I'm not a mermaid, you die

Xiaomi swam over suspiciously, with his hands on the shore, his palm-sized face looked up, his already beautiful eyes looked bigger and more energetic because of the angle, and his curled eyelashes flickered, so cute : "What are you doing? Do you have to wash before going into the water? Your human habits are so complicated."

Als: "..."

Wrong word?Or hurt his self-esteem?It doesn't matter if I can't swim, anyway, I can do it anyway, Xiaomi chuckled, showing two small fangs: "It's actually pretty good, it's clean and hygienic, it's not like I always forget to wash my hands when I eat."

Zihei's trick should work, didn't you see that Hehe fooled that big man away?

"I did this for a reason," Als said about the water temperature, body temperature, cramps, etc., in a concise and concise manner, he took off his clothes and changed into tight waterproof pants, and told Xiaomi that there is no monitoring here and you can play casually.It was the last thing to strike at Xiaomi, and suddenly grabbed the thin and white wrist, Xiaomi's eyes narrowed, and before he could ask, Als threw him into the water and hugged him around the waist, stupidly not knowing what to do, hey, he Take me on a swim! ! !

The comet hit the meteor, and Xiaomi's mind was rumbling, completely confused/forced.

But he has no tail!

Xiaomi wanted to look down, but Als held his little head with his other hand and pressed it against his chest. One person and one fish were completely attached to each other. After swimming in the water for a few laps, Als felt that it was almost done, and he just sank down with his legs clamped on the tail of the fish. , the yellow fine sand is made of special materials, it is soft and slippery and will not hurt the mermaid.

Xiaomi was lying on the bottom, and Als raised his chin on top, with a playful look in his eyes.

At this moment, Xiaomi knew what Ars was doing. It hurt face when he said he couldn’t swim. He shrugged silently. He was really narrow-minded. Yes, just play with the children.

Although I thought so in my heart, there was still a sense of weirdness, for example, his legs were wrapped around his tail, and his body temperature was so hot that it made Xiaomi's stiff body feel at a loss.

Has it reached a tipping point again?Xiaomi's eyes were silly, as if he was going through something incredible, Als was not discouraged, he let go of the slender waist of the little mermaid, kicked his legs on the ground and swam up to take a breath. For a short time, I really want to walk through that path wantonly like in a dream, and taste the taste of the ultimate package, □□.

What about millet?

He was still digesting, and followed Als with his silly eyes, wow, it turns out that humans swim like this.

Ars's movements are extremely vigorous, he is the kind of figure that looks thin when he is dressed and undressed, and the bronze-colored eight-pack abdominal muscles are uniform/feeling, shining with a healthy luster, like a bulging pastry, Xiaomi stared at the eight-pack obsessively The meat can be filled with small plates.Looking down, her cheeks blushed with shame, uh, it's so bulging, I'm not ashamed, the mermaid hides that place well, what if it gets caught, bitten or hit by something?

Curiosity is curiosity, Xiaomi took a deep breath and went upstream.

Looking at it from a close distance, Als's body is quite different from that of a mermaid. At least, a mermaid can't have abdominal muscles until he dies, but whales have them. It is very popular in the sea to use spells to change their abdominal muscles, which represents strength and strength.No wonder he wants to see the body of the mermaid. Come to think of it, humans are more curious about mermaids.

"how?"

"You're amazing," Xiaomi said honestly, peeking at her with her cute big eyes.

Als raised the corner of his mouth: "I mean the body."

Phew, her face turned red all of a sudden, and Xiaomi glared aggrievedly: "Smile, it's as if you don't like looking at me."

"Yes, yes, I like watching you the most."

If it was so obvious, it just made Xiaomi feel complacent, so he didn't think much about it.Occasionally Als would reflect on it, is the mermaid's aesthetics ingenious?What if Xiaomi falls in love with a strange flower one day?All of a sudden, Als thought a lot, his eyes darkened, is he going to take a slant?

Xiaomi swung her tail, and her big tail fin patted Als on the back.

"What's wrong?" Als was a little confused in his heart, but didn't show it on his face: "I'm distracted."

"It's good to know."

Als opened a big box, and there were many clownfish in it, and Xiaomi opened his mouth in surprise.

"Like it?"

"How do you know I like clownfish?" Xiaomi covered his heart, why is it so fast again?The clownfish are of the same family, so they are naturally close. It is rare for Xiaomi to grow so big and only meet a few mature ones. Als is too careful, no, it should be a coincidence, he cannot possibly know.

The clownfish is not ugly at all, it is red and white, small and very pretty, just like a millet, cute and playful.Every time he came to the Mermaid House, Xiaomi would watch those small fishes and even play with them, while other fishes would not dare to approach Xiaomi, and he didn’t like those fish either, why is this so?Unbelievable.

Als poured the fish into the water, and they swam around lively, like a lost little boy. Suddenly, they all rushed towards Xiaomi, as if they had found a backbone, they circled around him, and even rubbed their bodies against him. Als was so hot that he wanted to become a fish too.

How pitiful, a certain prince was envious of pastries...

