My wife's boyfriend is a BUG

Max arrived in New Orleans at night, and Caroline was on the phone with her all the way, talking nonsense.Madeleine sent her a location, at a well-known academy for witches.Max followed the navigation, and American Barry sent her a text message asking if she had arrived, but Max didn't answer, she just looked at the phone for a while, and then put it down.

She wasn't interested in the Witch Academy, and Madeleine was waiting for her at the door, along with another very mild-looking woman.Max often sees a photo of them together on Madeleine's twitter, Witch Speech, her name is Cordelia.Max knew her story, and she relegated her experience to a cliché tale of a witch's struggle.

"Max."

Madeleine waved to her, and Max looked at his mother with the same expression as usual.She lifted her hands from her pockets, brushed back her hair, red lips and beautiful eyes, and Madeleine gave her a hug and introduced her.

"Cordelia," Madeleine made a brief introduction, and Max nodded without saying anything.This made Madeleine feel strange, she thought for a while, and said, "You don't look that happy."

Max didn't answer, Madeleine raised her eyebrows, they walked in together, Cordelia knew the situation and left in the name of making tea.Max stared at her back for a while, then turned to look at his mother sitting comfortably on the sofa and asked, "Do you mean you are happy to send me a dead cat at Christmas, or tell me It's a witch. Come on, I thought my first 30 years were okay."

"Maybe it can be said that the community is sending warmth," Madeleine shrugged indifferently, "I thought you would bring that one over, did you break up again?"

"Barry? Honestly, why did you send me a superhero, and now he's running off with another guy," Max sat down beside her, taking a cigarette from her. "Have you had a bad day recently?"

Madeleine shook her head and pulled out a book.Max looked at the name, "Agnes Nat Accurate Prophecy Book".Madeleine brushed her hair, feeling a little proud, she flipped a page, pointed to it and said, "Originally it was burned by my grandmother, but I restored it, which is very interesting. And its fourth Qian 810 Sitiao said: When you read my words, you must have recovered the book that was burned by your grandmother. She has her reasons, and so do you. Every path is correct, just Like your 'daughter', are you going to tell her?"

"What? What does this mean?" Max looked at the symbol marked on the word daughter on the book, completely confused, so, "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

Madeline leaned back and stretched.She glanced at Max, and replied in a casual tone: "Actually, I always thought you were young."

Max frowned, and rolled his eyes unceremoniously at his mother. She spread her hands and answered speechlessly: "Are you saying that my 36D is not big enough? Little girl, weigh yourself."

"Of course you are the best." Before Madeleine could speak, she was interrupted by a voice from behind. She glared dissatisfiedly at the visitor, who looked at Madeleine innocently, and then Looking at Max, he continued, "Hi, long time no see, Max."

"Uncle Aziraphale?" Max looked suspiciously at Aziraphale who suddenly appeared. She doesn't understand what these guys want to do now, but there seems to be someone missing at this time, right? "Long time no see, isn't Crowley here?"

"Uncle? No, honey, you have to call them the father who hasn't seen each other for a long time, maybe he got sick and died, or the father who abandoned his wife and daughter, OK?" Madeleine snatched back her right to speak angrily, Yaz Rafael looked at her disapprovingly, but Madeleine continued to say confidently, "Don't be like this, I'll be the bad guy every time, okay? It's not my fault to change the role."

Max felt that his three views seemed not so normal. The two of them suddenly went crazy right now. The soup witch drank her own poisonous mushroom soup, which caused him to have hallucinations, and then he appeared in front of him. This scene.What about Crowley or Cordelia?No one cares about these two guys?God.

Aziraphale was a little overwhelmed, obviously he hadn't dealt with such embarrassing situations before.He looked at Madeleine for a long time, but Madeleine was unmoved, with a casual expression that I didn't care about.Max really couldn't see it, so he wanted to say goodbye to this group of confused guys.

"I thought there would be a better start, Angel."

A guy with red hair and sunglasses suddenly appeared behind Aziraphale. He patted Aziraphale sympathetically, and then said, "Long time no see, Max. I need a warm hug from Dad." ?"

"Obviously I don't need it that much, Crowley." Max took a small step back pretending not to care, "This is really embarrassing."

"King's classic sentence," Madeleine interrupted, and Aziraphale gave her a glare. "Stingy angel, I'm raising your daughter, please. Do good, you ain't alone Work hard, macho."

"Sarcasm, Madeleine, do good deeds." Crowley repeated in imitation of her tone, and the potted plant he was holding visibly shook its green leaves.Max looked at this weird scene and couldn't help but think of what Barry said, demons, red hair and white hair.

no!please!Poor little Barry.

"So Barry was sent by the two of you? What do you mean by angel? The opposite of you two little devils?"

"That's right, I thought you would like it, but it's a pity that you two broke up," Aziraphale said to Max quickly, "Your acceptance is very good, so for what your mother just said, I'm Maybe don't go on, baby."

"First of all, why do you think I broke up, I haven't started yet, okay? Second, today is definitely not April Fool's Day, right? Finally, angels and demons??? Have you reached the point where you are in the same boat? Although I like it."

"It's only right that a child likes his father, my dear." Crowley put the potted plant aside, and adjusted his sunglasses by the way.Aziraphale blinked at the side, and changed the topic appropriately, "I thought he would be your favorite type, figure or appearance, is there any dissatisfaction, Max?"

"Unsatisfied?" Max shook his head decisively, "God, I'm almost crying with satisfaction, okay? This is a boyfriend tailored for me, but what's the difference between this and Oliver, go save the world, dear, I like it Should the genre be classified as a superhero!"

Thinking about their muscular bodies and sex is all about obsession, but she's not that good.

"We just watched him pick it up at a speeding speed. Don't worry about it, just treat it as a gift. Didn't you accept the Christmas kitten that Madeleine gave you?" Crowley thought for a while. So to speak.

"That's the only living thing she gave me."

"So does Barry Allen."

Aziraphale added quickly.Max pursed his lips and asked, "What is this? Why don't you explain what she just said."

"He's an angel, and I'm a demon." Crowley took off his glasses and looked at Max, and then continued in a doting tone, "One day we both thought it might be time, so we took a little trick, Then there was you. A surprise, of course, even our immediate superiors didn’t know about it.”

"They won't know." Aziraphale spread his hands, "To be honest, you were more difficult to deal with than the son of Satan when you were a child. You are too skinny, and you are so angry that you will die. And we have some other things to do."

"For example, deal with Gabriel or Beelzebub, they are a bit annoying, as a boss."

"So most of the time we handed you over to Madeleine, you know, an unreliable, tongue-in-cheek witch. She's human and lacks common sense. I don't mean to criticize Madeleine, don't look at it like that I'm just discussing facts, angels don't tell lies." Aziraphale said innocently, and Madeleine gave him a glance and surrendered.

"So Max, do you want a hug?"

A belated hug.I believe that your life will be more beautiful, at least you will not feel uneasy and worried about that unknown father.

Papa's Wheat Wheat.

"It's too embarrassing, Crowley."

Max held out his hand.

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I hope my Max will be safe all his life and have a good father.