The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

If a drop of toilet water (about 0.05ml) can be smelled within 2 meters of a pot of bath water, then how many meters can a box of toilet water (about 15ml) drop into the same amount of bath water can make people smell it?

Meng Zhe "..."

His heart was fluctuating wildly, and he even wanted to open Matlab to do a mathematical modeling.

Mozun hurriedly picked up the cat, and came out of the pool at a flying speed. He estimated that he could not run so fast in the 50-meter sprint, but it was still too late.

Dafu squatted in Mozun's arms and even sneezed twice, Xun's tears were about to come out.

He looked back at Meng Zhe complainingly, jumped off his arm, rubbed his face with his paws, sneezed a series of small ones, and ran out of the bathroom.

And Meng Zhe could only wear his pants alone amidst the smell of desire/immortal/desire/death.

He covered his face and asked Huayu, "Did I be a bit abrupt just now?"

Huayu: "... Are you less abrupt?"

The next morning, something even more disastrous happened.This Biezhuang was originally built on the basis of hot springs, and the water from the spring passes through the entire Biezhuang through an artificial canal. After a night of water circulation, Meng Zhe successfully made the whole manor smell like a cowherd.

Butcher Zhang, a butcher, passed Biezhuang with his load, rubbed his nose and asked Farmer Li, a fruit seller, "What's the taste like?"

Nong Li told him mysteriously, "Hey, I heard that there is a little fairy living in the Biezhuang. The little fairy's skin emits a strange fragrance. The smell is so strong, it may be that the fairy is bathing in the pool."

Meng Zhe, who happened to go out, "..."

He closed the door hesitantly.

Because of the accident last night, Dafu went to sleep next door alone. Meng Zhe sneezed as soon as he approached him. He seemed a little angry, so Mozun planned to squat on the cloud boat to guard the little brother, anyway, and coax the brother to be happy. Coaxing Daifuku is the same.

But the person who rowed to pick him up today was not the little brother.

Meng Zhe asked the senior sister who was rowing the boat, "Sister, where is the brother who used to row the boat?" He gestured to "the one with the veil."

The senior sister said, "You mean Yaoxian's disciple? He was supposed to come to pick you up, but Yaoxian came back and he was going to pay a visit, so I came here."

"That's it." Meng Zhe has almost forgotten about Yaoxian, after all, there is no Yaoxian in "Understanding the Lord of the World", and Chang Xiao is not a disciple of Yaoxian.

"Senior sister, do you know how little senior brother became a disciple of Yaoxian?"

The senior sister thought for a while, "To be honest, I don't know where he came from. The medicine fairy is hidden from the world, and there was no such person on the mountain a few years ago."

Meng Zhe understood that the past few years were not when Chang Xiao was in Yipin Pavilion.

But after he finished the first morning class, he still didn't see the little senior brother, but Ji Mi behaved strangely, and started to lose his mind while reading, and then he simply asked the previous senior brother to talk, and started to be in a daze while doing it, quite absent-minded means.

When get out of class was over, Ji Mi stopped Meng Zhe. He stared at Meng Zhe in the quiet room for a long time, hesitant to speak, and suddenly said, "My lord..."

Mencius "?"

He thought for a while, and seeing Ji Mi's tangled face, he was instantly blessed, and stood up abruptly, "Has something happened to Chang Xiao?"

Yaoxian came with the disciples from Yipin Pavilion. Both disciples were Jindan cultivators. They blocked Chang Xiao in front of Yaoxian's gate. Yaoxian sat on the mahogany slum and drank tea. He couldn't help frowning, but he didn't stop him.

Chang Xiao was still wearing the curtain, and his head was lowered. He seemed to have foreseen today's situation, and sighed, "I knew you were coming, but I didn't expect it to be so soon. Let me delay for a day and tell my old friend." Individually, okay?"

The two disciples looked at each other, and one of them was the one named He Ji at the auction. He shook his head immediately, "Your Majesty means to bring you back immediately. If you run away again, no one will be responsible."

