[Comprehensive British and American] Reversal of the future

Peter Parker looked around, this thrift store gave him a very... very strange feeling, no sense of crisis, just felt that this place was very unusual.

Peter Parker's gaze could not help being drawn to the somewhat old brass cup with unusually exquisite patterns engraved on the top shelf on the left.Its shape looked a lot like the kind of chalice used in churches, and it was rusty and ugly, but Peter Parker just couldn't take his eyes off it.

Buy it home and brush it, it should be very good, right?

"Did you see that cup?"

Constantine crossed his arms behind Peter Parker, tsk tsk in his heart.

This kid has a pretty good eye. In the entire thrift store, there are unusual gadgets on the shelves, including the one Constantine used to carve the Enochian guardian formation, and the whole room is full of goods. The total amount was less than one-tenth, and the poor-looking brass cup that Peter Parker was staring at was the golden cup that Belia robbed from the Eternal Protoss.

The reason why the Golden Cup doesn't look good now is because Beria took a shot to cover up its divine light, making it look old and worn out.

Given that Beria was originally the Eternal Protoss who robbed for space accessories, this golden cup naturally has space attributes.However, it is not used for storage, but for pouring wine.

Well, what can a glass do other than pour wine.But the outstanding thing about this golden cup is that as long as one cup of wine is poured into this cup, the special divine power contained in the golden cup can turn one cup of wine into ten thousand cups, which can be called an artifact of wine making.

The existence of the golden cup is a boon for alcoholics, but unfortunately, Beria doesn't think highly of the golden cup.Constantine didn't taste it himself, but according to Beria, the taste of the ten thousand glasses of wine brewed from the previous glass of wine in this golden cup is very different from the previous one, which completely lowered the previous glass of wine. quality.

The Gold Cup was discarded by Beria.

Constantine doesn't have a deep obsession with alcohol. He is addicted to cigarettes but not alcohol, so he didn't fight for it.

Constantine would not hesitate to sell something to those who could pass through Beria's formation and enter the store, but Peter Parker, a young man, was interested in this golden cup in disguise?

Constantine couldn't help but shook his head secretly, and said directly, "Aren't you even here?"

Peter Parker has been particularly sensitive to his age recently, given that when he was dealing with hooligans in the dark alleys, he was hostile and despised by many bastards about his age-maybe because of his height, he is currently only 1.6 meters [-], and his uniform is tight Yi, despite having a solid six-pack and the strength of a super-soldier, doesn't look all that strong.It may also be a problem with the voice, it's not so deep and deep-this makes Peter Parker more and more unbearable for others to talk about his age.

Except, of course, Uncle Ben and Uncle Norman.

In short, after Constantine's sentence "It's not here yet", although Peter Parker is indeed only 17 years old, he still turned his head and stared at the owner.Although he didn't know that he would have to ask about his age when buying a cup, he decided that no matter how old he is on his student ID card, he will be 24 here today!

However, before the lie could be uttered, Peter Parker fell into shock as he looked at the shopkeeper behind him.

"It's you?!" Peter Parker opened his mouth wide open, and blurted out in surprise, "You're a windbreaker mage?!"

"Windcoat Mage?" Constantine frowned and said, "What the hell is this called?"

Peter Parker was a little excited, not only because the one in front of him was one of the superheroes who protected New York back then, he also saved himself on the previous Victoria!

Although Peter Parker was dressed as Spider-Man at that time, the trench coat mage may not know this.

Peter Parker frantically flipped through his schoolbag, and found a notebook and a ballpoint pen.Holding the notebook in both hands, he handed it to Constantine with a pious face, and said seriously: "Please be sure to sign it for me."

Constantine looked at Peter Parker, couldn't help but shook his head with a smile, he was still a child.Even if he was a superhero early on, he was just a kid.

"...Can't you?" Peter Parker thought that Constantine's shaking of his head was a rejection of himself, and he was immediately hit by a huge loss, and his shoulders collapsed.

"Here, kid." Constantine reached out to take the notebook, pulled off the cap, and signed his name directly on the page that Peter Parker opened, saying, "That's right here, if ..." After a pause, "I won't sign someone's name casually."

If in his original world, he met some fanboys and girls on the street, even if Constantine was touched by their hearts, he would not sign his name on their notebooks.

For an exorcist who has dealt with heaven and hell for many years, such behavior is too dangerous.

Satisfied, Peter Parker stuffed the notebook back into his schoolbag, not forgetting to zip it up.

He was so witty and clever that he not only got an autograph from the trench coat mage, but also got his name.

John Constantine.

