My wife's boyfriend is a BUG

"I want to talk more about why you two are ex-girlfriends." Barry looked expressionlessly as Max shifted the topic to himself, and he remembered what Iris said before.Similarly, if Max is used to big meals, after all, Oliver is experienced and skilled.Well, although he doesn't make this analogy very well, maybe he can only be regarded as a side dish when compared with Oliver.

Being disorganized might be another new experience, and Barry thought of some sexual enlightenment book that Joe had slipped onto his desk one morning when he was doing his underwear.In fact, he completely misunderstood it, it was just because he was too lazy to change it the day before and didn't wash it, but Barry saw him look like 'my child has finally grown into a big boy', so he didn't go up to explain anything.Think about the book that made him blush when he was a child, and it is still dusting in his cabinet.

Barry was jealous of Oliver, and it was the first time such a bad negative emotion had crossed his mind.The two of them were talking and laughing, but he didn't know what they were talking about, which wasn't right.

Although he is now an ex-girlfriend who wants to date a brother, he can't say that in front of the two of them.jealous?Only those immature little boys would be jealous, and he... is actually not too old, he just graduated from college and worked for a few years.

He could totally eat Oliver's vinegar.

"And you continued to date after the breakup."

Max couldn't help feeling guilty when he heard Barry's question, but then he thought that she has nothing to feel guilty about, it's just a breakup. Is there a law that stipulates that after breaking up, you can't meet and have sex?It's nothing to be surprised about, Barry acted like he was caught in bed.

"Are you from the FBI? Are you still living in the last century? It's outdated now," Max didn't understand why the topic came back to her. She didn't really want to talk too much about her and Oliver, but It was she who rejected the plot of the sparrow becoming a princess, and started another direction for the poor girl.By the way, isn't everyone talking about feminist issues now, independence and self-improvement, girl.

"It's not about us, Barry," Oliver looked at him. "You know you don't mean to ask us anything, or tell me anything, I don't care. Because you have to go back and explain it to Joe, Wells, and Joe to you The police station asked for leave and told them and Iris that you traveled to China, because you have been under a lot of pressure recently. Kindly remind, if you don’t want Iris to know that you are the Flash, it is best not to appear in front of her , you have to go back quietly, you know? Barry Allen will not come back in another month, you know, Iris's IQ is not that high."

"How can you say that about her, Oliver." Barry felt that this was a kind of disrespect to Iris. Oliver has become more and more presumptuous recently. He was so out of tune before he spoke?Barry thought about it carefully, as if he only looked mature and steady when he put on the battle suit, and the battle suit looked thin, definitely.Oh, off track again, Barry, that's not the point.

"You sound excited, come on, I remember you still seem to be involved with Max, although many people are involved with her, such as her lesbian roommate. Don't act like you are in front of your current girlfriend. Pay more attention to ex-girlfriends, you know, women. I've learned from this before, Max, don't I."

Oliver knelt down and entered the password for the box. He was going to beat Barry up and pack him up in the car as soon as he received him.But now there was a little accident, and I saw the ex-girlfriend who dumped him before. Although he still has feelings for her, the most important thing now is to send this runaway kid home.

"So this is what you mentioned in front of me that you took your then-girlfriend's sister to sea and let her die at sea? Oliver, listen, I don't want to expose you so quickly, because your It's all been reported in the bad news. In the end, Caroline may be really lesbian, she has been plotting against me, or she is trying to use magic to exchange my two babies."

Max was drinking the chilled lemonade that Barry had just made for her, and there was a pretty little umbrella on it, but who was in the mood for this thing at this time, what she wanted was the case of beer she bought before.Although they only wanted to stay overnight when they came to the hotel, they still brought the case of beer up, unpacked it and put it in the refrigerator, within reach of Barry.

But he doesn't, and therein lies the nasty physical fitness issue involved.She is a witch now, so why should she be afraid? She can justifiably use toads and insect eyes to make soup, or throw shoes and the severed hands of street corner homeless people into the soup.

