I kidnap someone online

When his thoughts returned to reality, Mu Feng saw sweat on his forehead, he had no choice but to go to the bathroom to change his clothes, and when he came back, it had been a long time.

In summer, it is hot and bathes are frequent, but Mu Feng has a good habit of washing her own clothes.Occasionally, neighbors will tease: Whoever wants to marry you in the future will enjoy the blessings!

Mu Feng was also deeply touched by this.

If there is a daughter-in-law in the future, he will definitely pamper and spoil her, and won't let her suffer any grievances.

But I don't know why, so far, Mu Feng is still single...

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, the sun was high and the ground was scorching hot. Suddenly, I remembered a very popular video on the Internet recently. A person holding a few eggs can fry eggs directly on the road! Think about it this way, now How high is the temperature.

But no matter what the temperature outside is, in the countryside, hard-working farmers will still go out to work, as long as they stagger the hottest time at noon.Even so, the temperature outside is very hot, so you must bring enough water when you go out, otherwise it is easy to suffer from heatstroke due to lack of water.

During the meal, grandpa told Mu Feng to drive him to the fields to see the rice.

In fact, it’s superfluous for Mu Feng to say these things. There’s no need to go to the field on such a hot day. Not to mention the heat, there are a lot of insects. I remember that Mu Feng liked to go there when he was young, because there were a lot of lotus seeds to eat at that time. In the past, the ecology was good, and there were some small rivers; now there are no lotus seeds in many places, and the water is deep. For Mu Feng, a landlubber, it is a nightmare.

Therefore, the previous enthusiasm has almost disappeared after these years, and now he is basically an otaku, the kind of person who can stay at home for a few months without going out.

However, many people's understanding of nerds is that they are messy, dirty, and all kinds of masturbation, but Mu Feng is not like that. He just doesn't want to go out. Influenced by Mu's father, Mu Feng is a very hygienic person. My own room is tidy, and even my home is sometimes cleaned up.

I hurriedly prepared, waited for Grandpa to get the shovel, and just hit the road...

Along the way, Mu Feng and Grandpa didn't say anything, because there was nothing to talk about, it was nothing more than work and his partner. For work, he could only write novels at home. There was no such thing as a partner!It's still early!

Arriving at the destination, Grandpa got off the car and went straight to his rice field. Mu Feng was bored by himself, took out his mobile phone, and looked casually. There were hundreds of friends, but he didn't know who to talk to.

In the end, I clicked on the author group in Jinjiang.

At this time, the group is a bit cold, no one is chatting, and they are all chatting without saying a word. At this moment, the phone's special concern prompt sounds, and Mu Feng takes a closer look: Starting point + Han Tiannu (straight man) is in the group Sent a cute emoji.

Seeing this, Mu Feng replied in seconds: "Daughter-in-law, why are you making trouble today." A 'molesting' emoji was added at the end.

Starting point + Han Tiannu (straight man): "I'm catching a plane, I'm bored." Then something came to mind, "Again, I'm not your eldest daughter-in-law, I'm a straight man!"

Mu Feng laughed: "I know you are arrogant, big daughter-in-law, I understand." Haha, so cute, so arrogant!

Starting point + Han Tiannu (straight male): "Tsundere sister!" This person is really such a rascal.

Mu Feng has always been the thick-skinned Mu Feng: "Don't be like this, my sister didn't ask you to provoke you, it's wrong for you to do this." What about chasing a wife? !

Starting point + Han Tiannu (straight male): "..." He won't say that he really wants to hit someone!

Just as Mu Feng was typing, some people came out to bubble up one after another. Mu Feng took a closer look, squinted his eyes and smiled secretly: The assist team is here!

Jinjiang + Diwanggong Gong woodcutter: "Manually applaud, manually call, I wish a happy marriage for a hundred years, and give birth to a precious son!"

Jin Jiang + loyal dog Shou Xiaoquan: "Happy gongs and drums beat out the festivities every year, and the knot is tied. When will Mu Gong hold a banquet?"

Jinjiang + Lin Erya: "Passing by... I wish you a long time!"

Mu Feng deleted the original reply to "Big Daughter-in-law", and then replied silently: "Thank you for your blessings, good days will not be far away, everyone just remember to get ready, hehe."

