Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

"Click." It was the sound of something falling, and Liszt stepped back a little, looking down at his feet.

"Ah, I lost my wallet." Liszt squatted | body, picked up the wallet, and stuffed it back into the baby bag.

Stand up and happily continue to hold Shan Zeng.

"Wow-wow--" This time, not only the wallet in the baby bag, but also other things fell out one by one!

All kinds of snacks, freshly bought fruits, and vegetables kept fresh in the baby bag all fell out, submerging the feet of the two of them, and the room was in a mess.

Single increase: ...

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'll stuff it back." Liszt stuffed the things on the ground back into the baby bag one by one, but they fell out one by one.

Liszt was about to cry when he made such a big embarrassment in front of his partner just after confessing his love.

Shan Zeng grabbed Liszt's hand that kept grabbing things, and carried him out of the pile of objects.

"It's okay, don't worry about it." Shan Zeng brought Liszt's clothes and put them on.

Helping Liszt get dressed, Shan Zeng patted his buttocks and said, "Go to the living room, I'll tidy up these things."

"……it is good."

The dropped items were not a small number, and it took several trips in and out to sort them out.

Liszt's baby bag suddenly lost the function of holding items, which made Shan Zeng a little worried.

Handing him Liszt's wallet, Shan Zeng sat down beside him.

Shan Zeng asked him, "Do you know what happened to your bag?"

Shaking his head, "I don't know..."

Fearing that something might happen to Liszt again, Shan Zeng said, "Call Auntie."

Ah... no.Liszt could think of what his mother would say about him after knowing this.

Liszt shook his head and rejected Shan Zeng's request.

Shan Zeng said softly, "Don't worry me, okay?"

…………All right.

Taking out his mobile phone and calling his mother, Shan Zeng stubbornly asked Liszt to turn on the speakerphone and put the mobile phone on the coffee table.

The phone was connected, and Li's mother's iconic voice came: "Eh? Damn it! It's really you. Mom misses you so much. How are you doing these days?"

Taking a sneak peek at Shan Zeng, Liszt said to his mother, "It's pretty good."

"That~" The elongated ending sound seemed to indicate the question that Li's mother was about to ask, and Liszt quickly interrupted and said, "Mom, have you bought any new collections recently?"

"Hahaha!" Li's mother laughed three times, and said, "Son, mother knows nothing! Let me tell you... blah blah blah..."

Li's mother talked endlessly, and Shan Zeng knew that Liszt was deliberately changing the topic, so he picked up the phone.

Hastily snatched his mobile phone, Liszt and Shan Zeng made lips: no no no no, I asked.

Mother Li on the other end of the phone saw that Liszt was silent, so she asked, "Son? Are you still there, son?"

Liszt replied: "Yes, yes."

Shan Zeng stared at him again... Liszt had no choice but to say to his mother, "Mom, I want to ask you something..."

"Huh? What, you say."

"Mom, do you have a baby bag... just... just..."

"It's what it is, it's just..." Mother couldn't understand.

"It's just... broken."

"Has it ever been broken?" Li's mother bit her little lip, and suddenly replied in surprise, "Son~ Is it the kind that can't hold things~"

Looking at Shan Zeng again, Liszt replied: "Well..."

"Hey~ Son, our kangaroo pouch can only be like this~"

"what…"

"It's time to get pregnant!" Mother Li's joy almost pierced into Liszt's ears through the microphone.

"What...what?" Liszt let go in shock, and the phone almost fell to the ground.

Shan Zeng gently comforted Liszt's back, trying to calm him down.

"Son? Does your son have someone he loves? Don't be afraid, it will be the same when I was with your father. It will be fine after a while." Mother Li said.

Liszt was still in shock and unable to reply, Shan Zeng took the phone and said a few words to Li's mother.Liszt saw his lips opening and closing, what exactly he said, but didn't listen to a word...

The quilt was carried back to the bed, and Liszt lay on his side curled up into a ball, his face buried tightly in the quilt.

Shan Zeng also climbed onto the bed, put his arms around him from behind, and said softly, "Auntie asked me to take good care of you, and I can't make you work hard these days."

Then he said, "Don't be afraid."

Liszt turned around and hugged Shan Zeng, he said, "Do you think I am a monster..."

Shan Zeng laughed, "Why, don't think that way, there is no rule that male kangaroos cannot have children."

Pressing a kiss on Liszt's head, he said, "Lie down, I'll make breakfast."

The two who completely forgot that Shan Zeng could not cook, one continued to lie awkwardly on the bed, while the other was scrambling in the kitchen.

The noodles were overcooked and poured out, the eggs were fried and scattered, sticking to the bottom of the pot...

Only Liszt had taught him that the white porridge cooked regularly with the rice cooker could still be eaten.

Liszt, who buried his head in the quilt, was still struggling with the fact that he was suspected of being able to have a baby... How could a rough man who has lived for more than 20 years really become a man of unknown gender who can give birth to a baby...

