I'm not a mermaid, you die

"Oh, Xiaomi came early today, did you eat any fish?" The boss swam up familiarly. It was a gray mermaid with a hideous scar on its tail. He took out some fish from his backpack. Little Conch handed it to Xiaomi: "Let's have some snacks, freshly baked, fragrant and crispy, it's delicious."

The boss is like a magical treasure chest, always carrying various things. For example, Xiaomi is a foodie, so he prepares some, and whenever he sees it, he takes it out to show his hospitality.The tender little mermaid is very calm, but she is a hot-tempered person. No one in the entire opera house dares to provoke her. She is young and not well-educated, and she is good-looking, but this is not the point.

Because beautiful mermaids are everywhere.

The boss looked at Xiaomi calmly. It is so unique and perfect. The whole ocean is unique. The red and white pairs are colorful. The tail is not only slender, but also somewhat transparent at the end. The crystal scales shine brightly, eye-catching and gorgeous. , is the best of the best, even if time goes back hundreds of millions of years, there has never been such a best.

Xiaomi raised his eyebrows, with a displeased look on his face: "Hey, why are your eyes red? You're sick, get treated as soon as possible."

A few passing fish swam away in fright, looking back in panic, their little hands patting their chests, it was terrible, pink eye disease is contagious.The boss really wanted Keike to die, and he was so dedicated, it was crazy.His gaze turned to the calm Xiaomi with pity and envy, is the conch really that delicious?Shut your mouth, it's drooling.

The boss was displeased in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. He laughed and winked generously: "It's really naughty."

At such an old age, the key point is that they have no color at all. The mermaids onlookers collectively take a deep breath, fearing that if they spit it out, they will lose their jobs.Xiaomi rolled his eyes, turned and left, deliberately slowly showing his slender body in front of the boss, to increase the other's greed.The number of places to go to the mainland is too extravagant, and it is like a dream to take Meimei away. If the boss is willing to let the blood out, it means that he is really playing with his own ideas, so we have to be careful.

When I first came here, I was full of scars, but Meimei was always by my side, taking good care of her, and taking the trouble to teach Xiaomi that since she has connections, how could she not fight for Meimei?Xiaomi does not intend to tell the kind-hearted Meimei about this matter, lest he refuse because of self-blame or because he feels that it is risky, afraid of causing trouble or something.Everyone doesn't know about Xiaomi's combat power. It takes 500 years to become a spirit and 100 years to transform into a form. It is difficult to deal with other fish spirits, but it is a piece of cake to deal with mermaids.

Today the Opera House is performing Mermaid Tears, which tells the story of a dumb mermaid who was excluded, who met the king of the county and fell in love with each other. It was sweet and gave birth to a child.Xiaomi doesn't call this kind of routine, there are no ups and downs, no life and death, and no bad guys jumping around, it's just stupid.

The point is... the person who wrote the story is the king of the county.

Who dares to offend the mermaid nobles?Come join us whenever you have time, never hide your admiration for Xiaomi, just wait for Xiaomi [-], and take him home to do business right away!

This is not the first time he has given money to the owner of the opera house to act in the stories he wrote, each of which has a certain meaning, and he wants to move Xiaomi.When it was over, Xiaomi followed the actors back to the backstage, and the king of the county immediately followed from the other side of the passage. He was very handsome, and he was good at coaxing people with his smooth tongue.

"Xiaomi, what do you think this is?"

I really want to shoot this mermaid to death, it's so noisy.Looking back, Xiaomi saw that the king of the county was holding a crystal in his hand, with red flowers inside, very delicate and beautiful.The mermaids around are exclaiming, there are no flowers in the sea, the king of the county must have gotten them from the land, it's too powerful.This kind of thing is priceless, he is really kind to Xiaomi.

"Do you like it?" The county king's face was rosy, his eyes were shining with warmth, and his tone was quite cautious.

"I'm hungry, can I eat this?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, and the king was a little dazed: "You can't eat it, it's for viewing. Since you're hungry, may I treat you to fish?"

"Would you please?" When Xiaomi raised his head, his slender body was a head taller than the king of the county, and he was instantly killed on the spot.

County King: "..."

Xiaomi flicked his tail and left very gracefully.The king of the county was a little lonely. The guard behind him had a gloomy face, and he swam forward and whispered: "If the king of the county likes it, why should he bear it? From the way he looks, he seems to want to marry."

The king of the county is an aristocrat, and it is impossible for him to marry. Hearing this is very humiliating. Does Xiaomi think so?However, why is there still a hint of sweetness flooding in my heart?It turned out that he likes me so much.

The guard lowered his head, didn't see that his master's "gender" was fighting, and struck while the iron was hot: "In my opinion, he is just arrogant because of favors, so just keep it cold and let him know how powerful he is."

"You have a good idea." The king of the county threw the crystal in his hand to the guard, very generously: "Since he doesn't want it, he won't have it in the future."

"That's right, let him regret and beg for forgiveness!"

The master and servant laughed, and the mermaid not far away looked at the nose, nose and heart, and pretended not to be busy, thinking that the nobles are terrible, their brains are too serious, they should stay away from the county king, and cherish life.

The boss hid in the corner and rubbed his chin. He thought it would be okay to make Xiaomi famous, but he underestimated Xiaomi's allurement anyway. The foolish/forced county king thought he was suave. , but what if the royal family finds out?Xiaomi will be brought into the palace as a plaything.

No, plan fast!

Xiaomi bought a big stickleback and a small conch, and heard scolding before he got home, what's the matter?Quickly speeding up and rushing in, yesterday it was Meimei’s home that had concerns, today it’s my own home, so I can do whatever I want, I’m happy to tear it apart and play: “Hey, hey, you came here to steal something uninvited?”

This is too harsh.

Meimei's father and mother were a little confused, so they immediately shut up, but then they thought this was his home, and it didn't hurt to drop things.My father stared fiercely with triangular eyes: "I knew you were a white-eyed fish. When Meimei picked you up, I felt pitiful. I didn't expect you to hook up with Meimei and run away from home. You're such a jerk, it's simply heaven and earth."

Uh.

It was only then that Xiaomi saw the situation at home clearly, a pile of things were thrown on the ground in a mess, beautiful and tidy, definitely not so sloppy.Xiaomi clenched his fists and smiled coldly, the curtain was blowing cold wind: "Say it again."

The courage I had finally mustered up just like that, my father's face was livid and his mouth was stiff: "Don't say good things...Two times..."

Grandmother wanted to ask if you are cheap, but she wanted to hear someone scold her a second time. Seeing that Xiaomi was about to lose her temper, she also shut her mouth obediently like her wife, pretending to be innocent.Xiaomi usually comes back in the evening, why did he return early today?It must have been Meimei's idea, this child was fussy when he was born, and his elbows turned outward when he grew up, it would be better to strangle him to save some food at least.

"Meimei, what's going on?" Xiaomi lived a simple life, but he was actually very smart, but he just didn't want to think about it. Now that the couple forced their son to come to their house, something must have happened.Xiaomi put down the fish and little conch, and picked up the only bench in the room: "Speak boldly, I'll make the decision for you!"

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