I'm not a mermaid, you die

what's going on?

Does he want to eat his own food?

Or did you regret it after sending it over?

Now that Xiaomi has bitten it, there is absolutely no reason to let go. He glanced into the pot, picked up a piece of green rapeseed with chopsticks, and handed it to Als, but Als ignored the rapeseed and began to suck it into his mouth. , Xiaomi panicked, and subconsciously began to slap his mouth, but unfortunately he was a step too late, Als killed two-thirds, and even ate the sandwich while Xiaomi was in a daze.

This is clearly losing his wife and losing his army!

Xiaomi was furious, and immediately slapped the table violently. Als stretched out his long hand and hugged the mermaid in his arms, kissed the chattering little mouth, and took back the remaining third, and ate it. Noise, what's the matter?Stupidly staring at Mengmeng's big eyes.

Ars hurriedly picked up his chopsticks and blew, and handed it to Xiaomi: "Eat."

"..."

"It won't taste good when it's cold."

"I don't eat, I'm full."

"Stingy guy," Als knew that Xiaomi was just bluffing. It's the first time for a snacker to try hot pot. How could he just look down on his mouth?Immediately, she ate it into her mouth and kissed it. The little mermaid grabbed Als by the collar, her little eyes were bright, and she seemed unable to understand.

Xiaomi eats rapeseed, licks/licks his mouth, he is a minnow, he doesn’t have so many etiquette, cleanliness, bacteria and other concepts, it’s the first time he is fed like this, Xiaomi doesn’t hate it, he likes it, he doesn’t even use chopsticks I took it, and looked at Als eagerly, feed it, if you have the ability to feed it for a lifetime, then I will give up the fish spirit's life span of tens of thousands of years, and lie in the coffin with you until it rots.

Als didn't know that Xiaomi was thinking of such a sacred future, and he was very happy. He didn't show it on his face. He picked up a few fish balls and put them on the plate first. Because the fish balls are slow to cool, eat some vegetables, meat slices, and fish slices first.He likes to eat any millet with Ars, and picks up chopsticks to pick up meat for Ars when he is half full.

After a good meal, I was sweating, the pot was always steaming, and the room was fragrant.

In the afternoon, I went to the library. This time Xiaomi was reading... ancient children's books, full of various short stories. After reading it, Xiaomi couldn't think of going home anymore.Als sat on the side and smiled with a deep meaning, and simply raised Xiaomi's chin: "There is a clear rule here, even I can only come once a month, do you think this is good, I will tell you a story every night ?”

"Okay, okay," Xiaomi nodded again and again, it was a surprise, such a good place is naturally impossible to open every day, he understands: "Ars, you are awesome."

"Huh?" Als pointed at his face in a sly manner.

The man was extremely handsome, and occasionally he was very flamboyant. Xiaomi blushed, rolled his eyes and gave a quick babble, and ran away in embarrassment. Als followed him leisurely, as comfortable as walking in a courtyard.Why not hurry?Because Xiaomi can't open the combination lock, hehe.

Xiaomi was extremely depressed, standing at the door pitifully: "The door doesn't know me."

"It's just high-tech, it's a trivial matter." When Als pushed the door, the door opened, as if it didn't take much effort, it was very easy.

"..." Xiaomi curled her lips and humbly asked for advice, "Is it a fingerprint?"

"No, it's scanning. Fingerprints are not safe. You have to be the person," Als explained carefully. After going out, he told Xiaomi where the scanning device was hidden and what was on the doorknob, including the location of the pinhole camera. He was taken aback for a while, lying/trough, with such strict defenses, he would think that there was some invisible secret.

Yes, everyone in the empire knows about it.

Sending Xiaomi to Fengyang Road, Als reluctantly parted with him, it was just the moment when they first fell in love, and it was hard to part.Let’s talk about Xiaomi, who turned his head every three steps, waved his hand limply, and Ars quietly looked at him.In the evening, both of them kept watch on the time and talked on the phone immediately at eight o'clock.When Xiaomi fell asleep for the first time before, Als was depressed, so he deliberately took the little mermaid to the library, so that Xiaomi would not ignore Als any longer if he had hope.

