Memoirs of a Kangaroo Unemployed

Unexpectedly, Wu Xiaolu would reply to everyone like this: "..."

Wu Yanzhang tentatively asked, "Xiaolu, what do you mean by that?"

Wu Xiaolu understood, smiled and said to everyone: "Don't be nervous, I'm out of the control of the demons." He patted his chest and said, "Now I'm free."

"Xiaolu, is it true?" Wu Yanzhang couldn't help confirming again.

"Dad, it's true." Wu Xiaolu realized that Wu Yanzhang was much tired after not seeing him for a few days.

After receiving his son's confirmed answer, Wu Yanzhang patted Wu Xiaolu's arm excitedly, "Okay, I'm finally out of the sea of ​​suffering."

Wu Yanzhang may not intend to express something, but it is different to everyone's ears. Listening to him, doesn't it mean that he doesn't want Wu Xiaolu to participate in the following actions?

It's just that this matter is their own decision, and it's hard for everyone to say anything.

Wu Yanzhang himself realized it right after he finished speaking. Wu Xiaolu still has tasks to do later, so it was too early for him to say this... Thinking of his son going back to the magic kiln, Wu Yanzhang felt heartbroken, his face changed, and in the end he could only Turned into a long sigh.

Wu Xiaolu asked, "Dad, what's wrong with you?"

Wu Yanzhang shook his head, and walked into the house with a sad face.He didn't want his son to be in danger again, but he had a big task and he didn't want to make a choice, so he could only choose to escape in this way.

After Wu Yanzhang left, Shan Zeng told Wu Xiaolu about his plan.

After listening to Wu Xiaolu, he readily agreed, after all, only he can accomplish this task.

There were still a few things to be clarified about the case of Shan Zeng, and they sat down in the living room after talking for a long time.

Liszt went to the kitchen to make two cups of tea and served them to Shan Zeng and Wu Xiaolu in the living room.

He also sat down on the side, and Shan Zeng was asking Wu Xiaolu, "I heard from Uncle Wu that you sent Liszt to the underworld on purpose?"

Speaking of this incident, Wu Xiaolu felt a little sorry for Liszt, "It's my fault. Liszt's job is special, and the demons have always wanted to use the soul-eating talisman to transfer his soul. At that time, they didn't trust me very much. Borrowing books and posting charms are all done by staring at me. I was afraid that the runes would really work, so I found an excuse to borrow a book that Liszt was not interested in. I didn’t expect you to finish reading it, but I was very surprised.” The last sentence was addressed to Liszt.

Liszt "cut", "It's not some esoteric book, just read it casually~"

Wu Xiaolu smiled, and continued to Shan Zeng: "After I was controlled by the demons, I kept trying to find a way to let you know the plans of the demons. It happened that the demons wanted me to get rid of Wen Xiaoxiao's soul. She made some tricks on her soul, compared with Liszt's soul-eating talisman, made her a sub-talisman, and the rune was attached to her soul, so she was naturally attracted by Liszt in the underworld."

Liszt leaned on Shan Zeng's shoulder and said, "But Wen Xiaoxiao doesn't know much, the main thing is what Wu Xinmin told us."

Wu Xiaolu took a sip of tea and said: "Wu Xinmin and Wen Xiaoxiao's meeting was also within my expectation. He was also taken away by the soul-eating talisman. Wu Xinmin's talisman and Liszt's are both mine." It was drawn by Senior Brother, so it also has a certain attraction to the Zifu in Wen Xiaoxiao's soul."

Shan Zeng said, "So that's how it is."

Wu Xiaolu was a little tired, rubbed his shoulders and said to Shan Zeng: "Anything else you want to ask?"

Shan Zeng grabbed Liszt's finger that was scribbling on his back, and asked Wu Xiaolu calmly: "What is your identity as the 'master' of the Demon Race?"

Wu Xiaolu noticed that during his absence, the relationship between Liszt and Shan Zeng became more delicate.He could only pretend that he didn't see it, and replied to Dan Zeng, "Hehe, what master, he's an ordinary demon. Wu Xinmin told you that his brother is from the fairy world, right? That's all I knew, but before now A few days ago, someone told me that Yaodao and Yang Changhuan are not real brothers, but have only met each other a few times in the past. If Yang Changhuan didn't want to find an opportunity to punish Bai Que, they wouldn't have gone together."

Liszt's hand was held by Shan Zeng and he couldn't move, so he stopped harassing him.After Wu Xiaolu finished talking about Shan Zeng, he asked him again: "What do you say about this?"

Wu Xiaolu laughed contemptuously, "Yang Changhuan was afraid that Bai Que would sue him after he became a fairy, so he finally found Yao Dao to help him realize his plan. Originally, he only wanted to weaken Bai Que's strength as he did hundreds of years ago, and delay his becoming a fairy." Fairy's time. But Yao Dao also has his own ideas, so he tricked Yang Changhuan into doing things for him."

"Hmph!" Liszt was already lying on Shan Zeng's back, hugging his neck, "This Yang Changhuan is just doing it on his own. When we close the case, we will report it to the Immortal Realm and let the Immortal Realm demote him!"

Shan Zeng added: "His crime is not as simple as demoting an official. The lightest is being laid down in the mortal world. There is no way out."

Liszt was filled with righteous indignation, "That's better, just punish him like this."