Now that he knew the other identity of Constantine, Peter Parker vaguely guessed the reason why Constantine was unwilling to sell him the brass cup.Spider-Man, who has attracted a lot of fans on various social media recently, glanced at the products around him cautiously, lowered his voice subconsciously, and said, "Mr. Constantine, is there some... related items?"

Constantine shrugged and said, "There are more than 35 items in the store, and only [-] of them have mana. The golden cup you fancy is one of them."

"Gold... Cup?!" Peter Parker widened his blue eyes and blurted out, "Is it real gold?!"

"Hmm." Constantine raised his hand to take off the disguised golden cup, chanted a spell in a low voice, and raised his hand to stroke the cup.There was only a gleam of light, and the rusty brass cup turned into a golden cup, as if it was interpreting that it was very expensive from all angles.

Peter Parker's mouth gaped stupidly, and the few bills in his pocket could not afford a pure gold cup.

Raising his hand and flicking the golden cup lightly, Constantine threw the cup back on the shelf casually and said, "Open the door to do business. It's only natural for you to want to buy this golden cup if you fancy it."

Peter Parker was shocked, he shook his head quickly, no, no, no, he couldn't afford a pure gold cup.

"It's a pity that you didn't even show up." Constantine curled his lips, "Otherwise I can accommodate a little."

The current minimum drinking age in every state in the United States is 21. Of course, Constantine himself has never complied with this stuff.However, Peter Parker can't even come, and he is a minor, so he better not sell him this artifact of wine making.If Spider-Man fell drunk from the roof of the building one day while climbing the wall, wouldn't he have entrapped the future flowers and plants of the United States.

"No need." Peter Parker said honestly, "Even if Mr. Constantine is willing to sell me the cup, I can't afford it."

In fact, he might not even be able to afford this room full of commodities.

"It's not that exaggerated." Constantine glanced at Peter Parker amusedly, he didn't take advantage of it, this kid was too honest.

Constantine leaned against the counter and asked directly, "Tell me about your previous plan. Today is Wednesday, so you should be in class at this time. Don't you just skip class and come here to buy things?"

Peter Parker: "..."

"Really." Constantine looked at Peter Parker. This kid doesn't look like a bad boy who skipped class.

"... Cough, I actually asked for sick leave."

"Well, sick leave." Constantine looked at the young man with a flushed face, and he was still on sick leave just because of his physical fitness.What disease?Are you sick?

Fortunately, Konstantin is not a good baby, so he stopped mentioning this, and asked instead: "Do you want to collect things yourself or give them away? Is there a specific goal?"

Peter Parker said honestly: "Harry, I mean, my best friend, Harry, his birthday is three days later, and I'm preparing a present for him."

"Harry Osborn?" Constantine glanced at Peter Parker meaningfully, seeing that the kid was about to break the strap of his shoulder bag, Constantine nodded sharply , said: "Okay, since you have all come into the store, I will not sell your ordinary items."

Peter Parker opened his mouth, he wanted to say that he didn't have much money and couldn't afford those items with magical powers.But Constantine stopped his words with a wave of his hand, and said, "Don't worry, one hundred dollars is enough, I don't need money."

Peter Parker: "..."

Constantine raised his finger and pointed to the shelves, and said, "The top two floors of shelf No. [-], the bottom floor of shelf No. [-], the bottom floor of shelf No. [-], and the two wooden sculptures next to the windows. Most of them are magical artifacts that I engraved with the protective formation, and a small part are divine artifacts obtained by Beria. Just pick one and take it for a hundred dollars."

"But..." Peter Parker was hesitant. Whether it was a magic weapon or a divine weapon, it would cost more than tens of thousands of dollars to a knowledgeable person. Now sell it to him for a hundred dollars?This is too bad.

Constantine glanced at the wall clock on the wall, it was now 10:45, so he urged: "I still have 15 minutes to close the door, or the same sentence, I don't need money, sell it if you want, don't waste time."

Peter Parker quickly scanned around, and then took a bunch of wolf tooth necklaces from the shelf.Different from the general yellowish fangs, this string of four fangs, three of them are warm and soft white, warm to the touch, and one pure black, but cold to the touch.

If it was elsewhere, Peter Parker would have hesitated for a hundred dollars for a wolf tooth necklace.But here, it was still classified as something unusual by Mr. Constantine, and Peter Parker felt that he was a little uneasy about taking advantage of it.

"That's it." Constantine nodded and said, "I have a good vision."

Constantine pointed to the black fang, and said: "There is a built-in space in this black fang, which is not big, only about ten square meters. The other three fangs should be crushed when there is danger. will help."

Peter Parker: "... built in... space?"

