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"flash!"

Peter didn't know where it came from. Before Barry finished speaking, he was interrupted when he wanted to further explain his identity.Peter bounced over from the door, didn't know what to say except repeating the word Flash, Max tugged at his ears and told him to sit down and talk.

Excited dancing is nothing, isn't he also a superhero?Max can't quite understand the inner activities of this Spider-Man, but he still has to be appeased, too excited to affect everyone's eating.Which is more important, superhero or food, Max of course chooses the Indian food in front of him, although Barry is indeed delicious.

But at this time, Barry said who would be able to eat.

"Be quiet, Peter." Barry stopped the spoon in his hand and looked at him with a more serious expression than before.So Peter quieted down very quickly, blinking at Barry, like some cute little animal, Max thought.

"Oh my God! Barry, Flash, you say that like Captain, Steve, that's Captain America, not some cheerleader or captain of a football team." Peter thought of the first time he and Captain had dinner alone It should be a good meal time.Unfortunately, they are in a small restaurant in Brooklyn, where there is an Asian boy who looks like a penguin and a pair of sisters with poisonous tongues and waitresses.

really miserable?No!If the sleazy waiter is Max, not a witch, a witch and The Flash?It's just breaking news, how long can it hang on the New York Times?a week?There are also witcher brothers, although they don't look like brothers, maybe others will think this is a cover for them, Texas discriminates against women, and some states exclude gays.

Crime, man.

"So have you calmed down? What if you scare him, pay Midtown medical expenses?" Max patted Peter's hairy little head, and Peter smiled at her without the dignity of a superhero , Max is just a man who can't resist such a little milk dog and eight-pack abs, damn it, Barry has both.

what is perfectThe Flash?Smiling was tiring and unhealthy, but because of Barry she didn't mind smiling a lot.

Damn, what kind of corny talk is this?Notes passed by useless girls between classes?Max spurned himself in his heart and gave himself the middle finger. Only a female junior high school student who doesn't study hard and thinks about Prince Charming all day long will be happy, and she is a female bully who pours cold water on simple and brainless female junior high school students.

"Don't say that, it's bullying a child, he's an idol." Sam didn't mean to speak for Peter, Dean was still in shock, Sam saw him hit the table speechlessly, just like a movie or TV series in that way.A message came out suddenly, and then a group of crows flew in the sky, they were calling.

"Eat fast, Sammy. Don't mind your own business, you Glinda bitch (Wizard of Oz)." Max glared at him, signaling him to eat quickly and shut up, this is not his home game, "Peter?"

"Huh? Sure enough, beauty and personality can't coexist. The few quiet moments after your injury made me so confident that I forgot that you were a shrew." Sam shrugged indifferently and made a gesture of shutting up, but when he saw When my brother was still struggling there, I wanted to laugh. "Dean, don't worry, no one will tell you that Elton John (British rock star) is gay in a second."

"That's because he was gay! When she attacked you, you insisted on coming to greet me. It doesn't make sense," Dean said angrily. Regarding two aspects, Sam's ridicule must be one of them, "Max , you called him Sammy again, I remember you."

"So what? Xidu's **** and those boring heibangs, to be honest, which unlucky guy who came to our restaurant didn't remember my name, Max Black, and deaf people are no exception, Dean." Max said While talking, I quickly ate lunch at noon today, and I didn’t forget the well digger when I drank water. The Indian chef Dean bought was really good, and she loved it to death. "The exclusive title is intimate, you are not gay, why do you want to play this?"

"You just can't get over this meme, Max," Dean looked at Max speechlessly as he ate the food he bought and complained about him. This is the only thing this little witch can do in this world. "To be honest, there is still Is something hiding from us? Like you're actually Catwoman? Do you know Batman? The one in Gotham, honestly Harley Quinn is the perfect lover."

"Eat more food, don't drink, Dean." Max said to him, and Barry entered the hard work again. He looked very hungry, but he was still eating a lot, and his physical needs were inevitable. , How can this be raised, Max pondered.

