My wife's boyfriend is a BUG

Thirty ways

Max thinks it's like a mini Tony Stark interview, with gossip reporters wondering who Iron Man really is, thinking it could be a robot or Stark's bodyguard.Yet the flickering lights, the blaring of microphones and the smell of sweat from the interview, with Mr. Stark standing on his booster pad.He looked serious, but mischievously said——

'I am Iron Man. '

So a large number of people fell down below, and the reporters went crazy, or more accurately, the whole world went crazy, and the flashlights made people dizzy. They wrote down this event in New York that no one had thought of, and then reported it wildly.And it is the same now, the Winchester brothers originally thought that Peter fell off a cliff on a remote mountain island, and then, like those written in those martial arts novels, he learned the peerless Chinese magic skills under the cliff.

Then he suddenly explained in a panic, saying oh no, actually I lied to you, Chinese Kung Fu?To hell with the district.That's because he's really just Spider-Man.

The characters who appear on the street report can fly over the wall without relying on high technology, and have a good relationship with the Avengers.Maybe he'll join the Avengers someday too, at Tony Stark's invitation, or his own efforts.A warm-hearted anonymous hero, so he easily opened the door of the hidden compartment, which makes sense, and there is no discomfort at all.The statement that everyone can accept sounds much more serious than other Chinese kung fu.

"Hey!" Dean broke down, he wanted to throw this thing out, and now he didn't want it at all, although he wasn't going to want it.But it does have a bit of a benefit, so they learn that there is a kid next to them, and he is actually Spider-Man.It's not hard to accept at all, and they're just as relaxed... damn it!

"How could you be Spider-Man, I like him." Dean said dissatisfied, "But this is already a past tense, why do you want to break my beautiful fantasy. Peter, you have to prove yourself, no, you come here Just kidding. In fact, you just know a little bit of Chinese Kung Fu, right?"

"God, this kid is crazy." Barry was very receptive, he felt that Max and Max were unbelievably calm yesterday.It's just Spider-Man, isn't it often seen in newspapers and TV?And the streets and alleys of New York City, he patted Dean on the shoulder a little funny, "Accept the facts, why are you doing this, honestly, do you want to see him spin silk? If he can, Peter."

"I like myself too, what are you guys doing?" Peter ignored Barry's indecent suggestion, and he walked up to Dean, but Dean walked away.Peter seemed rather helpless, and he said, "I know Max is a witch, and you are witchers, I can't accept it, okay? There are ghosts in this world, please, it doesn't conform to the logic of reality at all. You have to know, I used to be a scientific atheist, and now, look at Eliza sitting there, all I can say is you have to accept the facts."

"So you want to have a look?" Sam was much more receptive than his brother, he thought about it seriously, and asked, "Maybe we can start a drag show, Dean? What do you think I'm doing?" , what are you doing, you throwing the box out? Come on, think about the research value, you like these."

"That's a spider web launcher, I'm Spider-Man and not a spider." Peter denied the idea of ​​spinning silk, and then rolled up his sleeves to show them, "But if you want to see something else, like mine How about the muscles? Strong, right?"

"Why should I watch a boy more than ten years younger than me show off his muscles? Do I want an old cow to eat young grass?" Dean hit the wall, he was almost speechless and asked the sky.The world is too complicated to comprehend everything at all.

Spiderman?Will he one day be able to hold hands with Black Widow and play games?He honestly likes her more.

"Maybe it's because your brother wants to watch the striptease show of young high school students. In the toilet of KFC, I can guarantee that all of them are telephones. There are so many beautiful men, you can choose." Max picked up the box that Dean threw out. , unceremoniously put it in his bag, "Of course, if you see the words 'If you want a happy night, call Caroline', it means I don't have enough eyeliner, even if her chest is flat Like a man, she is not a man."

"What's the relationship between the dress-up show and the striptease?" Sam stopped at Barry with a speechless look after being choked, thinking that maybe Barry was also partly responsible, "No one can control her? She's just a mess Big devil, can you listen to what she said, Barry."

"Sam, we're like residents near a dismal nuclear explosion. Are you still expecting some special gift from the irradiated animals around you? Don't be stupid," Dean said. But Max, obviously he Not going to help my younger brother to do some unnecessary struggles anymore, "Give up, don't you think it's not miserable enough now?"