The prince's way of chasing his partner is not an ordinary long way to go, boil fish in warm water~

Half a month later, Nan Yueming successfully got engaged. The two families exchanged gifts and held a banquet.Gao Yi, who came uninvited, dressed in a very grand and grand manner, and brought his friends to participate in a high-profile event, hoping to give Nan Yueming an unforgettable night.Today the prince has something to do and cannot accompany the princess, so Als was caught.Boring, he really wanted to take Xiaomi with him, saying that there were a lot of delicious food at the banquet, and he would always follow around and not let Xiaomi be alone.Xiaomi curled his lips, so what if he placed an order?I am not the Little Red Riding Hood you mentioned.

In fact, I really hope that there is a wolf grandma. Sometimes Xiaomi will let him know that there is a fish called clown fish, and he can beat you.

Xiaomi put on the dress prepared by Als, it was white and red, it was very beautifully designed, Xiaomi stood in front of the mirror for a long time, looked left and right, but was unwilling to leave, Xiaomi knew that he was good looking, and was beaten by a servant After ordering, it is even more eye-catching, why is it different?amazing.

"gorgeous."

Xiaomi pursed his lips and smiled with great satisfaction, he was very happy: "Actually, you are quite handsome today."

"Thank you," Als hooked Xiaomi's nose, arrogantly.

Als was wearing a black dress, making him look mysterious and dignified, tall and handsome, like a luminous body.Xiaomi didn't even want to go, she continued to curl her lips and roll her eyes, until a delicate and beautiful mask appeared in front of her eyes, and Xiaomi regained her senses.Als raised Xiaomi's chin: "Wear it, so that no one can see your face."

"What?"

"I'm afraid they'll fall in love with you."

After Xiaomi raised his eyebrows, his eyes lit up: "Then you wear it too."

Als took a breath, his eyes flashed with a sharpness that the mermaid didn't understand, and he was serious and focused: "Why?"

"I hate the way other people look at you." They all thought that Xiaomi was stupid and didn't understand anything. In fact, he was very clear in his heart. There were two pregnant bodies in the garden of the palace that day, and one stared at Als hotly. He didn't even want to face Yes, the other one is obscure and low-key, he should be a smart person.

Knowing that he is excellent, there must be many people who like him, but knowing and seeing are two different things, the kind of stimulation is more intense, otherwise how could Xiaomi be intimate with Als in front of everyone?

Als was extremely hot inside, subconsciously took two steps forward, put his hands on Xiaomi's shoulders: "You..."

"I'll be jealous," Xiaomi said bluntly, staring at this bewitching face with displeasure, and suddenly pinched the man's waist ferociously: "Listen to me, if someone posts it, they must Push it away immediately, otherwise, I will definitely make you look good. Don't laugh, I'm serious."

"I'm very happy, Xiaomi, you finally fell in love with me," Als was very excited. If he hadn't had to accompany the princess, he really wanted to tear off Xiaomi's clothes and do something ulterior.I really want to hear him cry, Xiaomi's unbearable emotion must be a hundred times sexier than in the dream.

"What are you looking at?" Why are your eyes so terrifying?Frightened to death, Xiaomi trembled and continued to twist Als' waist.

The servants lowered their heads, not daring to speak, wishing to close their ears, but unfortunately they didn't have the ability, so they had to shrink back to reduce their presence.The prince is flirting with the little mermaid, it is estimated that a good thing is coming, there have been no newborns in the palace for a long time, especially the palace of the Three Emperors, the servants are looking forward to it.

Ars held Xiaomi's thief hand, bowed his head and kissed the tender, smooth, white and elastic little face: "Grow up quickly, I can't wait."

"I didn't make you wait."

Taking a breath, Als was about to go crazy: "You say it again?" Hallucination?

"I said... I didn't ask you to wait," Xiaomi's eyes fluttered, but he didn't look into Als's eyes, his heart beat faster, and his ears were hot.

"Don't seduce/seduce me, do you know how attractive you are to me?" Having erotic dreams every day is not an ordinary XXOO: "I can't touch, eat, or get close to the person I like. I can't bear it." It's hard work, Xiaomi, don't say things like this in the future, I can't guarantee that I will be a gentleman forever." There are still a few months, bear with it and it will pass.