Shan Zeng put the porridge and fried eggs on the bedside, and knocked on Liszt who was wrapped in a cocoon.

"time to eat."

Liszt was still a little unaccustomed to being served on the bed for the first time, so he slowly poked his head out of the bed with his chin sandwiched between the quilt.

"Hey hey, hard work."

Shan Zeng rubbed the broken hair on Liszt's forehead, and said with a smile, "Silly." He was so polite even though they were together.

From this angle, the light passing through the gap in the curtains happened to shine on Shan Zeng's side face, softening the sharp lines on his face, and the slightly raised corners of his eyes due to his smile looked full of sexiness.

Ah... Shan Zeng is so handsome, Liszt was stunned for a moment while clutching the quilt.

Seeing Liszt being stupid again, Shan Zeng's smile deepened, "Okay, let's eat."

"Yeah!" Liszt put his hands together and got up vigorously, not like a tired person at all.

Leaning sideways on the head of the bed, Liszt picked up the white porridge, blew it lightly, and took another sip, um... tasteless... but white porridge, tasteless is normal, understandable and understandable.

Putting down the bowl and picking up the chopsticks, Liszt shared a small piece of egg and ate it, uh...why is it tasteless?

"How?" Shan Zeng asked.

Liszt squeezed out a smiling face, "Well, yes, light and delicious." In order to verify the authenticity of his words, he even stuffed a large piece of poached egg into his mouth and chewed.But...it's really tasteless...

Liszt's expression never deceived anyone, and Shan Zeng realized that he forgot to add salt.

"It seems that I forgot to add salt...I'll take it and reheat it." Shan Zeng stretched out his hand to carry the plate.

Liszt had sharp eyes and quick hands, and grabbed the plate first, "No need~ I like light ones."

Single increase: ...

In order not to dampen Shan Zeng's enthusiasm for cooking, Liszt drank all the porridge and swallowed the eggs without salt. Although it wasn't delicious, it was healthy, right? Liszt comforted himself like this.

After finishing the porridge, there was still a drop of rice soup on the corner of his mouth, and Shan Zeng wiped it away when he saw it.

"..." Liszt's eyes fluttered when he was teased, and he couldn't straighten his tongue, "Then, what, you should hurry up and eat."

"Yeah." Shan Zeng packed up the dishes and left the room.

After watching Shan Zeng leave, "Oh!" Liszt threw himself on the quilt, his cheeks were already flushed, and even spread to the roots of his ears.

"What's wrong?" Shan Zeng heard Liszt's cry in the middle of walking, thinking that he was starting to feel unwell.

"No...it's nothing." Liszt covered his face in the quilt and replied eagerly.

"Just say if you're uncomfortable."

Liszt raised his hand and made an "ok" gesture.

Seems to be all right, Shan Zeng brought the bowls and chopsticks back to the kitchen.The drop of rice soup that touched the corner of Liszt's mouth remained on his fingertips. He stared at it for a long time, then slowly swallowed it, savoring the tasteless drop of rice soup...

……

Liszt got up and rubbed his reddish face after lying down for a while.Anyway, it seems that there is nothing serious about the body at the moment, or just get up, there is a backlog of work in the past few days, and it is better to finish it sooner.

Shan Zeng was still cleaning the dishes in the kitchen after eating, and Liszt got up and went to work in the study.

The man who works hard is the most handsome!I want to show my most charming side in front of Shan Zeng~ With the support of this belief, Liszt worked with unprecedented seriousness.

"Bump! Bump!" There was a crashing sound from the balcony.

"Hey!" Liszt was almost startled, he put down the mouse, followed the sound and walked to the balcony.

"Tebao!" It turned out that the big hare was pounding the cage door with its body!After seeing what was going on, Liszt hurried to the rabbit cage and opened it.

After the cage was opened, the big hare rushed out, and then kept circling on the ground.

Shan Zeng also sensed it, and ran to the balcony before the foam on his hands could be washed off.

"What's wrong?" Shan Zeng asked.

Opening his mouth in surprise, Liszt pointed at the big hare circling in circles.

As the hare ran round and round, countless light spots with faint light began to condense on the ground.The dots of light began to draw an outline, and the hare gradually vacated, continuing to draw the outline to be presented.

It's humanoid!

The light of the light spot gradually weakened and slowly became a solid body, and the hare also turned into a phantom as it climbed round and round.When the human form is fully displayed, the hare disappears.

"Zhang Yunbao?!" Liszt called out the name of the person in front of him in surprise.

The entity was fully presented, Zhang Yunbao opened his eyes, seeing the two people in front of him, his eyes changed from confusion at the beginning to joy.

"Master Shan, Director Li!" Zhang Yunbao stepped forward excitedly and held Liszt's hands tightly, "It's really great to see you again."

"Okay, okay." Liszt hasn't recovered from the shock just now.