"But, in fact, you are as excited as Rachael Ray, do you want to kick your head while eating? Or are you going to take out a pen and let Peter write his signature on your hand," Max said mercilessly This fact, she has already seen through Dean's petty temper, even if he is a high school student, it doesn't matter, a young hero is even more selling point.

"Did I reveal anything?" Dean thought it was okay. To be honest, Max just mentioned the important point. He didn't bring a signature pen. "Is your eyeliner really not enough? Or are you kidding?"

"Nonono, don't think about these things," Peter vetoed their proposal, and put down his sleeves. After a moment of seriousness, he offered himself and said, "Actually, I brought my own pen. Does the name sound imposing?"

"Peter Parker? Sure, majestic, but who knows who he is? I want to show it off, okay? No one wants to know who you are, they just want to know who Spider-Man is." Dean thought now It's time to undress, and then hand him to Peter to sign, "You sign 'Spiderman', and then we will be friends for life. I will never wash this clothes in my life. This is a testimony of our friendship, and I can pass it on to the family. If you get me a whole set of Avengers autographs?"

"Farewell, your clothes look like you haven't washed them all your life." Peter shook his head, he didn't want others to know that his identity was exposed so early, "But Dean, you're right, I'm just a little guy, There's nothing wrong with that. I like it, I can travel, they're working all the time, doing superhero stuff, 360 days a year, five days a year, all year without pay."

Dean thought that was okay, superhero, normal.And Barry thought about this, and he always felt that it was too familiar.But now is not the time to think about these things. They have to find a way to get out. Now that Ai Weisi is dead, it is meaningless for them to stay here for a moment. Maybe they will be treated as murderers when the police come to the door.But they have to come in. There are some dark creatures outside the door, which is too fucking weird.

It's one thing to complain, but it's another thing to do business.He looked at the layout of the room, and it would definitely be unrealistic to go out from the front now. He couldn't estimate the fighting power of the things outside, and the sounds felt too much.Maybe from the windows?But this is the fourth floor.

Barry opened the window to see the situation outside. It was a back alley with almost no shelter, which was very suitable for escape because generally no one would pass by here.It is spacious and bright, and it also lands vertically. Jumping from here, it is impossible to be handsome. The chance of dying is worth considering, but under normal circumstances, it is definitely no problem to fall and become disabled.

So he looked up at Max, struggled for a long time, and asked, "How much do you weigh?"

"This is not something a gentleman should say, Xiaoba, do you really want to know?" Max was surprised by his question, but when he met Barry's eyes, he said in surrender, "You know, there are more than four breasts. two."

"Wow, great." Dean applauded, and he expressed his sincere respect to all the beauties with their good figures.After a while, he asked suspiciously, "Why did you suddenly ask about your weight?"

"We have to go out. If we can't go out through the door, then we can only find a way to go out through the window, but this is the fourth floor. If we jump down, we will definitely be half-crippled, and we will be unable to take care of ourselves for the rest of our lives and be resurrected in a wheelchair. At that time, the premise was that you didn't fall on your head, like a watermelon. So, I think we may need Peter's help, you know, muscles, he just showed you, right." Barry looked at Peter, "In Before that, the weight of the spider silk? How about your arm strength, I was not sure just now, but now I think there may be a way."

"Actually, I have no problem. Which one of you wants to go out first?" Peter asked, "You have to hold my neck tightly. To be honest, it's too perverted for several big men to hold your neck, but just to be safe. .”

"I'm about to throw up, which one of you will go first," Max pretended to vomit, and Dean and Sam couldn't get there either. They looked at Barry in disbelief. For this proposal, they felt deeply sorry for them. malicious.

"I don't want that, Princess Hug? Sam, is my first contribution going?"

"You want to open the door and take the stairs from the fourth floor to the first floor alone? Eliza bless you, go quickly, brother. Let's see you downstairs?" Sam didn't care about this, and his life was the most important thing.

"First of all, I declare that it is not a princess hug." Peter coughed, he thought about his words for a long time, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, "You should hug me like a koala, and then we will go down .I've done this more than once, you know, the hot-headed citizen Spider-Man, one of the favorites of the unpopular newspaper. Who goes first?"

"Me," Dean raised his hand shyly.