Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

The monitoring talisman used by Shan Zeng is only used by the insiders of the Tiger Clan and the recently emerged "Fulu Sect", and only a few people in the Zhongjia Bureau can use it.

If Bai Zihan insisted on getting involved with one of them, including Bai Que's relationship, I'm afraid there would be only the Fulu faction.

Shan Zeng asked him, "Did Bai Que teach you?"

Bai Zihan said casually: "You can also say that." He walked to the side of the washbasin to turn the water, and commented: "This talisman is so-so, and there is still room for improvement."

Zhang Fafa didn't know Bai Zihan's identity, and Bai Zihan left a shadow in his heart when he was angry with Zhang Fafa.Even if he heard Bai Zihan belittle the boss, he dared not speak up.

Shan Zeng didn't mind listening to Bai Zihan's opinion, he said, "Do you have any suggestions for improvement?"

Bai Zihan replied: "My opinion is based on the basics of making talismans. Your basic skills in making talismans are not good enough. How do you want to improve?"

Shan Zeng's talisman making is the best in the bureau, and he has learned how to make talismans from the elders of the clan since he was a child. No one dares to say that his basic skills are not good enough.

Xiong Qi couldn't see it anymore, he said to Bai Zihan: "Our captain has learned to make talismans since he was a child, how can you say that his basic skills are not good enough?"

"Oh?" Bai Zihan suddenly laughed when he heard Xiong Qi's words, "It seems that the Tiger Clan is really not as good as the next generation, and the direct disciples taught are only at this level."

"You!" Xiong Qi couldn't help but wanted to go forward, Zhang Fafa also clenched his fists, Shan Zeng reached out to stop the two of them, signaling them not to get excited.

Bai Zihan's many remarks showed that his identity is not ordinary, which made Shan Zeng very curious, so he said to Bai Zihan, "What is your identity?"

Hearing Shan Zeng asking himself this question, Bo Zihan paused for a moment while holding Shui's hand, he raised his eyes to look at Shan Zeng, and glanced ghostly in the direction of Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi.

Shan Zeng understood immediately, he turned to Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi and said, "You two go out first."

Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi looked at each other, then opened the door and went out.

After the two of them went out, Bai Zihan suddenly changed his expression, and said to Shan Zeng with an expression of hating iron and steel: "You said, why didn't you know to ask me earlier! Ask me earlier, and you won't be able to draw talismans." It's that bad."

Shan Zeng still said: "So what is your identity?"

Bai Zihan patted Shan Zeng on the shoulder and continued: "Silly boy, I have hinted so clearly and you still don't know?"

Speaking of which, Shan Zeng really doesn't know.

Looking at Shan Zeng's expression, Bai Zihan knew that he didn't know, "I'm your great-uncle Shan Zihan!"

"What?" Shan Zeng didn't believe it, "Don't talk nonsense."

Bai Zihan raised his eyebrows and said, "You don't believe me? You don't believe me..." Well, speaking of which, there isn't anything around to prove his identity.

Bai Zihan supported his head and thought for a while, then snapped his fingers suddenly, and said to Shan Zeng, "Take out your phone and call your grandfather, and we will confront each other face to face."

Shan Zeng folded his arms and said, "My grandpa has so many affairs to deal with every day, so he doesn't have time to call you."

"You really don't believe me?" Bai Zihan saw that this kid wanted to argue with him.

Shan Zeng said, "Why should I trust you? Uncle Shan Zihan has been dead for hundreds of years, and even if he is still alive, he is nearly a thousand years old. You can't speak unrealistically."

Bai Zihan was so angry that his head was on fire, "Your grandfather is the proof, take out your phone!"

If Shan Zeng didn't give it, Bai Zihan was about to dig it out, Shan Zeng dodged, and Bai Zihan rushed over. When they attacked and dodged, the door suddenly opened.

"What... are you doing?" Liszt stood at the door, looking at Bai Zihan who was throwing himself on Shan Zeng in disbelief.

Hearing Liszt's voice, Bai Zihan turned his head to look, immediately withdrew his hand holding Shan Zeng, and moved to a distance of three meters from Shan Zeng.

Shan Zeng was also afraid that Liszt would misunderstand, but he had nowhere to hide, so he could only press his back against the bookshelf.

Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi standing in the living room: What to do, the boss was caught and raped by his sister-in-law... in the room!

Liszt who saw this scene: ...

Both Bai Zihan and Shan Zeng were so nervous that they stood still and did not dare to move, for fear that Liszt might misunderstand.

Liszt didn't think anything wrong, he heard Bai Zihan yelling just after he got home, he thought they were fighting, it was really a coincidence that he opened the study door and saw the scene just now.

Seeing that everyone was staring at him without speaking, Liszt felt a little uncomfortable, "Whatever you should do, don't worry about me."

However, Bai Zihan felt that Liszt was angry, and he quickly waved his hands violently to explain to Liszt: "I, I, I just want to make a call with Dan Zeng's cell phone, don't get me wrong."

Ordinary people would think this explanation is even more ridiculous, who wants a mobile phone to make a call and still lie on someone's body!

But for some reason, Liszt believed it, and he said to Bai Zihan, "Then if he doesn't lend it to you, I'll lend it to you."

