[Comprehensive] Eat dog food

Sitting on the bed, Bai Lai shook his legs, feeling something was wrong for a while, why is the bed so high?

Ok?

Bai Laijiang looked at his small hand, which had shrunk by an unknown amount, and suddenly had a terrible thought in his heart...

Isn't he getting smaller?

It took a lot of effort before he climbed out of the bed, walked to the mirror, and saw a child who was only one meter tall, with question marks all over his head.

Ok?

The child in the mirror, wearing a small hooded pajamas, tilted his head like him, his big eyes were full of confusion.

Isn't this what he looked like when he was a child?

What kind of fat is this? !

"Lai Lai, today is the first day of kindergarten, be good~" A woman with a gentle voice opened the door and walked in.

Bai Lai looked up and saw the woman's face, not yet aged by life, the young woman had a happy smile on her face, this was his mother.

Tears welled up in Bai Lai's eyes, and he hugged his mother's calf with small steps.

"Why are you crying, Lai Lai? There are many children in the kindergarten, don't be afraid, mom will accompany you~" Bai Lai's mother didn't think too much, but thought that Bai Lai was afraid of going to school.

But Bai Lai is not afraid of going to school, he is just afraid of the passage of time...

"Mom, if only you could be young forever." Bai Lai said sullenly.

"What did you say?" She didn't catch what Bailey said.

Bai Lai shook his head, unwilling to say it again.

Bai Lai's mother washed him, then helped him change his clothes, and finally took his little hand and led him to the dining table.

"Lai Lai, we'll go to school after dinner."

"Mm~" Bai Lai dragged his little milk voice very well.

Bai Lai's mother was surprised at Bai Lai's cuteness today, but only thought that he was looking forward to going to school.

Bai Lai is eating, but misses his parents in the real world very much... Although it is very warm, but these are all fake, Bai Lai clearly realizes this.

He can only walk out of the mission world by following the development of the plot.

Bai Lai's mother sent him to the kindergarten class. Bai Lai was carrying a small schoolbag, clutching the belt nervously.

"Lai Lai, be good, mom will pick you up tonight~"

"Hmm..." Bai Lai felt a little uncomfortable watching the woman walk away, but looking at the door of the class, his fighting spirit was rekindled in his heart. As long as he completes this task, he can return to the real world!

"Crack-knock-"

Um?what sound?

"Crack-knock-"

Bai Lai followed the voice and saw two knives joined together to form scissors to trim the branches of a small tree.

I must be reading it wrong.

Bai Lai turned his face decisively, he didn't believe that this world is not a normal world...

Automatic tree trimmers do not exist!

There are cute little tables and stools in the classroom, and the names are carefully pasted on them.

Bai Lai found the one that belonged to him, sat down, put down his schoolbag, and then began to observe his surroundings.Being smaller seems to have made his thinking naive, he actually thinks a little tiger with a little rabbit in its mouth is cute!

No, why are there tigers in the kindergarten?

Bai Lai watched in a daze as the little tiger crawled up the bench with the little rabbit in its mouth, it seemed a little cute.

The tiger has rabbits in its food, right? His saliva wets the rabbit's fluff!

Bai Lai felt that he had an obligation to save the rabbit, so he quickly stretched out his short hand and pulled the rabbit out of the tiger's mouth.

Tiger's mouth was empty and he looked at Bai Lai cutely, as if he didn't understand why he did this.

Bai Lai didn't know if he could understand what he said, and said seriously: "You can't eat the little rabbit, it's so cute."

At this time, a small voice suddenly came from his hand, "Ota didn't want to eat me...he just helped me put me on the bench..."

Bai Lai looked blankly at the little rabbit's three-petal mouth.

Rabbit talking?

"Yes, Tanaka is too lazy to walk today." The tiger said while taking the little rabbit from Bai Lai's hand, and gently placed it on the bench. He also got down on his stomach and wrapped the rabbit in his arms.