Peter is used to their daily confrontation, and now there is nothing superfluous. He looks at Barry eating, and then at what Max is thinking about. Dean looks unloved and his brother who is who He didn't care about his expression, he felt that he was still quite mysterious.

"Is it one of the characteristics that I will unconsciously speak my heart when I think this way? Or am I suddenly able to read minds?" Max asked, and she also felt that all this was quite fantasy. On her forehead.

Like in the movie, a letter, an owl, and then a big guy finds her jealous aunt and tells her, 'Hey, you little waitress is actually a witch, you're going to have a bad trip, When you meet some boring people, some of them are so boring that you can just ignore them, anyway, they are not in the same world as you. '

Max has always been a pessimist in a sense.

"Did I say it? Did you?" Peter was very dazed, and Dean nodded, feeling very apt for his description of 'no love', "The Flash is not very active on Twitter, I'm Ait It took him a few days before he came over to interact with me. Now that I see him in person, he has been missing for a long time. It must make me so excited. Shall we take a photo together? Barry!"

"No, no, no," Barry shook his head resolutely. Although both of them know about it, and superheroes have no privacy at all, he doesn't want to make it known to everyone. "Peter, you should be like the Winchester brothers." Study, don’t be chaotic in the face of danger, it’s useless to be so excited, I will cancel you next time, if you continue to be okay with me. Why don’t you harass the Green Arrow, I think he is not bad.”

"It's different," Peter expressed his disapproval to Barry's words, Green Arrow's headshots are all black, okay?It seems that he is not easy to get along with, and his reputation on Twitter has not been very good, because of bloody violence?Peter didn't know too much about it. Anyway, Barry, a positive and bloodless superhero, is a good match for him. "I like you better."

Facing Peter's affectionate confession and his undisguised little dislike for Green Arrow, Barry smiled and said, "But I like Green Arrow better, he is also my life mentor, just like Mr. Like you, he guided me and set me on the right path."

"But you're taking the exact opposite path."

Peter couldn't understand it, although he knew that the relationship between Flash and Green Arrow was pretty good, they had been captured, and once when Green Arrow came to Central City to find Flash, there was great danger, and they jointly eliminated a Convert people, great.

"You have to know, Peter. No one can walk the exact same path as a certain person. Even though Green Arrow and I may not be on the same path, the end of the two paths is the same, for those who should not be hurt. , we may use different means, but the purpose is the same." Barry imitated Green Arrow's preaching, although this was not his initial plan.

"I know," Peter responded, he didn't look as excited as before, he suddenly thought of Tony Stark, he was the one who cleaned up the mess last time, he gave him the armor, but he didn't become better.Peter can't sum up so much experience, he has too little actual combat, "I'm a bit unambitious, but I actually think it's pretty good to be a citizen and a neighbor's Spider-Man."

"Originally," Barry nodded indifferently, "but it's your responsibility, little spider. Even if you say that, it won't change your title as a superhero. You fight for the citizens of New York because you are their good neighbor , you protect that city, even though it already has many superheroes, you are one of them, maybe not capable enough, but the responsibility is still great."

"Uh……"

Max looked at the two of them and couldn't help but raise her little hand. She had already finished eating the Indian food in front of her, and Erbali and Peter didn't know how long to chat there.responsibility?She doesn't care, she's just a waitress, who knows what superheroes she might encounter, this kind of thing will obviously happen when she is traveling in Central City, or secretly buying drugs on the streets of New York.

She's just a normal person, and she doesn't want to hear Barry say this, and she doesn't even want him to recover his memory now.Although the picture she posted of herself and Spider-Man has been liked by many people on Twitter, and Han and Caroline are about to blow up the phone, she can only say 'oh, I happened to meet , he is traveling'.

It’s fun to meet superheroes, but they are like two parallel lines. Even if she didn’t do well in high school math and only knows to skip classes every day, she also knows that these two lines will not intersect.

Like her and Barry.

"So preaching time is over, superheroes."