"This is a space ornament." Constantine looked at Peter Parker, whose face was blank, with a smile, and said, "There is a gap between the external size and its real space. There were originally five spikes on it, and I used them up." One, I'll give you a discount, eighty dollars."

"No, no, no, no!" Peter Parker desperately shouted "No" as if he was stuttering, he wanted to put the wolf tooth necklace back into Constantine's hand, "It's too expensive, I can't afford it !"

Constantine looked at Peter Parker speechlessly: "...Can't you afford it for eighty dollars?"

"No, what I mean is, it's worth the money, and I deserve it." Peter Parker wiped his face in embarrassment. It's one thing to search for treasures in thrift stores, but the owner knows how precious the items are. He also sold it to him as a second-hand item, but he was embarrassed to take it.

"This necklace can save lives at critical times, so you don't want it?" Constantine raised his eyebrows and said.

"Uh..." Peter Parker froze.

To be able to save lives at critical times, and to protect Harry at critical times, he... wanted.

"You don't need this expression." Constantine looked at Peter's expression and wanted to laugh, "Since I put these things on the shelf, I am going to sell them. The price depends on my mood. It is worth selling for me if you can walk in." I'll give you what you want." Constantine glanced at the golden cup on the top shelf, "Why don't you come back when you're full and I'll sell you the golden cup?"

"No, I'm real..." Peter Parker slowly held the wolf tooth necklace in his hand, and said seriously: "Thank you, Mr. Constantine. I don't need the gold cup, this wolf tooth necklace is very good. You give I have too many discounts, I... I don't know how much it costs to buy this."

Peter Parker quickly grabbed the pen on the counter, quickly wrote down a series of numbers on the accounting book that was placed aside as a display, and said: "This is my phone number, if you need it, please don't hesitate, Just give me a call."

Constantine looked down at the string of numbers, couldn't help but smiled, and said, "Okay, that's it."

This is a good boy.

After Peter Parker paid, he originally wanted to put the wolf tooth necklace in his schoolbag, but he felt unsafe after thinking about it, so he stuffed it into his pocket instead.

When he was about to leave, Peter Parker saw a string of six metal wind chimes hanging beside the door frame. The ornament below the hammer of the wind chimes was not a common metal product, but a wishing bottle the size of a thumb.

Adhering to Mr. Constantine's cognition that there are no ordinary things, Peter Parker couldn't help stretching out his fingers and fiddled with the wishing bottle, wanting to know how pleasant the music wind chime would sound.

Peter Parker was not worried that what he encountered had special powers, because the wind chime was not included in the objects Constantine had just pointed out.

"Wait!" Constantine saw Peter Parker's finger stretched out, and hurriedly stopped him.

Unfortunately, it's too late.

The sound of the metal pipes colliding is crisp and pleasant, but it is not the chaotic jingle of ordinary musical wind chimes, but a smooth and complete tune.It is not any known tune, but a tune that the Lord of Hell tapped casually, and attached this tune to the metal pipe of the wind chime.

Constantine did not point out the musical wind chime because it was not for sale.

Of course, the crux of the problem is not that the wind chime records the tune that the Lord of Hell rang for him, but——

Peter Parker turned his head, looked straight at Constantine, and said, "I have something to say."

Constantine: "..."

Constantine's eyes fell on the wishing bottle adorned under the wind chime.

Although the appearance of this wishing bottle is no different from ordinary wishing bottles, it is also a glass bottle with a wooden stopper, but there is neither letter paper nor lavender roses inside.This wishing bottle is filled with water, which is basically the only holy water in this world.

The effect of holy water...Look at the town residents who sincerely bid farewell to self-analysis after being sprinkled with holy water in Smog Town.

It's just a prank.

Konstantin glanced at 10:55 on the wall clock, and felt that at normal times, he would probably be inseparable from the thrift store.

Sure enough, Peter Parker, who started to tell the truth with just a touch, started rambling.

It is worth mentioning that Peter Parker's reason is still struggling tenaciously, and the first thing he said to Constantine was——

"I have a friend. In fact, it's between my friend and a friend's friend."

Konstantin: God the fuck has a Friends series.

After repeatedly emphasizing that this was a story between his friend and his friend's friend, Peter Parker seemed relieved, and then began to complain to Constantine.

For example, my friend’s best friend has been matching up his friend with the goddess whom his friend has had a crush on since elementary school, but his friend doesn’t like his friend’s friend’s efforts to sell himself so hard, which makes his friend feel that his friend’s friend doesn’t want to It was because of his friend that he worked hard to match him with the goddess.