Bai Lai stared at the scene in a daze, at this moment he felt a tingling sensation on his hand, looked down, and saw a little spider crawling onto his hand without knowing when, Bai Lai trembled in fear, The spider fell, and just when he thought the spider would fall, he was caught by an eye. The eye felt Bailey's gaze, blinked as if to say hello, and carried the little spider left.

Bai Lai watched that eye fly all the way to the corner of the classroom. There was a little boy sitting there with an empty eye socket. He smiled at Bai Lai, then caught the eyeball and put it in the eye socket. The little spider was placed on the table next to it.

Bai Lai's heart was pounding, this world is really abnormal!

Bai Lai's eyes wandered around, and finally he found two normal people.

A little girl with long white hair and a little boy with black hair sat in the first row near the door.

The two seemed to be talking happily, and Bai Lai heard the little boy say, "Wow, Victor is amazing!"

So the name of that little girl with pink make-up and jade is Victor?The name seemed to be a hot-blooded sports romance show he had seen, and Bai Lai suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Look, Yuuri~"

With a swipe of Victor's hand, snowflakes floated on top of them, and the snowflakes fluttered and scattered, which was extremely beautiful.

Of course, if it is not in the classroom, it will only be more beautiful.

"Wow!" Yuuri's eyes widened. "It's beautiful, Victor!"

"If Yuuri wants to watch it in the future, I'll show it to you, only for you." Victor said while cupping Yuuri's face, slurping.

Bai Lai turned his face blankly, this is not the mission world I imagined, there must be something wrong...

Just when Bai Lai was in a daze, the door of the classroom suddenly slammed loudly, and everyone in the classroom coughed and non-humans looked over.

The little white rabbit rubbed his eyes, and said softly, "Otian, what happened?"

"It's okay, it's just that class is about to start."

"Oh." The little rabbit replied, buried its head in the tiger's stomach again, and fell asleep.

Yuuri was taken aback, Viktor pointed his finger towards the door reflexively, the snow fell heavily for a while, and a snowdrift was piled at the door.

After a while the snowdrift moved, and a snow-white angry monkey emerged from it.

The monkey chirped for a while, and a bird landed on his shoulder, which he shook impatiently.

It was not only the birds that were shaken off, but also the snow-white snowflakes, which revealed the monkey's original appearance, a little monkey with brown-yellow hair.

The little bird's body still has fluff that hasn't faded, and it looks chubby. It even makes people doubt whether his short wings can support him to fly.

"Mi~sa~ki~ You are not good~" The bird's voice was full of laughter.

But the monkey was very impatient, "Shut up, dead monkey!"

The little bird flapped its wings and flew slowly in this direction. The monkey didn't like it, so he picked it up and put it on his shoulder, then walked to the seat swaggeringly.

The monkey looked displeased at everyone, and Bai Lai was very shocked. He could understand the expressions of the monkey and the bird? !

Before Bai Lai recovered from the shock, he heard the sound of "dong dong" footsteps coming from outside again. People couldn't help but wonder how heavy this person must be to make such a sound when walking?

The person who walked in would not disappoint, it turned out to be a "giant" over 1.8 meters!

In kindergartens no longer than one meter, 1.8 meters is of course a giant.This giant has distinct muscles, his teeth are exposed, and more importantly, he is not wearing any clothes.

Bai Lai silently covered his eyes with his small hands. He had an ominous feeling about what to do, and always felt that this giant looked familiar.

"Do you want to die!" Although it was an immature voice, the imposing manner inside made people dare not doubt his words.

A little boy with a pair of knives ran in after the giant. The saliva on the boy's chest was white and shiny.

Bai Lai had a clear understanding in his heart, isn't this the captain and Allen?It's just that these two knives look familiar, oh, aren't these the "scissors" that were used to trim the young trees just now?

The two sabers were shaking uncomfortably in the hands of the captain, and the captain threatened: "You are a saber, don't move!"

The knife moved more rhythmically, even Bailai heard it say: "Let me go! Lingba needs my protection."

Bai Lai couldn't help covering his head with his hands, what are these.

Allen took huge strides and sat behind Bai Lai, and the captain threw away the knife and sat beside Allen.

