Vegetarianism and Meatless

The weather is so clear and the sun is so bright, but Mr. Meat and Buhuan is preparing to meet his parents.

"Is it really not possible to procrastinate any longer?" Mr. Meat No Joy asked Mr. Vegetarianism again.

"Early death and early rebirth." Mr. Vegetarian looked at Mr. Meatless with "compassion".

"That's right." Mr. No Flesh, No Huan said in a low voice, and resolutely knocked on the door with the appearance of a "strong man who died generously".

"……What are you doing?"

"Knock on the door." Mr. Meatless Huan replied as a matter of course.

Mr. Vegetarian looked at him with a look of "caring for the mentally retarded", and shook the key chain in his hand, "I have the key."

"...Let's talk about it earlier." Mr. Meatless Huan suddenly felt ashamed of himself.

When the door was opened, Mr. Vegetarian changed his shoes very naturally, brought him a new pair of slippers, and went in directly.

Mr. Huan Huan outside the door looked at him with "horrified" expression.

"My parents are not at home during this time, come in quickly." Mr. Vegetarian explained.

Mr. Meatless Huan patted his chest, "I'm scared to death, you didn't say it earlier."

"..."

With a "click", the door handle turned lightly, and the door opened.

Mr. No Meat, No Joy instantly stiffened his body, looking at Mr. Vegetarian as if asking for help.

Mr. Vegetarian didn't expect this to happen, "Mom, why did you come back so early?"

Shen's mother cast a strange look at Mr. Vegetarianism, and then noticed Mr. Huan Huan who was lying on his back, "Oh, come here, why are you just standing, come and sit by Auntie's side."

Mr. Meatless gave Mr. Vegetarian a smile that was uglier than crying. Mr. Vegetarian reached out and patted him on the shoulder and mouthed to him, "Go."

Mr. No Meat, No Huan took a deep breath, turned around, and saw Shen Ma's well-maintained face. To be honest, Mr. No Meat, No Huan almost thought it was Mr. Vegetarian's sister ,"Aunt."

Shen's mother smiled very brightly, and greeted Mr. No Meat, No Huan, "Come and sit down." Then she said to Mr. Vegetarian, "Hurry up and peel some fruits, and bring a bag of tea."

Mr. Vegetarian obediently complied without saying a word.

Mr. Huan Huan replied, and walked over pretending to be calm, not daring to sit down.

"You child, why are you so out of touch. Ah Xuan's affairs have always been decided by himself. We will call you here, just to see who can make him so interested, and there is no other meaning." Shen Ma smiled and said, "Sit down quickly, you must be tired from standing like this."

"Okay." Mr. Wuroubuhuan sat down obediently, a little embarrassed, not knowing what to say.

Knowing that he was cramped, Shen's mother said on her own, "Come on, tell auntie, how long have you two known each other?"

"Uh, it's been eight years, almost nine years." Mr. Meatless Huan recalled earnestly.

"Oh." Shen's mother nodded, "Then you two have known each other since freshman year. It's been long enough. So how long have you been together?"

"More than six years." While answering the question, Mr. Huan Huan Huan silently sighed in his heart, so it has been so long.

Shen's mother spoke out what was in his heart, "It's been so long, and it's true that he has been hiding it from us."

Mr. Huan Huan feels that it is necessary to explain it better, "Actually, I don't think it is necessary to say so early." In fact, I never thought that we could really be together for so many years.But he dared not say the second half of the sentence.

"That's true. You were all in your third year at that time, so there was no need for that, or you were thoughtful. By the way, Auntie doesn't even know your name yet, and Ah Xuan didn't want to tell us."

Mr. Huan Huan froze for a moment, "My name is Xiao Ji."

Shen Ma's eyes lit up, and she joked, "You guys are the names of lovers in the vast crowd."

Mr. Meatless Huan blushed.

After teasing the children enough, Mr. Vegetarian also appeared at the right time, "Mom, don't bully others."

"Are you only helping your own wife and not your mother so soon?" Shen's mother chuckled, but it was just a joke, nothing else.

Mr. Vegetarian was very helpless, poured a cup of tea for each of them, put the fruit platter on the table, and sat down next to Mr. No Meat.

"Okay, okay." Shen's mother got up, "I'm sitting here like a light bulb, so I won't bother you, I'll cook first, and stay to eat together at noon. Old Shen is true, and I told him to go early. Those who came back are still gone.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened, and Father Shen stood at the door.

"...It's about time you came back."

Father Shen didn't know why.

Shen's father changed his shoes and came in. Before his butt touched the sofa, Shen's mother dragged him to the kitchen, "You two are sitting there, what kind of light bulb are you leaning over to help out in the kitchen."

"..." Mr. Vegetarian raised his forehead, "My mother, she is a bit out of touch. You understand."

Mr. Meat and Joy wisely chose not to respond.

……

This time, seeing the parents was safe and sound, Mr. Huan Huan Huan was very lucky.

"I told you a long time ago that my parents are easy to get along with, but you still don't believe me."

"Yes, yes, you are right." Mr. Meatless Huan was very perfunctory.

"..." Mr. Vegetarian suddenly felt that he had become childish, he must have been infected!

When I got off work the next day, I ran into Lin Zi who was also about to go home. Mr. Meatless Huan went over to say hello.

"Yo, you're in a good mood, is it done?"

"Almost, thank you anyway."

"Then what are you doing out there, just treat me to dinner, I don't pick anything."

"Okay, this weekend, let's treat you to dinner together."

"Okay." Lin Zi readily agreed, "But when the time comes, I will bring someone more."

"Is there something wrong?" Mr. Meatless Huan joked.

"Where are you going? It's my sister. I'll bring her to kill you. Don't worry about money then."

