The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

During the introductory ceremony for the next two hours, Meng Zhe deeply felt the magic of Medicine King Valley.

They were first organized to test their suitable exercises, and then they were divided into seven elders. The test method was also unusually simple, that is, to touch the huge stone at the door.

This stone is of the same origin as the little jade pendant that Meng Zhe fried, and its function is more complicated, it can display many colors, compared with the seven elders, whichever one is the closest, you will go to whichever family to become an outer disciple.

The front has been very smooth, the stones are colorful fluorescent green fluorescent yellow non-stop, shining like the colorful tears of Mary Sue's head.

Until Meng Zhe tested it, there was a little problem.

—it turned black.

It's not ordinary black, it's the kind of black that is as thick as ink and bottomless.

Meng Zhe hurriedly moved his hand away.

The world of cultivating immortals has been white since ancient times, and black is extremely unlucky. Meng Zhe was thinking about it, and secretly yelled that it was bad, and immediately understood that this thing might have reacted with the devil's devilish energy.

He was not the only one staring at the stele. The Fifth Elder immediately noticed the problem. He was a middle-aged man with a thin face, wearing a scholarly crown. Seeing this, he hurried forward, his eyebrows glaring, his expression cold, and he was about to say something. What.

Meng Zhe's hand clasped the Frost Sword secretly, and the atmosphere was tense!

Then the fifth elder was kicked to the ground by Ji Mi.

This kick was really fast and hard, almost leaving an afterimage, and even Meng Zhe didn't see it. The fifth elder only felt a huge force coming from his buttocks, and immediately after a slap, he fell down on the ground. fall down.

"Oh shit, it hurts so much!"

Before everyone could react, Ji Mi coughed, and hurriedly stepped forward to help the fifth elder, and said in surprise, "My brother, what's the matter with you, why did you throw the flat girl? How old is it, is your osteoporosis? Oops , I really can't fall!"

The fifth elder didn't believe that the senior brother would plot against him, but thought that Meng Zhe used evil means, so he moaned and raised his hand tremblingly, wanting to point at Meng Zhe.

Meng Zhe "???"

——Brother, do you touch porcelain?Don't think that just because I'm a Demon Lord, you can blame me for anything!I obviously did nothing!

The Fifth Elder persisted, gnashing his teeth, "It's him...it's him...it's him"

Meng Zhe "...our hero~~Little Nezha?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Ji Mi grasped the fifth elder's hand and pressed it down forcefully. With the other hand, he pinched the acupoints tightly and robbed him. Now, brother, I will grant you a month's leave immediately!"

The Fifth Elder blew his beard and stared, "I...I...I."

Ji Mi let out a long sigh, threw him into the second elder's arms, and confessed, "I don't want my little brother to be so tired, it's all my brother's fault...Junior Sister Song, take the fifth elder down to rest!"

The Second Elder dragged the Fifth Elder with a confused look on his face, "Wait, Senior Brother, I feel like something is wrong..."

Ji Mi blew his beard and stared, and instantly possessed the boss, "I don't want you to feel it, I want me to feel it, go quickly."

The second elder was intimidated by this arbitrary, authoritarian and unreasonable senior brother, so he could only say "oh", and obediently led the fifth elder away on a cloud.

At this time, the color of Meng Zhe's stone also faded to light gray.

So Ji Mi turned around, looked at Shi Shi with a smile, and then looked at Meng Zhe with a smile, with kind eyes, and twitching his beard in approval.

"Well, the sea water is really immeasurable, and my little friend's stone can turn into such a peaceful, rich and powerful dark blue. It can be seen that my little friend's mind is as calm and delicate as the deep sea, and as wide and lofty as the blue sky! Perseverance is exactly in line with the majestic spirit of my swordsmanship "[-] miles east of the river into the sea, [-] miles to the sky", my friend! You are a swordsman genius! You have a predestined relationship with Pindao's kung fu."

Meng Zhe "..."

The third elder looked confused, "Brother, are you colorblind?"

Ji Mi angrily gave him an elbow.

He continued his impassioned speech, "Ah, what a beautiful and distant color, I seem to have seen the birth of a new kendo star!" He walked up to Meng Zhe excitedly, "Little friend, please be sure to enter my peak to practice!"

Meng Zhe "..."

I think this half-step metamorphosis is really sick.

"No." The third elder teased him secretly, and said doubtfully, "Brother, don't you think it's noisy and don't like teaching students in big classes?"

Ji Mi narrowed his eyes and glared at him, then turned back with a smile, and said, "Hey, I'm getting old, and there are too few people in Quanyifeng, so I think it's better to be lively once in a while."

He waved his hand, "In the future, I, Quan Yifeng, will hold a big class. I welcome all disciples who are suitable for my practice to enter Quan Yifeng to practice!"

The third elder was even more puzzled, "But..."

Ji Mi couldn't bear it anymore, and sent a voice transmission, "Third brother, do you want to stay on the ground for a while, like the fifth brother, and then be resisted by the second sister?"

"……In no mood."

The third elder, defeated.

