family asked for a 5-year-old "Divination", and made an appointment to pass it on to [-]sing. Gu Liang from the Tianzhen family seemed to be He Yantian's CP fan, and asked for a pia on the spot with a bloody face. A short episode of him and Wuyan CP before.

The scene was extremely heated by this drama, and it took a long time to get to Heixiazi.

"Is Mr. Double Eyelid here? It's your turn~"

Hearing Guliang's voice from the field controller, Heixiazi raised the corner of his mouth and turned on the mic, deliberately lowering his voice to look magnetic and attractive, "surprise—"

There was a few seconds of silence on the public screen, and then it exploded.

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ Lan Yan: Ahhhhhhh what did I hear! ! !

Happy Shouxing ← Wordless Sansan: This voice... is it a blind and silly mother?

Happy by the stars ● I am innocent ● Be careful: ? ? ? !

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ Luo Luo: You can't be wrong, it's our family who is black and blind!

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ A Meng: The male god actually listens in secret, it's too bad! !

Shou Xing is happy ● I am innocent ● Meow: The voice of the blind and silly mother is very nice, and the voice of surprise is amazing! ! !

Happy Shouxing╮Three Thousand Flows╭Yueyue: It's really amazing +1!After that, I will be a fan of the blind and silly mother! !

Happy Shouxing ← Wuyan の Bingtang: Su Bang +2!So did the two kings really meet today? ! !

Happy by the stars ●I am innocent ●Cake: Twin Kings! ! !

Happy Shouxing╮Three Thousand Flows╭Yueyue: Twin Kings! ! !

The black blind man had a happy smile on his face, but his voice was even more deep and magnetic, and there was a little teasing in his voice, "Yo... looking forward to it?"

Stimulated by the voice of the black blind man, the public screen scrolled quickly, and the screen was full of "I have been smashed into scum by the blind man's stupid mother", "The blood tank is empty" and "Open your eyes and blind my marriage!"

Gu Liang, who was pouring into the blind house on the channel, had almost had enough fun with the blind man. After all, it was an innocent song show, so he changed his tone, and everyone became happy and funny.

"Tsk, my appearance is really V587~ Do you like the surprise I gave? Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend 2333~"

So, I heard that the second personality of the blind and silly mother who hadn't appeared for a long time: "Merry Sexy Blind" appeared, and many blind people came to the channel:...##

fall!How could this be "flirty and sexy"!This is clearly the main character of the blind and silly mother who is "happy and trembling than blind"! ! !

[On the bitterness of having a male god with a split personality. 】

Naively opened the microphone and said that the blind and silly mother was so cool that she was so cool just now, attracting fans to +1+2+10086 and + ID number, and then thanked the blind and silly mother for the surprise, he was very happy, so the public On the screen, there are countless real gangsters popping up.

Heixiazi pretended to be handsome for a while, and chatted with Tianzhen. The scene was pink, but more and more Guliang began to brush up on the same topic for the third time on the public screen.

Twin kings!

I beg the silent idiot to speak out! !

Please meet the two kings! ! !

Tianzhen was talking about Hei Xiazi's "multiple personality problems", as if he had just seen the public screen, so his tone became excited, "Many Gu Liang are looking forward to the double king! Brother, are you there? Come out and say something to satisfy Make the wishes of the mushrooms!!"

As he spoke, he hugged Wu Yan to Mai.

The blind man smiled, and after deciding not to (ao) twist (jiao), seeing Wu Yan, he felt a little more expectation in his heart.

But I can't be ridiculed by Hua Jieyu...

Heixiazi thought so, and there was a smirk in his voice. Seeing that there was no response from Wuyan, he opened his mouth to tease him.

The protagonist's personality faded away, "Merry and Sexy Blind" reappeared, "Why don't you talk? Could it be that you are a little dumb?"

This sentence is actually the line that Gong saw Shou for the first time in a drama that Hei Xiazi assisted. The perfect interpretation of the blind man's attack still makes this character one of the classic characters who are blind with their eyes open.Heixiazi said these words with an ancient style, and once he said these words, the public screen exploded again.

Happy Shou Xing へ Blind House へ Matsugami: Ah, ah, I must be deaf, how could I hear the blind idiot molesting the speechless idiot! ! !

Happy Shouxing ← Wordless Nanmu: Fuck, my family's general attack has been molested!

Happy Shouxing ●I am innocent ●Zhenzhen: I still can’t help but say that our little innocent is GJ this time! !

Happy Shouxing へ Blind Home へ Lolo: The male god GJ! !

Happy Shouxing ← Wuyan の He Wen: Open your eyes and let go of Wuyan! !

Seeing that there was still no response from Wu Yan's end, the black blind man guessed that the person was probably not there, so he began to tease him more confidently: "Wu Yan...isn't he just a little mute~"

Then he saw that the small green light in front of the silent vest was on.

The author has something to say:

I feel that the black bottle is getting colder and colder. Is it my illusion?Want to eat food QAQ