Xiaomi was so happy that he sank into the water to play with the little fishes. Als sat on the bank and watched it enthusiastically. He poured himself a cup of coffee and drank it. His eyes were glued to Xiaomi. He felt that the pond should be improved, as there were many shortcomings. , For example, if the yellow fine sand is replaced with black, it can better show the beauty of the mermaid.Xiaomi swam over, Als put down the cup with deep eyes, and jumped down to catch the fish.

The clownfish ran away and hid in the crevices of the coral in fear. Xiaomi was hugged by Ars again. Looking back, the man just lowered his head and kissed Xiaomi's forehead. At that time, both of them froze for a moment. , Xiaomi wagged his tail vigorously and broke free from the restraints, Als quickly followed.

Can a man catch a fish?

Hehe... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Als was raped by Xiaomi, and the naughty little mermaid swam around him, sweeping his arms and legs with his tail from time to time, and when he turned around, he even slapped his ass, having a great time , vomiting bubbles happily to annoy people on purpose: "Come on, come on, chase me~ oops, I forgot that human beings can't talk in water, hahahaha~"

Little does he know that he is in someone's arms, the little mermaid's rampant and willful appearance is extraordinarily charming, Als enjoys continuing to chase, and does not get angry when he suffers, and occasionally pretends to make a mistake, giving Xiaomi a chance to sneak attack, the moment of physical contact passing by, really It's so beautiful, I want to croon/groan comfortably.

Xiaomi has seen Ars's strength, coldness, and majesty, but he doesn't know that he also has a embarrassed side.

Whenever Als's hand is about to grab Xiaomi, the little mermaid always speeds up and swims away immediately, and the teasing is very good. After all, even Meimei and the others can't do their best, and Ars is even worse. The key is that Als has a dark belly. , frowning and covering his stomach, with a pained expression on his face, Xiaomi let out an exclamation and immediately approached, before he could ask, his waist tightened and was caught by Als.

Xiaomi's eyes widened in shock: "You, you, you~ you are cheating! It doesn't count."

Als said a few words silently, looking at the shape of his lips, it seemed that he was not tired of deception. Xiaomi had read the dictionary and knew it with his photographic memory.The tortoise king and the eight big crabs were actually deceived, should they slap him to death with their tails?hateful.Xiaomi bared his teeth, furious, and grabbed Als' waist with his hands.

Doting eyes twinkled like stars, Als was in pain and joy, his big hand ran down Xiaomi's back, the lines of his handsome and tough face softened a lot, and he lowered his head against Xiaomi's forehead.

Xiaomi: "..." Boom, boom, boom~

Swinging his legs, Als carried Xiaomi upstream, took a breath, rubbed Xiaomi's hair by the way, raised his small face, and met those ignorant eyes: "Unhappy? How about a glass of juice? "

"I'll have diarrhea." When it comes to food, Xiaomi is full of energy.

"No, it's newly developed by the Food Bureau. It's very delicious," Als said clearly, with a serious and rigorous attitude. Coupled with his identity, who wouldn't believe it?Anyway, Xiaomi was convinced, and nodded repeatedly, like a little chicken, so cute, Als couldn't hold back, hugged him tightly, and messed up his long hair: "If it weren't for the empire's law that stipulates that bachelors are not allowed to raise mermaids, I will definitely take you home."

Fantastic, this is not guardianship, but fattening and eating as a wife and giving birth to cubs, right?It's no wonder that the country would agree to such self-defense.

Xiaomi pursed her mouth and lowered her head.

Als just tried to say it in a joking tone, but he didn't expect to make the little mermaid sad: "What's wrong with you? Is the guardian's home environment not good?"

"No, Mr. Hua's family is very good." Xiaomi couldn't figure out why he was feeling uncomfortable. Maybe it was a pity that he couldn't have snacks all the time.Xiaomi, who doesn't know how to love, doesn't know his heart at all, so staying with Ars is very comfortable and unrestrained.Xiaomi is polite and estranged to Mr. Hua, with some reservations. He has a very different way of getting along with Als. It is impossible to face the dull Mr. Hua like this, and he will feel like the sky is falling apart.

"Xiaomi, why aren't you happy?" Als became very strong, this is the sharpness that a prince should have, he lifted the little mermaid's chin neatly, studying something.

"What are you doing!" Slapping Ars's hand away, Xiaomi puffed up her cheeks angrily, and slapped the man's back with her tail, turned around and sank, lying in the corner and couldn't come out, leaving Als with the back of her head, what? I mean to experience it myself, hum.Those clownfish swam over each other, shuttled and played freely in his hair.

Als went ashore, put on his bathrobe, and strode away.

Millet……

Just walk away, cold war is cold war, who is afraid of anyone, it is obvious that you are the one who is dishonest and cruel to me, whoever takes care of who first ~ who is the white-eyed fish, rotten tail, black belly, scales off...

Ars came back after a while, and Xiaomi took a look and immediately got down on the ground. I didn't expect it, not at all.

"Drink the juice, I made it myself, come and taste it~"

Don't ask me to forgive you for grabbing a glass of juice.

"Come on, it won't taste good when it's cold."

This... Xiaomi frowned, what should I do?Do you really want to admit cowardice for one bite?

"I'm drinking it. You must have never tasted the sweet and sour taste. Come on, it's really cold...I can only take it away!"

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Some readers asked about the update time, this...hehehe, I usually do it at night, and I want to try to update more next month, you know.