Ji Mi turned back again, and looked at Meng Zhe lovingly, "What do you think, my little friend? Enter my peak, or choose another one?"

Meng Zhe "..."

He was timid, but thinking that this is the one with the highest level of swordsmanship, he still said, "Okay."

Ji Mi stroked his beard and smiled, "That's good, that's good."

So Mozun used this strange method to successfully enter the Yaowang Valley and became an outer disciple of the half-step Huashen Elder.

Huayu applauded, "Congratulations."

After the grand ceremony was over, the disciples stepped into the seven cloud boats according to the order they were assigned just now, and sailed to the main peaks.

Ji Mi seems to be a master who is quite picky about his disciples. In addition, there are at least ten people in Yunzhou, and there are only seven or eight in Meng Zhe, sitting here and there. Qingqing's one is different, it is much bigger. If Xie Qingqing's is a broken bicycle, it is at least a luxury extended version of the bus.

Meng Zhe was interested in observing the disciples who came after him, and after boarding the boat first, he sat on the tip of the last tail and watched his classmates come up one by one.

The little fat man and his party actually boarded the flying boat.

Meng Zhe said in secret, "Hi."

The prince squeezed out a smirk, "Hi."

Then, trembling, he sat down at the front of Yunzhou, forming a straight diagonal line with Meng Zhe.

Seeing this, Ji Mi drove him away with a pointer, "Go, go, sit at the back, the first row is for teachers."

The little fat man reluctantly moved back a row.

On the contrary, the King Liang under him was not afraid of death. Taking this opportunity, he actually walked towards Meng Zhe, clasped his fists politely, and wanted to strike up a conversation with him, "Brother, I see..."

Meng Zhe hates that the bus is full of empty seats and sits next to you. He thought to himself whether you want to see how handsome I am or what? Do you want to scan the Alipay QR code and pay me a spectator fee? He immediately said, "No .”

Liang Wang's face froze, he squeezed out a smile, and there was something else to say, Meng Zhe pushed open the bamboo window, stretched his head to look out, and fully expressed his desire to see out of sight and out of mind.

Seeing his attitude, Liang Wang probably hadn't been so angry. He flicked his sleeves, returned to the little fat man, opened the window, and poked his head out.

Ji Mi knocked on the pointer, "This student's head and hands should not stick out of the car window, they will be cut off easily."

King Liang retracted in surprise, and pointed at Meng Zhe, "Then him?"

Ji Mi gave full play to his dual-standard expertise, Quan Dang was blind, and glanced in the direction he was pointing, "What?"

Yaowang Valley does cover a large area, and the cloud boat flies slowly. Meng Zhe was very interested at first, but halfway there, he was tired of seeing the mountains and clouds, and the cloud boat still bumped from time to time. He was taking a long-distance bus, but in his previous life he was sleepy on a long-distance bus, and finally leaned back on the chair and fell asleep.

At this time, someone suddenly yelled, followed by the sound of the window being opened, and the younger brothers discussed, "What is that on the cloud?"

"Brother who is successful in his studies? Standing on a pine tree is so cool!"

Ji Mi held the pointer and pushed back all the disciples whose heads were sticking out of the window, looked back in his busy schedule, and secretly said, "My God."

He cursed, "Do you want to see each other in such a day?"

It was a welcoming ancient pine about [-] years old, straddling the cliff.On the branch of the ancient pine, among the clouds and mist, a young man in a well-dressed snow suit can be seen faintly. He is wearing a curtain and looks a little thin. He is standing on the pine tree, and he does not know where to look.

Although the young disciples who were new to the door were pushed back, they couldn't help but stick it out again.In fact, their initial image of the monk was white clothes fluttering and sleeves swaggering. Unfortunately, the greasy and bald faces of the middle-aged uncle Ji Mi and others ruthlessly shattered their beautiful illusions about the monk. At this time, this person suddenly appeared outside the window, Like a savior, save their precarious dreams.

Ji Mi coughed, "Ah, that's not a senior brother, but a disciple of Yaoxian, who has no cultivation."

The little disciples didn't agree now, they all chattered, "How is that possible, that tree is so steep."

"The Great Elder is fooling people."

"That's right, if you slap a place bigger than your palm, what method do ordinary people use to get there?"

Ji Mi was speechless, and could only mutter quietly, "How to get up, don't you know that cats can climb trees?"

He waved his wide sleeves fiercely, stood on the bow of the boat, and hurriedly sent a voice transmission, "Xiao Xiao, what are you doing? Peeping?"

"It's not peeping, I... just happen to be here." Chang Xiao sat down halfway, "Hey, it's all right."

Ji Mixin said that I believe you are a ghost, and his expression became even more speechless, "No, what should I do if the Demon Lord recognizes you? If he thinks you are playing with him, you will die."

Chang Xiao shook his head, "No."

He supported his head, "From what I know about him, His Majesty should be asleep."

Indeed, there was a commotion ahead, but there was no danger, so Meng Zhe didn't wake up either.

He was leaning on the chair, with a handsome face turned out of the window, and he was deeply sleepy.

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I heard that before the shit shoveler comes home, Miaomiao will peep on the windowsill?