"Speaking of Yang Changhuan, my dad should have told you that he would smuggle the witch's soul down to earth. Have you planned what to do?" Wu Xiaolu asked.

Shan Zeng replied: "Everything is ready..."

……

In the heavenly realm, Yang Changhuan put the soul-filter ladle containing the soul of the "Saintess of the Demon Realm" into a paper box, closed the lid, and tied it securely with silk thread.Then he rummaged through the box and found a box of precious millennium ginseng. He hesitated for a moment, and packed it in the same red box.

Personnel from the fairy world not only have to apply in advance, but also have to go through approval and inspection before they can go down to earth.Fortunately, he was in the third heaven, and his time was almost the same as that in the mortal world, so he was relatively able to withstand the consumption.The reason he submitted to go down to earth was to visit relatives, and he wanted to convince the people in the examination and approval department that he had to pretend to be someone who was visiting relatives.

He prepared a load of gifts and set off with a shoulder pole.

When he arrived at the "Xianfan Approval Department", his first few approvals went smoothly, but when it came to the approval of Shan's seniors, Yang Changhuan was detained.

The Shan parents approved the application without looking up, completely ignoring Yang Changhuan who kept protesting in front of him.

"Please explain clearly why my application was not approved?" Yang Changhuan patted the table angrily.

The elders of the Shan family still didn't look up, two heavenly soldiers suddenly appeared behind Yang Changhuan, the heavenly soldiers supported Yang Changhuan, ignored his struggle, and unloaded his shoulder pole.

"What are you doing?" Yang Changhuan hurriedly grabbed the silk ribbon on the box to prevent the heavenly soldiers from snatching it away.

The seniors of Shan's family sorted out the documents on the desktop in a leisurely manner, and put all the approved documents aside.

"Some time ago, it was reported that the Immortal Artifact Division was stolen, so it is really offending to check the luggage of every immortal in the Immortal Artifact Division."

"No, you can't check my luggage!" Yang Changhuan was anxious.

The single parent walked around the counter, "Why not?"

"I'm the head of the Immortal Artifact Division, why don't I know about the theft of the Immortal Artifact Division?"

"I said yes, so there is." The senior Shan parent leaned against the counter and said lightly.

"You!" Yang Changhuan didn't expect that the Approval Department would have such a difficult role, since he doesn't take hard things, he should be soft.

Yang Changhuan flatteringly said to the seniors of the Shan family: "This man, I have..." Yang Changhuan patted the red box he brought and said, "They are all good things, enough for you brothers."

The Shan parents laughed after hearing this, "Is there really something good?"

Yang Changhuan thought his trick had worked, so he quickly said, "Yes, yes, this box is a thousand-year-old ginseng, this box is cured dragon meat, and this box is..." He counted the good things in each box carefully. , but did not mention the bottom box.

The elders of the Shan family noticed it, and pointed to the box pretending to be curious, and said, "This box is also a good thing."

Yang Changhuan was afraid of revealing his secrets, but he was also afraid that the elders of Shan's family would take a fancy to this box, so he said: "This box is just an ordinary bird's nest, it's worthless, and you can't sell it."

The elders of the Shan family knew in their hearts that this probably contained the soul of the "Saintess of the Devil's Cult". He said, "Bird's nest? I love bird's nest the most, so I want this box."

He waved his hand at Tianbing and said, "The director of the Immortal Artifacts Department, Dafang, gave some good things to the brothers today. Everyone took his load of things and distributed them. Remember to leave the last box for me."

The heavenly soldiers cooperated very well, no matter how powerful Yang Changhuan was, he couldn't grab so many people, and after a while, all the things were snatched by the heavenly soldiers.

After they finished grabbing it, they brought the bottom box of "bird's nest" to the elders of Shan's parents.

When they got what they wanted, the elder Shan didn't open it, but handed the box to the assistant and asked him to take it back to the office.

Yang Changhuan knew that he was out of action now, his clothes and hair were torn into a mess during the snatching, and he didn't look like a fairy at all.

Seeing his desperation, the elder of the Shan family sneered secretly.

Yang Changhuan thought to himself, if he can't complete this task, he might have to involve himself in it, so now he can only go down to earth to inform his junior brother.

"This leader, I have nothing left, so can I go down to earth?"

The elder of the Shan family picked up a copy of "Approval Work Specifications for Descending to Earth" on the table and casually flipped through it, and said, "Who said you can descend to Earth?"

Yang Changhuan's heart skipped a beat, and he tentatively said to the elders of Shan's family: "Look, you'll accept this gift too..."

"What are you taking!" The Shan parents stared at Yang Changhuan and said loudly, "What did I take you for?!"

"No, no, my things were confiscated." Yang Changhuan didn't expect him to be so difficult to serve, so he could only follow his words.

The seniors of Shan's parents closed the book, put their hands on the back of the book and tapped lightly, "Xiao Wang, Xiao Li."

The two Heavenly Soldiers cupped their hands, "Here!"

"Take him back."

"What?!" Yang Changhuan couldn't believe it, the Heavenly Soldiers had already grabbed his body and lifted him down, Yang Changhuan shouted in despair: "No...you can't do this to me, let me go! Let me go!!"

Watching Yang Changhuan being dragged away by the Heavenly Soldiers, the seniors of the Shan family spread their hands innocently. After he jumped back to the counter, he took out his mobile phone from the drawer and called...

On the other end of the phone: "Uncle?"

Single-parent elders: "I'm a good boy~~"