I kidnap someone online

"Daughter-in-law, please accept your husband's daily teasing!"

Mu Feng looked at the message he sent, feeling uncontrollably happy.

Picking up someone in the group every day is already the time when Mu Feng is in the best mood of the day.

Mu Feng is an Internet writer. He always thought that his writing skills were not bad, but after he was abused by big bosses in the same group of writers, he no longer had the passion to write. He can write as much as he can every day. Wen basically relies on his life to generate electricity.

With no reminders from readers, no income collection, Mu Feng has already rushed to a certain level.

So for him now, Gengwen is not as interesting as flirting with a straight man.

That's right, Mu Feng is a danmei writer...

Putting down his phone, Mu Feng lazily got up from the bed. It was already sunny outside, but he still didn't seem to have had enough sleep.Walking into the bathroom and looking at himself in the mirror, Mu Feng couldn't help but swear: "Damn, another day of depravity has begun!" For some reason, although Mu Feng came out of school for an internship, he kept looking I didn't find a suitable job. To put it bluntly, I didn't want to work for others, so I decided to become an online writer.

Dreams are always beautiful, dreaming that one day I will be popular and make money easily at home; but the reality is very cruel, such a beautiful "struggle and inspirational" plan has fallen before I persisted for a few months.

Even so, Mu Feng still insisted on updating a little bit every day, not for anything else, just thinking that when the number of words in his essay reaches a certain level, he can take it out and blow it up.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard...

Mu Feng's hometown is in Jiangxi, a very beautiful small mountain village. Both his parents go out to work, so Mu Feng follows his grandparents at home, so besides writing novels at home, he also helps the family with some housework in his spare time. After all, they are old When he grows up, Mu Feng is not weak, and he still has to help with some farm work.

After tidying up his clothes casually, Mu Feng went downstairs to look for food with brisk steps. It is better to say that he went downstairs to eat directly. Mu Feng usually goes to bed very late at night, and then sleeps until 11 noon the next day: I woke up at 30, and to use a sentence that Grandma Mu Feng often said: "If you continue like this, you will be able to cultivate immortality!"

Whenever he hears this, Mu Feng will always say narcissistically: "No way? How can I maintain my perfect figure?" But these jobs are like nonsense to the old people in the countryside.

"Grandma, what are you going to eat today?" Mu Feng yelled loudly before he reached the kitchen.

But the latter didn't reply, Mu Feng didn't take it seriously, he was used to it anyway...

Walking into the kitchen, I saw grandma busy beside the cauldron. Grandpa used a wooden dunzi as a stool to sit on the stove, adding firewood to it from time to time. The summer weather was hot, and grandpa's dark face was covered with rough sweat , Mu Feng took a look and then looked away guiltily. It's not that he didn't want to step forward to replace him, but even if he went, it would be futile. Grandpa is an honest and stubborn person, but there is one thing: he is very precious to Mu Feng. The grandson rarely asks him to work, and he is still not disappointed after accepting that his grandson is "useless".

Instead, he often warns Mu Feng: But what to do in the future, as long as you don't do illegal things, you can do it with confidence, keep doing it, and don't give up lightly.

For this, Mu Feng had a feeling in his heart, but he was helpless because he was not up to date. Every time he thought of this, Mu Feng looked at his grandfather with guilt.

Had a light meal today, lettuce with cabbage!

Mu Feng: "..."

Fortunately, Mu Feng is a vegetarian. If it were someone else, he would have been driven crazy, right?After casually eating one or two bowls of rice, Mu Feng put down the bowls and chopsticks and went back to her room. She turned on the computer. She wanted to update some novels, but couldn't bear the excitement in her heart. .”

As soon as I entered, I saw that the atmosphere in the group was particularly good, and the information could not be read at all.

Mu Feng doesn't know if other people have this habit, anyway, he has a habit, that is, every time he opens the group message, he will look through the previous chat records to see what the people in the group chatted about when he left.

Mu Feng swiped the message to the interface that he left, and saw a group of replies following him after he posted the "Daily Lie"...

Crowd A: "Ahhh, I ate a mouthful of dog food just after waking up! It's unreasonable-but why am I laughing?!! Ahhh, I must be poisoned!"