Bai Lai: I can't help but cover the back of my neck, what should I do?

At this moment, the door rang again!

Bai Lai looked over numbly, and saw a little boy with light blue hair and bandages floating in, that's right, he floated in, with his feet floating off the ground...

Bai Lai thought to himself, this is much better than humanizing animals, it's just floating!

The little boy suddenly covered his eyes with the bandaged hand, and said in a trembling voice: "I can't seal it anymore, the emperor of darkness is about to come back to the world!" But before he finished speaking, he His body seemed to be floating uncontrollably on the seat, and he said a little unhappy: "Qimu, I haven't finished talking yet!"

A little boy with two balls on his pink head walked in and said indifferently: "The teacher will be here soon."

Bai Lai was surprised, it turned out that Qi Shen really didn't move his mouth when he was speaking!However, Qi Shen, how about you cooperate with the second instant?

Before long, the classroom was almost full.

It's just that Bai Lai's deskmate didn't arrive for a long time. Bai Lai checked the time, don't be late.

Somewhat curious, what kind of person is the deskmate, is it an animal or has superpowers?

Following Bai Lai's fantasy, a little boy with a smile on the corner of his mouth came to his side, and when Bai Lai turned his face, he saw a familiar smile.The other party stretched out his hand to him, "Hello, at the same table~"

Bai Lai stretched out his hand in a daze, "Hello."

So familiar.

He sat down, saw Bai Lai staring at him, and smiled more gently, "My name is Ji Yi, what about you?"

"Bai Lai." Bai Lai was suddenly a little shy.

"Then I'll call you Lai Lai, okay?"

"Okay, okay!" Bai Lai's face turned red immediately, Ji Yi smiled and looked at Bai Lai's innocent look, not regretting his choice at all.

Bai Lai, I saw you again. After such a long time, do you miss me?

I miss you almost like crazy.

Although the longing in his heart has almost reached the point of madness, Ji Yi still resists the thought of holding him in his arms, and warns himself, don't, don't scare him, there is still time.

Finally seeing you, Ji Yi pressed his chest and his heart was so excited that he almost danced inside.

too long.

Ji Yi dare not recall those days when he guarded Bai Lai who became a vegetative state.

Hold on to that unattainable hope.

I'll take you out, Bailey, how can I let you come here for nothing?

I will take all your feelings and get you out of here and back to the real world.

Don't worry, don't be afraid.

My Bailey...

***

"Hello, classmates~" A man in a windbreaker walked in, Bai Lai just thought that the teacher should be normal, when he saw the neat white cloth strips wrapped around the man's body...

Hello Mr. Osamu Dazai, would you like to teach us how to commit suicide?

Bai Lai felt a little pain in his head...

"Disqualification in the world!" Osamu Dazai said loudly, and with a burst of light curtains, all the animals in the classroom turned into people, and the snowflakes created by Victor also turned into light and disappeared.

The classroom appears normal.

Bai Lai heard an exclamation from outside, the small tree he saw just now was gone, replaced by two little boys, one had a red mark on his collarbone, which looked like two words—" Xueyin"; another little boy looked very well-behaved, with a slight smile on his face.

Yukine led him in, Dazai nodded and let them return to their seats.

Seeing that everyone in the classroom was assembled, Osamu Dazai said slowly: "You are not one-year-old or two-year-old children anymore, you are three years old now, and you are at the age of understanding, so there are many things that the teacher does not need to say. From today on, everyone should study hard, and Kunikida-kun will teach you if you don’t study hard!"

"What are you talking about!" A man who was bigger than the giant Allen came in, he couldn't bear it and shook Dazai Osamu's collar, "We agreed to set off together, why did you leave early, my plan ah!"

"Kunikida-kun," Dazai Osamu said seriously, "I'm telling you that life doesn't go according to plan!"

"Is that so?" Kunikida asked seriously.

"Yes, yes, write it down."

Kunikida actually took out his notebook and wrote it down carefully. At this moment, Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "I'm lying to you."

After saying this, Kunikida kicked him out.

Bai Lai covered his eyes, feeling that his future was a bit difficult...