"..."

Xiaomi really didn't talk about it, but Als was very disappointed, but he didn't show his richness on his face, so that it would be difficult for Xiaomi.The princess was ready and sent someone to urge him. Ars put on gemstone earrings for Xiaomi before going out with him. Xiaomi shook his ears and said nothing.

Only married mermaids wear earrings, earrings, and earrings.

A row of [-] suspension vehicles parked in the courtyard specially separated by the Hu family. Als got out of the vehicle with Xiaomi, all wearing masks, and the princess also got off. It was safe with guards all around him. He was slightly taken aback. Not much to say, although it is a method of deception, the effect must be very good, since the prince is wearing a mask, he definitely does not want to be disturbed.Those who attend the banquet are all smart people, and no one will suffer from bad luck.

The Hu family stood respectfully at the gate of the courtyard, knelt down to salute, and they were overwhelmed. The princess said a few words before letting them get up.The prince asked Ars to serve as a deterrent and to save face for the princess, that's why Ars was so silent, holding Xiaomi to enjoy the moonlight.

In the hall, the members of the royal family were quietly greeted to take up the high position. The princess raised her hand and asked them to stand up, and said some polite words.

Xiaomi secretly looked at it idly and locked the food area. What Als said was true, a lot of food, all in transparent plates and cups, exquisite and beautiful, I don’t know how it tastes.The hand was squeezed, Xiaomi looked up, and Ars happened to look down, and the two smiled at the same time, with a tacit understanding.

Today, the second young master of the Hu family and Nan Yueming are the protagonists. They followed the elders and saluted the princess and Ars again. Ars stood aside and moved away from the main seat. Xiaomi stood next to him, and everyone had secretly paid attention to him. It's a mermaid. Since when did His Highness have a favorite mermaid?

In the hall on the right is a sea of ​​flowers, half waist high, and there are many mermaids standing in it, all unmarried.Among them are those who have just landed. They know the market in Baicheng. Among the men, the third prince is the most outstanding. It is an honor to be with him.You must inquire about it later, knowing yourself and your enemy will win all battles, bitch, just wait and see.

Xiaomi didn't do anything, and was stabbed countless times. His heart was full of food, and he was about to drool.The Crown Princess is elegant and dignified, and she came to give him face because of her younger brother. Naturally, she treated the Hu family very kindly, which made them overjoyed and slightly panicked. They already knew how to treat this "immodest" Nan Yueming in the future. .

The atmosphere was harmonious and happy, and someone came to sabotage it.

Gao Yi walked step by step, with a smile on her face, and her light makeup made her look even more elegant and refined. The jewels on the hem of her clothes were all huge and round, priceless.His appearance made many people secretly frown, very unhappy.When the former empress was here, she heard that Gao Yi was domineering and domineering, that she could not be high enough to be low, and would not marry unless she was the third prince.

That's right, there is a play to watch, and today the Third Prince is at the scene with a mermaid.

Gao Yi saluted the Crown Princess, and he got up without saying a word, and looked at Als tenderly: "Cousin, you are really too, today is a good day for tomorrow, why don't you congratulate him?"

This is stabbing a knife in my younger brother's heart. The princess's hand, hidden in her gorgeous long sleeves, is tight, and her long nails hurt her palm. It hurts so much, but she can't help laughing: "Yi'er is still sensible, as expected of the Gao family." The jewel in the palm is different, sensible and well-behaved, I like Yi'er the most."

Satisfied, Gao Yi rubbed his temples, glanced at Xiaomi, disdainful for not taking him seriously.

Xiaomi narrowed his eyes immediately, what's the matter?Be despised?Because of Als?Cousin, are you calling me so dear?If it weren't for the fact that there are so many people who really want to deal with him, it's abominable.

Als squeezed Xiaomi's hand, bowed his head and said, "I have nothing to do with him."

"Hmph, promise to go with the ghost."

"No, I only say to the fish."

"..." A few words are enough to coax him, Xiaomi feels that he is cheap, forget it, Ars is not easy, please forgive him.