For example, a friend thinks that a friend of a friend is the best friend in the world, and he hopes to be with his friend of a friend all the time, preferably the one who lives next door.But my friend's friend's family is very rich, and the house where they live is very expensive, and the friend doesn't know if he can realize that wish.

All in all, Constantine was fed an earful of stories about friends and friends of friends.Although Peter Parker's repeated emphasis on friends of friends made the logic of the whole story a bit confusing, but after Constantine quickly replaced the real protagonist of the story... To be honest, Constantine never thought that he could also be very gossip.

Constantine poured Peter Parker a glass of water and said that he could speak slowly.

Holding the cup, Peter Parker didn't move, talking non-stop for almost half an hour. Finally, the effect of the holy water passed, and he lay down on the counter with some exhaustion.

Constantine bit his cigarette butt, let out a "wow", and couldn't help asking his own question: "Then what are you going to do?"

Peter Parker raised his head with difficulty, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "What... what should I do?"

"Haven't Harry Osborn been matching you with your first love goddess? When are you going to tell him that you don't like that first love goddess anymore, but now you like him?"

Constantine accurately extracted the main points of the long passage just now, and asked directly.

Peter Parker blushed suddenly, and said in an embarrassing way: "No, no, no, I'm not, that's a story between my friend and my friend's friend. No, no..."

Constantine looked at Peter Parker silently.

Peter Parker wiped his face in a bit of embarrassment, and he swore that he would not mess around with the things in the store when he came here again!

Peter Parker slumped his shoulders and muttered in a low voice: "Harry is fine, just too good. I don't want to lose him, even as a friend."

Just look at Harry working so hard to assist him and Mary Jane. Harry must not have his small thoughts. If he finds out that he can't even be a friend, Peter Parker will really cry to death.

"Stupid boy." Constantine looked helplessly at Peter Parker's face full of disappointment, and slowly said: "You never thought that in Harry Osborn's heart, you are more important than Harry Osborn." Everything, even more than himself?"

If it wasn't for Peter Parker's overriding importance, Harry Osborn wouldn't be able to remember Spider and Peter even after being swallowed up by himself.

Tsk tsk, these guys with arrears in emotional intelligence.

The black magic master who has a boyfriend suddenly feels an infinite sense of superiority.

However, thinking of the mystery of Beria's whereabouts today, the corners of his mouth drooped slightly.

Peter Parker subconsciously held his breath, looked at Constantine with sparkling blue eyes, and cautiously asked, "Really? Mr. Constantine, do you really think that Harry values ​​him..." He frowned a little embarrassedly. Pursing his lips, he gave Constantine a look of "I won't tell you all you know".

Constantine: "...Ask yourself, Lovebird, I'm a master of black magic, not a love consultant." He pointed to the wall clock on the wall, "It's closing time, you should go, Spider-Man."

"Spider, Spider-Man?! You know this too?!" Peter Parker exclaimed.

Constantine glanced at Peter Parker wordlessly, and said, "More than half a month ago, Victoria, don't tell me you forgot it so quickly."

Peter Parker smiled dryly. Wasn't he wearing a Spider-Man uniform?Well, Constantine is a superhero too, so it wouldn't be a big deal if his identity was revealed.

Peter Parker repeatedly apologized for delaying Constantine's rest time, and left with a shoulder bag.After driving away Peter Scattering Dog Food Parker, Constantine directly put up a closed sign on the store, and did not go home, but leaned against the counter with his shoulders in his arms.

After a long while, he let out a long breath and murmured, "Belia..."

Constantine's face froze.

It's over, it's really over!

This kind of Beria is obviously not there, but he can always think of him inadvertently.Even though Peter Parker was telling his secret love story, he could still think of Beria, as if his breath was imprinted by Beria, and his soul was entwined layer by layer.

If this continues, if one day, the Lord of Hell wants to leave him, will the remaining John Constantine be the original John Constantine?

If the fox tamed by the little prince finds out one day that what the prince wants is the rose, but he is just a fox, not the rose he wants, what should he do?

Constantine bit his lip hard.

He actually let himself fall into such a situation with almost no way out!

Konstantin anxiously walked back and forth in the shop for a few steps, almost wanting to pack his luggage now and run away while Beria didn't know what to do there.

The author has something to say: #818Spicy slot full of 'I have a friend' series#

Spider-Man: This is not my story, this is the story of a friend of mine.My friend has a friend, that friend balabala...

Constantine: God the fuck I have a friend ==

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Seeing that Avengers 3 mainland is released on May 5th and other places are on April 11th... Angry(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I don’t want to go to the cinema at all!!! Isn’t the mainland the world? Within the range, is it Mars?! Very mad, although I know this is not the fault of the publisher, but I am still very angry.