"Obviously I didn't pay much attention to the ex-girlfriend, because neither Iris nor Max had a relationship," although now he can immediately run to the florist and buy her a bouquet and ring with the money Max gave him. , and then got down on one knee and proposed when everyone couldn't react.

But this is too unscrupulous, and Max is likely to reject him as decisively as he broke up with Oliver.At least a normal person would do this, of course, if the normal person doesn't know his alternate identity as The Flash.

"Oliver, maybe we should really talk about it." Barry said firmly and quickly when he saw the Flash suit he took out from the box.Then he saw that he was usually dressed in ordinary clothes, and he thought about it carefully. This was his suitcase, and Wells' research report was posted on it.He asked suspiciously, "Why did you bring all the clothes from my wardrobe?"

"Did you bring all the clothes in the closet? No, Barry, you still have some clothes in another box, please brother." Oliver threw the red suit aside, and then rummaged through it casually, " It's all plaid and sweaters, jeans and dungarees, and you're still in college, Barry."

"What? Isn't the point that he has more clothes than a woman like me? But I like it," Max always felt that something was wrong when he looked at the scene, "You are like an old man who is not at ease when his own child is out on a trip." Dad, Oliver."

"Think about yourself, Max, I was just being trusted. Barry this guy let Snart expose me to all eyes, and he almost said 'hey, it's him, it's this green Arrow murdered me'. Barry, change your clothes, I bet Max bought you this set on their corner, I know." Oliver grabbed one from the inside and threw it at Barry, and found Max staring at him. He said, "Max, what do I have to say? Is that store still open?"

"Actually, he went out of business not long after we set off." Max shrugged and didn't care about Oliver's words, "You young master, if you didn't wear it, you could only run naked, you prefer such a happy art? Although I don't think there is any problem. At that time, half of my savings was on you, and those clothes were expensive."

"And they have the worst taste," Oliver added.

Barry watched him fiddle with his clothes, pursed his lips without leaving any traces, and rolled his eyes.But he quickly returned to normal, saying, "No, not this one, I want that gray crew-neck base layer and that plaid shirt, or the burgundy sheer sweater I always wear."

"When did you have so many requests?" Oliver glanced at him, ignored his needs, and closed the box without thinking, "After changing our clothes, let's leave, Midtown needs you, Little Lightning."

"Then why are you bringing so many clothes to look good on me?" Barry complained, picked up the dress Oliver threw to him and looked at it carefully, feeling something was wrong, "I don't know I still have A flowery Hawaiian shirt, why do you bring so many clothes like a tourist after all, it makes me think we are going to stay here for a while."

"How many nights? Why don't you say that you can kill yourself with a gun right now, and sleep here forever, little flash."

Oliver opened the refrigerator as a matter of course, and took a bottle of beer out of it.Barry was a little shocked. It seemed that Oliver and Max had lived together for a long time, and even her habits were clear.

Barry didn't like this.

Max was drinking lemonade and looking at his battle suit, and Oliver was leaning on the door next to the refrigerator and looking at him.Barry didn't want to put on the floral shirt, so he threw it aside: "I think my current sweater is not bad, at least it fits well. I personally like solid colors."

"I'm not interested in your personal hobbies, Red Flash," Oliver imitated Snart's tone of voice, with a slightly heavy nasal voice, which appeared low and steady, "You told me on the phone that you appeared naked in a strange place , Because of those unreliable reasons, I brought a lot of clothes for you to choose from. It's as simple as that, and it's not a good habit for you to pick and choose."

Barry definitely doesn't look like that in all of his imitations except for the first sentence, because Captain Cold can't talk so much.Snart is more indescribable, it is difficult for him to understand him, although Barry himself can't understand anyone, but this does not prevent him from evaluating others in this way.

Elusive opponent.

"So let's go, minibus." Max looked up at Barry, and gave him a standard Max smile, with his usual relaxed and cheerful tone.

Barry paused obviously. He thought that after these few months together, Max might try to keep him or something else, such as where to meet next time.And her mother told her to take him to New Orleans, which was weird, where they were supposed to find out who they were or something.

"Barry, don't let Midtown lose The Flash again."

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I seem to like Snart a little too much.