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In the first class of the school, the teachers of each subject never thought that there would be a few people who would not be absent, but seeing that the top student Mo He, who had always been dedicated, was also absent-minded, the teachers couldn't help but reflect on themselves: Did I spit today?Hey, is my Mediterranean not oily enough?Is the knocking on the blackboard out of rhythm? ...

Finally, after school was over, Mo He heaved a sigh of relief. He just put away his schoolbag and planned to pick it up and leave, but one hand reached under his eyelids, and his eyes followed the palm all the way up, and fell on Mo Yancheng's face. He was propping his chin with the other hand, looking at Mo He expectantly, and Mo He felt countless stars bursting out of those eyes, hitting him directly.

"...." Taking out the notebook and putting it in that hand, Mo He turned his head and was about to leave, but the hem of the school uniform was pulled again, and he looked at the man helplessly: "What are you doing?"

Mo Yancheng let go of the hand holding Mohe's school uniform, spread his palm upwards again, swayed it up and down, and said in a drawn-out voice: "Li~wu~ah~"

"???" Mo He looked puzzled, so he thought for a while and said, "Today is your birthday?"

"No, you went on a trip, right? You rich people like to travel around during holidays?" Mo Yancheng shook his hand again, "Didn't you bring a souvenir to your beloved tablemate after traveling?"

This thick-skinned person is really comparable to a city wall. Mo He put his schoolbag on his back and said, "I'll bring it to you tomorrow." As he spoke, he walked towards the door of the classroom.

Seeing this, Mo Yancheng grinned lightly, and shouted: "Let's go together!" After tidying up casually, just as he stepped out of the seat, someone grabbed the schoolbag strap from behind, and he couldn't break free Come on, seeing Mo He disappeared, Mo Yancheng turned around, looked at Qi Shi who was holding his schoolbag with all his strength and lowered his head slightly, blushing, and said righteously: "I'm sorry, you are a good person , but I just want to be friends with you."

Qi Shi was taken aback, let go of his hand, slapped himself hard on the face, and scolded with a smile: "You are sick, who wants to confess to you, is it disgusting?"

"Then dare to ask, what advice do you have?" Mo Yancheng crossed his arms in front of his chest, with an expression of "If you have nothing to do with P, I will kick you".

At this time, Qi Yu and Chen Meimei came over: "Brother, Meimei and I are going to the stationery store, so we will leave first."

Qi Shi froze all of a sudden, his face almost turned pale, and he stammered: "Oh... oh, goodbye... see you."

After the two walked out of the classroom, Qi Shi seemed to be rescued from the water after drowning, panting crazily, Mo Yancheng looked at his head that was almost steaming, and then recalled the way he kept his eyes fixed just now, he understood in seconds He said: "Oh, you finally see the strange feelings hidden in your heart for your little Yu'er?"

After recovering from his breath, he listened to Mo Yancheng's words clearly, and Qi Shi firmly gave Mo Yancheng a hammer: "Get out of here... Damn it." Realizing that he was about to swear quickly again, Qi Shi braked in time, After forcibly changing her mouth, she continued, "I... I... think that Chen Meimei... is really beautiful!"

Just as Mo Yancheng was gratified by Qi Shi's self-consciousness, he was startled by the "beautiful explosion" he suddenly shouted. look at him.

After yelling impulsively, Qi Shi looked around belatedly, and found that all his classmates had left long ago. At this moment, only the two of them were left, and he was greatly relieved, and said with certainty: "I think, I am in love. !"

"SO? I want to confess that you are looking for Chen Meimei. Why are you looking for me?" Although it was obvious just now that this guy was fascinated by the transformed Chen Meimei, Mo Yancheng still couldn't understand. What is it for.

"I... you... give me some support?" Qi Shi murmured.

"What?" Mo Yancheng said that he didn't understand at all.

"Cough... You are not the former school bully and school grass of North High School, you must be experienced, and you must be handy in picking up girls. So, master! Ask for advice!"

Looking in shock at Qi Shi who suddenly hugged his thigh, Mo Yancheng was really stupefied, and roared wildly in his heart: "How the hell am I experienced?! How can you tell that I'm good at picking up girls? I’m still a virgin!!! Even my first kiss is dedicated to our great class leader!!!!”

Even though there was a turmoil in his heart, Mo Yancheng's face was quite calm, and he said concisely: "No, trouble."

Qi Shi immediately pursed his mouth, looking like he was about to cry, but seeing that Mo Yancheng was unmoved, he gritted his teeth and said: "My supper for the next month will be yours!"

Mo Yancheng's mother would set up a stall in the night market to sell Mala Tang every day. Everyone knew this, and Mo Yancheng didn't feel embarrassed at all. The people who brought them all eat whatever they want and don't charge any money, so Mo Yancheng will not bring people any more.

deficit!What a loss!

As for Qi Shi, Chen Yueqing has never seen it before, and this product is edible and not short of money, so it would be quite appropriate to patronize Chen Yueqing's business.Besides, this guy proposed to eat Malatang for a month, and he sacrificed himself for love. Regarding this, Mo Yancheng said, I did this to match up a good marriage, not to earn those two extra money. Absolutely, no. !

So, this matter, Mo Yancheng agreed so "reluctantly".

On the second day, Qi Shi told Mo Yancheng the truth about Chen Meimei's transformation from Qi Yu.