Crowd B: "Mu Gong is doing well, but you are too slow, just throw yourself down!! Then live broadcast! We will help you! Hehe..." After finishing speaking, he added a wretched smile.

Crowd C: "If this is not considered love? Hanshou! Just follow it..."

Crowd D: "Reply to Crowd A—same poisoning!"

......

Mu Feng read them one by one, and didn't change the topic until he saw dozens of group members. Even so, Mu Feng was very happy. To be honest, he just liked what others said.

"Dididi..." Just as Mu Feng was looking at the message with relish, the computer beeped a few times, Mu Feng quit the group chat to check, and 'Jinjiang+Diwanggong woodcutter' asked to add friends!

Mu Feng was puzzled, but he still clicked the agree button and put it in his "Author" group.

As soon as he agreed to add friends, a message was sent over there: "Mumu, hello!"

Mu Feng replied: "Hi, woodcutter."

Jinjiang+Diwanggong woodcutter: "It always feels weird... Mumu, you should call me Diwanggong."

Mu Feng caressed his forehead: "Heh! Emperor Gong? Doesn't exist?!" Small sample, claiming Gong in front of the real Gong?court death!

Jinjiang + the emperor attacked the woodcutter: "Okay, you win." The woodcutter was helpless, and originally wanted to come over for a moment, but who knew that Mu Mu was so straightforward, howling heartbroken.

I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, and it is the same now...

Mu Feng: "Ahem, what's the matter with you adding me?" Although it's a bit redundant to say this, isn't there no topic at this time?Just ask.Who knew that just asking casually, and asking something serious.

There was a pause on the other side for a minute, Mu Feng thought she had left, and was about to leave.

At this moment, the window shakes again...

Jin Jiang + Di Wang Gong Woodcutter: "It's nothing serious, I'll ask you if you really want to chase Hanshou, or just for fun? If it's for fun, it's a bit too much, if you really want to chase him, Then you have to work hard, after all Han Shou is so arrogant."

Mu Feng: "..."

After thinking for a while, Mu Feng replied: "Do you think I'm serious?" Then he felt as if he didn't answer, and then said: "Actually, whether it's serious or not, it doesn't make any difference to me. I like teasing him." , I think he is stupid and cute, I think it’s fun, but I don’t want to hurt him, I’m happy when he’s happy, and I’m sad when he’s sad, I don’t know what it’s like, all in all, I like watching him come out, I like his arrogance, his waywardness, his aloofness, and his stupidity. Whether this is serious or just for fun, I don’t think I know now.”

Having said so much all at once, Mu Feng suddenly felt a little relieved, as if the matter that had suppressed him for a long time had been resolved.

Jin Jiang + Emperor Gong Gong Woodcutter: "Oh—I see, I support you, Mumu, come on!"

Mu Feng was confused, what the hell?Know what?

Later, Mu Feng chatted with the woodcutter a lot, but no one mentioned that matter again, as if they were tacit understanding, or deliberately avoided it.

Just when Mu Feng was about to end the chat, the woodcutter suddenly asked, "Mumu, why didn't you take the cold?"

Mu Feng: "I feel no pressure to talk about him in the group now. If we talk privately, it might make him uncomfortable, right?"

Jin Jiang + the emperor attacked the woodcutter: "How do you know if you don't try?"

Mu Feng said bitterly: "Why did I never want to do that? Maybe I don't know what to say? It's good for now, and I'll talk about it later when I have a chance."

Jinjiang + the emperor attacking the woodcutter: "Okay then..."

Finally finished this awkward chat, Mu Feng walked to the window, opened the window, and the breeze was not blowing like in the movie.

The weather in June can be said to be very hot. When the window was opened, although there was no sunlight coming in, the hot wind was really irritating. Mu Feng didn't care about that at the moment. Constantly changing...

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Mu Feng, an authentic southern brother, Han Tian, ​​an authentic Northeast Chinese.

Can two people who are separated by such a distance move from the Internet to reality?What ridiculous story will happen afterwards?Please stay tuned.This article is short, with an estimated word count of about 12 words. Babies who like to read short stories can start!

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