Chang Xiao said, "You can follow me."

Another disciple also said, "I'm afraid it won't work. I have set a return date, so I can't delay it."

He held his sword across the door, "King Changming, don't embarrass me. You are delicate and expensive. The imperial decree ordered you to take a servant with you. Hurry up and pick someone up, pack up your things, and come with us." let's go."

Chang Xiao grabbed the hem of his clothes and sighed, "Tao doesn't need to take anyone with him, there is no one to take, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Meng Zhe, who was listening outside the door, had already stepped in. He carried a small bag, wrapped it tightly in the frost and cold, and imitated Ji Mi, "Hey, hey, little master, Are you going to abandon me?"

Chang Xiao was startled suddenly, "You..."

The two disciples, Heng Jian, stared at Meng Zhe, "Who are you?"

Chang Xiao: "He..."

Meng Zhe interrupted, "I'm the servant he bought from the vegetable market for five cents."

Chang Xiao: "No..."

Meng Zhe interrupted again and started talking nonsense with his skills, "Our master and servant have a very good relationship. We agreed that we would not be separated and we would always be together. I agreed to take him to romantic Turkey to collect coffee from the left bank of the Seine and fallen leaves from the Champs Elysees." .”

Yaoxian "???"

The two disciples "???"

Chang Xiao: "...?"

Then Meng Zhe took Chang Xiao's hand, "Sit down, two elders, let's go, I'll take him to pack his things.

He held it so tightly that Chang Xiao had a chance to let go of his hand only when he reached the back room.

The Taoist leader seemed a little impatient, he stared blankly at Meng Zhe for a long time before asking, "Why are you here?"

Meng Zhe also looked at him, "If I don't come, are you going to be kidnapped?"

He reached out and grabbed a bit of fabric on the edge of the long curtain fence in the alley, and directly pointed out, "Chang Xiao, I said that if there is a problem, you can come to me."

Chang Xiao was obviously stunned for a moment, and after a while, he turned around, "Why am I looking for you, even if I am Chang Xiao, we don't know each other very well..."

Meng Zhe was still twisting the white gauze with his fingertips. If Chang Xiao didn't want to be dragged down by him, he couldn't go too far. He blinked, lowered his head and made a sad expression, "It's so ruthless, then you have to get rid of it first." Only return my dried fish to me."

Chang Xiaoben was so upset that he blurted out "What kind of dried fish..."

He turned his head sharply "!!!"

Meng Zhe "There are also canned apples, raw meat, cat scratchers, midnight Paris." He complained, "It really cost me a lot of money to raise you."

Chang Xiao glared at him, as if to say, "You still have the nerve to mention Midnight in Paris?"

"Okay, let's talk about this later, there are still people waiting at the door." Meng Zhe interrupted him, "From your performance, do you have any reason to go back to Yipin Pavilion?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Chang Xiao immediately calmed down, looked at him, and nodded silently.

Meng Zhe stuffed the luggage rack into his hand, "That's fine, you can take a servant, just take me. Anyway, no one knows what you like to eat better than me. Taking me is equivalent to bringing a bed."

——This is making fun of Daifuku's snoring in his chest.

If this was mentioned normally, Chang Xiao would have run away with a blushing all the way from his neck to the back of his ears, but this time, he looked at Meng Zhe with a pale face, and said with a frown, "No, you... ..."

Meng Zhe interrupted him, "There is danger ahead, right? Hey, novels are written like this. Risks and benefits coexist. Strong enemies and CPs exist together. If you don't defeat the devil, how can you marry the princess? It doesn't matter if I am the hero."

Huayu interjected inappropriately, "Brother, you are the devil king."

So Meng Zhe said very inappropriately, "Wait a minute, you are the king of the county, right?"

Chang Xiao "..."

He sighed, "It's the county king, titled Chang Ming."