At this moment, someone handed Gao Yi a glass of wine, which was pregnant.Gao Yi, who had been diverted from the topic by the princess, immediately came back to his senses, slightly annoyed, and made another high-profile request: "Cousin, why don't you bless Ming'er? He has been in the palace for so long, and he can't see you when he looks up. Could it be him?" Is it too easy to leave the palace?"

These words seem to point to something, no one is a fool, especially the face of the Hu family is particularly hard to come down, the face of the old man is blue.

Hu Meizi, could it be that she was not clear with the prince in the palace?

This flirtatious person can't marry back home!

Those who have vendettas or quarrels with the Hu family are all happy. I sincerely wish this pair of lovers. It would be better if they had a wild/species.At that time, the heads of the Hu family will be green, but they have to endure it. Who dares to fight against the royal family?You have to take good care of the "expensive" species. Thinking about it makes people happy, hahaha.

Nan Yueming has been living in the crown prince's womb, will he also be with the crown prince?Not really, but the age difference between the third prince and him is not too much, the near water towers first, and Nan Yueming looks so hard to describe, I'm afraid it's really...not easy, otherwise why would Gao Yi dare to say that?

Before the Crown Princess could speak, Nan Yueming stood up and saluted, smiling naturally and generously, rather helplessly: "Your Highness, the cemetery is getting dark at night, why don't you... take Yi'er for a walk?"

The misfortune came, and Gao Yi asked Als again and again. He was actually jealous of the mermaid and deliberately looking for words, but Nan Yueming was just an excuse.

The Hu family breathed a sigh of relief, but Gao Yi's expression turned grim: "Don't be busy, wouldn't it be better to listen to the blessing first? Don't you want the blessing of the God of War?"

Ars pulled Xiaomi down from the high platform, and everyone held their breath, waiting for what he would say. Gao Yi is a royal relative and has the capital to be arrogant, but they don't.At this particularly tense moment, Als had no intention of opening his mouth at all, and took the little mermaid to the quietest corner, picked up the plate, picked out his favorite food, and communicated intimately.

……

The Crown Princess smiled meaningfully, her gaze fell on Gao Yi, her tone was extremely gentle: "Come on, come sit here with me, how is the injury on your forehead?"

"It's ready, no..." Don't bother to say a few words, Gao Yi, who has been taught by his family, immediately changed his words: "It's not a big deal, congratulations to His Highness the Crown Princess for marrying your younger brother, and I'm also sticky and happy."

Nan Yueming finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. If Als really said the words of blessing, he couldn't even imagine what would happen to him. Maybe he would pass out. He felt bitter and uncomfortable. Hu Feng is a young talent. Excellent reviews...don't be greedy.Nan Yueming was a very restrained person, he secretly glanced at his partner affectionately, Hu Feng did not hide his worry, he was a good man who knew how to love others.

Then, the elders of the Hu family led the younger generation to greet and introduce the guests, and the atmosphere was harmonious and harmonious.

Gao Yi looked for an opportunity to get close to Ars, but was stopped by the guards on the grounds of safety, which was a shame, like a slap in the face.

Drinking cup after cup, in order to look good in the dress, Gao Yi didn't drink a drop of water, but who is she looking so beautifully dressed for?Damn mermaid, underestimated him, and coaxed Als to serve him food?Why doesn't he hit the wall?And don't look in the mirror, vixen.No, even if you know he is not a threat, you must get rid of it. The thought of my cousin touching him makes me sick.

Gao Yi looked at his friend next to him, who nodded and left the hall.There are many ways to make the mermaid disappear, but it will be very troublesome after the accident, so we must be careful not to leave any tell.What's more, my cousin is in high spirits. If the mermaid disappears like this, it will become his cinnabar mole. It's better to arrange an affair, so as to completely get rid of the entanglement.

Not long after, the other side was ready. Gao Yi walked forward with two glasses of wine, a little drunk, but was still stopped by the guard. He pretended to be dizzy, his hands were unsteady, and both glasses of wine fell. One wine glass was caught, and the other fell to the ground, dirtying Gao Yi's trousers.

shame.