Bai Zihan hurriedly said, "No thanks, the number I want to call is only on his phone."

Lisztese turned back to the phone and said to Shan Zeng: "Then you can borrow him."

Faced with Liszt's difficulty in refusing, Shan Zeng took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Bai Zihan.

Bai Zihan got the phone but couldn't use it. This phone was different from the one that Bai Que used to watch.Bai Zihan didn't dare to ask Shan Zeng in front of Liszt, so he moved to Liszt's side and said to him, "I don't know how to use it, please help me."

Liszt first entered the password to unlock the mobile phone he got from Shan Zeng.Seeing that Liszt had finished entering the password, Bai Zihan said, "You still know the password of his mobile phone."

The password is Liszt's birthday... Liszt was embarrassed to answer, so he responded, "Yes."

Liszt opened the address book and asked Bai Zihan to find a contact by himself, but Bai Zihan thought it was troublesome and said, "I don't know how to look for it, please help me, find Shan Ziyu."

"Oh." Liszt swiped across the screen.

"It's the grandpa." Shan Zeng said, "The note is the grandpa."

"Huh?" Liszt was confused.

"Oh oh, look for the grandfather." Bai Zihan tugged at Liszt's sleeve and said, "Let's look for the grandfather."

"Oh..." Liszt found Grandpa Shan Zeng's phone number, helped him call, and handed the phone to Bai Zihan.

Bai Zihan took the phone and was about to answer it when Shan Zeng suddenly said, "Turn on the speakerphone."

Bai Zihan replied: "Nonsense, I'm going to turn on the speakerphone. If you don't turn it on, how do you know what we said?"

He turned on the speakerphone, and the grandfather picked it up after a short wait, "Zeng'er?" The voice was not old.But from Bai Zihan's ears, Shan Ziyu had aged a lot.

Bai Zihan couldn't help being a little excited, and his voice was a little choked up, "Ziyu, can you tell who I am?"

"..." Shan Ziyu was silent for a while, as if he was suppressing something, he suddenly roared: "Fuck you liar!" Then he hung up the phone.

The messy Bai Zihan in the wind: ...

The few people present didn't expect this to happen, and they couldn't help being dumbfounded.

Shan Zeng coughed lightly and said, "The old man was cheated out of tens of thousands of yuan by a scammer not long ago, so he probably really thinks you are a scammer."

Shan Zeng asked Bai Zihan to give him the phone, "I'll call him with w letter, you can directly video."

Bai Zihan nodded slowly, apparently still not recovering.

The w-letter video call was connected immediately. Seeing Shan Zeng, the grandpa smiled heartily at first, and then said, "Why did Zeng'er find Taigong's office?"

Shan Zeng replied: "Grandpa, Zeng'er today is for..."

"By the way, Zeng'er." The grandfather hurriedly said, "You haven't lost your phone, right? A scammer called me with your number."

Bai Zihan who was treated as a "liar": I hate it.

"Grandfather, there is someone who wants to talk to you." Shan Zeng knew that the explanation could not make sense, so he handed the phone to Bai Zihan directly.

Bai Zihan was a little caught off guard by the phone stuffed into his hand. He looked at the screen of the phone and saw Shan Ziyu on the other side of the video.

"Ziyu...I'm Zihan!" Bai Zihan, who had learned to be smart, went straight to the point.

"Zi, Zihan?" There was indeed Zihan's familiar yet unfamiliar voice on the other end of the phone.

Bai Zihan looked at Shan Ziyu on the opposite side of the video and said, "Yes, it's me, Ziyu, you're getting old."

Bai Zihan had never used mobile phone video, so Shan Ziyu only saw his hair. Shan Ziyu shook his head and sighed, "No, Zihan has passed away for many years, it can't be him."

Liszt, who was watching from the side, became anxious, and quickly straightened the phone in Bai Zihan's hand, "Bai Zihan, look at the camera."

"Oh oh oh." Bai Zihan noticed that he was not facing the camera, and quickly found the front camera to point at his face.

"You...you are Zihan." The old lady Shan Ziyu recognized Bai Zihan, but she still couldn't believe it, and said, "You are really Zihan, haven't you already..."

Bai Zihan's eyes were already moist, "I didn't die after the thunder punishment. Bai Que collected my three souls and seven souls and sealed them on a loquat. It took me more than 300 years of cultivation to transform into a solid form."

Shan Ziyu's eyes were also red, "Okay, okay, it's good to be alive, it's good to be alive."

This time, not only Shan Zeng and Liszt, but Zhang Fafa and Xiong Qi who were outside the room almost dropped their jaws in shock.I originally thought that Bai Zihan was just a slightly more powerful character, but I didn't expect that he was the boss...a grandpa!

Feeling sad, Bai Zihan wiped away his tears and said to Shan Ziyu: "Ziyu, who taught Shan Zeng how to make talismans?"

Shan Ziyu replied: "Oh, it was mainly brought by his father. Zeng'er is very talented and has learned quickly since he was a child."

"Alas... just because you learn fast doesn't mean you learn well." Bai Zihan couldn't help but cast a glance at Shan Zeng.

Shan Zeng had a bit of a breakdown, it seemed that Bai Zihan wouldn't give up if he didn't make things difficult for him.