Meng Zhe rolled these words on the tip of his tongue, "Chang Xiao, Prince of Changming County, sounds really nice."

So Mozun took his hand and said inexplicably, "Then, Your Highness Changming, are you my master?"

Chang Xiao "..."

No one knew why such a serious occasion was made so stupid/crazy. In short, after such a commotion, Chang Xiao could no longer be serious. After two cups of tea, he introduced Mozun to the Yipin Pavilion disciples with a speechless face.

"This is, my attendant...Serba."

The two disciples looked at each other, "Whose father?"

Meng Zhe corrected him, "saber represents the rank of swordsman."

The two disciples took a look at him, "Swordsman...you don't have cultivation either."

Meng Zhe said nonsense, "But I have supreme perseverance, as well as the determination and courage to become a swordsman."

The disciples of Yipin Pavilion packed this demon king who possessed supreme perseverance and the determination and courage to become a swordsman, and put him on the cloud boat, embarking on a new journey.

Perhaps because of the wealth and wealth of Yipin Pavilion, his cloud boat was also more delicate than that of Yaowanggu. Chang Xiao lifted the curtain and sat beside Meng Zhe.

Meng Zhe asked him, "Are you in a better mood?"

Chang Xiao said, "Yeah." He showed a good mood with his own actions, and directly turned into a fur ball, rolling into Meng Zhe's arms.

Meng Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed his little ears, and scolded with a smile, "Little villain."

He asked, "Could you give me the general general you Yipin Pavilion, what's the mess in the royal family, what's the situation?"

Chang Xiao wrapped himself up with his tail, thought for a while, and said, "You have already been to the bottom of the lake, and you probably know that the ancestor of this dynasty is the Sword Immortal, right?"

Meng Zhe thought for a while, the phantom of the sword fairy was wearing a twelve-pronged crown, and the red clothes and black clothes were indeed the emperor's style. He nodded, "Yeah."

Chang Xiao sighed, "Emperors of all dynasties tried hard to live forever but couldn't find the law. They successively visited the relics of Sword Immortal, but no one could decipher them. The only progress made over the years is that the relics are related to Frost and Cold Sword and our clan."

Meng Zhe said, "Your family?"

Chang Xiao said, "It's not a cat, it's a very rare race. The medicine fairy is of the same race as mine. It is rumored that it has something to do with the sword fairy."

He stood up, "My mother is the current empress, but my father is not the current emperor."

Meng Zhe is worthy of being the one who has read all the dog-blood novels from ancient and modern Chinese and foreign countries, and who has collected routines. Seeing Xiao Xiao's hesitation, he immediately interrupted, "Okay, I understand."

He probably has no accidents. Chang Xiao's mother probably came from this race related to sword immortals. There are few women in this clan. Because of the secret relationship with sword immortals, the royal family has intermarried with this clan for generations. * is a usurper who snatched his sister-in-law or younger siblings to be the queen, and Chang Xiao was probably the child born when the queen was still the emperor's sister-in-law or younger siblings.

He asked, "King Liang...is that your younger brother?"

Chang Xiao nodded silently.

They sat here silently, Meng Zhe suddenly tapped Huayu, "Hey, I have a question."

Huayu "?"

Meng Zhe rubbed his chin, "I remember when you fooled me before, you said that about the demon king, the novel "The World Knows the King" has progressed to four-fifths, so according to the routine of fantasy novels, the demon king should not be invincible in the world , he should still lack a boss to fight."

"If you wrote this novel, you should have an outline in your mind. Who is the boss? Plus the old man in the black robe and red robe you saw in the tomb of the Sword Immortal that day...don't tell me it's His Majesty."

Huayu applauded, "It hit the bull's-eye, right!"

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Pull the boss out for a walk

You are my master and saber are from the game fate series, the follower asked the master this sentence saber is one of the swordsman ranks (I feel that the overlap between Yuandan and the animation circle is quite high, I don’t know if there is anyone who doesn’t I know, so let’s write it~)