Gao Yi seemed to be awake a lot, slightly uncomfortable. After all, he is a dignified and well-behaved young man. When did he have such a shame?Looking at Als with extremely aggrieved eyes: "Cousin~"

In plain sight, Gao Yi was a relative of the former empress. If Als didn't care, he would lose face to the prince. After all, Als was raised by him, and his elder brother is also his father.Als bowed his head and said something to Xiaomi. Xiaomi shook Als's hand, and Ars seemed to say something helplessly, and Xiaomi agreed.

How dare the dead mermaid be so unrestrained in public?Whether it is Gao Yi or Nan Yueming, they are very sad.

In fact, Als told Xiaomi that there seemed to be a situation, and Xiaomi shook excitedly, and Ars asked if he wanted to watch a movie?Xiaomi held back his joy and nodded.

Ars asked two guards to help Gao Yi, but Gao Yi quit. At this moment, two pregnant servants came over, sent by the princess. At the critical moment, it was finally clear who belonged to whom, Xiaomi said with emotion , Als is used to it.This time Gao Yi was honest. In fact, he also knew that Als was no longer the considerate little brother he was when he was a child.

Gao Yi was in a very unstable mood because of drinking, so he had to lower his head so that no one could see his tears.

The Hu family converted many rooms into lounges. After Gao Yi entered, Als and Xiaomi were talking outside, and there was a commotion inside, and there was applause, which seemed to hurt Gao Yi because of the poor hands and feet of the servant.Als had to go in and have a look, so Xiaomi placed the order.A few children ran over laughing and shouting that there is a mutated pet dog in Tianchi, very docile and touchable, so cute, let's go and see it...

Xiaomi glanced at the room, hesitated for a moment, and then followed the children. There were a pair of eyes in the dark staring at all this gloomyly.

Gaining the winning ticket, Gao Yi stopped getting angry and followed the servant into the inner room to change clothes. Little did he know that Ars hadn't sat down to drink tea at all, and had already left from the window. He met Xiaomi halfway and didn't go to the so-called Tianchi. Being deceived by "friends", this game was not intended to frame Xiaomi from the very beginning.

The princess concubine cared about the prince's feelings, and didn't want to make it difficult for Xiaomi. Nan Yueming had accepted his fate, let alone deal with Xiaomi, making it difficult for his brother.So the two of them took advantage of Gao Yi's temperament and set up a trap. As for Gao Yi's friends, the relationship is not that good at all. Just go, belittle to the point of even beating and scolding, unlucky and deserve it.

Als and Xiaomi go shopping in the garden to digest food, hold hands, look at each other and smile from time to time, chatting happily.It was time for the princess to leave, so she ordered Als to go back, Xiaomi was slightly regretful, why did the time pass so fast?Als thought the same, tightened Xiaomi's hand, and slowed down.

"Where is the good show?" Xiaomi secretly asked.

"I might have guessed wrong," Ars shrugged, and said helplessly, "I'm not a god."

"Hey, it's less fun," Xiaomi said, really disappointed.

Als doesn't like Xiaomi's expression like this the most, but he can't help it, he can't take him to see Gao Yi having sex with other men, right?Yes, set off fireworks in the name of the princess!Xiaomi must like it, Ars hooked his fingers to the dark place as soon as the inspiration came, his lips moved, and someone left.

Back in the hall, Ars joined the princess, and all the officials and dignitaries saluted or knelt down to send them off respectfully.

A piece of Nan Yueming's heart collapsed, he couldn't take a look, but he couldn't look, because Hu Feng was always by his side and never left.

The suspension convoy slowly lifted into the air and left quickly. Als watched the princess's car fall towards the Crown Prince's womb, and immediately turned around and left. When he flew to Fengyang Road, he stopped on the top of a certain hotel and blocked the roof. Xiaomi didn't know that Als What are you going to do, haven't you finished watching the night?Do you watch birds?

There was a whoosh sound, as if something was ascending to the sky, and when Xiaomi turned his head to look at it, his eyes widened immediately, because something exploded in the sky with a whoosh sound, and gorgeous flowers bloomed instantly, beautiful...