It turned out that Chen Meimei's family was well-off, and her parents lived abroad all year round. As an only child, Chen Meimei was raised by her grandparents since she was a child.No, they were fed up. The two old people who love their grandchildren earnestly, adhering to the concept of "fat is good, fat looks good, and fat is healthy", they change their ways to cook all kinds of delicious food for Chen Meimei every day. It is definitely not enough to do it by myself. There are all kinds of snacks and pastries piled up everywhere in Chen Meimei's house. As long as Chen Meimei wants to eat, no one will say "no".

In addition to being instilled with the aesthetic concept of "fat=beautiful" since childhood, Chen Meimei has never thought of restraining herself. After eating for so many years, she has become the look that Mo Yancheng saw for the first time. She can't stop all the time. I just can't be free.

However, this winter vacation, Chen Meimei's parents took her abroad.When she saw her daughter, who was much stronger and much stronger than what she saw in the video, Chen Meimei's mother broke down immediately. That night, Chen Meimei was sent to a closed weight loss center and started to lose weight. A one-month devil-style weight loss and shaping.

Judging from the current situation, Chen Meimei's training was quite successful. Not only did she get rid of her body fat, but she also wiped out her viciousness. At least Mo Yancheng hasn't seen any crumbs of snacks on her desk yet. Or unknown liquids and objects, which can be described as a complete transformation from body to mind.

Of course, Qi Shi wasn’t the only one who saw Chen Meimei’s transformation. It’s only been two days since school started, and already no less than ten boys “accidentally” ran into Chen Meimei and slipped in love letters. Qi Shi hated it so much. Itchy, I almost want to announce to the public that "I am Meimei's destined person".

Mo Yuelao, who is charged with the important task of connecting Chen Meimei's marriage line with Qi Shi's marriage line, is really at a loss. Failure at that time will damage your wisdom.

Therefore, Mo Yancheng planned to rehearse in advance to master the first-hand real reaction, so that he could adapt to the situation.As for the training object...

When Mo Yancheng was thick-skinned with himself as usual and forced to ask for a gift, Mo He admitted that he was really relieved. After all, they were at the same table and lived together for more than three months. If they really broke up over this , It's really not very comfortable.

Mo He's principle of treating people has always been that you don't have to like me, but I must at least make sure you don't hate me. Mo He has never experienced such a thing as being hated by others, nor does he want to experience it.For Mo Yancheng, I didn't want to develop in depth, but basically I have to communicate as usual.

However, it was only the third day of school, and Mo He didn't know what kind of madness Mo Yancheng was going through. Mo He really couldn't understand his strange behavior.

When Mo He was thinking about a final math problem with a pocky in his mouth, Mo Yancheng suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled the pocky away. Mo He thought that a teacher passed by the window, but turned his head, Mo Yancheng actually took the pocky directly. Stuffing it into his own mouth, without paying attention to the saliva on it, he took a bite, grinning his teeth and looking at Mo He.

His ears turned red immediately, Mo Yancheng must have never eaten this stuff, Mo He endured it.

When Mo He was about to walk out of the teaching building, he found that it was pouring rain. Just when he opened his schoolbag to take out the folding umbrella, a long-handled umbrella opened in front of Mo He, completely ignoring Mo He. Refused, Mo Yancheng thrust the umbrella handle into Mo He's hand without saying a word, put his schoolbag on his head and broke into the rain, half turned around and smiled at Mo He while running.

What is this idiot going to do?Are you unable to listen to people? !Mo He endured again.

When Mo He was lying on the table to catch up on sleep for 10 minutes after class, Mo Yancheng came up and hummed a love song in Mo He's ear with a hoarse voice.Mo He slapped the table and stood up, walked out of the classroom, Mo Yancheng followed without saying a word, put his chin on Mo He's shoulder, and followed the toilet all the way with a strange posture, even when he was pushed out of the door by Mo He After that, he simply stood leaning against the door panel, and the love songs in his mouth never stopped.Mo He glared and glared in response, singing a song and smiling charmingly.

Pretentious?Retarded?Mo He endured it again and again.

This time, looking at the vibrating cell phone, Mo He wished it could turn into a radio wave, pass through to the other end of the cell phone, give Mo Yancheng two big ears, stay up at two o'clock in the morning, and harass others.Mo Yancheng's message started at 23:[-]. At that time, Mo He had just taken a shower and was lying on the bed, listening to light music to relax his mind.Then, the messages of the tormented spirit came one after another:

- you are a bit weird today

- What's wrong?

- so pretty

—After meeting you, I just want to be a kind of person

-who

-your people

Seeing that this person was simply bored, he thought that if he didn't reply anymore, he should take a break if he was boring himself, and the result:

- Do you know how to lose weight?just put your heart on me

— If I want to travel around the world one day, can I circle around you?

—Soy milk with deep-fried dough sticks is a perfect match.You take me, perfect match.

......

Mo He couldn't bear it.

"Hey."

"Mo Yancheng, are you out of your wits? Or are you eating too much sweets? You're not brain-dead, but you're newly-trained! People are iron, and style is steel. If you don't pretend, you'll panic Right? Can you be normal, if you are not normal, just do it directly, what the hell is wrong with you? Just say it, I will pay for it and fix it!"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long while, and just when Mo He thought this person was starting to reflect, Mo Yancheng faintly said, "I learned the tricks, and I am sincere in flirting with you."

After hanging up the phone, the phone finally went to rest, but Mo He couldn't fall asleep, his face was burning hot, and after getting out of bed and taking a cold shower, he became more awake.

What Mo Yancheng meant was that he... is really teasing me?