"How can it be, that's all right, it's settled, I'll go first."

"Row."

In a blink of an eye, it was the weekend again, and Mr. Meatless and Mr. Vegetarianism went to the address that Lin Zi sent earlier.

The location is not remote, but it is not an expensive place like the city center.Mr. Huan Huan is very pleased, it seems that Lin Zi still has a conscience.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Lin Zi sitting by the window, chatting with his sister boredly.

Mr Meat or Meat went over with Mr Vegetarian to say hello.

And the moment he saw the sister of the Lin family, Mr. Huan Huan was stunned. This girl was his ex-girlfriend!

When mentioning his love history, he would want to shed a handful of bitter tears for himself first.Let’s talk about first love first, I was only in junior high school at that time, and I didn’t understand any feelings. When a girl came to confess, he just laughed and didn’t dare to respond, but the girl was persistent, and Mr. Meatless, Mr. Huan thought about it and just tried it. , and finally tried, but he was still not doing well, so the girl broke up with him, and he was dumbfounded, but after all, he had no feelings, and Mr. No Flesh, No Joy didn't struggle, and agreed.

Then came high school, he fell in love with the goddess of their class, and after more than half a month of courtship, the goddess agreed, let's talk about graduation.In fact, he already felt it before the college entrance examination, but he only felt that he was scaring himself. As a result, he just finished the exam and was asked to fill in what he wanted to fill in. He was asked to break up, and finally filled in a university with a very high score in a daze. , planning to re-study, but he was miraculously admitted, and then inexplicably sorted into the dormitory where Mr. Vegetarian and Lin Zi lived. You know, they are not from the same department!

After finally getting through the whole year of freshman year, he found that he seemed to be bent, but he persisted in thinking that the blow was too severe, so he dragged on for a whole year, and then in his third year, he couldn’t help but follow vegetarian Mr. Doctrine confessed, he thought he would be dumped like his predecessors, but in the end, he miraculously walked together for so many years.

But tell him today that his good brother for four years in college is his ex-girlfriend's real brother!This is simply evil!

Lin Youyou was only surprised for a moment when he saw Mr. Huan Huan, but he quickly put his expression away, "Xiao Ji, long time no see."

Mr. Meatless Huan smiled awkwardly, "Uh, long time no see."

Mr. Vegetarian looked at Mr. Meatless, with doubts on his face.

Mr. Huan Huan explained in a low voice, "This is me, my ex-girlfriend."

Although the voice was low, the surrounding area was very quiet, and it was hard for Lin Zi not to hear it.Mr. Vegetarianism didn't show any expression on his face when he heard this. On the contrary, Lin Zi stood up in shock, "What did you say?" Then he turned to look at his sister, "Is it true?"

Lin Youyou nodded, "Yes. It's been so long since I was in high school."

Lin Zi looked at his sister with a complicated expression. He didn't expect that it was his sister who made his brother suffer for a whole year. Should he say that he scolded her so many times behind her back?Tangled, too tangled.

"What's your expression? Did you do something to be sorry for me?"

Lin Youyou was just joking, but she didn't expect her brother's reaction to be so strong, she shook her head and said no.

Mr. Huan Huan Huan also thought of this, with an embarrassed face, and it was difficult to speak.

Mr. Vegetarian watched the whole process without saying a word.

Finally, the farce subsided. Mr. Meatless Huan looked at Lin Youyou very embarrassed, and he acted like a quail the whole time without saying a word. Mr. Vegetarian has always been quiet in front of other people. Among the brothers and my sister, I felt that I was sorry for the two of them, and I didn't dare to speak. Lin Youyou was not familiar with Mr. Vegetarian, and it was not easy to open up the atmosphere of the network, so the scene was very embarrassing.

The four of them finished their meal very quietly before Lin Zi proposed to sing K together.

It's not easy to refuse Mr. No Meat, Mr. Vegetarian, listen to Mr. No Meat.So the four of them went to KTV again and asked for a quiet small box.

Lin Zi was kicked out of the stage as soon as he yelled twice. There was no other reason. It was really, really ugly!The first time he yelled, the three of them felt the baptism from the depths of their souls, and they couldn't help getting goosebumps, until the second time he yelled, the three of them came back to their senses in unison , Mr. Meatless was the quickest to react, rushed up and snatched the microphone in his hand, and forcibly terminated his performance. Mr. Vegetarian heaved a sigh of relief.

With this incident, the three of them dared not let Lin Zi touch the microphone, Lin Zi felt very wronged, you just look down on people who sing out of tune.

No one went to grab the wheat, and the four of them sat on the sofa in a daze.

Mr. No Meat, No Joy felt that this was not possible, it was...too a waste of money, so he pushed Mr. Vegetarianism out, "Go and sing a song."

Mr. Vegetarian took one look at him and went out.

Mr. No Meat, No Happiness has actually never heard Mr. Vegetarian singing, but I think it should be better than Lin Zi... maybe.

Mr. Vegetarian chose a lyrical song. His voice is a little hoarse, and he sings like he is telling his story. It is just right with this song. .At the end of the song, Mr. No Meat, No Joy suddenly realized that he forgot to record!

"Sing one more song, I'll record it." Mr. Meat or Huan looked at Mr. Vegetarian with bright eyes.

Mr. Vegetarian refuses.

The time is coming soon, and Mr. No Meat, No Joy has more to say, but it's a pity that Mr. Vegetarian is no longer willing to sing, and Mr. No Meat, No Joy has regretted it for a long time.But apart from Lin Zi, the remaining three all sang well. Mr. Meat and Bu Huan had his ears washed several times, and he was very satisfied.

In fact, he was shocked when he heard that Lin Youyou sang well, after all, her brother was there to compare.Lin Zi was even more sad.