Jinjiang+Lin Erya: "Ahem, act like I haven't been here, I haven't seen anything...I'm leaving!"

Mu Feng was ashamed, how could it be like this?

Jin Jiang + Di Wang Gong Woodcutter: "Give it up!!! Remember to live broadcast the bridal chamber/squint smile."

Jinjiang+Pippi: "Straight man passing by, what are you talking about?"

Jinjiang + loyal dog Shou Xiaoquan: "Pippi, have you forgotten how you passed out that night?" Smiling with squinting eyes.

Jinjiang+Pippi: "..."

Jinjiang + emperor attacking woodcutter Aite Jinjiang + loyal dog Shou Xiaoquan: "Wow... Xiaoquan, have I been greened? You don't love me anymore! My heart hurts, there is no true love in the world!" Attached A forgiveness hat emoji.

......

Afterwards, the topic continued to develop in an indescribable direction. Until a long time later, I found that the "big daughter-in-law" still hadn't come out. I guess I was shy (actually got on the plane), and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but raise my mouth when I thought of this.

Before Mu Feng turned off the phone, she heard a beep, and she glanced at it for a while and felt a little...a little...

Also just a little bit!After all, there is nothing more interesting than one's own "big daughter-in-law".

And the message that surprised Mu Feng was this: Jinjiang + Lu Goudan: "Back to the billions..."

Turning off the phone, seeing that Grandpa hadn't come yet, Mu Feng planned to get out of the car and take a walk.

"Damn it, it's so hot!" I really don't know if I don't go out, but once I go out, it's so hot, the weather is really crazy.

The poor people are still those working people. Under such hot conditions, they still have to go out to work for the sake of their families and livelihood. Alas, Mu Feng thought to himself, if he lives like this in the future, he wonders if he will talk to Granny Meng in advance. deal!

Thinking of this, Mu Feng suddenly couldn't help laughing, he thought of a news joke, he vaguely remembered it was written like this: The host asked the African prince, compared with China and Africa, was the summer hotter?Most people will definitely think it is African fever, why?Just look at the skin color of the people over there!But the African prince replied like this: "I won't give the answer first, but I have comparison photos before and after I came to China. You can see it after you look at it."

Turning the big screen at the back, two photos came into view at the same time, but what is embarrassing is that the photo on the right is before coming to China, and the photo on the left is after coming. Everyone found that the African prince was not very dark before coming, but the photo in the back Obviously a lot darker.

Everyone laughed and listened to the answer from the African prince: "It was hot at home before, but the temperature was not particularly high. Since I came to China, some of my friends never suffered from heatstroke in Africa, but they did suffer from heatstroke in summer in China. Fortunately, a passer-by brought that potion, otherwise my friend would not have recovered so quickly!"

Thinking of that news, Mu Feng couldn't help laughing, but China is indeed getting crazy hot.

Can't afford to provoke!The key is that you can't even hide!

When I got home again, it was already around [-]:[-] in the afternoon. The sun outside was not so poisonous, but it was still sultry. After returning home, Mu Feng couldn't help but took out two ice creams from the refrigerator, and gave one to my grandfather. Take it to cool off the heat.

Sitting in the room, facing the computer, Mu Feng sighed: "I don't want to code at all, how can I break it? It hasn't been updated for several days, write? Don't write!"

After entanglement and entanglement, Mu Feng still bowed his head to the influence of manuscripts, and started to write novels...

......

There are people coming and going at a certain pick-up gate at Harbin Airport. People standing outside keep looking at the exit gate, waiting for their relatives or friends to arrive. However, there are many exceptions, and many of them stare at one person , especially the sign that the man was holding...

A beautiful girl with a hot figure, wearing eight centimeter high heels, holding a sign in her hand, which reads: "Xiao Tiantian, I'm here to pick you up!"

The author has something to say: I have been suffering for the past few days, and my kidneys are probably not working. I need to supplement them, otherwise Xiaoshou will rebel!

small theater:

Mu Feng: "Daughter-in-law, do you like to be vegetarian?"

Han Tian: "I don't like it!"

Mu Feng: "That's great, I don't like it either, so... Ai? Wife, please open the door!" Wronged, how can a wife not warm the bed? !Lonely, lonely, and cold!